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bigflesh
06-07-2005, 21:41
I kid you not -
http://news.bbc.co.uk
and check out the news ticker!
bigflesh
06-07-2005, 21:52
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3739515.stm
owdlad
06-07-2005, 21:53
That was back in May :confused:

A picture of Jacques Chirac falling out of his pram would be good though :D :D :D
roughy101
06-07-2005, 21:54
was he drunk, or just not looking.
roughy101
06-07-2005, 21:56
Originally posted by owdlad
That was back in May :confused:

A picture of Jacques Chirac falling out of his pram would be good though :D :D :D even better if he had a beef sarnie in his mouth:clap: :clap: :clap:
owdlad
06-07-2005, 21:58
Originally posted by roughy101
even better if he had a beef sarnie in his mouth:clap: :clap: :clap:

He would be able to swallow the sour grapes easier now though :D
Berberis
06-07-2005, 22:01
The BBC have cocked up the ticker ... here is the article ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4658327.stm
owdlad
06-07-2005, 22:35
Originally posted by serapis
The BBC have cocked up the ticker ... here is the article ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4658327.stm

The dozy get, fancy doing it twice in less than a year :D
Longcol
06-07-2005, 23:23
Old Chinese proverb;

"A Bush on a bike is worth two in the fuzz"

or summat like that............................

(time for bed I think).
Chicago
07-07-2005, 04:21
was he drunk, or just not looking.

He made the decision, stayed the course and would not back down because it would send the wrong message.:rolleyes:
joyphil
07-07-2005, 11:55
Blimey, I don't fancy the guy's chances out on the Roman Road over Stanage. What next? Bush grazed after doing a triple-turn Ollie on his skateboard? Bush grazed after tripping over his own morals?
Classic Rock
07-07-2005, 14:35
He should have kept his stabilisers on! :P
nick2
07-07-2005, 14:36
Aparantly several hundred Americans are injured putting on trousers every year, and several die as a result of toothpicks.

So he was realy tempting fate riding a bike.
slimsid2000
07-07-2005, 14:38
It's not so much putting the trousers on - it's getting down the fire escape before the husband enters the bedroom.:hihi: :hihi:
joyphil
07-07-2005, 14:44
What? Aren't American wives allowed to use the stairs like they are here? So much for female emancipation.
muddycoffee
07-07-2005, 14:46
Wouldn't it have been the Tabloid Headline of the year if only he'd have colided with a bush!
nick2
07-07-2005, 14:47
Originally posted by muddycoffee
Wouldn't it have been the Tabloid Headline of the year if only he'd have colided with a bush!

and managed to get two birds stuck up his bum
joyphil
07-07-2005, 14:50
Well, you know the saying: a bird in the bush has smelly hair. And so does her mate.
nick2
07-07-2005, 15:10
Originally posted by muddycoffee
Wouldn't it have been the Tabloid Headline of the year if only he'd have colided with a bush!

Bush vs Bush, tree wins !
steev
07-07-2005, 15:37
Originally posted by joyphil
...So much for female emancipation.

It's a myth, or, no, wait, am I thinking of eja...

Forget it... :hihi: :heyhey:
Don_Kiddick
07-07-2005, 16:25
:suspect: I wonder if the policeman was speeding? (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=48221) :suspect: