View Full Version : Mma-mixed martial arts class saturday?


"the kid"
18-05-2009, 13:57
hi. I'm thinkin of adding a 3rd mma class at 'the forge' martial arts centre for saturdays. Already got some feedback but wondering who'd want to come if i did? Prob run it 11am-1pm. A little more intense than midweek sessions,aimed at potential fighters too as well as complete beginners! Could also do running n tyre work in the summer. ;-)
you'll love it i promise ;-)
lol. Cheers. Appreciate all comments. Billy

Boler
20-05-2009, 17:28
hi i would be up for it but where 'the forge'. Im a 1st dan in taekwondo and want to improve my fitness and fighting

Carcass
20-05-2009, 17:43
Http://www.theforge-ma.co.uk
Lancing Road, Sheffield, near Bramall Lane.

I'm up for it Billy - but you already knew that!! :D

MikeyK
21-05-2009, 11:07
A little more intense than midweek sessions

Ah good lol - yeah sign me up pal, Saturdays sound good as Tuesdays I'm at the Source

price
21-05-2009, 12:32
How much is it for Pensioners,please?

Carcass
21-05-2009, 12:40
Students are 4 quid, so I reckon that you can get the 'concession' price if you bring you bus pass! :D

"the kid"
22-05-2009, 10:16
Wow, never been had that question asked, yeah agree, concession price! haha!

"the kid"
22-05-2009, 10:17
Who are everybody on here by the way??? Mike K is obvious, who;s Carcass??? I can hazard a good guess!loL! whats with the Sub Zero pic Mike! C'mon! haha

price
22-05-2009, 10:28
Students are 4 quid, so I reckon that you can get the 'concession' price if you bring you bus pass! :D
That's no problem, I always carry it. Hmmm,I'll have to think about that,it's still a bit expensive for me.I'm on a fixed income you see,and have spent my life working and contributing to society,whereas students are totally useless, have money to burn,contributed nothing and they get concessions.But let's stay on topic.Are there any stairs or other obstacles to negotiate?What exactly is Mixed Martial Arts?What Martial Arts are "mixed", do you have to do all "sections"? Can I come and have a look first?:)
Thanks

"the kid"
22-05-2009, 10:53
Of course you can come look, anytime! Expensive??...... You jokin........, my class i take in Dewsbury in which i do for FREE, they charge £6 for 1 hour class! I think you'll find it hard to find a class for £4 these days at anythin! The other day i had poor turnout coz of rain and my rent was only just covered so i was virtually teaching for Free, so taking that into account i don't think £4 is too much as if i charged less there would be NO POINT in my doing the class and may as well be wroking instead!

yeah all apects are covered, wrestling, stand up, Bjj, clinch, basically every class is different! I skip the "Bull" and get to what actually works in a Fight, MMA fight that is although can be converted to street self defense wise! None of this "If you touch the guys neck here with your thumb he'll die a dramtic deat in 0.01 seconds!", most of what you r ead and hear is total bull. The funniest clip is on youtube, Copy the link below..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I&feature=PlayList&p=99DEDC6D94C98766&index=12

and watch this "grandmaster" get owned by a fat lad, the lesson, dont believe your own hype!!!! haha

MikeyK
22-05-2009, 10:59
Who are everybody on here by the way??? Mike K is obvious, who;s Carcass??? I can hazard a good guess!loL! whats with the Sub Zero pic Mike! C'mon! haha

Billy, I've got freeze powers, did I not mention that?! Lol

RobbyBrown
22-05-2009, 11:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I&feature=PlayList&p=99DEDC6D94C98766&index=12

and watch this "grandmaster" get owned by a fat lad, the lesson, dont believe your own hype!!!! haha




Did that guy (the grand master) have hygiene problems?

As soon as someone got close to him, they fell over

"the kid"
22-05-2009, 11:45
i know hilarious! You see his students at end?? they cant believe that this guy didnt fall over from the "powers"" haha!" so funny!

Carcass
23-05-2009, 01:19
whereas students are totally useless, have money to burn,contributed nothing and they get concessions.
Look out everyone, its the OAP troll! Don't worry, he'll soon doze off, forget where he lives and spend the rest of the day aimlessly riding the bus around town, leaving a faint smell of wee and despair behind him as he goes.

RobbyBrown
23-05-2009, 08:33
Look out everyone, its the OAP troll! Don't worry, he'll soon doze off, forget where he lives and spend the rest of the day aimlessly riding the bus around town, leaving a faint smell of wee and despair behind him as he goes.




:hihi::hihi: thats cruel (but funny)

Come on guys the troll/wind up merchant is creating extra posts for this thread, and bumping it back up to the top so its not that bad.

lotar
23-05-2009, 12:20
Carcass, i'll presume you don't know who price is ?? you come out with some real **** sometimes pal.... check things out before getting giddy ..... and posting ****e hey..

craig.

tomyamgoong
23-05-2009, 14:20
Look out everyone, its the OAP troll! Don't worry, he'll soon doze off, forget where he lives and spend the rest of the day aimlessly riding the bus around town, leaving a faint smell of wee and despair behind him as he goes.

thats realli ageist caracas you r a **** end of

price
23-05-2009, 19:47
Look out everyone, its the OAP troll! Don't worry, he'll soon doze off, forget where he lives and spend the rest of the day aimlessly riding the bus around town, leaving a faint smell of wee and despair behind him as he goes.

You're not on topic,admittedly I strayed off, but got back on, but since you insist carrying on. I'll have you know I'm not a Troll,they're Scandinavian dwarfs(dwarves?) and live under bridges. I live ....er...oh never mind.Yes,I do like a snooze in the afternoon, right after some bread crusts soaked in warm milk.Sometimes,I wake up to go to the loo,and.. sometimes I don't.When that happens,you're right theres this whiff of ammomia.I only use my bus pass to go to Help the Aged in town or to a Strict Tempo dance(Strict Tempo is Waltzes,Foxtrots etc) and occasionally to Orchis. It's all very well mocking the afflicted from cyberspace Mr. Cracass,but have you any conception of how difficult it is to manouver a Zimmer frame up stairs?....Sorry I just dropped off for a moment,:roll:now I've forgotten where I was.Oh,yes.You're not on topic...oh bugger there I go repeating myself again.I'd better pack it in.It's 8.44.pm,time for Horlicks and bed. Night night

Carcass
23-05-2009, 20:30
You're not on topic,admittedly I strayed off, but got back on, but since you insist carrying on. I'll have you know I'm not a Troll,they're Scandinavian dwarfs(dwarves?) and live under bridges. I live ....er...oh never mind.Yes,I do like a snooze in the afternoon, right after some bread crusts soaked in warm milk.Sometimes,I wake up to go to the loo,and.. sometimes I don't.When that happens,you're right theres this whiff of ammomia.I only use my bus pass to go to Help the Aged in town or to a Strict Tempo dance(Strict Tempo is Waltzes,Foxtrots etc) and occasionally to Orchis. It's all very well mocking the afflicted from cyberspace Mr. Cracass,but have you any conception of how difficult it is to manouver a Zimmer frame up stairs?....Sorry I just dropped off for a moment,:roll:now I've forgotten where I was.Oh,yes.You're not on topic...oh bugger there I go repeating myself again.I'd better pack it in.It's 8.44.pm,time for Horlicks and bed. Night night
Glad to see you at least took it in the spirit that it was intended - be sure to bring this level of banter when you come and train! :D :)
(We can make the gym zimmer accessible but we require some notice. Slippers are optional but not allowed on the mats. :P )

"the kid"
25-05-2009, 22:00
So.... I started a thread asking if anyone was up for saturday sessions and get some guy who thinks £4 is too much to train, users a zimmerframe and some other guy who thinks he's Jonny Big Balls biggin this dude up! Right on Carcass mate, you do right asking them to bring the banter, coz we dont "Fanny-tap" in our sparrin sessions like most "Pyjama 'contact' sports". I say contact but spend most of the session sorting out their "techno-coloured dream belts".... anyway the other guy was right, cheers for posts as you've kept the thread alive! haha

Adil88
26-05-2009, 14:25
Hi, i am very interested in taking this class. I have around 8 months experience in BJJ, and i train at wicker camp at the moment. When would you be starting up :)

"the kid"
27-05-2009, 09:58
i do the mornin bag classes at wicker. Will be startin in next few wks hopefully. Sorry bout my last post,thought it was gettin outa hand but thats why i hate puttin things on here as i take things wrong way when just words on a screen.

price
27-05-2009, 13:25
So.... I started a thread asking if anyone was up for saturday sessions and get some guy who thinks £4 is too much to train, users a zimmerframe and some other guy who thinks he's Jonny Big Balls biggin this dude up! Right on Carcass mate, you do right asking them to bring the banter, coz we dont "Fanny-tap" in our sparrin sessions like most "Pyjama 'contact' sports". I say contact but spend most of the session sorting out their "techno-coloured dream belts".... anyway the other guy was right, cheers for posts as you've kept the thread alive! haha

Please accept my apology "the kid".If I'd have thought my gentle leg pulling would have disturbed you,I wouldn't have done it.It was never my intention,and I won't contribute on your topics again. Which should satisfy everyone, I hope:thumbsup:

"the kid"
27-05-2009, 14:32
its not a problem. I like a bit of banter. It's all good!

chefkicker
28-05-2009, 13:23
Please accept my apology "the kid".If I'd have thought my gentle leg pulling would have disturbed you,I wouldn't have done it.It was never my intention,and I won't contribute on your topics again. Which should satisfy everyone, I hope:thumbsup:

The kid is right, Banter is all well and good. Wait till you have seen some of the banter I have to put up with :help:
Poor old Yousif gets picked on for being a skinny Kurdish! :hihi:

BarraGergus
28-05-2009, 14:16
is that like a skinny latte ;)

"the kid"
29-05-2009, 08:28
yeah but with a drop of honey!