That bloke from Keane. Aint he got chubby cheeks for such a slim fella? Don't he 'arf look like Rodney Bewes love-child?

Fat head on a skinny body...

A rather alarming celebrity phenomenon also occurring within the figure of Daniel Beddingfield.

That's very true! The only difference between the two being that Daniel Beddingfield is an arrogant pillock who thinks his balls are made of the finest precious jewels. :)

Whereas Keane... Oh I don't know... If it wasn't so late I could probably come up with some witty remark involving word play on your previous post... :rolleyes: :help:

Fat head on a skinny body...

Have you noticed the inverse affliction? Small head, great big oversized body? Jamie Theakston. They're planning a documentary on him for Channel Five's "Extraordinary People" series. Freaky guy.

Most of the female "celebs" fit into the inverse catagory, the so called "lollipop heads" ie. Victoria Beckham, Renne Zelwegger, Christina Ricci...

Large head small body. Small head large body. Good, good. Large head large body and small head,small body aren't that unusual. Have we exhausted the subject matter of the thread? We may have done. I expected just one or two postings. We done well! See you on another thread, sheff_minx. Speaking personally, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I also enjoyed it, although I am now thoroughly confused and paranoid about my own body:head ratio :suspect:

I'm sure it's fine. You just need to work on the purple foundation and squinty eyes.

Whether this is a myth or a wind-up I don't know, but I've heard that people with larger than average heads often look very good on film. Something to do with head/body size ratios?

Anyway, it's a different way of looking at why film stars often have big heads?! :confused:

Maybe it's a wind-up..... :D

StarSparkle

Okay, I'm gonna take this thread to a new level of disproportionment.......



Jeremy Beadle's hand.

That dude is so creepy. What a fat *******.

Ant's observation is an interesting one, and should be the subject of a well-funded research project in Physical Anthropology [now a relative academic 'backwater']. For my part, I too noticed the cove's hamster-like cheeks, swollen as if afflicted by some terrible case of neuralgia. Admittedly, medicine ball-like visages are rare on leptomorphic body types, but not unknown of.

In remote enclaves of Stocksbridge [where a blue-eyed man is looked upon with great suspicion], there are distinct cases of Steatopygia amongst the womenfolk. This remote fossil people [vistigial evolutionary failures] appear, at least in the female line, to have inherited the condition which manifests itself in grotesque, football-like buttocks. Previously, Steatopygia was thought to only afflict the people called the San, or Kalahari Bushmen. Now, genetic drift between the deserts of the Kalahari and Underbank Reservoir has been confirmed.

As I have previously pointed out on other forum threads, the Stocksbridge womenfolk usually encase their balloon-like hindquarters in 'leggings' made of lycra. Their ritualistic, pre-coital call is reputed to be, 'Pullmi vestdarn when tha'sfinished', uttered in their bizarre click-language.

Their ritualistic, pre-coital call is reputed to be, 'Pullmi vestdarn when tha'sfinished', uttered in their bizarre click-language.

I have a theory that the mysterious "click language" is not a language at all, but the sound of the Stocksbridge lady folk partaking of their chewing tobacco.

Ant,
Good lord! Do you realise what your thesis implies? The Stocksbridge womenfolk engage in mastication-linked, sub-vocal utterances like the Orangutang.

Years ago I tried to publish an article on Neanderthal survival in the remote 'Flower Estate' enclave, in the disputed borderland between Shiregreen and High Wincobank. It did not pass peer review in the journal 'Nature'. I cannot imagine why, since my extensive ethnographic fieldwork involved film shot in the 'Roman Ridge' public house, plus anthropological measurements and DNA samples. However, there seems to be a conspiracy of silence here regarding this taboo subject. All I will say is, as is the case with the Steatopygia of the Stocksbridge womenfolk, anyone with a keen eye for observation can easily discern Neanderthal survival in the population of this post-industrial landscape. Particular signs to look for are the staggering, loping gate of the menfolk when emerging from 'the Ridge' late at night, the prognathic, jutting jawline, and the smoking of the ancient, mystical herb, 'Lambert and Butler'.