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robbie
06-07-2005, 10:42
:D

An orgasm is literally a mind-blowing experience for a woman, scientists have revealed.Much of her brain shuts down when she reaches a sexual climax.The discovery was made during experiments in the Netherlands when couples' brains were scanned during lovemaking.

Neuroscientist Dr Gert Holstege, from the University of Groningen said it appeared that shutting down the brain during orgasm ensured that obstacles such as fear and stress did not get in the way.

"When you are fearful or have a very high level of anxiety, then it's hard to have sex because during sex you really have to give yourself and let go."

Men were studied in the same way but because the male orgasm typically takes such a short time it was difficult to obtain meaningful brain scan data.

A total of 13 women and 11 men, ranging in age from 19 to 49, took part in the experiments at Dr Holstege's laboratory.

Since it was vital to remain completely still in the scanner, volunteers had to have their heads restrained while being stimulated.

The rest of the body was free to move.

Participants lay naked on a table with their head inside the scanner - but had to wear socks to avoid cold feet.

And there could be a connection with the aphrodisiac effect of alcohol.

"Alcohol brings down the fear level," said Dr Holstege. "Everyone knows if you give alcohol to a woman it makes things easier."

article (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050620/140/flks4.html)

scottf
06-07-2005, 10:52
Mine shuts down WAY before sex!!

Which could explain a few things i guess- heehee!! ;)

robbie
06-07-2005, 10:53
"Everyone knows if you give alcohol to a woman it makes things easier."

best quote ever :heyhey:

nick2
06-07-2005, 11:04
Why do blokes fall asleep straight away after sex ?

Berberis
06-07-2005, 11:12
Maybe because we do most of the work :D

sugarnspice
06-07-2005, 11:14
yeah right. don't think that's the case.

*Ryan*
06-07-2005, 11:22
Originally posted by serapis
Maybe because we do most of the work :D

haha, that brightened up my day, but is true tho

sugarnspice
06-07-2005, 11:23
suggest you find yourself a hard working female x

21steve
06-07-2005, 11:31
they dont exist! women, no matter how hard they work are just bad!

or i am a control freak?

sugarnspice
06-07-2005, 11:32
well I've never heard such cheek and nonsense!

spiffymonkey
06-07-2005, 12:24
Originally posted by nick2
Why do blokes fall asleep straight away after sex ?

http://love.ivillage.com/lnssex/sexconcerns/0,,drpatti_2r28,00.html

All chemical. It's not my fault, honest!

JBee
06-07-2005, 12:38
Originally posted by robbie

Men were studied in the same way but because the male orgasm typically takes such a short time it was difficult to obtain meaningful brain scan data.
article (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050620/140/flks4.html)


I can think of other reasons why it might have been difficult to obtain meaniful male brain scan data!

***Snigger***

Berberis
06-07-2005, 12:50
Originally posted by sugarnspice
suggest you find yourself a hard working female x

In my experience, I’ve never met one, I always thought they where nothing but folk law and legend, just like dragons and fairies :D

samc
06-07-2005, 13:07
Originally posted by serapis
In my experience, I’ve never met one, I always thought they where nothing but folk law and legend, just like dragons and fairies :D

Apparently that's the same for those trying to find handsome men. But we'll still kissing the frogs just in case there is any truth in it. :)

Berberis
06-07-2005, 13:11
Originally posted by samc
Apparently that's the same for those trying to find handsome men. But we'll still kissing the frogs just in case there is any truth in it. :)

If you keep kissing frogs you'll get worts .. or is that toads?

sugarnspice
06-07-2005, 13:12
Handsome straight men who last more than 3 mins in the sack? Do they exist?

Berberis
06-07-2005, 13:15
I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet, if I could I wouldn't have time to talk on here :D But hell yeah, we do exist.

LellyBee
06-07-2005, 13:18
Originally posted by sugarnspice
Handsome straight men who last more than 3 mins in the sack? Do they exist?

Yeah but only in my dreams :lol:

nick2
06-07-2005, 13:19
Originally posted by serapis
I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet

Though everyone has :)

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 13:19
Originally posted by sugarnspice
Handsome straight men who last more than 3 mins in the sack? Do they exist?

this thread made me laugh so much !!

i found one!! took me nearly 26 years to find him tho !! and i had to kiss a lot of frogs first :gag:

LellyBee
06-07-2005, 13:22
Does he have a twin or even just an ordinary brother maybe.

Point of Note for all the other ladies, I saw this post first so I get first crack at him :lol:

Swan_Vesta
06-07-2005, 13:24
Originally posted by sugarnspice
Handsome straight men who last more than 3 mins in the sack? Do they exist?

Damn right we exist. Some of us are also solvent, have good dress sense and don't wee on the seat.

Problem is us good ones get snapped up quick but if you look hard enough there are still a few lurking around - Go get 'em Lellybee! :D

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 13:26
Originally posted by LellyBee
Does he have a twin or even just an ordinary brother maybe.

Point of Note for all the other ladies, I saw this post first so I get first crack at him :lol:

oh no you don't!! took me ages to find him !!

unfortunately no brother but i'll have a word and see if he's any friends of simialr ilk :D

LellyBee
06-07-2005, 13:28
Originally posted by Lee1979
oh no you don't!! took me ages to find him !!

unfortunately no brother but i'll have a word and see if he's any friends of simialr ilk :D

LOL no offence, meant first crack at a brother or something similar :D

not into man-stealing!!!

samc
06-07-2005, 13:30
Originally posted by Lee1979
oh no you don't!! took me ages to find him !!

unfortunately no brother but i'll have a word and see if he's any friends of simialr ilk :D


Nevermind - we'll have to clone Swan_Vesta into 'stud_u_like'. Apparently he's god's gift. :)

Swan_Vesta
06-07-2005, 13:31
Originally posted by samc
Nevermind - we'll have to clone Swan_Vesta into 'stud_u_like'. Apparently he's god's gift. :)

Close but not quite ........ I talk in my sleep and fart in bed apparently. :D

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 13:32
Originally posted by LellyBee
LOL no offence, meant first crack at a brother or something similar :D

not into man-stealing!!!

oh ok, sorry ! i miss read it !

but at least now you know these kind of men exist and are not as once believed some mythical type creature only existing in books and films and our dreams. but of course ladies, as we know, its not all about the length of time but what's done in that time :D

LellyBee
06-07-2005, 13:34
Originally posted by Lee1979
oh ok, sorry ! i miss read it !

but at least now you know these kind of men exist and are not as once believed some mythical type creature only existing in books and films and our dreams. but of course ladies, as we know, its not all about the length of time but what's done in that time :D

Not a great deal can get done in just 3 minutes though ;)

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 13:35
Originally posted by LellyBee
Not a great deal can get done in just 3 minutes though ;)

depends how good they are !

LellyBee
06-07-2005, 13:41
And on that last post I'll leave this thread..........for now :lol:

Berberis
06-07-2005, 13:44
Originally posted by Lee1979
...but of course ladies, as we know, its not all about the length of time but what's done in that time :D

Whats done at that time? What like watching the TV? Or am I going in the wrong direction with this one?

nick2
06-07-2005, 13:47
Originally posted by LellyBee
Not a great deal can get done in just 3 minutes though ;)

It takes longer than that to undo a button fly.

Duffer
06-07-2005, 14:17
Originally posted by LellyBee
Yeah but only in my dreams :lol:

Haha, yeah but he's an ageing rocker in Wilko's window judging by your other thread :hihi:

JBee
06-07-2005, 14:29
Originally posted by samc
Apparently that's the same for those trying to find handsome men. But we'll still kissing the frogs just in case there is any truth in it. :)

I love this comment. Well done samc!

And guys... Spare a thought for why us ladies need to slow our brain activity in order to reach the big 'O'. It's best not to think too hard about who you're sleeping with, how long they've lasted, or how good they've been.

Avoids disapointment.

