I was going to start a thread with the question: "If you had five bullets, who would you shoot?"

But then I realised that wasn't very sporting of me (and would probably be pulled by the mods), so I've come up with a gentle version of the game...

If you had five custard pies (the really soggy messy variety) who would you splat in the face?

Mine are...

1) George Bush
2) Tony Blair
3) Dido
4) Chris Moyles
5) An extra one for Chris Moyles - just for good measure!

hmmmm I think mine would be

1) Michael Howard
2) George W Bush
3) Linda Barker
4) Carol Smillie
5) George W Bush - again, for good measure :D

1. Michael Winner
2. Fred Forsyth
3. Anne Widdecombe
4. Phil Collins
5. Michael Winner again

Smug Tory lunatics one and all.

I'd just splat the first 5 people I saw that weren't over 6ft tall or look like kick boxers :?

why waste time hunting down all these people!? just splat anyone its just as much fun :D

Hmmm, well....in no particular order mine would be:

- Fiona Phillips
- Kiera Knightly
- David Walliams
- Dr Gillian McKieth
- Dr Phil

...just out of curiosity, are those last two actual Dr's?

Charlotte Church (simply because I would love to see her smeared in custard ;) )

Natasha Kaplinsky (vile pixie faced newsreader and wannabe ballroom dancer)

That nonce that plays Ashley in corrie (just for the accent)

George Bush (for the obvious)

Me (so me and Charlotte could lick it off each other:P )

Mine would be :

1) Tony B-liar

2) George Bush

3) Nico (of Harios for the state of Hillsborough Corner)

4) Science from Big Brother (arrogant sod)

5) A woman who lives across the road from me as she is really stuck up and I'd love to see her perfect hairdo ruined!!!

:D mine would be all 5 splattered on Paul O Grady, still cannot stop laughing at the time he had two soldiers on the show trying to break the world record custard pie throwing, there were that much custard on the stage floor paul could'nt stand up, what a laugh :clap: :clap: