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Oh my god the strangest thing in the world happened yesterday!
Walking from the Forum on Division Street up towards West One and this crazy ass man ran up to me and my friend and started thrusting cheese at her! He pushed me out the way and was just thrusting cheese and my shocked friend!
Has anyone else had cheese thrust upon them by a crazy eastern european man?
I told him she had a dairy intolerance but he didn't understand that and continued thrusting his edam away!
odd.
slimsid2000 03-05-2009, 15:19 I have heard of drug pushers but never cheese pushers. I get an image of some horrible slimey man off his face on Edam trying to drag others down with him.
shanes teeth 03-05-2009, 15:20 He sounds crackers.
He sounds crackers.
I love it! bring em on!
shanes teeth 03-05-2009, 15:21 You need to treat situations like this Caerphilly
Ghostrider 03-05-2009, 15:26 Are you sure it was REALLY cheese :gag:
Kthebean 03-05-2009, 15:28 Edam well wants to be careful behaving like that
It really was cheese - unless drug users are now getting a cheesy fix instead or perhaps it was crack cheese.
katy1981 03-05-2009, 15:36 is this a wind up? :suspect:
slimsid2000 03-05-2009, 15:37 perhaps he is now on the hard stuff - Stilton.
gothic_chav 03-05-2009, 15:41 You need to BRIE very cautious about this.
I swear down this is not a wind up - I cannot understand why the hell he was trying to sell cheese on the corner of West One.
very odd situation, I thought "you've been framed" were going to jump out on us.
shanes teeth 03-05-2009, 15:52 You should have shouted at him"Get out of my whey,you curd"
katy1981 03-05-2009, 15:57 well im speechless, but i am loving all the cheesy jokes :D
sausagefinga 03-05-2009, 15:59 13 replies and nobody has quoted alan partridge!
You need to BRIE very cautious about this.
I think thats my fave so far :hihi:
shanes teeth 03-05-2009, 16:05 13 replies and nobody has quoted alan partridge!
No.This is called "wit";)
Is there a black market cheese thing happening - I thought he'd nicked it from Makro or somewhere (it was a massive lump of cheese) and trying to flog it on!
Fibutton 03-05-2009, 16:32 Was he pickled ??
bradley1983 03-05-2009, 16:43 He might have nicked it from the European Market on Fargate and was trying to get rid of it for a bit of cash?
It wasn't cheeses from Nazareth was it?
I bet your friend was well cheesed off.
It could have been worse, he could have chucked a rock at her. Mind you, what would he throw a roquefort?
Has anyone else had cheese thrust upon them by a crazy eastern european man?
I think you'll find he was from Philadelphia :hihi:
He'd got a blooming nerve! .. how Dairylea!!?
art_blaze 03-05-2009, 18:22 Think I might have seen him. Did he have mousy hair and big ears?
thelurcher 03-05-2009, 18:35 Jarlsberg. Probably the best cheese thruster in the world
nikkiboo27 03-05-2009, 18:41 Im cracking up at this thread, proper funny!
heeleyrachel 03-05-2009, 19:29 You shoud have kicked him in his WOTSITS!
Get it? wotsists? Original? cheese??
Finbarr69 03-05-2009, 19:31 Hope He wasn't thrusting His 'Stinking Bishop'
sooooo funny! (not so for you and your pal though)
I don't edam and eve's this .?
jt
Good point about maybe stealing it from the european market - wow you guys have made me giggle with your responses!
SunshinePaul 03-05-2009, 22:52 If it happens again, just say "G'ouda my way!"
pattricia 03-05-2009, 22:56 Did he come from Cheshire ? (cheese):D
Did he head off towards the Cathedral? :hihi:
Oh my god the strangest thing in the world happened yesterday!
Walking from the Forum on Division Street up towards West One and this crazy ass man ran up to me and my friend and started thrusting cheese at her! He pushed me out the way and was just thrusting cheese and my shocked friend!
Has anyone else had cheese thrust upon them by a crazy eastern european man?
I told him she had a dairy intolerance but he didn't understand that and continued thrusting his edam away!
odd.
was he a tall man? did he have stilton?
drumstuck 04-05-2009, 06:25 These cheese thrusters are everywhere, thrusting their cheese at innocent passers by. Why is there no law against thrusting your cheese at people? People don't want to be thrusted at. With cheese. By a cheese thruster, thrusting his cheese, whether it is done in a thrusty way, or a cheesy way. So c'mon cheese thrusters, stop thrusting your cheese!
... is it just me who finds the use of the phrase 'thrusting cheese' odd? :)
These cheese thrusters are everywhere, thrusting their cheese at innocent passers by. Why is there no law against thrusting your cheese at people? People don't want to be thrusted at. With cheese. By a cheese thruster, thrusting his cheese, whether it is done in a thrusty way, or a cheesy way. So c'mon cheese thrusters, stop thrusting your cheese!
