Last night I successfullytravelled through time using component that are readily available "off the shelf" It involves hundreds of metal coils crafted together to create a time platform next to this is the special time control device which displays the distance in time travelled.
To operate is simple- lie on the time induction platform and set the device to 0.00 and press the "start button" mounted on the wall. The device starts operating immediately. Things go dark... the next moment things are light again ! The time indicator device showed me this morning for instance that I had travelled eight hours and twenty six minutes!
Have you any ideas how to extend the distance in time travelled? :help: :huh:

Last night I successfullytravelled through time using component that are readily available "off the shelf" It involves hundreds of metal coils crafted together to create a time platform next to this is the special time control device which displays the distance in time travelled.
To operate is simple- lie on the time induction platform and set the device to 0.00 and press the "start button" mounted on the wall. The device starts operating immediately. Things go dark... the next moment things are light again ! The time indicator device showed me this morning for instance that I had travelled eight hours and twenty six minutes!
Have you any ideas how to extend the distance in time travelled? :help: :huh:

sleeping pills?

Alcohol is your friend. copious amounts. :hihi::hihi:

Aren't we all just travelling through time, a second at a time?

Aren't we all just travelling through time, a second at a time?

Less than that even.

Last night I successfullytravelled through time using component that are readily available "off the shelf" It involves hundreds of metal coils crafted together to create a time platform next to this is the special time control device which displays the distance in time travelled.
To operate is simple- lie on the time induction platform and set the device to 0.00 and press the "start button" mounted on the wall. The device starts operating immediately. Things go dark... the next moment things are light again ! The time indicator device showed me this morning for instance that I had travelled eight hours and twenty six minutes!
Have you any ideas how to extend the distance in time travelled? :help: :huh:

I use a time flux capacitor. Others call it a 'snooze' timer. But it's really a time flux capacitor as every time I press it, I move forward in time by precisely twelve minutes.

Last week I was late for work again and I explained the 'time-flux capacitor' to my boss, whereby he promptly fired me!

Pfff . . . jokes on him though. I'm going to press my capacitor again and again until I get to 2050. I'll then visit him on his death bed and steal his grapes, running off gracefully in my still youthful body. :thumbsup:

Last night I successfullytravelled through time using component that are readily available "off the shelf" It involves hundreds of metal coils crafted together to create a time platform next to this is the special time control device which displays the distance in time travelled.
To operate is simple- lie on the time induction platform and set the device to 0.00 and press the "start button" mounted on the wall. The device starts operating immediately. Things go dark... the next moment things are light again ! The time indicator device showed me this morning for instance that I had travelled eight hours and twenty six minutes!
Have you any ideas how to extend the distance in time travelled? :help: :huh:
You aren't the forummer 'formally known as Sam Miguel' are you?:suspect:

Any how ... I've managed to travel BACK in time. Oh yes, read it and weep. Six days ago it was Tuesday ....... but when I got up this morning it was ..... Monday again. Don't know how I did it yet, but studies are ongoing.:thumbsup:

Last night I successfullytravelled through time using component that are readily available "off the shelf"

If I managed to sucessfully travel forward or backward in time using a "time machine" then I wouldn't be using that time saved or lossed by posting on the sheffield forum!:D

You'd be hearing about my story on BBC News, Sky News, CNN, ABC, NBC etc.....sorry but sheffield forum won't get too much of a look in!:|

If I managed to sucessfully travel forward or backward in time using a "time machine" then I wouldn't be using that time saved or lossed by posting on the sheffield forum!:D

You'd be hearing about my story on BBC News, Sky News, CNN, ABC, NBC etc.....sorry but sheffield forum won't get too much of a look in!:|


.....even though it was here for you during your days as an unknown!! :( Shame on You!! :hihi: