HazyJane - you didn't say where you lived though! :surprised: Anyone else got a sighting of it yet?

STOP PRESS

just seen a red sabaru go past my window at high speed in the direction of sheffield :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

p.s. I live near Hull

What the...... where's all this window cleaning stif come from? redrobbo seems to have been making it up as I can't see the original posts anywhere. Did you quote them from another thread, about a window cleaner maybe?

btw, can't remember when I last saw my window cleaner, might have to check on that one, I know he's got a black jacket.

Originally posted by redrobbo
HazyJane - you didn't say where you lived though! :surprised:

Of course I didn't. There's weirdos on that there internet. :suspect:

Originally posted by HazyJane
Of course I didn't. There's weirdos on that there internet. :suspect:

and most on this thread! :hihi:

What's happened to this thread....I was having such a good laugh when I caught up with (on a about a weekly basis), but now, with all those posts missing, it just seems nonsensical....why have all those posts been deleted (or hidden)?

:loopy: :confused: :loopy: :confused: :loopy:

Originally posted by Ann_x
why have all those posts been deleted (or hidden)? :loopy:
What posts?

Originally posted by Ann_x
What's happened to this thread....I was having such a good laugh when I caught up with (on a about a weekly basis), but now, with all those posts missing, it just seems nonsensical....why have all those posts been deleted (or hidden)?

:loopy: :confused: :loopy: :confused: :loopy:

Er....if you're reading Redrobbo, He's been quoting from other threads!

Think he's probably gone to lie down now with a nice soothing ice pack ;)

Originally posted by Lurch
What the...... where's all this window cleaning stif come from? redrobbo seems to have been making it up as I can't see the original posts anywhere. Did you quote them from another thread, about a window cleaner maybe?

btw, can't remember when I last saw my window cleaner, might have to check on that one, I know he's got a black jacket.

Our window cleaner's due soon. If it turns out that by chance he or a close friend or relative or maybe someone he knows or even lives nearish to has a red scooby, should I post that news on this thread? Or shall I first find out if he also cleans on the Cross? And, he's not Asian. I'm sure of that one. Does that count him out of a namecheck on here? Is it right to count someone out purely because they're not Asian ?



:confused:

Originally posted by SHsheff
Our window cleaner's due soon. If it turns out that by chance he or a close friend or relative or maybe someone he knows or even lives nearish to has a red scooby, should I post that news on this thread? Or shall I first find out if he also cleans on the Cross? And, he's not Asian. I'm sure of that one. Does that count him out of a namecheck on here? Is it right to count someone out purely because they're not Asian ?



:confused:

You shouldnt count anyone out of the equation. When this person was seen driving around, they 'appeared' to be asian, doesnt mean they are asian. Just look at that suspected bomber, he was 'assumed' to be asian, turned out to be Brazilian.

p.s. keep to topic, im not trying to turn this into a terrorist thread, was just using it as an example. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by spyro2000
You shouldnt count anyone out of the equation. When this person was seen driving around, they 'appeared' to be asian, doesnt mean they are asian. Just look at that suspected bomber, he was 'assumed' to be asian, turned out to be Brazilian.

p.s. keep to topic, im not trying to turn this into a terrorist thread, was just using it as an example. :thumbsup:


Ahhhhhhhh *drags the topic quickly back onto window cleaners and scooby drivers*..................

Maybe crunchie's driver just APPEARED to be Asian, in which case it would be ok to register my window cleaner's knowledge of scoobies, as long as he could appear to be Asian? Ie, on a dark night, behind tinted windows...............how sure is crunchie about the appearance of this driver, anyway???????

I think we should be told.

:heyhey:

Originally posted by SHsheff
Ahhhhhhhh *drags the topic quickly back onto window cleaners and scooby drivers*..................

Maybe crunchie's driver just APPEARED to be Asian, in which case it would be ok to register my window cleaner's knowledge of scoobies, as long as he could appear to be Asian? Ie, on a dark night, behind tinted windows...............how sure is crunchie about the appearance of this driver, anyway???????

I think we should be told.

:heyhey:

hehe exactly SHsheff, nobody can be ruled out as ANYBODY can 'appear' to be asian behind tinted windows, so everyone is under suspiscion.

Ah, hang on then, does that mean that my green Laguna estate could appear to look like a red scooby under certain conditions? Maybe the shade of lights in the cross made it look like that?

I'm selling my car, and becoming a window cleaner.

Originally posted by Lurch
Ah, hang on then, does that mean that my green Laguna estate could appear to look like a red scooby under certain conditions? Maybe the shade of lights in the cross made it look like that?

I'm selling my car, and becoming a window cleaner.

Would you go round the back of our house too? Cos the current one only does the front.............. but if you sell your car, then you won't be able to drive a scooby.

:confused:

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
Er....if you're reading Redrobbo, He's been quoting from other threads!

Think he's probably gone to lie down now with a nice soothing ice pack ;)

Yep, I was having a really good lie down, with a nice soothing ice pack, after taking my regular medication.
It didn't help though - I dreamt of red subarus.......and brown ladas*!

* If you haven't seen it yet - look up the 'brown lada alert in sheffield' thread folks!

Originally posted by redrobbo
Yep, I was having a really good lie down, with a nice soothing ice pack, after taking my regular medication.
It didn't help though - I dreamt of red subarus.......and brown ladas*!

* If you haven't seen it yet - look up the 'brown lada alert in sheffield' thread folks!

There Red...you sound much better after that nice lie down!

But there is one thing concerning me.......do you think it's possible XPaddyX (?) fancies the occupants of the brown Lada?

I must run over there and check

I think we should start an SF Motor dating agency........;)

Take your pick of the driver or the car for a date :heyhey:

Originally posted by Splodge_CRB
There Red...you sound much better after that nice lie down!

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Thank you Splodge_CRB. I do appreciate your concern. I am indeed feeling much better after my nice lie down.

I think the Mods should post a Health Warning on this thread. It has had some very strange effects on me, as well as on other posters......

Originally posted by MelonAngel
I dreamt about this thread last night!

But dreaming of the red subaru is the least of some posters worries - just look at how PhilipB's health gradually deteriorated........

Originally posted by PhilipB
You're lucky, I'm starting to live this bl**dy thread.
Believe it or not I'm looking out for red Subarus and I'm 450 miles away.

Originally posted by PhilipB
Help, help who needs help? You saying I need help?

Originally posted by PhilipB
Now where did I put the tablets that nice doctor gave me today?

Originally posted by PhilipB
Simple, just like that nice doctor said I was earlier. Now was it 2 or 22 tablets I'd got to take?

Originally posted by PhilipB
I've got to stop now 'cos the ward I'm in is usually locked and I shouldn't be out. Just sneaked into the office to post this. Please don't report me, the doctor said as a treat I could watch Emmerdale but then it's medication time.

PhilipB has now gone on holiday to Italy to recouperate. I am sure that all forummers wish him a speedy recovery. I'm also sure that when he is feeling better, he will be back on this thread, so, if you're reading this now Phil - do be careful, we don't want you having a relapse.

Clearly, this thread is addictive, as one poster discovered as he slipped into his jim-jams.....
Originally posted by SHsheff
I can't believe I'm on my way to bed and I'm posting on this innane thread :help:

But then, look at the serious effect that reading this thread has had on another poster.....

Originally posted by Juicyb125
You crack me up!
and then.....

Originally posted by Juicyb125
it is very serious - some of us are starting to lose our minds!:|
and then.......

Originally posted by justine125
got home and ......had to recreate myself!

Yes readers! Did you spot the name change? As I observed at the time......

Originally posted by redrobbo
Has reading this thread caused justine125, (aka known as juicyb125) to have a split personality?

But it is reassuring to know that professional advice is available, from our resident qualified psychiatrist......

Originally posted by MTheo
seek help....coz your barking

Also, one poster developed murderous intentions......

Originally posted by floyd77
Im now switching sides to be with the driver - I want to kill crunchie.

And one poster, somewhat embarrassingly, lost control of her bladder function........

Originally posted by HazyJane
Oh my god! I just peed my pants!

And, lastly, after reading this thread, one poster has been driven to undertake a career change......

Originally posted by Lurch
Ah, hang on then, does that mean that my green Laguna estate could appear to look like a red scooby under certain conditions? Maybe the shade of lights in the cross made it look like that? I'm selling my car, and becoming a window cleaner.

Oh yes, this thread really ought to come with a Health Warning. But, I have to go now, because.....once more -

Originally posted by redrobbo
It's clearly time for my medication.

:hihi: :heyhey:

Hehe absolute class Robbo. Im just glad ive no longer got my Red Scooby, I can imagine all the forummers trying to have a look in my car to see whos driving.

oh btw, I saw a Scooby earlier. it was Silver, but if someone was wearing red tinted glasses it could have looked red, so maybe that was the one we are after, who knows :heyhey:

i'm still trying to sell mine, getting loads of idiots wanting test drives! lol

might have to try the spyro tactic! lol

Originally posted by star
i'm still trying to sell mine, getting loads of idiots wanting test drives! lol

might have to try the spyro tactic! lol

lol, always ask them to show you the money before you give test drives. You get punks who have no plans on even buying the car, just want to drive a scooby.

Originally posted by star
i'm still trying to sell mine, getting loads of idiots wanting test drives! lol

might have to try the spyro tactic! lol

star you got them pics?? and goss :heyhey:

Suggestion: how about brown lada and red subaru merging in to one and then we can say they got married and produced lots of little minis. :hihi: :headbang:

ok, ok - back from my weekend away, nice and rested ..... so what did I miss?:suspect:

hee hee - been reading your posts redrobbo and having a good laugh - how are you now you have had your medication? - I have morphed back into juicyb125! So maybe we are finding a little bit of sanity on this Tuesday evening....

So... anyone seen the red subaru lately - you know the one with the gold trims and a maybe asian behind some tinted windows?

Crunchie - are we looking for someone with ladders on their roof or not? and what do you think of my novelty hand idea for attracting attention when he is zooming past? Not forgetting the scooby light, pigeons and maybe indian smoke signals to let you know he is coming! :D

Pigeons! What's this about pigeons Juicyb125? How can pigeons help find the red scooby driver? Unless we're now looking for a red scooby, with gold trims, tinted windows, Asian driver, up on Parson Cross, and covered in pigeon muck?! :gag:

Oh and glad you have morphed back into yourself Juicyb125. I was getting very worried about your split personality!

Red

Originally posted by spyro2000
You get punks who have no plans on even buying the car, just want to drive a scooby.
I just want to drive a scooby :D

Originally posted by DanSumption
I just want to drive a scooby :D

My boy wants me to organise a test drive just so he can drive past all his mates' houses in one......

Boys and their toys!

:P

Originally posted by redrobbo
Pigeons! What's this about pigeons Juicyb125? How can pigeons help find the red scooby driver?

Well I thought all you Northerners had pigeons or was that just a generalisation spread down south?! :wink:

I thought if everyone let off a pigeon as the scooby went past then crunchie could follow the route and track the scooby down!

Then wilma and freddie .... oops got lost there on the wrong scooby!

Anyway isn't it a brown lada we are looking for now? :confused:

Originally posted by Juicyb125
I thought if everyone let off a pigeon as the scooby went past then crunchie could follow the route and track the scooby down!

Then wilma and freddie .... oops got lost there on the wrong scooby!
And you would have got away with it if it weren't for us meddling kids!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Nice one! Always hated scrappy though - so unnecessary!

OK, been away for a break, Rome, well someone's got to go.
What didn't I see when over there?

Yep, you guessed it, not a single Subaru.
Asked everywhere.

In the Colosseum? No chance, some American said he'd seen one "back home" but don't reckon that's the one.

Forum (ancient Roman one that is), forget it. You couldn't drive anything on those cobbles unless you broke an axle. Did ask a Japanese bloke but, and this is the hardest part to believe, he said he'd never even heard of Parson Cross!!
That I do find suspicious.

Had an idea, very rarely does it happen but this one I thought was a sure fire winner.
Dragged the other half to see the big boss guy, you know, Pope fella.
Went up to his place, have to admit, very, very nice.
Not the usual sort of property you'd expect to find in Sheffield 5 but did have a certain "old world charm" about it.

Went inside and asked to see him, would you believe it he's away on holiday. Bl**dy cheek I thought but undetered asked one of his pals, nice grey haired guy wearing this years fashion statement.
He listened and I explained everything this thread has been about and, said he was a nice guy, he called over one of his mates, this one in a very smart suit, white shirt, shades the lot.
Took me by the arm, all this time herselfs doing the touristy bit, and led me to a quiet room.

That's when it got a bit nasty.
This suit asked me all manner of questions about "il Subaru". Asked if chrunchie was his (or her) real name, who was this redrobbo character and was Juicyb125 some sort of moll.

Was obvious that I'd get nowhere with him, after all I wanted the Pope guy to sort this out for us, he could have put a word in upstairs and before you could say United, it'd all be sorted.

I told him I had to be going 'cos a) he was a useless prat, b) why couldn't he ask a question without looking in a mirror and combing his hair, c) didn't like the way he referred to SheffieldForum (accompanied by a spit on the floor) d) said he wouldn't recognise a Subaru if it bit him in the arse 'cos he was used to poxy little Fiats e) I knew for certain that Paulo Maldeni was a 100% shirt lifter f) did a Basil Fawlty, yes I mentioned the war. Reminded him that the Italians wore plimsolls during the war so they could run away faster and g) finally lost it altogether, said that as far as I was concerned his town wasn't a patch on Sheffield and if they wanted to give the world an enema then they'd stick the tube in Rome 'cos it was an arsehole of a place.

Now for someone born and bred in Sheffield Park District I'm sure you'll agree that this was quite diplomatic and civilised. However it seems that your average Italian isn't used to being spoken to like this.

Now in my youth I've been asked to leave parties, pubs and girls bedrooms but never would I have thought that I'd be requested to leave St Peters in Rome.
With the aid of a few of his pals he showed me the door and passed one or two comments about my parentage, which I took to be non too complimentary

So ladies and gents, I'm sorry but my quest to solve this thread has been to no avail.
Apart from getting quite a few of you on various lists of undesirables in the Vatican City. Sorry about that.
Oh Litha, they were very interested in you, kept crossing themselves when I mentioned runes and stuff like that. If any swarthy Italians try to get in touch just deny everything. Unless I've done you a favour in which case don't forget me, please.

:clap: :clap: :clap: Welcome back PhilipB! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Shame you couldn't find il subaru, but maybe Rome was a little too cultured for our crunchie!

But good to have you back!:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Juicyb125
:clap: :clap: :clap: Welcome back PhilipB! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Shame you couldn't find il subaru, but maybe Rome was a little too cultured for our crunchie!

But good to have you back!:thumbsup:

Thanks Juicyb.
Good to be back in the real world of this thread again!!

Not so sure it is real! but hey - who needs real?

The red subaru alert seems to have slowed down somewhat - not getting much call from crunchie - maybe he has found his red subaru and a match has been made in heaven?! :rolleyes:

We need someone (ie you) to give it a kick start again or maybe it has had it's day and we should move on to new threads... poor red subaru, left lonely and dejected - what is a thread to do when it is no longer wanted?!:(

I'm still recovering from the most exciting thing that happened to me!
Just when I thought it couldn't get any more exciting that having one of these mythical red scoobies drive past my house too!

Ladies and gentlemen....

I FOLLOWED AN ACTUAL REAL READ SCOOBY THROUGH WOODHOUSE YESTERDAY!!!!

It had tinted windows, but reports of whether the occupants were of Asian appearance are unconfirmed.
It was last seen turning right at Coisley Hill roundabout, up Mosborough Parkway. WITHOUT INDICATING!!!

Fantastic HazyJane - now the question is, what do you think could have been the best method whilst in your car to let everyone else know?

It can't be the pigeons as you obviously don't transport them with you all the time - mind you that is if you have pigeons in the first place.

The Scooby Light in the sky method - well you couldn't do that

The Indian smoke signals - probably wouldn't work unless you actually set light to something substantial - waving your lighter around wouldn't have worked.... mmmm let me think.... I have it! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

I reckon we should use flares Big red flares for the red scooby.... would that have worked do you think HazyJane?

Maybe we have to find an outlet in Sheffield which sells them and keep them about our person all day long.

One last question - did the subaru have gold wheel trims? It is very important because without the wheel trims, we do not have the right subaru and without the right subaru we do not have CRUNCHIE!:roll:

i kept seeing this thread, and thought, no Rob, dont read it, they're all crackerjacks.
Then what do i do? i read it and now i think you're all crackerjacks
Raj'd in't'ead
Bonkers in the nut


WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

Originally posted by Juicyb125


I reckon we should use flares Big red flares for the red scooby.... would that have worked do you think HazyJane?

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/products/large/pe30015-lge.jpg
:thumbsup:

Just saw a blue subaru imprezaat the car wash place at the top of eccy road - fully decked out in the yellow rally markings etc. Niiiice.

Originally posted by AndrewC
Just saw a blue subaru imprezaat the car wash place at the top of eccy road - fully decked out in the yellow rally markings etc. Niiiice.

Nice nice, did this blue car 'appear' to be red at first glance, and did the driver 'appear' to be Asian by any chance?

no. it was definitley blue. From the start.

Ah, but maybe it is the original red scooby, the owner could have had it repainted to put crunchie off the scent!:suspect:

Upon the conclusion of the 3rd. Woodseats forum meet on Friday night, Andy, BoroughGal, cherrynicole, J-blaze, Kristian, redrobbo, savbaby and Suprasteve piled into 2 taxis and drove to Parson Cross, followed by Captain_Scarlet in his car.

We searched all around 't Cross, but no sign of the red subaru alas.

We did see Suprasteve's silver Toyota Supra in Norton on Sunday afternoon though, (after he'd collected it from Newcastle-upon-Tyne that morning). Classy car Suprasteve :thumbsup:

So where is this red scooby in Parson Cross? Isn't it strange that only crunchie appears to have seen it? :suspect:

Saw one this afternoon, about 5pm.

Blue, all the decals etc.

Parked in Esporta car-park off Abbeydale Road.

Tinted windows as well. Looked very flash. Too flash.

i'm suprised no one else has seen it driving around
he always got loud music on too!

Originally posted by crunchie
i'm suprised no one else has seen it driving around
he always got loud music on too!

crunchie returns! :clap:

Let us deconstruct this latest posting by crunchie.

1. the red scooby driver always plays loud music. Note the key word here - "always". This suggests that crunchie is repeatedly seeing the red scooby.
2. crunchie expresses surprise that "no one else has seen it driving around".

So, what can we deduce from this latest information provided by crunchie?

1. No-one else is seeing this red scooby, only crunchie.
2. crunchie not only sees the red subaru, but is convinced it is "always" playing loud music.

I have professional expertise as a qualified psychiatric social worker, with over 30 years experience. I am coming to the conclusion that crunchie may be suffering from both visual and auditory hallucinations!

Is there any additional evidence that can support this theory? Well, let's look at crunchie's original post......

Originally posted by crunchie
has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

cruchie admits to seeing it "lots of times", and "4 times today!" .

Shortly afterwards crunchie announced.....

Originally posted by crunchie
i just wondered if anyone knew the driver thats all!>?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Notice the three smillies of rolling eyes! This could be an indicator of something quite worrying about crunchie's state of mental health. Any other clues? Well.......

Originally posted by crunchie
its always flying around parson cross at night
and .....its a r reg i think

crunchie thinks it is a r reg red scooby that is "flying around parson cross". More visual hallucinations perhaps?

Originally posted by crunchie
i want to know the driver is for personal reasons

i just thought someone somewhere will know this guy

someone must know him??

:confused: :gag: :confused: :confused:

Notice the 3 confused smillies! Yes, crunchie is now definitely displaying a confusional state of mind!

Originally posted by crunchie
i saw him again today!

i want to know his name? or where he is from?

Is this is a sign of a fixation complex that is now developing?

Originally posted by crunchie
ok

i want to know who he is cos i fancy him!

now please help me

Is crunchie now becoming even more fixated with his delusional thoughts? Notice his desperate cry for help!

Originally posted by crunchie
there is a possiblity it may be star actually or maybe spyro

Worringly, is crunchie now fixating his delusional thoughts on two forummers? Is crunchie in danger of becoming a stalker?

Originally posted by crunchie
i saw him again about three times near halifax road, did anyone else see him??

Despite intense activity on the part of forummers to locate the scooby, all to no avail, crunchie sees the red scooby 4 times one day, then 3 times on halifax road! Why indeed is it that only crunchie ever sees the red subaru?

Originally posted by crunchie
why would i see my self??

crunchie now appears to question his own sanity!

Originally posted by crunchie
someone must see him, why is it only me that see's him

Yes, crunchie, why indeed is it only YOU who sees the red subaru?

Originally posted by crunchie
no its not got tinted windows
its got gold wheels
and a gold colourded interior i think

Now, despite the red subaru "flying around", crunchie is able to see into the interior of the car - and through tinted wndows!

Conclusion: crunchie appears to be suffering from visual and auditory hallucinations, combined with delusional thoughts and a fixation complex (with early signs of developing stalker activity). The symptoms manifest themselves in a ritual
jealousy fixation (a red subaru) and a narcissistic projection (crunchie believes he fancies the driver, when, in reality, crunchie actually fancies himself!). Occasionally, crunchie is able to question his own sanity, but so strong is his delusional belief, that more than a month after his first post, he returns to the same question...... why is it that only crunchie sees the red scooby?

Why indeed? The answer, I believe, is all in crunchie's mind. And, I believe that I am going to make a fortune writing up these fascinating case notes for my first best seller. I shall make a mint, and, at last, be able to give up my day job....as a window cleaner! :banana:

Physician! Heal thyself! ;)

Redrobbo, I'll ask those nice doctors and nurses to see if they can't find you a bed on the ward that I was in.

You get to lie down in darkened rooms for as long as you like and thay play nice background music along the lines of vroooooom vroooooom and you get to play with red model cars that have wide bore pipes and big rear spoilers.

The only thing you have to do is acknowledge that it's YOU with the problem, not chrunchie.

Be a man robbo, come on, you're here among friends, cleanse your soul, cast off the yolk of chrunchiedom, be immune to red Subarus once and for all, make a stand against the insiduous spread of mind numbing nonsense, say it, go on;

"I'm redrobbo and I don't believe that there are any red Subarus on't Cross"

I have evidence that redrobbo is in fact even more crazier than than crunchie and that crunchies fixation is nothing compared to redrobbo's, so it looks like Redrobbos has gone completely insane...

Lets breakdown the facts.....


Originally posted by redrobbo
We have do something more to help crunchie. I've an idea......


Here we see the very 1st statement that redrobbo wrote. redrobbo has admitted that even though it is his very 1st post on the Subaru thread that he is still thinking about crunchie, hence the 'idea', meaning that he has been thinking about this for some time, which is very worrying, especially for someone who at the time hadnt made any posts on the subject before.

Originally posted by redrobbo

SupraSteve is getting a silver Toyota Supra. It arrives by shipment from Japan on Wednesday. crunchie could go under cover and drive around Parson Cross with Suprasteve in search of the red Subaru driver.


Now comes the 1st signs of madness. redrobbo is clearly living in a dream world and has started to mix up reality with television, and clearly seems to think that a James Bond 007 type operation is needed for someone who just happened to see a red Subaru.

Originally posted by redrobbo

Well.... it might solve the mystery, and finally put this thread to bed - before I go insane! :headbang:

This is another sign of redrobbos madness coming out, as redrobbo seems to think that threads can 'sleep', as you can see by the statement 'put this thread to bed'. This is another case of mixing up fiction with reality.

Also redrobbo has admitted himself that he is going mad, which can be seen by the headbanging smilie. Is this a sign of things to come. I certainly think so, and all can be revealed in later posts from redrobbo as I shall discuss further down.

Originally posted by redrobbo
I think I've just seen the very one - drove past my house in Lowfield (South Sheffield) not 5 mins ago. Couldn't make out who the driver was though. Anyone else noticed?

Here we now see a clasic case of double personality and schizophrenia coming out. redrobbo is now thinking that he is now indeed crunchie, and is now acting in a crunchie way, by questioning if other people have seen the red Subaru. It is also strang that redrobbo should tell us that the Subaru was seen "not 5 mins ago". This is a sign of delusion as why would we want to know when he did NOT see the Subaru. That is like me saying that I did NOT see the Subaru a week ago on Tuesday.

Originally posted by redrobbo

In the UK, men are more prone to colour blindness than women. Also, the usual colour blindness is the red-green spectrum. Ipso facto, crunchie may think he is looking for a red subura, but in fact it is green!

crunchie - when did you last get your eyes tested :?

Signs of schizophrenia are even stronger now, here we see that redrobbo is now taaking the stance that he is now in fact an optician, and feels that we should all know what he now considers to be very interesting facts relating to eyes. Followed up by a question to Crunhie about when he last had his eyes tested.

So far, we can deduce that redrobbo thinks that he is an optician who is organising an operation in a James Bond movie, but does not realise that this is reality. Very worrying.

Originally posted by redrobbo
But you avoided answering the question about when you last got your eyes tested. You're not in denial are you?

redrobbos facination on being an optician has grown very strong now and here you can see the bullying tactics in getting crunchie to admit the last time he had his eyes tested, as redrobbo clearly wants to test them for him. We can see redrobbos persistence with this matter.

Originally posted by redrobbo
crunchie's now been searching for the mysterious red subaru since 23 June. Don't give up hope though crunchie - just look at all the forummers attracted to this thread (now 10 pages long!). Surely, you'll have a breakthrough soon?

redrobbo now has a fixation on the whole matter just as much as Crunchie. redrobbos statement about the date that Crunchie has been searchnig for the Subaru gives the impression that redrobbo has now been making notes in his notepad about all this, presumably to give to Miss Moneypenny.
Also earlier redrobbo clearly stated that he wanted this 'thread put to bed', but here we can see that this is not the case. He has just told Crunchie not to give up hope, which means that now redrobbo wants this thread to continue for as long as possible, which can only mean that redrobbo wants this to continue as he knows that he will have nothing else to live for if this thread ends.

Originally posted by redrobbo
has anyone spotted crunchie in sheffield, near parson cross cos i haven't seen him driving around lots of times. not seen him 4 times today!



redrobbo is now once again telling us about things that have NOT happened. Looks like the insanity is getting stronger and worse.

VROOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

crunchie just went past then, u see him?

Tut tut tut. Theres not much I need to say about this. What seemed a very sane person has turned into a mental case in the matter of a few posts. redrobbo seems to think that writing VROOOOM.... will make people that they have seen a car. Btu what redrobbo fails to realise is that "VROOOOM......" is just a load of letters and is seen on people computers screen and is not actually a car or in fact a noise, but it looks like redrobbo actually believe that it may be a car making an actual real noise.

Originally posted by redrobbo
Ah, Lara's theme from Dr Zhivago. What a lovely tune. Any chance of arranging a swap with my local ice cream van which plays the tune "Hitler has only got one ball"? It's driving me nuts! (no pun intended!).


Once again redrobbo unconsciously admits that he is going nuts. This is not the 1st time, and surely will not be the last time.

Originally posted by redrobbo
Glad your on board 40summat. All help is needed to find OUR crunchie!

Here redrobbo now seems to think that a manhunt is needed to catch Crunchie. This is a classis case of madness, where redrobbo believes Crunchie is the evil bad guy, and redrobbo is a cross between James Bond and an optician. Also notice the word "OUR", which means that redrobbo thinks that Crunchie is some sort of possesion, perhaps a trophy.

Originally posted by redrobbo
Do treat this seriously Granma. Please. :nod:

Here is the proof that redrobbo has now 100% mixed up reality to fiction, as redrobbo is now certain that this is now a very important matter and that Crunchie must be caught andhad his eyes tested immediately, as you can see by his anger at anyone who seems to think its all a joke. Just look at the backlash that Granma got. Very worrying

Originally posted by redrobbo
Please pay attention. His name is crunchie! And he's from Foxhill.

Once again, more anger and frustration (notice the lack of smilies, which if posted would have given the impression that redrobbo was joking, but there clearly was NO smiley to be seen).

Originally posted by redrobbo

Me included!


Originally posted by Juicyb125
Yes - it is very serious - some of us are starting to lose our minds!:|

Originally posted by redrobbo

Me included!



We can once again see redrobbos admittense of madness.

Originally posted by redrobbo


It's clearly time for my medication. :headbang:

As the thread goes on, the sings of redrobbos madness continues to grow. He has now admitted on many occasions unconsciously that he is crazy, now stating that he needs medication, right before posting a headbanging smilie. very interesting. redrobbo would make a good dicitation.

Originally posted by redrobbo
Lucky you! I'm having nightmares about it! :help:

Now we know that redrobbo thinks about this thread day and night without fail, leading me to believe that he wakes up in cold sweats thinkins about evil Subarus and Mr Bad, aka Crunchie.

Originally posted by redrobbo


Originally posted by redrobbo


Originally posted by redrobbo


3 times in a row redrobbo made a post without even saying anything. THis is the strongest case of madenss so far. This clearly shows that even if redrobbo can not think of something to say that he will post anyway, as he fgeels that he needs to be in this thread by all means possible, even if that means posting a speechless post.

Originally posted by redrobbo
:headbang: Get off this thread! :nono:

Yes, we now see that redrobbo seems to think that he somehoe owns this thread, as if it was his own property, a bit like his house, aaaaah which means that redrobbo seems to think that he lives on this Subaru thread. A bit like sying "get off my property" to those that trespass. redrobbo is a very interesting case.


Now im not going to post all the qoutes, but check page 17, and you will clearly see redrobbo make 8 posts in a row. Everyone knows that talking to yourself is the 1st sign of madeness. In redrobbos case the 6th sign of madess, but a sign of madness none-the-less

Originally posted by redrobbo
Yep, I was having a really good lie down, with a nice soothing ice pack, after taking my regular medication.
It didn't help though - I dreamt of red subarus.......and brown ladas*!

* If you haven't seen it yet - look up the 'brown lada alert in sheffield' thread folks!

