Doesn't Beckham sound a div. The only inteligence is that he can say East End or My Manor in every sentance. If they look to him to be the top representative then we stand no chance.

i thought it was hillarious how his bint was stood beside him puckering up and wafting her hair about could read her mind like a book "look at me every body i'm here aswell"

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Originally posted by kirky
i thought it was hillarious how his bint was stood beside him puckering up and wafting her hair about could read her mind like a book "look at me every body i'm here aswell"

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What mind ?:confused: :confused: :confused: is this something she has recently acquired along with her boobies :heyhey: :heyhey: :heyhey:

David Beckham may not be the most cerebral of sportsmen but only idiots could fail to recognise how highly he is regarded abroad. The Japanese are considered to be one of the most intelligent nations in the world and they erected a statue of him after the 2002 World Cup, for Christ's sake! Stephen Hawking is one of the best brains this country has produced but nobody says: 'That Stephen Hawking, he's ****e at football' do they?

Morons

after being asked if he'd like brooklyn to grow up to be a singer like his mother,he replied a singer yes but not like his mother:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

i'm a moron:)

Originally posted by kirky
after being asked if he'd like brooklyn to grow up to be a singer like his mother,he replied a singer yes but not like his mother:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

i'm a moron:)

Ha Ha! I like. Becks is the wit of our age.

Originally posted by Broomster
Ha Ha! I like. Becks is the wit of our age.

it was a joke as in he didn't really say it :|

moron alert :D

Yes but he did say this:

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7'

and this:

'We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion'

Originally posted by Broomster
Yes but he did say this:

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7'

and this:

'We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion'

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class

Originally posted by owdlad
boobies

BOOBIES!!

I love BOOBIES!!

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He did suffer an injury to his hand some time back (All together now Ahh).

Don't worry, it wasn't the hand he stirs his tea with. Brooklyn's taught him to use a spoon.

Now if Beckham or his wife were to inadvertently stumble onto this thread, they'd come up with the impression that people are as thick as bricks in South Yorkshire. Who has the best life? Him or somebody who lives in South Yorkshire? Which is the best city to live in with the most attractions, the most affluence and the better bars and shops etc - Madrid or Sheffield? No contest.

I rest my case.

whys he there anyway? got bugger all to do with him........icon or not...........yes hes a sportsman but hes not gonna be competing in any olympics anyway