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dracula
04-03-2009, 19:10
My gasp is flabbered, who advises Christa what to wear on TV? or better still what car boot does she buy her clothes from? I am amazed, her wardrobe assistant must have lost one of their contact lenses.;)

boyfriday
04-03-2009, 19:15
Hmmm, is this the bitterness of Gaynor Barnes having been given her marching orders?? :suspect::hihi:

joshtetley
04-03-2009, 19:19
I dont like the woman she comes across as a know all and thinks shes it.cow.

stevebarn
04-03-2009, 19:38
Saw her in Halifax once big merc with private c12 sta plate ,no make up and a head like a Bass Crab,

Missdan
04-03-2009, 20:23
My gasp is flabbered, who advises Christa what to wear on TV? or better still what car boot does she buy her clothes from? I am amazed, her wardrobe assistant must have lost one of their contact lenses.;)

I had to look and look again tonight, black tights, red shoes and a skirt that looked like a tied back curtain.

Suffragette1
04-03-2009, 20:25
My gasp is flabbered, who advises Christa what to wear on TV? or better still what car boot does she buy her clothes from? I am amazed, her wardrobe assistant must have lost one of their contact lenses.;)

Are you Slick?:suspect:

janet1952
04-03-2009, 20:25
My gasp is flabbered, who advises Christa what to wear on TV? or better still what car boot does she buy her clothes from? I am amazed, her wardrobe assistant must have lost one of their contact lenses.;)

just seen christa on tv tonight what was she thinking wearing red shoes black tights ,black jacet red top and a black skirt that looked as if had once graced the stage of the grand theatre in leeds as a pair of swept back stage curtains!!! did the camera man have to give us a full length shot of her outfit?? where did she get her skirt from really?didnt know you could buy them like that or was it her own creation as the jacket seemed to be!!!

janet1952
04-03-2009, 20:28
maybe she was on her way to a fancy dress party after work as some sort of vampire madame she only needed a whip to finish the "outfit "off !!!!

Cuey
04-03-2009, 21:20
just seen christa on tv tonight what was she thinking wearing red shoes black tights ,black jacet red top and a black skirt that looked as if had once graced the stage of the grand theatre in leeds as a pair of swept back stage curtains!!! did the camera man have to give us a full length shot of her outfit?? where did she get her skirt from really?didnt know you could buy them like that or was it her own creation as the jacket seemed to be!!!

I saw her and had to laugh. I wonder if the camera man saw her and thought lets have a laugh and do some full length shots.

roughy101
04-03-2009, 21:31
Hmmm, is this the bitterness of Gaynor Barnes having been given her marching orders?? :suspect::hihi:please tell me you are not kidding,i cant stand gaynor barnes,that stupid laugh she has and those doe eyes looking into john barnes :gag: is she really going:banana::banana:

boyfriday
04-03-2009, 22:04
please tell me you are not kidding,i cant stand gaynor barnes,that stupid laugh she has and those doe eyes looking into john barnes :gag: is she really going:banana::banana:

I'm sorry to disappoint roughy, it was merely wishful thinking on my part! :cry:

Deerobe
04-03-2009, 23:09
Now come on people you just know she has visited one of those posh boutiques in Leeds and been told that she looks great in that outfit. She has handed over her platinum credit card and paid two thousand for it I'll bet.

Deerobe
04-03-2009, 23:12
As an after thought maybe it was Harvey Nicks?

pattricia
04-03-2009, 23:15
I like Christa but her face looked rather orange tonight ! :rolleyes:

trainwalker
04-03-2009, 23:25
she might have questionable dress sense but she has a very sexy aura about her. i bet many of us males on here fancy her.:thumbsup:

slickwitch
05-03-2009, 00:05
Are you Slick?:suspect:

Bloody hell! Even I had to wonder if I'd reincarnated myself after a G&T or 5 as Vlad the Bitter and Look Leeds Phobic!

Dracula and I have a long and happy future together clearly:hihi:

dracula
05-03-2009, 08:23
Interesting comments all, as ITV is losing pots of money, do you think Christa will start making her own clothes? Me thinks perhaps. Have any forumites any suggestions for Christa, regards colours styles etc. She needs help, sympathetic replies only please.

boyfriday
05-03-2009, 08:34
Interesting comments all, as ITV is losing pots of money, do you think Christa will start making her own clothes? Me thinks perhaps. Have any forumites any suggestions for Christa, regards colours styles etc. She needs help, sympathetic replies only please.


..are you in a position to influence her choices dracula? ;)

CHAIRBOY
05-03-2009, 08:40
Interesting comments all, as ITV is losing pots of money, do you think Christa will start making her own clothes? Me thinks perhaps. Have any forumites any suggestions for Christa, regards colours styles etc. She needs help, sympathetic replies only please.

What is the relevance to ITV?

dracula
05-03-2009, 08:42
We shall see boyfriday, perhaps with your and other forumites help, as an opening gambit perhaps a little less make up of the orange variety.

dracula
05-03-2009, 08:43
I thought Yorkshire tv was part of the conglomerate.

boyfriday
05-03-2009, 08:47
I thought Yorkshire tv was part of the conglomerate.

It is dracula, but we worship 'our Christa' at the altar of the Beeb!

Rashspateen
05-03-2009, 08:49
Christ an Acrow is probably the worst presenter that look leeds has ever had the misfortune to employ, I cannot stand the Tea stained Bint and sit avidly watching look leeds just waiting for some nutter to run on the set and whack her in the gob with a bit of two by two. Now that would be Good Telly.... Do you reckon that she shares a sunbed with Dave Dicko Dickinson :hihi::hihi:

dracula
05-03-2009, 08:50
Verily boyfriday. My thoughts exactly, that horrible paultheweatherman, needs some written warnings perhaps.

dracula
05-03-2009, 08:55
Please rashpateen we will have no violence on this thread, constuctive criticism yes, you can even take the urine, but violence a thousand times no.

Rashspateen
05-03-2009, 10:03
Please rashpateen we will have no violence on this thread, constuctive criticism yes, you can even take the urine, but violence a thousand times no. Tongue .... Cheek ???? :hihi::hihi:

horribleblob
05-03-2009, 10:17
I rather like her highly original dress style, and the orange tinge is just icing on the cake. The perfect partner for Harry G.

metalman
05-03-2009, 10:18
I like Gaynor Barnes. She's cute. :)

dracula
05-03-2009, 10:54
I rather like her highly original dress style, and the orange tinge is just icing on the cake. The perfect partner for Harry G.

Could tell me what kind of cake Christa Ackroyd is please.

dracula
05-03-2009, 10:57
It seems as a number of people have kindly voted on my poll, that Christa Ackroyd has many concerned fans thank you for your opinions. Electric shock treatment would be my choice.:hihi::loopy::loopy::huh::huh:

metalman
05-03-2009, 11:41
Could tell me what kind of cake Christa Ackroyd is please.

Orange tart?

Lestat
05-03-2009, 12:55
What about that bloke who pretends to be a woman reporting on the sport!.. thats even scarier than Christa. :o

MR BENN
05-03-2009, 13:27
i think christa is very sexy -stunning older lady

JohnnyMathis
05-03-2009, 13:46
i think christa is very sexy -stunning older lady

I concur, I reckon she's mucky as well.

dracula
05-03-2009, 14:52
I concur, I reckon she's mucky as well.

When you say mucky, do you mean in a sexual way?

dracula
05-03-2009, 14:53
Stunning older lady, perhaps, do you think of her as a possible concubine?

slimsid2000
05-03-2009, 15:00
Will Emmerdale be finished with now?

JohnnyMathis
05-03-2009, 15:04
When you say mucky, do you mean in a sexual way?

Oh aye, bound to be.

And her with the blokes voice that does the sport I reckon.

dracula
05-03-2009, 15:04
Forgive me slimsid2000, are you implying lovely Christa is a little feline, perhaps your correct, I am sure she would like to get her claws into Paul the weatherman.

dracula
05-03-2009, 15:07
Oh aye, bound to be.

And her with the blokes voice that does the sport I reckon.
Blokes voice JohnyMathis whatever do you mean, Christa has a lovely voice.

JohnnyMathis
05-03-2009, 15:10
Blokes voice JohnyMathis whatever do you mean, Christa has a lovely voice.

No, I mean the other lass as well - her with the deep voice, that'll do it every time.

dracula
05-03-2009, 15:11
So so good, I seem to remember Christa has an interest in horses, am I correct.

dracula
05-03-2009, 15:13
No, I mean the other lass as well - her with the deep voice, that'll do it every time.
What is her name?, yes I like it too Johnny, so encouraging I find, Her and christa, possible threesome.

dracula
05-03-2009, 15:19
Mice, what have they got to do with it? :confused:

dracula
05-03-2009, 15:57
I dont like the woman she comes across as a know all and thinks shes it.cow.
Calling Lovely Christa a cow tut tut, she needs help according to the pollsters

horribleblob
05-03-2009, 16:01
Could tell me what kind of cake Christa Ackroyd is please.

Orange tart?

