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SYorksDeano
01-05-2009, 00:22
A police car has just driven on my street. Anyone know why? :suspect:

Strix
01-05-2009, 00:23
I'll see you that car and raise you the copter :P

na1953
01-05-2009, 00:25
A police car has just driven on my street. Anyone know why? :suspect:

where is your street

SYorksDeano
01-05-2009, 00:25
ooo a dog van as well. Wonder if the take away is still open? They didn't have their blue lights on :suspect:

SYorksDeano
01-05-2009, 00:27
where is your street

Now thats just been nosy :hihi:

Hallamton
01-05-2009, 00:28
I just saw a police car drive through Ecclesall road, S11. Do you think this is connected?

Nimrod
01-05-2009, 00:30
Perhaps the dogvan is going to the take away for his 'doggy bag'?

Treatment
01-05-2009, 00:39
Probably on their way to pick up a Chop Suey before the last Chinky shuts.

upinwath
01-05-2009, 02:58
here was on in Yogyakarta, Central Java, Indonesia about the same time.
Were they going to the same donut shop?

Badabing
01-05-2009, 15:40
here was on in Yogyakarta, Central Java, Indonesia about the same time.
Were they going to the same donut shop?

No, they just go for gudeg in Malioboro, dont they?

MR BENN
01-05-2009, 16:04
wonder if the one ive seen today in High Green was the police car stolen from Deanos road ?

dacrlit
01-05-2009, 16:15
So the Police are out, I didn't know that they were that way inclined? :hihi:

chem1st
01-05-2009, 16:32
SYPD are currently driving round and measuring the fuel consumption of their vehicles, in order to find out how best they can patrol the streets of South Yorkshire whilst emitting the minimum amount of CO2.
Due to the high amount of paperwork and the carbon credits that police paperwork consumes, it has become apparent the force will have a deficit for next year. They are therefore looking to save carbon credits wherever possible.

So far the most promising method of reducing CC's used by the police is to increase the amount of police on bicycles, tandem bicycles are to be introduced for customer (criminal) transportation.
Investigating less crimes and having more tea breaks will reduce both the amount of fuel used and paperwork and is favoured by both staff and customers as a way of saving the environment.

upinwath
02-05-2009, 03:59
No, they just go for gudeg in Malioboro, dont they?

Ner. They got posh now and go to McD's in the shopping centre for a burger.

Who's been to Indonesia then.:)

Badabing
02-05-2009, 08:35
Ner. They got posh now and go to McD's in the shopping centre for a burger.

Who's been to Indonesia then.:)

Saya sudah tinggal di Indonesia bertahun-tahun :-) How is Yogya now?

mh01
02-05-2009, 18:11
i wonder if the siren makes a nee nar or a dee dar sound:huh:

upinwath
03-05-2009, 07:50
Saya sudah tinggal di Indonesia bertahun-tahun :-) How is Yogya now?

I'm about 2 hours from Jogja by Honda Tiger. I live out in the sticks so it's great to wander into a city. Love the place.

berapa tahun?
(how many years so the mods don't moderate my non English post:))

Saya tinggal di sini delapan belas bulan.

(I've been here 18 months)

Kazpa
03-05-2009, 07:54
I'll see you that car and raise you the copter :P

I'll see you and raise you an armed response team

Rich
03-05-2009, 10:57
i wonder if the siren makes a nee nar or a dee dar sound:huh:

Depends where it's from, if the driver's from Barnsley it'll go dee dar! :hihi:

*gets coat*

shane39
03-05-2009, 11:23
I'm about 2 hours from Jogja by Honda Tiger. I live out in the sticks so it's great to wander into a city. Love the place.

berapa tahun?
(how many years so the mods don't moderate my non English post:))

Saya tinggal di sini delapan belas bulan.

(I've been here 18 months)

I fancy a bit of where you live.
Has your missus got any fit friends?

spotty dog
03-05-2009, 12:35
omg....i think iv seen that police car too,was it white with like yellow and blue stickers on the side?......

hennypenny
03-05-2009, 12:43
I think I saw that one a few weeks ago!

upinwath
04-05-2009, 03:30
I fancy a bit of where you live.
Has your missus got any fit friends?

Fit lasses are all over the shant out here pal but there is a drawback.

Most are Muslim and don't shag around. The ones that do are usually to be found in karaoke bars/discos. VDs of various types are usually to be found in their knickers and it's common for the customer to wake up next morning without his wallet or the tart he went to bed with the night before.

Sorry, wrong fish. :D

Treatment
04-05-2009, 05:00
there is a drawback.:D

The biggest drawback is an Elephant's foreskin. ;)

mh01
04-05-2009, 06:11
The biggest drawback is an Elephant's foreskin. ;):gag::gag:

upinwath
05-05-2009, 06:17
The biggest drawback is an Elephant's foreskin. ;)

Not if it's a Jewish elephant. :hihi:

DaniBabi
05-05-2009, 08:53
Maybe there's been a murder ... Taggart voice applied!!