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robS35
07-07-2005, 00:37
Whats the guy in the white shorts ( Robbie McEwen ) thinking about the guy in the green jersey/ shorts ( Tom Boonen )

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fireball
07-07-2005, 02:14
By golly, his is bigger than mine!!!

Fareast
07-07-2005, 02:57
" Do you know , I wondered where I'd put that . "

coopster1974
07-07-2005, 03:01
"He's cheating, he got an extra water bottle!"

Chicago
07-07-2005, 04:09
He was probably thinking that the guy in green was stiff competition.:P

Lestat
07-07-2005, 07:29
'Damn, he's got a victory cigar!' :D

Abdul
07-07-2005, 07:31
Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Lestat
07-07-2005, 07:36
I love the way all the captions so far have been aimed at his lunchbox!! :P . . or should I say matchbox!:D

H.P
07-07-2005, 07:40
Originally posted by Lestat
'Damn, he's got a victory cigar!' :D


more like a flip..... :hihi:

Lestat
07-07-2005, 08:02
The winner shouting 'Bol***ks to you all!!'

Ousetunes
07-07-2005, 08:07
"Wait till I've had another three inches added".

(Note three lofted fingers to illustrate point.)

speeed
07-07-2005, 08:09
Ohhhh i just trapped my b**lock

Lestat
07-07-2005, 08:12
The guy behind gasping is thinking: 'Wow how's he manged that, theres one at the back too!'

Abdul
07-07-2005, 08:14
Originally posted by Ousetunes
"Wait till I've had another three inches added".

(Note three lofted fingers to illustrate point.)

Actually, I think he's referring to the current length.

H.P
07-07-2005, 08:19
Or maybe he's thinking phew glad I didn't go for the green its quite revealing

owdlad
07-07-2005, 08:23
Hey up cock :| ..........................

Lestat
07-07-2005, 08:25
He must have kept it up throughout the race to win? :D

Lestat
07-07-2005, 08:29
Size doesn't matter, it's how much you can stretch it in your lycra.

LellyBee
07-07-2005, 08:37
Bloke in white shorts while gawping at bloke in green shorts:

"Ooh if I open my mouth this wide, I might just managed to get it all in" ;)

Gordie OS1
07-07-2005, 09:08
man in green is saying

"if it wasn't for the cold it would be this big"

D2J
07-07-2005, 09:45
:o The Rules state only one Helmet per cyclist!

Fareast
07-07-2005, 10:44
" I've heard about putting a spoke in the wheel but that's ridiculous ."

scottf
07-07-2005, 11:16
"my god - he even won carrying all that extra weight"

joyphil
07-07-2005, 13:18
"Boy oh boy, that's got to chafe."

julz
07-07-2005, 13:22
if he gets that excited about winning a little race.............

snuggles
07-07-2005, 13:27
Ho, Ho, Ho - Green Giant!

joyphil
07-07-2005, 17:06
"Oh my, can they go any higher?"

Don_Kiddick
07-07-2005, 17:27
Phew - I can smell the chaffing from here :gag:

Don_Kiddick
07-07-2005, 19:09
Quick he's making off with the Sheffield Forum Site bot down his shorts! After him!

saxon51
08-07-2005, 15:21
"If I stuff the saddle inside my shorts, I can ride hands-free and not fall off."

mjlacey21
08-07-2005, 15:25
'This way lads'

saxon51
08-07-2005, 15:47
"Hey pal! Yer've left yer indicator on!!"

saxon51
08-07-2005, 15:48
"Do you come this way often?"

saxon51
08-07-2005, 15:53
"No, it's okay mate. You carry on, I'll stay behind you."

Joelc
08-07-2005, 17:00
My god, his saddles so small its dissapeared up his bumhole

Also explains the look on his face :P

Joel

saxon51
08-07-2005, 17:22
"I think the lid's come off your Smarties mate."

saxon51
08-07-2005, 20:47
"Mr Eiffel's erection was bigger!"

saxon51
08-07-2005, 21:00
I'm beginning to feel very lonely on this thread.:(

Come on you lot!!!!:help:

Lestat
09-07-2005, 00:03
Sorry Saxon . . . here goes:

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.Ay up!!

Lestat
09-07-2005, 00:04
'AAAAGH! . . oh it's only bloody mobile on vibrate!' :D

Viper_GTSR
09-07-2005, 18:59
"Cycle all this way to be beaten by a man sporting only three inches (note the fingers), I think i've become suicidal"