View Full Version : Man Training- college course


fuzzy
23-11-2003, 21:50
Anyone think this should be a compulsory course?

Clear Day Man Schooling:
>
>For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
>marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for
>marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....
>
>TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
>mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates
>degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program
>outline.
>
>FIRST YEAR
>Autumn Schedule:
>MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
>MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
>MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
>MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
>
>
>Winter Schedule:
>MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
>MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at
>2AM
>MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
>EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
>EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
>ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
>
>
>Spring Schedule:
>MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
>MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
>MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
>MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
>ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
>
>
>
>SECOND YEAR
>Autumn Schedule:
>SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
>SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
>SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
>MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
>
>
>Elective (See Electives Below)
>
>
>Winter Schedule:
>MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
>MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
>MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
>MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
>
>MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
>
>
>
>Spring Schedule:
>MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
>MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
>MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
>MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
>MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
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>Course Electives:
>EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
>EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
>EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
>MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
>MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
>MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
>ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
>
>Just a thought for all the women out there...
>
>MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause,
>GUYnocologist
>(poetic spelling)
>
>Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

t020
23-11-2003, 22:09
Surely thats not politically correct! I find it absolutely objectionable. Pure sexism. Suppose a racist joke was posted on here, it would be removed within seconds and the poster would be reported. Why should sexism be different?

fuzzy
23-11-2003, 23:16
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of
>the women you know (and men with a sense of humor)
>and brighten their day!!!...

This was added onto the end of this but i removed it. Thought it went along the same lines as DaBouncers Rules of Manhood.

Sidla
23-11-2003, 23:17
Why would a man need to stop and ask for directions? Men can read maps :P

DaBouncer
24-11-2003, 08:37
Originally posted by fuzzy purple
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of
>the women you know (and men with a sense of humor)
>and brighten their day!!!...

This was added onto the end of this but i removed it. Thought it went along the same lines as DaBouncers Rules of Manhood.
It thought it was funny!

Nice One FP