:hihi: I was gonna say carrot cake, cos you used to be able to buy carrot oil in Bodyshop that turned your face Christa-colour.

dracula
05-03-2009, 16:07
:hihi: I was gonna say carrot cake, cos you used to be able to buy carrot oil in Bodyshop that turned your face Christa-colour.
I thought apple tart, but carrot cake is much better.

perplexed
05-03-2009, 16:50
she might have questionable dress sense but she has a very sexy aura about her. i bet many of us males on here fancy her.:thumbsup:

I blooming don't...

Now, the weather girls, Lisa or Keeley (I'm not that fussy) would be a different prospect. :love:

metalman
05-03-2009, 17:04
The girl who does the sport in a deep voice is Tanya. She's cute too. :)

dracula
05-03-2009, 17:21
I thought Yorkshire tv was part of the conglomerate.

The girl who does the sport in a deep voice is Tanya. She's cute too. :)

Yes I love females with deep voices, especially when they are firm with me.:gag: Christa is no mista :D

dracula
05-03-2009, 17:38
What about that bloke who pretends to be a woman reporting on the sport!.. thats even scarier than Christa. :o
Tanya is no man, she's georgeous, very sexy.

MR BENN
05-03-2009, 17:39
Tanya is no man, she's georgeous, very sexy.

im with you there fella Tanya is stunning:thumbsup:

dracula
05-03-2009, 17:39
Vote Vote Vote folks, it's your vote that counts

dracula
05-03-2009, 17:41
Tanya is no man, she's georgeous, very sexy.
That deep sexy voice, I think I'm getting a deflection.

MR BENN
05-03-2009, 17:42
Vote Vote Vote folks, it's your vote that counts

ive voted that christa is fine as she is:thumbsup:

dracula
05-03-2009, 17:44
I like Christa but her face looked rather orange tonight ! :rolleyes:
Can you earn a lot getting a reputation? Must try it.

dracula
05-03-2009, 17:46
ive voted that christa is fine as she is:thumbsup:
Thats fine, the men in white coats look favourite to me. :help:

dracula
05-03-2009, 19:20
Didn't Christa look lovely tonight, very natural, much younger, sensible clothes!
keep it up Christa. :love:

Bladesman
05-03-2009, 19:28
What about that bloke who pretends to be a woman reporting on the sport!.. thats even scarier than Christa. :o

Our Tanya *says with a deep voice*

Yeah she comes across as a very manly to the point its scary.

MR BENN
05-03-2009, 19:29
Didn't Christa look lovely tonight, very natural, much younger, sensible clothes!
keep it up Christa. :love:

she did look nice tonight

dracula
05-03-2009, 20:15
she did look nice tonight

Yes Mr Benn, very desirable, the make up person she uses normally must have had a day off. :thumbsup:

sierraman
05-03-2009, 23:46
My gasp is flabbered, who advises Christa what to wear on TV? or better still what car boot does she buy her clothes from? I am amazed, her wardrobe assistant must have lost one of their contact lenses.;)

She just looks like some ugly old bird you might get down the grab a granny night

dracula
07-03-2009, 12:12
Big improvement for Christa on Friday's program me thinks a bit of criticism is working.

Alien
07-03-2009, 12:30
[quote=sierraman;4752565]she just looks like some ugly old bird you might get down the grab a granny night[/quote



Or the "wheel tappers n shunters" club!....:D

dracula
16-03-2009, 12:33
Counting the minutes, to tonights show, what will she be wearing? :loopy:
How orange will she be on a scale of 1 to 10? I will go for a 6, it is monday.

lobster
17-03-2009, 18:09
met her once, ghastly woman very,much in the "do you know who i am " mold

dracula
17-03-2009, 18:35
met her once, ghastly woman very,much in the "do you know who i am " mold

You surprise me, she comes across on the television as a down to earth person, a little orange perhaps, and her dress sense leaves something to be desired, maybe its genetic, was one of her parents a circus entertainer? A clown maybe?:confused:

lobster
17-03-2009, 23:28
You surprise me, she comes across on the television as a down to earth person, a little orange perhaps, and her dress sense leaves something to be desired, maybe its genetic, was one of her parents a circus entertainer? A clown maybe?:confused:

her father was a police inspector

dracula
18-03-2009, 08:50
her father was a police inspector

Once a police inspector always a police inspector, thanx for the info. Do you happen to know the occupation of her mummy please. :thumbsup::thumbsup::suspect: Always use these faces when replying, it can be like a secret handshake.

kenny.gray
18-03-2009, 09:42
what pathetic comments christa is one of the best people you could wish for.she is not the celeb type her ideal day is taking the dogs for a walk and getting away from the so called spot light.she is from bradford not leeds she will again do anything to help charities in her own time.her salary is what she accepted to the job as with us all if you think you can do better apply.as for what she wears that like everbody is a personel choice and i am sure we all get it wrong sometime.(not her agent by the way)

dracula
18-03-2009, 12:17
what pathetic comments christa is one of the best people you could wish for.she is not the celeb type her ideal day is taking the dogs for a walk and getting away from the so called spot light.she is from bradford not leeds she will again do anything to help charities in her own time.her salary is what she accepted to the job as with us all if you think you can do better apply.as for what she wears that like everbody is a personel choice and i am sure we all get it wrong sometime.(not her agent by the way)

Thank you kenny.gray for your support of the lovely Christa, some people just go too far, my comments are I think constructive criticism, and a bit of harmless fun I hope. :thumbsup:

missymarsbar
18-03-2009, 18:44
met her once, ghastly woman very,much in the "do you know who i am " mold

I know someone that used to work in a department store and she asked Christa A if she'd like a store card, which she accepted Christa was most disappointed when the assistand asked her what her name was....so she is definitely in the "do you know who I am" mold!

AJ sheffield
18-03-2009, 19:16
Once a police inspector always a police inspector, thanx for the info. Do you happen to know the occupation of her mummy please. :thumbsup::thumbsup::suspect: Always use these faces when replying, it can be like a secret handshake.

I'm sure her mum was a lumberjack.

dracula
18-03-2009, 20:20
I know someone that used to work in a department store and she asked Christa A if she'd like a store card, which she accepted Christa was most disappointed when the assistand asked her what her name was....so she is definitely in the "do you know who I am" mold!

You may be right, but I think someone behind the scenes at the television centre is taking the p*** out of her, i.e. wardrobe, make up, the weatherman, etc. what do you think?

dracula
18-03-2009, 20:22
I'm sure her mum was a lumberjack.

Did she sleep all day and work all night and go to the lavatory? ;););)

dracula
18-03-2009, 20:26
Don't forget folks to vote in the poll, it's your vote that counts, believe me viewers. :thumbsup::gag::P:)

kenny.gray
18-03-2009, 21:43
time to close this thread down become very negative hearsay being put forward as fact.whats the point in the poll anyway

AJ sheffield
18-03-2009, 21:48
time to close this thread down become very negative hearsay being put forward as fact.whats the point in the poll anyway

Exactly, I will be seeing Christa tomorrow afternoon at work, I'll ask her to take a look at the thread to see what she thinks about it all.

dracula
19-03-2009, 08:17
time to close this thread down become very negative hearsay being put forward as fact.whats the point in the poll anyway

I thought that is what a forum is about, freedom of speech, obviously not so kenny.gray. I have had a look at some of your posts very negative and full of hearsay me thinks, then that is just my opinion. :thumbsup:

dracula
19-03-2009, 08:23
Exactly, I will be seeing Christa tomorrow afternoon at work, I'll ask her to take a look at the thread to see what she thinks about it all.

You AJ are perfectly entitled to do what you like. When you see Christa perhaps you will give her my best wishes. And while your about it, as a work colleague and friend, I presume, you need to give her a bit of advice on her appearance, instead of laughing behind her back. :love::love::love::hihi:

dracula
19-03-2009, 08:25
Exactly, I will be seeing Christa tomorrow afternoon at work, I'll ask her to take a look at the thread to see what she thinks about it all.

44 people have voted, so there is some interest AJ.:huh:

dracula
25-03-2009, 19:10
Has this thread improved Christa's appearance, I think so, the pen is mightier than the sword me thinks. Have you voted in the poll yet, its your vote that counts.

dracula
25-03-2009, 19:11
Exactly, I will be seeing Christa tomorrow afternoon at work, I'll ask her to take a look at the thread to see what she thinks about it all.

Well name dropper what did she think? :huh::huh:

dracula
18-05-2009, 17:53
Didn't Christa look georgeous tonight yummy yummy.

AJ sheffield
19-05-2009, 09:51
Didn't Christa look georgeous tonight yummy yummy.

Christa looks gorgeous every night.

Glennis
20-05-2009, 09:33
I like Christa but her face looked rather orange tonight ! :rolleyes:

Me too! ;)

grafikhaus74
22-05-2009, 07:01
She's always struck me as the kind of delusional old trout who'd go out with her teenage daughter and come out with the old "Ooh, these fellas were chatting us up! They thought we were sisters!" Course they did, love.

Mutton dressed as offal.

kenny.gray
22-05-2009, 09:49
she should do alright in sheffield then.