BAZZER
06-07-2005, 14:35
Originally posted by ryan123
haha, that brightened up my day, but is true tho
its found that the same part of the brain is used when ejaculation and making you go to sleep.

*Ryan*
06-07-2005, 14:41
Originally posted by BAZZER
its found that the same part of the brain is used when ejaculation and making you go to sleep.

it is? thats why i feel soo good!

nick2
06-07-2005, 14:45
Originally posted by BAZZER
its found that the same part of the brain is used when ejaculation and making you go to sleep.

is that why men wake-up in an aroused state (trying to be polite here, family forum) ?

JBee
06-07-2005, 14:55
Originally posted by nick2
is that why men wake-up in an aroused state (trying to be polite here, family forum) ?

Nah, that's just cause you're dirty buggers! ;-)

Berberis
06-07-2005, 15:13
Originally posted by nick2
is that why men wake-up in an aroused state (trying to be polite here, family forum) ?

Nah, Morning wood is caused by the parasympathetic nervous system that controls your breathing etc while you sleep. Unfortunately it also controls the hydraulics :D

Berberis
06-07-2005, 15:14
Also known as a Duvet-Tent ;)

nick2
06-07-2005, 15:14
Originally posted by serapis
Unfortunately it also controls the hydraulics :D

:) Men have "hydraulics" and women have "plumbing" :)

JBee
06-07-2005, 15:15
Originally posted by nick2
:) Men have "hydraulics" and women have "plumbing" :)

Loving it. How true!

Berberis
06-07-2005, 15:19
Originally posted by nick2
:) Men have "hydraulics" and women have "plumbing" :)

Men have hoses and women have sprinkler systems :D

JBee
06-07-2005, 15:29
Ha! But womens' 'bits' are so complex that they can grow a baby, where-as men are still struggling with unruly 'duvet tents' and peeing in the right direction!!!!

Swan_Vesta
06-07-2005, 15:31
Granted. But we're not short of anywhere to hang a towel :D

JBee
06-07-2005, 15:33
Unless it's cold!!!

See, us ladies would never put up with unreliable equipment!

Berberis
06-07-2005, 15:37
Originally posted by JBee
Unless it's cold!!!

See, us ladies would never put up with unreliable equipment!

Except your emotions :D

Swan_Vesta
06-07-2005, 15:37
But all equipment has optimum operating environments to ensure reliable service, especially sensitive instruments.

Should carry a warning: Do not use below 25c.

Berberis
06-07-2005, 15:43
Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
But all equipment has optimum operating environments to ensure reliable service, especially sensitive instruments.

Should carry a warning: Do not use below 25c.

Plus keep away from naked flames ... :shocked: oooowch!

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 15:45
Originally posted by serapis
Except your emotions :D


at least we have them !!!!! ;) :D

Berberis
06-07-2005, 15:48
Originally posted by Lee1979
at least we have them !!!!! ;) :D

Good come back. Made me laugh! :clap:

JBee
06-07-2005, 15:48
I love the way boys are so terrifed of emotions. Sweet really.

Never mind lads, you may not have feelings, but you've still got your bits to play with!

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 15:52
Originally posted by JBee
I love the way boys are so terrifed of emotions. Sweet really.

Never mind lads, you may not have feelings, but you've still got your bits to play with!

that why when you don't show your emotions we have to kick you in the bits to make sure you've still got at least one of 'em !!!

JBee
06-07-2005, 16:01
Originally posted by Lee1979
that why when you don't show your emotions we have to kick you in the bits to make sure you've still got at least one of 'em !!!

Confused by your post Lee1979. I assume it was for the boys on the forum, but it sounded like it was being aimed at me.

'Tis no good kicking me in the bits. I'm a girl, and therefore perfectly capable of expressing anger, pain and distress without the aid of pysical violence!

Lea1979
06-07-2005, 16:03
Originally posted by JBee
Confused by your post Lee1979. I assume it was for the boys on the forum, but it sounded like it was being aimed at me.

