Many's the time I've enjoyed a good giggle at how trivial some regional news stories are, but apparently ""I Want Sex", says Down's Syndrome man" was the headline news story in this week's Oxford Mail!

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/4202246.I_want_sex__says_Down_s_Syndrome_man/

Which throws up a number of questions.
Firstly what kind of mother teaches her son that the best way to have sex with a girl is to advertise your desperation on the front of your local paper?
Is there really nothing more exciting happening in Oxford these days?
Why is the man advertising himself as "Down's Syndrome Man"?
And lastly - are there one or two male forummers on here who've considered contacting The Star to do a similar Sheffield-based story?

I thought slimsid lived in Sheffield?

Man wants sex shocker...who'd have thought it?

It was also in todays metro..

A night out in Sheffield should sort it...

Reminds of an event in my past..... I was having a pint in the ranmoor in on saturday afternoon with some pals. All of a sudden there was a commotion outside and we rushed out to see what it was.

On the grass outside Ranmoor Church there was a man and woman, both of which had Downs Syndrome, going at it like rabbits. Not that amusing, however, the main commotion was that the Vicar had just led out celebrating newly weds from the church alonog with their entire entourage, and he was vigorously trying to seperate the couple on the grass.

By this time a large crowd had gathered and were chearing on the gallant coitus couple, both of which had no intention of stopping or even acknowledging that there was a crowd of people cheering and watching, a very red faced and annoyed Vicar trying to grapple with them and a decidely unnamused bride and groom shielding some page boys and flower girls.....

Took the Vicar quite some time to sort them out.

Shame the lad will never get to taste the real fruits because of his disability.