Is this true?

A friend of mine has had a wet room installed and I'm going over for dinner this Friday. He's a big fat head, one of those who always tries to get the upper hand.

After a few cocktails, if I took a pee in the corner of his bathroom would he just walk in laughing and hose it down, or would he punch me in the face, again?

A sort of Schrodingers pee conundrum, you'll never know untill you try.

A sort of Schrodingers pee conundrum, you'll never know untill you try.

True, but according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, it's possible the wee may well be a something far, far worse. I call it Chinaski's "Unflushable Principle".

I'm taking it to Vienna this summer. :D

Theorectically, yes! If you're male, just wave it around aimlessly like you would at home after a few cocktails and just try to avoid peeing on the towels ... if you're female, locate the little hole in the floor and anywhere in that general area should be fine!

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True, but according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, it's possible the wee may well be a something far, far worse. I call it Chinaski's "Unflushable Principle".

I'm taking it to Vienna this summer. :D

How romantic :hihi:

True, but according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, it's possible the wee may well be a something far, far worse. I call it Chinaski's "Unflushable Principle".

I'm taking it to Vienna this summer. :D

Yes, but, as with Descartes' dilemma, the wet room could be an illusion - so does it really matter?

Theorectically, yes! If you're male, just wave it around aimlessly like you would at home after a few cocktails and just try to avoid peeing on the towels ... if you're female, locate the little hole in the floor and anywhere in that general area should be fine!

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Aha! I thought as much. So my 'know-it-all' friend has spent 600 notes on a glass bottomed Villeray and Boch glass moulded bog, when he could have used the 5 quid plug hole inserted into his floor. He'll choke on his parma wrapped new season asparagus when I tell him.

Fool. :thumbsup:

You can also have a dump anywhere in a wet room. Don't expect to get invited around too often though.

theoretically you can wee anywhere you want, wet room or no!:thumbsup:

I wouldn't advise it though!

Chinaski.................Since reaching manhood,have you ever wee weed in a public swimming pool?

Chinaski.................Since reaching manhood,have you ever wee weed in a public swimming pool?

I was always inflicted by the 'myth of the blue water'. I.E - take a whizz in the pool and the attendants would get their hoop-on-a-rope and strangle you with it.

Well, one day I had drunk 6 litres of proper coke after a night on the ale and thought a swim would be in order. I was taken by a terrible affliction to whizz while half way through my mile and released.

Nothing.

Since then, I wee in public pools on purpose, offsetting the entrance cost from the two pieces of loo towel I usually wipe with.

I blame the credit crunch, though in fairness, I was doing this back in 99.:thumbsup: