has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

VROOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

it just went past then, u see it?

Originally posted by crunchie
has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

Could be mine, Ive been up Parsons Cross, not 4 times though.

Was it an Impreza?

i got a red subaru, but aint been near parsons croft for a whilw:P

What's the point of this? Are red Subarus very rare in Parsons Cross?

they are with wheels on :hihi:

Sorry to be pedantic here but it's not Parsons Cross....it's Parson Cross :hihi:

They have become the new iconic motor of drug dealers.

Originally posted by crunchie
has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

Just one little question, so what?
You had yours pinched or something?
:huh:

Originally posted by crunchie
has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

Wow, call the Star - front page news. I think Look Leeds should move to Sheffield on the strength of this breaking news.

<sigh>

Every 20 miniutes, a red and yellow vehicle with loads of people in it keeps driving past my house. Its easy to spot, as it has a number "6" on the front. Anyone else seen it?

Weird thing is, the people inside keep changing, probably to allay my suspicions

I think they're onto me... :suspect:

(Sorry admins! :) )

Originally posted by AJ sheffield
They have become the new iconic motor of drug dealers.

Are Range Rovers "so last season" now then ?

C'mon - I'm hooked now - I want to know why you care about this red Scooby?

I thought scoobys were them coloured string things that all the kids are into at the moment! :D

Shame about the Subaru Impreza. It has everything going for it. its pace, handling ability and reasonable price could make it one of the greatest cars on earth. But it's spoilt, like the last BMW M3, by the fact that all sorts of scumbags noticed its virtues and bought the thing in droves. Nowadays you can get a manky old Scooby for about four grand, so even low-grade ne'er do wells can be seen smoking around in the things.

Last I heard, drug dealers were still in pimped-up SUVs, under the tragic delusion that they look somehow menacing yet incognito. The muppets. The red Scoob will just be some local likely lads out on the cruise, full of joy that they have something a bit bigger than a lowered Vauxhall Nova at their disposal.

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
they are with wheels on :hihi: :thumbsup: Hahahaha !

Owned !!

hey its not me hehe

Originally posted by crunchie
has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

crunchie, we're all waiting, c'mon, what's it all about? :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by Scutts
Sorry to be pedantic here but it's not Parsons Cross....it's Parson Cross :hihi:
Hmm, I read your post this morning, and thought about it as I used to go through it every day when I was at Chaucer, only to notice a bus on Archer road at lunchtime, with Parsons Cross on the destination..... :loopy:

i just wondered if anyone knew the driver thats all!>?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

if it the one with gold wheel trims,then its my neighbours car..if not then i dont know who it is.

Originally posted by Scutts
Sorry to be pedantic here but it's not Parsons Cross....it's Parson Cross :hihi:

and heres me thinking it was parsons nose

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry :P

ive not seen the red one/s up parson cross. But around the wisewood/hillsbrough area there has been a blue impreza with all the rally logo decals and things on it. My friend rich is a real motor freak, his heart is pumped by petrol (not literally). anyway the first time we saw it he literally salavated from pure excitement that there was such a car in our local area.

nah this was a asian guy

Mighnt be a shot in the dark, but what is this post about????:help: :help:

Originally posted by brooksy
Mighnt be a shot in the dark, but what is this post about????:help: :help:
Been asking this from day one.

I know someone - well actucally 2 people who have red ones - not bright red, but that slightly darker shade. One of them has gold wheel trims - yuk! Nice cars, nothing special just make a lot of noise.

Originally posted by brooksy
Mighnt be a shot in the dark, but what is this post about????:help: :help:

I was asking this last Friday.
Must be some ulterior motive apart from just being nosey.
:suspect: :suspect:

its mine, but i don,t live in parson cross i live in ecclesfield, sorry for confusing you
and i am not a drug dealer i am a window cleaner

You see, this whole debate could have been avoided if the OP had just mentioned the fact that the Scooby had a rack full of high-quality ladders on the roof. The devil is in the details...

Originally posted by xltim
its mine, but i don,t live in parson cross i live in ecclesfield, sorry for confusing you
and i am not adrug dealer i am a window cleaner

Is that it?
Well thanks for this thread crunchie, been really great.

Now then let's see, did anyone see a metallic grey Vectra, on the M1 last weekend because............................

:loopy: :loopy:

Originally posted by PhilipB
Is that it?
Well thanks for this thread crunchie, been really great.

Now then let's see, did anyone see a metallic grey Vectra, on the M1 last weekend because............................

:loopy: :loopy:

its mine, but i don,t live on the M1 i live in sheffield, sorry for confusing you
and i am not an animal i am a human being

but it was an asian guy and did not have roof racks on
i wanna know who he is?

Originally posted by crunchie
but it was an asian guy and did not have roof racks on
i wanna know who he is?

The question "Why?" springs to mind

lol @Spyro 2000

I used to work with him at Telewest

Subaru Impreza lol, he couldnt afford a Fiesta!!!!!!!!

DREAM ON , DREAM ON!!!!!!!!!

it was me- why?

Originally posted by matt1889
lol @Spyro 2000

I used to work with him at Telewest

Subaru Impreza lol, he couldnt afford a Fiesta!!!!!!!!

DREAM ON , DREAM ON!!!!!!!!!

lol, did you?

I have actually got a Red Subaru Impreza pal, had it a few months now and Im still at Telewest.

Originally posted by crunchie
but it was an asian guy and did not have roof racks on
i wanna know who he is?

If this thread wasn't happening, I wouldn't believe it.
:loopy: :loopy:

Enterprising business bods are at this moment (perhaps) printing up T-shirts emblazoned with: "It is I who drives the red Impreza". They'll make millions. This whole thread has taken a surreal turn into I Shot JR Avenue. Most odd.

lol lol

i have got a red subaru

/me Jumps on the "I have a Subaru" bandwagon....

(Mine's a blue WRX STi though...so it wasn't me...and I live in Texas....and I'm not a window cleaner)

I've also got a red Subaru, but mine looks like a gold metallic Renault 19.:)

To paraphrase Churchill,

Never has so much twaddle been written by so many people for no reason whatsoever just because some numpty was nosey!!

Wonder how long this can be kept going, say until there's a blue Mondeo seen at Manor Top, THEN we can try and find out who's it is.
Exciting eh?

:banana: :banana:

Just to join in - I hearby state I DO NOT own a red Subaru.:thumbsup:

I do, however, own a very old blue Subaru :cry:

We have a green Ford Galaxy if anyone's interested.

Just for your information, Mrs Dary is on her way to work in it right about now and should be in the Treaton area now heading for the Parkway.

I, on the otherhand have a blue van and Im about to get in it and head off to Wadworth in Doncaster and will be visiting...

. Rossington,
. Bessecar
. Scawthorpe
. Cusworth
. Scawsby
. Barlborough
. Staveley
. Boythorpe
. Palterton
. Worksop

I hope this is of some help to nosey people.

Come on the rest of you tell Crunchie where you are driving today. But dont forget to say there will be someone in the house while you are out incase the burglars read this.....oh and put a cushion over the front of the video so they can't see the clock through the window.

ttfn.

Originally posted by crunchie
but it was an asian guy and did not have roof racks on
i wanna know who he is? crunchie, it might help if you would tell us WHY you have to know who the driver is?

:loopy: :loopy: :loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Some poor guy is gonna wonder what's hit him next time he drives through sheffield, he'll have thousands of forumers running after him shouting ooo are ya!

OK dary, just so you don't feel alone in this, I'm driving a Renault Laguna (colour is described as "Moondust" whatever the f*** that is, looks grey to me) but very much doubt that you or crunchie will see me, cos I'm in Scotland.
At some point today I'll be on the A9.

If you get lost in Worksop just follow the signs for Inverness, I'll be the one WITHOUT a sheep under my arm.
:clap: :clap:

Crunchie, perhaps you should just put it down to being one of life's mysteries....I don't think we're meant to know the identity of everyone else in a big city such as this.

But for the record, it can't be my boyfriend - he is not Asian and only goes round on a mountain bike or on foot!

well ages ago we had one, it could be seen parked up outside the shop, then 2 asian blokes came and bought it ( and just for the record they were the most annoying herberts going)

star - are you asian?

is that question purely because you are nosey or is there a reason for it?

ps... how often do you pick your nose? :P

yes i am crunchie!

and why might you be asking???????

Originally posted by star
yes i am crunchie!

and why might you be asking???????

Say nowt till you've spoken to a solicitor mate!
Red skooby and Asian....Hope you've got an alibi for the 23rd

lol

what is this thread all about??

crunchie do i know you???

I dreamt about this thread last night!

Originally posted by MelonAngel
I dreamt about this thread last night!

You're lucky, I'm starting to live this bl**dy thread.
Believe it or not I'm looking out for red Subarus and I'm 450 miles away.
:loopy: :loopy:

WOOOooWW... look here there's loads of them for you... :)
http://images.google.co.uk/images?biw=&q=red+subaru&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Originally posted by fingerfun
WOOOooWW... look here there's loads of them for you... :)
http://images.google.co.uk/images?biw=&q=red+subaru&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

No, stop please.
For what ever I've done I'm sorry. Honest.

Crunchie, are you from some government agency?
MI5, MI6?
Is this some sort of insiduous mental torture; plant a seed and see just how far it grows without any substance.

You are aren't you? Go on admit it.
You thought you'd getaway with it didn't you?
OK, who you working for?

:suspect: :suspect:

If it`s any help I saw a blue one last thursday.

Originally posted by vanjon
If it`s any help I saw a blue one last thursday.

Help, help who needs help?
You saying I need help?

:help: :help: :help:

its always flying around parson cross at night
and no i don't know you star

its a r reg i think

I quite like the green ones with gold alloys. Can't remember if I've ever seen one in Parson Cross, but I did once see a really nice one in Sunderland. I'm sure that will be of help to you Crunchie

Originally posted by libuse
I quite like the green ones with gold alloys. Can't remember if I've ever seen one in Parson Cross, but I did once see a really nice one in Sunderland. I'm sure that will be of help to you Crunchie

When I lived in the North East no one could afford Scoobys, instead the thing that was all the rage were old bikes.

Every time I went to Horden or Easington there would be some old bloke shoving a bike with three sacks of coal on, from the beach at Horden

I think they are safe from crunchies nosey survey though.

Originally posted by crunchie
its always flying around parson cross at night
and no i don't know you star

its a r reg i think crunchie, am I right in thinking that you actually DO NOT have a reason for wanting to know who the driver is, apart from the fact that you've seen this vehicle being driven around where you live, and you're just being downright nosy.....several people have asked you why, and you just don't seem to be able to answer?

:loopy: :suspect: :loopy: :suspect: :loopy:

I saw a black sierra driving round the other day!

Surprised? - Thought you would be! :lol:

why this double posted I don't know? Must be a twitch on my mouse finger or something

i want to know the driver is for personal reasons

i just thought someone somewhere will know this guy

someone must know him??

:confused: :gag: :confused: :confused:

OK IT MIGHT BE ME

I HAVE A RED SUBARU
I AM ASIAN
AND I HAVE FEW MATES THAT LIVE ON THE 'X' SO YES I WOULD HAVE REASONS FOR DRIVING AROUND THERE!

SO WHAT NEXT????

I have to admit - its impressive to see any car round Parson Cross - (well - any car that isn't burnt out)

The inferance is that Crunchie is wanting a "quiet word" in the ear of the driver.

That's how I'm reading it anyway. Hence him not telling ya.

Originally posted by star
OK IT MIGHT BE ME

I HAVE A RED SUBARU
I AM ASIAN
AND I HAVE FEW MATES THAT LIVE ON THE 'X' SO YES I WOULD HAVE REASONS FOR DRIVING AROUND THERE!

SO WHAT NEXT????

NEXT you can fix your cap locks key and stop shouting.

This has got to be the most weirdest or damn close to weird thread ever. What is the point of this ?

What is it all about? Do you have a crush on the car or the driver ? Do you a grievance against the car or driver ?

Whatever it is. This thread is intriguing and offers a lot of humour value.

BTW - Can somebody help. Have you seen a black vehicle with a sign "For Hire" driving around Nether Edge. It has been past my house for the 20th time today.

very true!

its a supid thread!

and i still don't know who 'crunchie' is!

joker

Im thinking he plans to kill the driver, but is just asking if anyone knows him incase he's quite a big lad - he's only seen him sitting down in his car so far???? :confused:

C'mon Crunchie - Tell us WHY you want to know!! ('personal reasons' dont count!)

Has this person annoyed you?
Is it your car, and he's nicked it?
Are you planning to kill him?

Answer the bloody question! :mad:

The fact that he's not saying anything is the threat itself, IMO....

not a very good one, granted, but a threat.

How about a prize for the most original reason why crunchie may want / need to know who the driver is?

Who's going to start us off?

BoroughGal, any ideas?

Originally posted by PhilipB
How about a prize for the most original reason why crunchie may want / need to know who the driver is?

Who's going to start us off?

BoroughGal, any ideas?

Could be on a private plate & he/she wants to see if the owner would like to sell?

I love this thread, it rocks! :headbang:

Originally posted by sccsux
Could be on a private plate & he/she wants to see if the owner would like to sell?

Nah, too above board.

Maybe he thinks he's seen his girlfriend in the passenger seat and................................

OK, someone take it from there.

I think he/she just fancies the driver and wants to get jiggy wi' 'em.

By the way, welcome to the forum HazyJane

Originally posted by PhilipB
How about a prize for the most original reason why crunchie may want / need to know who the driver is?

Who's going to start us off?

BoroughGal, any ideas?

He's after a new cam shaft for his own green Subaru and wants to know who supplied & fitted the mystery red Subaru's....?


EDIT: not knowing owt about cars, what IS a cam shaft and WOULD a Subaru have one?

Originally posted by BoroughGal
He's after a new cam shaft for his own green Subaru and wants to know who supplied & fitted the mystery red Subaru's....?

That the best you can come up with BGal?
Shame on you, where's your romance, there's no soul in a camshaft, not that I'm aware of anyway.

Unleeeeeees, he fancies the local camshaft fitters girlfriend?
Or, there's a blackmarket in camshafts.
Or, there's an Arab Prince paying good money to stock his harem with Red Subaru camshaft fitters girlfriends.

Bet that's it.

Cracked it.

Now where did I put the tablets that nice doctor gave me today?
:loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Originally posted by PhilipB
By the way, welcome to the forum HazyJane

Thank you!
Now I think I'd best toddle off and read the rules before I say or do anything I shouldn't!

Just to keep this post on topic, perhaps crunchie admires the driver's hair do and wants to ask where they get it done?

Originally posted by PhilipB
That the best you can come up with BGal?


It was the best I could come up with, but now you've made me feel ashamed... so - what about....

Crunchies wife is having a mad, passionate affair with a rich, attractive Hollywood A-lister - an A-lister with a Red Subaru and relatives on the Cross....

He's hired a private detective to ascertain these facts and now he wants to hire a hit man to take the driver out, but first, he has to find out the A-listers name...

Is is Tom Cruise? Is it George Clooney? Brad Pitt? Julia Roberts?

And where would you go if you needed the answers to these questions? Of course! Sheffield Forum!

What else would it be?

Originally posted by BoroughGal
It was the best I could come up with, but now you've made me feel ashamed... so - what about....

Crunchies wife is having a mad, passionate affair with a rich, attractive Hollywood A-lister - an A-lister with a Red Subaru and relatives on the Cross....

He's hired a private detective to ascertain these facts and now he wants to hire a hit man to take the driver out, but first, he has to find out the A-listers name...

Is is Tom Cruise? Is it George Clooney? Brad Pitt? Julia Roberts?

And where would you go if you needed the answers to these questions? Of course! Sheffield Forum!

What else would it be?

I am helpless wth laughter.
The neighbours are wondering what's up.
Thanks for some brightness on a grey day.

Granma

Dunno what you're laughing at Gramma, IT'S TRUE!!!!

I have it on good authority from an old B-lister I know... honest...

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by BODBOD


I think I know this BODBOD chap.. I might be wrong but I think he might have been saying hello to me there.....

I'll teach him how to post on threads when I ascertain it is who I think it is......

(I might be wrong, if so, welcome, and sowwwy!)

I have just sat and read the whole thread and I am crying with laughter! The whole thing seems pointless but has been great for entertainment factor!


:clap: :clap: :clap: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

crunchie - sorry for this, but you seem slightly away with the fairies!

:loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Originally posted by Granma
I am helpless wth laughter.
The neighbours are wondering what's up.
Thanks for some brightness on a grey day.

Granma

What's there to laugh about?

Can't see anything funny in this?

I agree with BGal, the driver's got to be taken out.
Ah but what with?
Easy, that's where the camshaft fitter comes in isn't BGal?

The camshaft fitters girlfriend is in league with crunchie, she lures him (the fitter) away to exotic Heeley Bottom for a pie and pea supper (who could resist) plus extras and uses the honey trap.

Compromising photos in the back seat of a red Suberu, the works.
He agrees to fix the brakes (he does brakes in his spare time when he's not fitting camshafts) so that the first time THE red Suberu is at Manor Top, he finishes up in't canal basin.

Simple, just like that nice doctor said I was earlier.

Now was it 2 or 22 tablets I'd got to take?

:loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Can someone please explain to me what this thread is really ment to be about?? Im starting to have nightmares where there are hundreds of vigilante mobs all wearing sf-t shirts carrying baseball bats looking for this famous Red Subara.........
I live on the cross and it cant be true....... can it???? with wheels on.... Not on the cross, they strip'em not fit'em!:hihi:

Although....I could put you in touch with someone who could offer you a good deal on one:thumbsup: :hihi: :heyhey:

Originally posted by madowl
Can someone please explain to me what this thread is really ment to be about?? Im starting to have nightmares where there are hundreds of vigilante mobs all wearing sf-t shirts carrying baseball bats looking for this famous Red Subara.........
I live on the cross and it cant be true....... can it???? with wheels on.... Not on the cross, they strip'em not fit'em!:hihi:

Although....I could put you in touch with someone who could offer you a good deal on one:thumbsup: :hihi: :heyhey:

Subaru? Red? WITH wheels? AND camshaft? On't X?

Do ya' really think we're goin to fall for that one?

One born every minute.

Ask BoroughGal for the reason behind this thread, she's the one who knows about the Brad Pitt taking out the driver with a camshaft.
Don't ask me.
I'm only supposed to be drawin' wi' crayons anyway.
:loopy:

i saw him again today!

i want to know his name? or where he is from?

BUT WHY?!!! Various people have asked you time and again, but you are not forthcoming - do you fancy him or something?

Originally posted by crunchie
i saw him again today!

i want to know his name? or where he is from?

Im now switching sides to be with the driver - I want to kill crunchie.

do you know I think you are right - he has had plenty of time to answer the question, I think he is just winding us up and seeing how long it will last.. I myself am giving up now - couldn't give a **** about crunchie, a **** about the subaru driver or a **** about whether crunchie gets it now!

ok

i want to know who he is cos i fancy him!

now please help me

Next time you see him throw yourself under the wheels,there is a 1 in 10 chance he will stop !:thumbsup:

Originally posted by crunchie
ok

i want to know who he is cos i fancy him!

now please help me

Yay! I was right! Now where's me prize?

Originally posted by crunchie
ok

i want to know who he is cos i fancy him!

now please help me

This was only posted after Juicyb125 suggested it.

Not totally convinced, you not in league with HazyJane to win a prize?

Oh and Juicyb125, don't believe you're giving up on this, reckon you're addicted, just see how hard you can fight it, you won't win.

Crunchie, looks like none of us know - perhaps therefore, it is time to take out an advert in The Star...or even an announcement on local radio or even Look North.

Good Luck!

Pleeeeeese keep us informed!!!

WELL I WANT TO JOIN I HAVE A RED SUBURU NOT I AM 15 SO ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY SO ALL OF YOU SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by LUCIFER109
WELL I WANT TO JOIN I HAVE A RED SUBURU NOT I AM 15 SO ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY SO ALL OF YOU SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!


Ooooooooooooooooooh
:roll: :roll:

Welcome to the thread Lucifer109.
You meant to be shouting or reckon we're all hard of hearing.
Maybe it's those widebore pipes you find on Suburus?


There was a red Suburu ont' 'Cross;
Whose owner was simply the boss;
Our crunchie did moan;
'Cos this one he didn't own;
And nobody was bothered a toss!!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Originally posted by LUCIFER109
WELL I WANT TO JOIN I HAVE A RED SUBURU NOT I AM 15 SO ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY SO ALL OF YOU SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Uh?

Anyway, I think this whole thread is a viral marketing campaign for a new film. The plot of which goes something like this:

Boy buys red subaru. Boy drives Red Subaru around for a bit, spots young girl, romance blossoms. But NO! Red Subaru is stolen by an evil wizard, who demands the girl is handed over so that he can cast spells on her to turn her into a pair of furry dice for his own beloved car (a blue Ford Sierra). However, boy finds out where evil wizard lives by asking on internet forum (see how clever the plot is?) and retrieves Red Subaru after a battle involving chopsticks, magic wands, custard pies and twigs. Boy and girl drive off into sunset on Parson(s) Cross... Credits roll.

Originally posted by Greenback
Uh?

Anyway, I think this whole thread is a viral marketing campaign for a new film. The plot of which goes something like this:

Boy buys red subaru. Boy drives Red Subaru around for a bit, spots young girl, romance blossoms. But NO! Red Subaru is stolen by an evil wizard, who demands the girl is handed over so that he can cast spells on her to turn her into a pair of furry dice for his own beloved car (a blue Ford Sierra). However, boy finds out where evil wizard lives by asking on internet forum (see how clever the plot is?) and retrieves Red Subaru after a battle involving chopsticks, magic wands, custard pies and twigs. Boy and girl drive off into sunset on Parson(s) Cross... Credits roll.

Very clever Greenback except for one glaringly obvious error in your scenario.

The sun never sets ont' 'Cross.
:nono: :nono:

Originally posted by PhilipB
Very clever Greenback except for one glaringly obvious error in your scenario.

The sun never sets ont' 'Cross.
:nono: :nono:

I don't get the feeling that this is the kind of film that would scrimp on the special effects, do you? :rolleyes:

If we're talking about furry dice and a Ford Sierra then not sure they'll be any effects at all let alone special ones.

crunchie send me a pm

and we'll meet up!

lol lol

Originally posted by star
crunchie send me a pm

and we'll meet up!

lol lol

Heard of some chat up routines, but by 'eck this one takes the biscuit.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Originally posted by star
crunchie send me a pm

and we'll meet up!

lol lol

Can we all be there when you do?


:clap:

Originally posted by star
crunchie send me a pm

and we'll meet up!

lol lol

Star seems to be after a date;
With our crunchie it may be too late;
Cos a red Suburu;
Has come into view;
And for chrunchie that just has to be fate.
:clap: :clap:

lol lol

funny guy's!

this crunchie does seem to be rather wierd though!!!

but its friday today and i've got a that crunchie feeling!

Just exactly what have you got Crunchie feeling?!?

Crunchies melt on your tongue, ya know.....?

:heyhey:

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Crunchies melt on your tongue, ya know.....?

:heyhey:

Any evidence of this ;)

Sorry but I've had about enough of this now.
Please, can we get back to the reason for this thread.

It is not for the likes of BoroughGal or star or anyone else for that matter to turn this into some sort of sideshow.
THIS IS SERIOUS.

There's poor chrunchie worrying himself sick.
Oh yes he may appear to be bluffing it out but beneath that "couldn't care less" exterior do you not realise he's tormented beyond measure.

Quite simply no one has yet been able to tell him who the owner of that red Suburu is and he's GOT to know.
It is inconceivable that someone has the tremerity(nice word) to drive one of these ont' X and not let him know.

So please can we all calm down and think how we can help.


I've got to stop now 'cos the ward I'm in is usually locked and I shouldn't be out. Just sneaked into the office to post this. Please don't report me, the doctor said as a treat I could watch Emmerdale but then it's medication time.

:loopy: :suspect: :loopy: :suspect: :loopy: :suspect:

For Christ's sake 'Red Subaru Driver', own up!!!!!

All crunchie wants is his shammy leather back........and an apology for driving off before he'd finished cleaning your windscreen.:(

I wonder how long this thread can gp on for. Is there a world record to be broken for the longest running forum thread !!!!

If we do find the driver of the red suburu and crunchie meets him/her. It will be Sheffield's own version of Sleepless in Seatle I think.

Doing my part to break the world record anyway.

There's a pretty blue one near us with go-faster flames and gold wheels that I noticed yesterday. Wouldn't you like to transfer your affections to that one crunchie hun? Or is your obsession exclusive to The One?

My grandma lives on Margetson Drive and has a red Scooby........mystery solved. Sorry Crunchie but she's married to my grandad!!!!

mirabilis dictu, I saw a car at Woodseats today .. not a red Subaru but worthy of its place on this thread ...

actually it was holographic blue with gold wheels .... like a vehicular xmas decoration ... :P

We have do something more to help crunchie. I've an idea...... :idea:

SupraSteve is getting a silver Toyota Supra. It arrives by shipment from Japan on Wednesday. crunchie could go under cover and drive around Parson Cross with Suprasteve in search of the red Subaru driver.

Well.... it might solve the mystery, and finally put this thread to bed - before I go insane! :headbang:

Originally posted by rubydazzler
mirabilis dictu, I saw a car at Woodseats today .. not a red Subaru but worthy of its place on this thread ...

actually it was holographic blue with gold wheels .... like a vehicular xmas decoration ... :P

Could we have seen the same one Ruby? Should we start a thread entitled 'Blue subaru alert in south Sheffield' to see if anyone else has seen it too?

I can't believe I'm on my way to bed and I'm posting on this innane thread :help:

Originally posted by SHsheff
Could we have seen the same one Ruby? Should we start a thread entitled 'Blue subaru alert in south Sheffield' to see if anyone else has seen it too?

I can't believe I'm on my way to bed and I'm posting on this innane thread :help:

I think I've just seen the very one - drove past my house in Lowfield (South Sheffield) not 5 mins ago. Couldn't make out who the driver was though. Anyone else noticed?

Not quite sure what this thread is about but my mate's got a blue Land Rover if that's of any help?

I was in Parsons Cross a few weeks ago in a green Laguna, didn't see any red Subarus though, but I'll come back and have a look now, I'm intrigued.

Besides, I get bored here, and it only takes about an hour and a half, maybe a bit more, to get back to Sheffield at this time of night so say 4 hours plus an hour driving round. I should be back home in time for a lie in as it is Sunday after all.

Might even come up in a blue STi, just to have something to talk about if I bump into another Subaru driver. :wink:

:D guess it's not mine then :D

Red Impreza (R reg classic shape turbo) spotted in Rotherham last night. First time I've seen a red one in the Sheffield region.

Perhaps he realised he (assuming it was a 'he' - couldnt tell) was being stalked and moved to Rotherham?

Originally posted by Lurch
I should be back home in time for a lie in as it is Sunday after all.

Well, didn't see any red Subarus but I did have a bit of a lie in so a success overall I think.

I think I have the answer to the question peeps....

In this (http://www.propagandamatrix.com/articles/july2005/090705bombscare.htm) article, it mentions that police were stopping red Subarus in the Sheffield area in connection with the bomb scare in town last week (look at the paragraph just under the picture of the bus...).

Crunchie is obviously undercover MI5 trying to secure the safety of us native Sheffielders, and should indeed be thanked for his efforts, not ridiculed.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
I think I have the answer to the question peeps....

In this (http://www.propagandamatrix.com/articles/july2005/090705bombscare.htm) article, it mentions that police were stopping red Subarus in the Sheffield area in connection with the bomb scare in town last week (look at the paragraph just under the picture of the bus...).

Crunchie is obviously undercover MI5 trying to secure the safety of us native Sheffielders, and should indeed be thanked for his efforts, not ridiculed.

BoroughGal, I said this on the 1st of July but no one believed me.
It's my contention that I've been put away 'cos I stumbled on some massive secret operation and the red Suburu was just a ploy.

Just as a point of interest, what if chrunchie is colour blind???????
Does he know his Suberus from his Ford Fiestas? Can he tell the difference between a Renault and a Reliant?

We've only HIS word on this, who's controlling him? Who does he report to?
:huh: :huh:

Originally posted by PhilipB

We've only HIS word on this, who's controlling him? Who does he report to?

My guess is Geoff.

anyone know where I could get a WRX engine and wiring loom?

from a rear ended scooby ideally.

please mail me! fanx! :)

Originally posted by PhilipB

Just as a point of interest, what if crunchie is colour blind???????


This notion deserves further consideration.

In the UK, men are more prone to colour blindness than women. Also, the usual colour blindness is the red-green spectrum. Ipso facto, crunchie may think he is looking for a red subura, but in fact it is green!

crunchie - when did you last get your eyes tested :?

no i am not colour blind

and its definatly a red subaru impreza with gold wheels

there is a possiblity it may be star actually or maybe spyro

Originally posted by crunchie
there is a possiblity it may be star actually or maybe spyro

It aint me son, My Subaru is red, but doesnt have gold alloys :)

Originally posted by crunchie
no i am not colour blind

and its definatly a red subaru impreza with gold wheels

But you avoided answering the question about when you last got your eyes tested. You're not in denial are you? :heyhey:

Is Crunchie a girl or a boy?

There is quite a presumption that crunchie is a he, but wouldn't it be logical to assume that anyone named after a chocolate bar would be a girl?

:confused:

Which means that girl sees boy driving past in red sporty car and is impressed by the big broom broom sound it makes. Has a look at boy and thinks he is not that bad to look at so thinks that the forum is as good a place as any to find said boy.....

Aaaah! PROBLEM! - boy is too busy doing broom broom things to actually spend time on the forum, so is totally unaware of unrequited love thing going on, and the presence of the VERY LONG red subaru alert thread.

Originally posted by Juicyb125
Is Crunchie a girl or a boy?

There is quite a presumption that crunchie is a he, but wouldn't it be logical to assume that anyone named after a chocolate bar would be a girl?

:confused:

I am so disappointed in myself!

Despite earlier attempts to leave this thread I have to admit that I am now addicted. :loopy:

Mind you half the battle of beating an addiction is actually admitting you have it! :help: all you've done now is made me think of eating crunchies,the bar that is,now im addicted :P

Sorry! changed my reply - still disappointed in myself, but hopefully a solutions is getting nearer :hihi:

I'm Spartacus! Err... I mean, I've got a red Subaru. Except it's disguised as a white Saab 900.

I think I've only ever seen blue Scoobies. Could this be the first sign of colour blindness?

Originally posted by Juicyb125
wouldn't it be logical to assume that anyone named after a chocolate bar would be a girl?
Don't let my mate Yorkie hear you say that.

Originally posted by DanSumption
Don't let my mate Yorkie hear you say that.

Is she quite hard then?

Originally posted by Juicyb125
Sorry! changed my reply - still disappointed in myself, but hopefully a solutions is getting nearer :hihi:

Said you couldn't stay away ages ago.

Might as well face it
You're addicted to .........................what exactly?

HOWEVER think that you might have just touched a nerve.

Red Suburu, more or less a red sports car, yeah?
Well known fact that these are substitutes for a phallus in cases of men who have small male appendages.
(Got a grey Laguna myself)

Soooooooooo is that it chrunchie?

Go on admit it.
You're among friends who won't laugh, will still have the highest regard for you but you have to first face facts.
Just post on this thread :
"I'm chrunchie and I've got a little willy"
:roll: :wink: :roll: :wink:

Originally posted by PhilipB
Said you couldn't stay away ages ago.

Might as well face it
You're addicted to .........................what exactly?

Originally posted by PhilipB
"I'm chrunchie and I've got a little willy"
:roll: :wink: :roll: :wink:

LOL I wondered how long it would be before you noticed I had come back!

Crunchie is a girl methinks so she wouldn't have a willy but the asian boy in the red broom broom probably has a very small willy indeed! Big broom broom little pee pee!:heyhey:

Nope, chrunchie is a boy looking for something that's not there.
He's searching for his beloved missing 6" masquerading in the form of a wide bore exhaust pipe attatched to ......

ahhhhhhhhhhh sod it.

My turn now Juicyb, as Monty Python would say, this has all got rather silly.

I'm off this thread, never to return.

Bye cruel chrunchie, hope you see red Suburus in front of your eyes.

Originally posted by PhilipB


ahhhhhhhhhhh sod it.

My turn now Juicyb, as Monty Python would say, this has all got rather silly.

I'm off this thread, never to return.



Yes so you say - but I bet you cannot stop yourself from coming back - maybe just to see how many pages it has reached or whether :

to the sound of music and sun setting in the background crunchie runs in slow motion into the arms of Mr Red Subaru driver with small pee pee!

Either way - you will be back, even if you don't post - it gets you like that!

TTFN:wave:

i've sent cruchie a pm but no reply yet!!! lol lol

Originally posted by star
i've sent cruchie a pm but no reply yet!!! lol lol

Has yours got Gold Alloys Star?