Im at sat at my dest at work. I have no work to do, and i am bored stupid

I want some ways to keep myself entertained in the office.

all sugestion welcome, but nothing that will get me the sack. :)

grief me.........! :)

good idea, but how much plesure will i really get out of that??? there is a bloke pat testing stuff in out office, i may torment him again.

Start an internet affair

good idea, but how much plesure will i really get out of that??? there is a bloke pat testing stuff in out office, i may torment him again.


Im loads of fun...

what firm is it?

Im at sat at my dest at work. I have no work to do, and i am bored stupid

I want some ways to keep myself entertained in the office.

all sugestion welcome, but nothing that will get me the sack. :)

I know how you feel.

I amuse myself by practicing my syntax and spelling.

Im at sat at my dest at work. I have no work to do, and i am bored stupid

I want some ways to keep myself entertained in the office.

all sugestion welcome, but nothing that will get me the sack. :)

I know how you feel.

I amuse myself by practicking my sinnntax and sprelling.

spelling new been a strong point of mine. it dont bother me 2 much i carnt be good at everything.

Or you all at home or all skivving at work?

Im loads of fun...

what firm is it?

i dont no, and am i ever safe???? will try find out............

Or you all at home or all skivving at work?


At home.......bored

Or you all at home or all skivving at work?

skiving at work i am:)

i dont no, and am i ever safe???? will try find out............


No.....no your not..! At all.....ever

Start an internet affair

internet affair????? who with?????

No.....no your not..! At all.....ever

never ever ever

internet affair????? who with?????


Yeah....go on!

I am trying to find reviews of these 2 bikes.

The 09 Lapierre Zesty 314

The 09 Specialized Stumpjumper Elite.

Your challenge is to find me as much info about them as you can.
:)

I am trying to find reviews of these 2 bikes.

The 09 Lapierre Zesty 314

The 09 Specialized Stumpjumper Elite.

Your challenge is to find me as much info about them as you can.
:)

They have 2 wheels, a seat and use petrol to keep going. they are fast and ver dangerous. :hihi:

Pour vodka into the office water cooler and snigger in amusement as colleagues help themselves.

internet affair????? who with?????

There must be some sites you can go on!

Pat if you're a woman (Patricia) then how can you bored at home??? There's always summat to clean or cook or iron..............

Yeah....go on!

its a company called CLM. the guy is really weird.

If you're having a boring day at work why not make voodoo dolls of your colleagues out of spare copies of your company's "Internet Usage Policy" documents and mutilate them in a variety of fascinating ways?

They have 2 wheels, a seat and use petrol to keep going. they are fast and ver dangerous. :hihi:

Wrong....they dont use petrol

its a company called CLM. the guy is really weird.

I meant go on, start in internet affair...

Pour vodka into the office water cooler and snigger in amusement as colleagues help themselves.

If only we had a water cooler. what a great idea. :o

If you're having a boring day at work why not make voodoo dolls of your colleagues out of spare copies of your company's "Internet Usage Policy" documents and mutilate them in a variety of fascinating ways?

hahaha, there is always someone that likes to bring up policys and procedures.... boring......

Wrong....they dont use petrol

what do they use then?????????????

Pedals....chain.....legs

There must be some sites you can go on!

Pat if you're a woman (Patricia) then how can you bored at home??? There's always summat to clean or cook or iron..............

yeh patricia do some ironing and dusting for a change. :hihi:

Skiving at work at home. Beat that!

yeh patricia do some ironing and dusting for a change. :hihi:

I am an ironing god.......;)

JEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!

Gotta be more than life than sat looking through a window at work with nothing to do........

Only two of us in this office and the long silences are sooooooooooo tedious!!!! (my collegue is male so cant even have girly chats!!!)

I share your boredom. I'm stalking anyone unfortunate enough to come into my shop. They've never had such attentive customer service!

Skiving at work at home. Beat that!

That can't be beaten! Dragging your body out of bed when you fancy, eating & brewing non stop and watching Kyle! Motivation must be difficult?

JEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!

Gotta be more than life than sat looking through a window at work with nothing to do........

Only two of us in this office and the long silences are sooooooooooo tedious!!!! (my collegue is male so cant even have girly chats!!!)

your task is to start a really good indepth girly chat with him, and watch him squerm. :thumbsup:

Try being at work,at home and been outside bramall lane since 4am so really tired, and nobody to talk to!!!

JEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!

Gotta be more than life than sat looking through a window at work with nothing to do........

Only two of us in this office and the long silences are sooooooooooo tedious!!!! (my collegue is male so cant even have girly chats!!!)

You have the affair then!

Try being at work,at home and been outside bramall lane since 4am so really tired, and nobody to talk to!!!

Why no one to talk too? Were you on your own at the Lane? There many at 4am queuing?

I mean no one to talk to now im back home.....i was 3rd in the queue at 4am. By 6 am the queue was up the carpark

You have the affair then!

ok i will have an internet affair a document everything on here? anyone want to have an internet affair with me. I have brown hair blue eyes and size 12 in my 20's open for offers. :D

you must document your conversation we want deatils.

erm...............

You have the affair then!

With him or you?????

I am a blade girl!!!!!! LOL:hihi:

What I often do is send one of the office gophers out to get me a Bacon Sarnie, and if they don't get back before their screen goes into sleep mode I give them a bollocking.

I try to do this on a Friday, and/or before a Bank Holiday weekend.

I mean no one to talk to now im back home.....i was 3rd in the queue at 4am. By 6 am the queue was up the carpark

3rd in the queue impressive mate! So you've done a night shift and then straight to The Lane that's pretty hardcore mate? You should be thankfully for no one to talk to at home, if it were me I'd be a kip now!

No, i went to the lane, then went to work for 10 mins (my own comoany so work what i want) now back home and a bit bored.

Your inbox or sent box is full js1984....

your task is to start a really good indepth girly chat with him, and watch him squerm. :thumbsup:

Gonna try this............ Lets see typical girly talk...

Underwear
Shoes
Going out
Past lovers
Men in general: their bums, chests, sexual prowness etc....
Time of month
Hair and nails
Make up
Tena lady or not
Dont know what will make him squirm most.....

Gonna try this............ Lets see typical girly talk...

Underwear
Shoes
Going out
Past lovers
Men in general: their bums, chests, sexual prowness etc....
Time of month
Hair and nails
Make up
Tena lady or not
Dont know what will make him squirm most.....

Depends if you want to be able to look him in the eye again.

Gonna try this............ Lets see typical girly talk...

Underwear
Shoes
Going out
Past lovers
Men in general: their bums, chests, sexual prowness etc....
Time of month
Hair and nails
Make up
Tena lady or not
Dont know what will make him squirm most.....

discuss all ov the above. how funny...........

Oh im a tena lady kind of guy..........:)

Oh im a tena lady kind of guy..........:)

Have you tried pelvic floor muscle exercises? They really can be helpful....:hihi:

Have you tried pelvic floor muscle exercises? They really can be helpful....:hihi:

Yeah, tried it and made a right mess........:gag:

Have you tried pelvic floor muscle exercises? They really can be helpful....:hihi:

its the age.....

its the age.....

Yeah, what next? a bit of wee when i laugh?? :help:

Yeah, what next? a bit of wee when i laugh?? :help:

thats why u have ur tenna pants aint it?

Think this thread went a bit of track.

anyway im still at work and im still bored...........

Think this thread went a bit of track.

anyway im still at work and im still bored...........

Yeah me too..................:(
Tried the girly chat approach but just got a big "doh" like Bart Simpson and went out of the office.... Embarassed slightly I would say :hihi:

Yeah me too..................:(
Tried the girly chat approach but just got a big "doh" like Bart Simpson and went out of the office.... Embarassed slightly I would say :hihi:

how funny. when he comes back carry on with the conversation. but bring something else into it.
i would do the same but the men in my offer would probs like the conversation. :hihi:

Jumping on board this thread i'm bored and on my own no one to wind up however get to sit and play on here without being spied on!

:)

the high light of my day is watching the inflatable on top of debenhams.

Just got avon book out and asked him which lippy colour he preferred...
Didnt look up from his desk and said "FOR YOU OR FOR ME?"
Oh my god!!!!! What have I unleashed......

hahahahahaha. thats great. say well for me i didnt no you was into lip stick.

My response was "are we talking evening or day wear?"
He just smiled................

classic....

He's got to be bluffing!!!!
I darent ask him what he's doing this weekend....:o

So is this what women do when their bored just pick on the nearest male to torment? How old is the poor bloke?

Thats what all women do

So is this what women do when their bored just pick on the nearest male to torment? How old is the poor bloke?

Welcome back chuck......

Dont be like that - just having a bit of fun on a boring friday afternoon...:)
He is about 33 years old but dont know what that has to do with it.

If he were only a youth you'd probably embarrassed the poor sod. He probs thinks he's in now with you! Apt username! You women are evil like cat's playing with a half dead bird!

If he were only a youth you'd probably embarrassed the poor sod. He probs thinks he's in now with you! Apt username! You women are evil like cat's playing with a half dead bird!

I could take offence at that comment ( apt username) I am not evil or like playing with dead birds!!!!!

We have worked together too long to be seriously upset by gentle banter and he certainly doesnt think he's in with a chance!!!!!!!

I could take offence at that comment ( apt username) I am not evil or like playing with dead birds!!!!!

We have worked together too long to be seriously upset by gentle banter and he certainly doesnt think he's in with a chance!!!!!!!

Ha, I was only joking. Only 73 mins then I'm out of here and its the weekend!

Ha, I was only joking. Only 73 mins then I'm out of here and its the weekend!

Me too!
Hope you have a good one!!!!:)

Me too!
Hope you have a good one!!!!:)

You a 4 O Clock finish too? Can't believe how crappy this weather is and the weekend aint supposed to be much better. Still its 2 days away from here and next weekend is a long un with the bank holiday!

I was looking forward to having a weekend with some sun but youre right - it has forcast rain again:(

Still better than being here too!!!! :gag:

Did you watch the matches last week?

Nah I didn't go last week had a family thing I had to do. You go to the match?

45 mins!

Watched both legs of Sheff Utd v Preston in the pub...
Would like to go to Wembly but too expensive: match ticket, travel, stayover etc.
Will be happy to watch it on tv.... Come on UTD!!!
Oh happy days!!!!!!

Aye my local will be absolutely packed Bank Holiday Monday, have to be in there early! I said after the Palace match it'd be us and Burnley in the final and I predict a 2-0 win! Right so far!

I think we will have a bit of a tense game, a little like last monday but think it will be 2-1 to us. The good thing about utd they dont stop trying till that whistle blows......