... is it just me who finds the use of the phrase 'thrusting cheese' odd? :)
To be honest I found the action of thrusting cheese more odd than the expression :hihi:
To be fair, it costs Leicester buy from him than from Tesco....
Don't mock his thrusting, the street-selling of cheese is a real Kraft
surfinjim 04-05-2009, 12:15 When he came thrusting the cheese, was hear to say....
"hellige lort I'm off mit hoved på ost!"
I bet it was a bit of Danish Blue!
Jim:thumbsup:
He'd got a blooming nerve! .. how Dairylea!!?
:hihi: :hihi:
hehehe, I can't think of anything witty to say but I'll let you guys continue with your good work hehehe
Darth Vader 04-05-2009, 12:47 was he a tall man? did he have stilton?
No, he was on a bike. The cheese was in his Paneer.
SYorksDeano 04-05-2009, 12:49 Wonder if the guy was any good at "chiving"
Did he have a "Babybel" with him? Sounds to me he was talking Double Gloucester.
It must have been a traumatic experience for you and your friend, I hope you're both feeling in Fine Fettle today though! :D
Things like this really GRATE on me
Pinnacle PAT 04-05-2009, 15:40 Which ever way you slice it he doesnt sound very mature to me!
shanes teeth 04-05-2009, 15:41 It's awful that you can't go to town and have fun,due to this kind of attack.
Reminds me of the joke about the man thrusting at a custard tart :lol:
Weazel2006 04-05-2009, 15:59 That just MELTS my heart...no im being serious i feel all toasty inside
morrisseygal 04-05-2009, 16:12 Ricotta give him credit for trying tho ant u?
sazzlebrin 04-05-2009, 16:17 Ricotta give him credit for trying tho ant u?
:hihi: i like it ..
i like the way he is trying to get rid of his cheese parmesaning it of onto other people :rolleyes:
morrisseygal 04-05-2009, 16:42 :hihi: i like it ..
i like the way he is trying to get rid of his cheese parmesaning it of onto other people :rolleyes:
so do i, infact im wondering if hes stilton there, might pop down n get some.
jojomarmite 04-05-2009, 17:09 he sounds absolutely haLOUMI....didnt really work :(
rebeccaja 04-05-2009, 18:45 smell my cheese you mother
Darth Vader 04-05-2009, 18:48 Do not approach him - he's seriously strong.
The plods will eventually smoke him out, give him a good grilling, make him crumble and then string him up.
I think he may have been trying to sell you a drug known as 'cake' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w&feature=PlayList&p=BB9B341F359EE3FF&index=4) in Czechoslovakia.
fozzy9876 04-05-2009, 20:42 people like this really get my goat, running around pantysgawn, thrusting their stinking bishop at people.
Feta's, the lot of em
morrisseygal 04-05-2009, 21:56 :people like this really get my goat, running around pantysgawn, thrusting their stinking bishop at people.
Feta's, the lot of emI cant allow you to talk about him this way, i have jut been to see him and im quite fondue of him tbh.
MonkeyLover 04-05-2009, 22:14 perhaps he was mad because he lost the key to his cottage
Maybe he was just trying to make friends .. perhaps he's the new kid on the block. :D
he just wanted to 'camembert' gifts?
or perhaps he thought he had pulled a cracker!
the chazter 04-05-2009, 22:49 He may need the money to feed his[ ba ba ba ba baby bell]:hihi::hihi::hihi:
You didn't see a tv camera crew with him? Could've been this year's cheese task for the Apprentice :)
At least you got away ok, he could've been a right scary munster... but I think he had his girlfriend with him, you know, his lass Anya...
Yog Sothoth 05-05-2009, 11:45 'Crazy Man Thrusting Cheese'? Wasn't he one of the last of the great Sioux chiefs?
I have heard of drug pushers but never cheese pushers. I get an image of some horrible slimey man off his face on Edam trying to drag others down with him.
...If the cheese had been square, and not round, I'd have thought he had something to do with the DJ Squarepusher...:hihi:
reading brietween the lines I think he was a little rarebit and well toasted!!
thelurcher 10-05-2009, 18:53 Emmenthal(y) my dear Watson. We've just nabbed the "grate" cheese thruster of old Sheffield town.
Gormenghast 10-05-2009, 18:56 But it was sheerluck that you got him. Evening all. Rind how you go.
it could have been dale the midweek guy, yes the wensleydale
Hope he wasn't thrusting his pecorino? :suspect:
charliewagg 10-05-2009, 22:08 ive got some cheese this is cheese,smell my cheese u mother.
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