'Tis no good kicking me in the bits. I'm a girl, and therefore perfectly capable of expressing anger, pain and distress without the aid of pysical violence!


oh yes sorry! i did mean it for the boys !! i'm having a thing of not being very clear today. my emotions playing havoc obviously !! we girls must stick together :D

JBee
06-07-2005, 16:05
Originally posted by Lee1979
oh yes sorry! i did mean it for the boys !! i'm having a thing of not being very clear today. my emotions playing havoc obviously !! we girls must stick together :D

Yeah Lee1979. Clearly your unruly emotions have got the better of you. In fact, I don't fit to be posting on a public forum in such an emotional state! ;-)

leddi
06-07-2005, 16:34
I heard the other day that if you survive an orgasm then your heart is fit for another five years!! just a bit of trivia there x

Berberis
06-07-2005, 16:51
Originally posted by leddi
I heard the other day that if you survive an orgasm then your heart is fit for another five years!! just a bit of trivia there x

OOH, I like that Human MOT test :D

bjshooter
06-07-2005, 17:13
am suprised anyone could reach orgasm whilst wearing socks

LellyBee
06-07-2005, 17:36
Originally posted by Duffer
Haha, yeah but he's an ageing rocker in Wilko's window judging by your other thread :hihi:

Hey it's not just old rockers in my dreams, it's young 'uns too I'll have you know, that's the point of dreams I suppose, they're not reality so of course, old or young, they're gonna be stud muffins :lol:

Duffer
07-07-2005, 08:40
Originally posted by LellyBee
Hey it's not just old rockers in my dreams, it's young 'uns too I'll have you know, that's the point of dreams I suppose, they're not reality so of course, old or young, they're gonna be stud muffins :lol:

I think that if a man has got the power to shut down part of a womans brain then stud muffin is definitley the right term. Dream or no dream ;) Thats if we believe the scientists of course!

21steve
07-07-2005, 08:46
hardly scientists are they! just dirty men having some fun finding out what happens when people orgasm

MobileB
07-07-2005, 08:50
Originally posted by nick2
is that why men wake-up in an aroused state (trying to be polite here, family forum) ?

Apparently it is quite natural for men to have wood whilst sleeping during the night and first thing in the morning (even it is does by instinct find its way to the buttocks area). As a result, a test for impotence is to stick around it last thing at night a roll of linked stamps. If the links on the stamps are still there in the morning, then you are impotent. If not, then the impotence is all in the mind. One of my staff who did a psychology degree told me that!

Berberis
07-07-2005, 08:56
Originally posted by MobileB
Apparently it is quite natural for men to have wood whilst sleeping during the night and first thing in the morning (even it is does by instinct find its way to the buttocks area). As a result, a test for impotence is to stick around it last thing at night a roll of linked stamps. If the links on the stamps are still there in the morning, then you are impotent. If not, then the impotence is all in the mind. One of my staff who did a psychology degree told me that!

Watchout though, if you have had an arguement with the Misses, you might wake up half way to Mongolia, postage paid :hihi:

nick2
07-07-2005, 09:10
Originally posted by MobileB
As a result, a test for impotence is to stick around it last thing at night a roll of linked stamps. If the links on the stamps are still there in the morning, then you are impotent. If not, then the impotence is all in the mind.

I can't even manage to keep underwear on in bed, a row of postage stamps has got no chance.

venger
07-07-2005, 09:19
Originally posted by 21steve
they dont exist! women, no matter how hard they work are just bad!

or i am a control freak?

Look harder ;)

21steve
07-07-2005, 10:00
ok, if anyone can point me in the direction of a hard worker.....

Norbert
07-07-2005, 10:45
Last night my mate told me he gave an ex of his 40 orgasms in a session. Our lass has had up to about 35 before medical complications start. Any ladies gone for more? Is it possible to get bored?

Women live longer too, grr.

21steve
07-07-2005, 11:09
not sure about numbers of orgasms but times in a day is what i like to play.

on those cold winter days when its raining outside normally do it double figures in a day