Here we see that redrobbo has once again unconscioulsy admitted that he dreams about this and is showing that he is a mental case. The Brown Lada statement is there as an attempt to throw us off the scent, but we all know that redrobbo doesnt really dream about brown Ladas, and that his only fixation is Red Subarus and Crunchie. Perhaps redrobbos is sectretly hoping that its him that Crunchie fancies? This could be the case.

Originally posted by redrobbo

So where is this red scooby in Parson Cross? Isn't it strange that only crunchie appears to have seen it? :suspect:

hmmmm. now redrobbo says here that only Crunchie has seen the Scooby, when further up redrobbo clearly tried to fool us by making a subaru noise by using letters and text on a forum to attempt to trick us into believing it was a Red Subaru. Has redrobbo already forgotten about his attempt or has the madness got so strong now that he cant even remember what day it is let alone what he has already told us.

The mind Boggles

spyro2000, by breaking down the facts in this manner you are showing the same symptoms as poor redrobbo before the scooby thread claimed his sanity.
Try to resist, i fear it's already too late for redrobbo.
lets break down the evidence........ oh no! NURSE!

If ever 'That's Life' returns to our screens they need look no further than Redrobbo and Spyro as co-presenters

Dust off Jake Thackery for a rousing little number on red scoobies

Fully investigate Spyros accident (the theory that it was a forumer rubbernecking bears close investigating)! ;)

MsB for the odd ode slot

Think how many people we could have on Red (Subaru) Alert simply by taking this nationwide....


In the meantime, lets keep humouring them gently :nod:


*ps you might want to hang on to your odd vegetables for a while......

funny you mention odd shaped potatoes iv'e got one shaped like a subaru.
apparently you can get them chipped.

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Originally posted by crunchie
i'm suprised no one else has seen it driving around
he always got loud music on too!

All I can say is:

Yeah crunchie.....yeah crunchie...... yeah crunchie! :clap: :clap: :clap: (Said in a cheerleader style!)

Missed you mate - how have you been? Seen the scooby lately - got it together with the driver yet?

:D

Redrobbo and spyro - well I really laughed at your input - have to say though, you are both beginning to scare me! This HUGE fixation of searching through the thread pages for quotes shows a true compulsion for the red subaru thread... there is a danger of it taking over your lives!:(

Please both of you take a step back and TRY TO GET A GRIP!

I know I am shouting but I am very fearful for the both of you.. fearful for your sanity...:loopy:

I hope you can find some resolution or some peace of mind in due course

:P

this is a popular thread...how come?

Originally posted by superchrome
this is a popular thread...how come?

It's longer than War and Peace but with this you can't wait to get to the end!

Originally posted by superchrome
this is a popular thread...how come?

How come you say? Do you not get it?

Sorry I am just teasing you :P

It is purely for fun - just a joke - not really serious - unlike some of the other threads, you don't get picked on here and if you do it is not meant in a nasty, I know more than you way.

I need to help you

Recap: Red subaru, with gold wheel trims wanted - maybe asian driver for crunchie - not sure if it is love or just a fixation or if crunchie is just seeing the red subaru - feel free to work it out yourself.:huh:

Welcome - if you want to post something mad feel free - all are accepted on the RSA in Sheffield thread

:smile::wave:

Now that the Sheffield Forum t-shirts are nearly sold out, is there any chance of some "Red Subaru alert in Sheffield" t-shirts...?

I've read the posts from PhilipB, spyro2000, 40summat and Juicyb125. May I take this opportunity, in one of my more lucid moments, to thank you for your concerns over the state of my own mental health.

I have to confess to taking a taxi with friends and family last Friday night (at the conclusion of the Woodseats forum meet) - and we went over to Parson Cross looking for the red subaru.

I now realise that this thread is taking over my life, even to the extent of organising a posse to search around the Cross for the red scooby in the dead of night, and by taxi, and from Woodseats! I think I am indeed losing grip on reality? :confused:

I clearly need help. :help: Have I forgotten to take my tablets? :mad: Am I having a breakdown? :loopy:

Sorry, I have to go now......someone knocking at the door......couple of men in white coats........ they say they're coming to take me away! :heyhey: :hihi:

PS I :love: you crunchie!

My god...Red.........no!! Run while you still can!


They're from the Betty Ford Mondeo clinic!


Flee for your life, man!

Originally posted by redrobbo
PS I :love: you crunchie!

Poor redrobbo! But I have to confess I :love: you two crunchie!

aka Juicyb125

redrobbo is going insane!

shall i spill the beans???????

u guy's decide???

OOOH! Maybe we should let Red Decide that!

It may be that going cold turkey could kill him!

On the other hand it may be kinder to put him out of his misery

Possibly he'll need sedating first Crunchie......:D










Hey! my 300th post....how much sh*te have I waffled?

For the 1st time since this thread started ive actually now seen a car that matches the description. I saw a red Scooby with Gold alloys and tinted windows with a driver who 'appeared' to be asian today. And it was only down the road from me. Saw it in Wybourn on Maltravers Road, it turned off towards Cricket Inn road.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Originally posted by spyro2000
For the 1st time since this thread started ive actually now seen a car that matches the description. I saw a red Scooby with Gold alloys and tinted windows with a driver who 'appeared' to be asian today. And it was only down the road from me. Saw it in Wybourn on Maltravers Road, it turned off towards Cricket Inn road.

:clap: :clap: :clap: crunchie's version doesn't have tinted windows, though:wink:

Originally posted by Ann_x
crunchie's version doesn't have tinted windows, though:wink:


CRUNCHIE! CRUNCHIE! is this true? Does your car NOT have tinted windows? :x

And I thought it was all over! Phew! :o

i suppose i have to bump this post. it was quite annoying at first but it is now growing on me.

ps.
will someone buy these last three shirts please!!! its starting to be more annoying than this post.

no tinted windows i'm afraid!

this thread has gone crazy! shall i spill ALL the beans?????

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Yes Spill The beans crunchie then we can get on with your Halfords thread :hihi:

Originally posted by crunchie
no tinted windows i'm afraid!

this thread has gone crazy! shall i spill ALL the beans?????

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

No dont spill the beans, who will clear up after? :shocked:

Hello again :wave:

I've been discharged from the Betty Ford Mondeo clinic. Doc says I am a sad, hopeless case, and my condition is not amenable to hospital treatment.

I am totally addicted to this red subaru thread. If I am not to go totally insane then crunchie, yes, you must spill the beans! Spill ALL the beans!

Please :help: me crunchie!

Red

Originally posted by crunchie
no tinted windows i'm afraid!

this thread has gone crazy! shall i spill ALL the beans?????

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: It could get very windy in here...:hihi:

Originally posted by redrobbo
Now.....where have I heard that before spinny? :?: :suspect:

Its true i tell you :cry: ..i even take a pic next time i see it.it seen on rokeby area of the cross were my mates lives.ment to put mate neighbour did not mean mine..it a red one with gold trims and R reg i kid you not redrobbo

And crunchie i will slap a note on the car if u want me too ,to say get on the forum as someone want meet you,and to tell him to prove to you lot that i have seen a red scooby with gold trims and a r reg around the rokeby area of the parson cross area even if its not crunchies guy she looking for.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhh (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks3.jpg)

Originally posted by redrobbo
I've read the posts from PhilipB, spyro2000, 40summat and Juicyb125. May I take this opportunity, in one of my more lucid moments, to thank you for your concerns over the state of my own mental health.

I have to confess to taking a taxi with friends and family last Friday night (at the conclusion of the Woodseats forum meet) - and we went over to Parson Cross looking for the red subaru.

I now realise that this thread is taking over my life, even to the extent of organising a posse to search around the Cross for the red scooby in the dead of night, and by taxi, and from Woodseats! I think I am indeed losing grip on reality? :confused:

I clearly need help. :help: Have I forgotten to take my tablets? :mad: Am I having a breakdown? :loopy:

Sorry, I have to go now......someone knocking at the door......couple of men in white coats........ they say they're coming to take me away! :heyhey: :hihi:

PS I :love: you crunchie! red i saw a subaru wiz past me on granvill rd last nite and instantly thought of this thread, does this mean that i to am loosing my mind....but i will look out for you and your friends packed into a taxi in the dead of night tho...good on ya. :thumbsup:

And I saw a red Subaru for sale in the car park near the old Sheaf Market this morning.

yes crunchie SPILL THE BEANS!! please!!

lol

cos i am sure it was me in the red subaru but u won't even reply to my pm's or anything!!

either i know you or you are one nutter!??!?

I was proceeding along the A61 in a Northerly direction at 7.05AM when I saw a red subaru driven by a man heading in the opposing lane, I was unable to ascertain the gentleman's ethnicity or guess at his destination but I hope that this information has contributed to this on going enquiry. Should I happen to see any other red subaru's in the near future I will of course add them to this repository of red subaru related sightings.

Cordially


SV

:clap: :clap: :clap: WAIT FOR IT!

CRUNCHIE!

I saw a red subaru, the driver appeared to be asian and he had gold wheel trims, he drew up next to me in his car and smiled - nice looking chap.... but there's a problem, quite a major problem actually and one which leads me to believe that he isn't the red subaru that crunchie is looking for..... the location of said subaru was Croydon - South London. :x

Do you think it was crunchie's subaru but on a holiday? Though why anyone would want to holiday in Croydon is beyond me. :gag: :loopy:

I probably think not... which seems to confirm my suspicions that there are TWO yes TWO identi subarus driving around albeit at different ends of the country! :o

Now the question is Crunchie - do you want me to keep an eye out for this subaru? Mind you I don't go to Croydon very often, but I can always keep my eyes open while I am down here?

Let me know so that I can stop scanning the traffic for you!:suspect:

Originally posted by Juicyb125
:

Do you think it was crunchie's subaru but on a holiday? Though why anyone would want to holiday in Croydon is beyond me. :gag: :loopy:



I've been on holiday to Croydon! (Proof, if ever any was needed, that I have indeed gone completely bonkers! :loopy: ) There is a nice open air market in Croydon where I like to shop. On the downside, the sea is a long way out though. :hihi:

Not seen a red scooby in Croydon though - never mind in Parson Cross.

Still waiting for crunchie to spill the beans! Come on crunchie - what you gotta tell us! We're all waiting! :nod:

Just had a look at chrunchies latest post.
He (or she's) asking for someone who works in Halfords on Kilner Way.

Just why do you suppose?

Halfords, bikes, car accessories etc etc etc .

Has this branch gone into second hand Subarus? It is S5 afterall.


Chrunchie, mate, just one serious question.

Are you totally sure that posting on forums is for you?
You've started off another thread of twaddle now about Halfords, just what is it with you?

Whose side are you on? Ours or theirs?

Take a break, get out and about more, get a hobby, contemplate your inner self or whatever floats your boat.

Originally posted by PhilipB


Take a break, get out and about more, get a hobby, contemplate your inner self or whatever floats your boat.

Don't get him started on boats!

Mind you I do agree - forums are supposed to be about discussions, friendly chats etc.... so far Crunchie seems a bit reticent in contributing to and participating in discussion of any kind.... only one line comments regarding cars..... I think PhilipB that cars are his hobby and that is the sum total to Crunchie... no offence meant, but maybe you should stay off the computer and just watch pimp my ride.:hihi: :hihi:

YOU ALL READY FOR THIS??

MY NAME IS MARK AND I AM A FRIEND OF ANDY'S (STAR) AND I SET UP THIS THREAD AS A LAUGH AND JOKE! AND TO BASICALLY WIND HIM UP!!

BUT SOME PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY GOT INTO IT TOO MUCH!

HENCE THE 100'S OF REPLIES!!

REASON FOR THE CONFESSION IS THAT HE HAS SOLD THE CAR TO SOMEONE IN CHESTER SO YOU WILL NOT SEE IT FLYING ABOUT ANYMORE!

AND HE HAS BOUGHT HIM SELF A NEWER ONE!!

IT WAS FUN!

:thumbsup: :clap: :clap: :heyhey: :heyhey:

Noooooooooooooooooo pleae dont tell me that this is the end of the thread. My life no longer has meaning :(

What great news , this thread has finally ended.

Pity we couldnt do the same to Big Brother what a waste of terrestrial television time. !!

Um....anyone seen the brown Lada thread recently?

Are you sure we can't get any more mileage out of this one.....?

Has anyone broke the news to RedRobbo yet?



*goes to get tranquiliser gun at the ready

crunchie has spilled the beans at last! :clap:

This thread is at an end. My sanity is restored!

However, I haven't checked out the brown lada thread for a while..........or crunchie's Halfords thread. Dare I risk a sudden relapse? :gag:

Thanks for all the fun crunchie. :wave: :banana:

:( :( Time to say goodbye to the red subaru alert - I salute you crunchie:clap: - it was a good wind up - really thought you were a sandwich short of a picnic!:loopy:

Enjoyed it ..... now where shall I go from this?!:help:

Well someone ought to ask.....has anyone seen star's new motor?

COME ON.

ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BELIEVE SOMETHING AS LAME AS THAT?

SET UP FOR A LAUGH? NO WAY.

What you saying PhilB?:suspect:

Conspiracy theory? Not really a windup? Have I fallen for something that is not true?

Is there life in the subaru alert yet?:o

JuicyB, I can only paraphrase John Betjamen, "there was life before the Subaru thread, but I don't remember it".

Ask yourself, how come so many of us have been convinced that there is some grand plan that we have searched for, our Holy Grail.
Have all the sleepless nights been as a result of a hoax?

Sorry, I don't buy it.

It's a bit like the Stephen King book, The Tommy Knockers, it takes over and wont let YOU let go.



Amazing what they can do in these places nowadays, not a strait jacket in sight and we had jelly and ice cream for tea.
Nah nah na na nah.
:banana: :banana: :banana:

Originally posted by PhilipB


It's a bit like the Stephen King book, The Tommy Knockers, it takes over and wont let YOU let go.



I have to agree somewhat - in reality, crunchie has spilled the beans so to speak, but we are still posting!

Maybe the thread has nothing to do with crunchie nor his "joke" maybe it goes much deeper than that!:suspect: :suspect: :wow: :wow:

Juicyb, we're drifting on a sea devoid of all chrunchieness.
Lost in the hostile world where red Subarus can't come and save us.
All the tormented souls that have posted on this thread have now to face something that we've been able to ignore; REALITY.

What is it?
How do we recognise it?

Be honest with yourself, if not me, but can you, or any of you, look at a Subaru of any colour again and not be brought straight back to this thread?

'Fraid we're stuck with it and each other.

Fate, kismet, call it what you like but Chrunchie has done his worst and our lives will be forever changed and our souls linked for all eternity.



Amazing the crap you can write without being pi**ed.

Originally posted by PhilipB
Juicyb, we're drifting on a sea devoid of all chrunchieness.
Lost in the hostile world where red Subarus can't come and save us.
All the tormented souls that have posted on this thread have now to face something that we've been able to ignore; REALITY.

What is it?
How do we recognise it?

Be honest with yourself, if not me, but can you, or any of you, look at a Subaru of any colour again and not be brought straight back to this thread?

'Fraid we're stuck with it and each other.

Fate, kismet, call it what you like but Chrunchie has done his worst and our lives will be forever changed and our souls linked for all eternity.


Amazing the crap you can write without being pi**ed.

Blimey! you have got it bad!

Now if I was closer, I would grab you by the shoulders shake you and then slap you across each cheek!

True though - I don't get to see many subarus (not the area I live in! - Lifts nose up a few inches! LOL) but if I did, red or not I think I would always be reminded of the vast amounts of typing time - not to mention the humour and warmth within this thread - it is bringing a tear to my eye as I think about it!;)

Sold it my a*se......just seen it in Meadowhall car park. :clap:

Pull the other one crunchie.

Now if I was closer, I would grab you by the shoulders shake you and then slap you across each cheek!


Would you really?
Honest?
Any chance of you wearing latex and and thigh boots?

Er, just which cheeks are we referring to by the way or have I got hold of the wrong end of the stick?

Originally posted by PhilipB


Amazing what they can do in these places nowadays, not a strait jacket in sight and we had jelly and ice cream for tea.
Nah nah na na nah.
:banana: :banana: :banana:

Ah, this reminds me........

For sale: 1 straight jacket. Little used. 1 previous owner. Reasonable condition - small jelly stains down front. All offers considered - please PM redrobbo! :banana:

lol lol

mark you w@nker!

i thought it was you, i even asked you a few times!!

joker!

as for my car, yes i have sold the red subaru, upgraded to a new shape one!!

but i must admit it was the funniest thing that has happend on this forum since i have been registered!!

lol lol

Originally posted by PhilipB
Now if I was closer, I would grab you by the shoulders shake you and then slap you across each cheek!


Would you really?
Honest?
Any chance of you wearing latex and and thigh boots?

Er, just which cheeks are we referring to by the way or have I got hold of the wrong end of the stick?


You are a cheeky monkey Mr PhilB! I was only concerned for your sanity! I was worried that you would need redrobbo's straight jacket and look where my concern has got me?! heh heh? and me a married woman!

;)

Originally posted by Juicyb125
You are a cheeky monkey Mr PhilB! I was only concerned for your sanity! I was worried that you would need redrobbo's straight jacket and look where my concern has got me?! heh heh? and me a married woman!

;)

A married woman eh.

Mmmmmm how'd you fancy being taken on a magic carpet ride (well red Subaru actually) to S5 and there contemplate these last few weeks as we watch the sun slowly set.

Ahhhh.

Orrrrrrrr if the offers still on, we can go with your idea with the latex and slapping.
:love: :clap: :love: :clap:

The red subura thread in brief....... please note all posts are from crunchie and star, and are in sequential date order.

Originally posted by crunchie
has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

Originally posted by star
lol lol

i have got a red subaru

Originally posted by crunchie
star - are you asian?

Originally posted by star
yes i am crunchie!

and why might you be asking???????

Originally posted by star
lol

what is this thread all about??

crunchie do i know you???

Originally posted by crunchie
its always flying around parson cross at night
and no i don't know you star

its a r reg i think Originally posted by crunchie
i want to know the driver is for personal reasons

i just thought someone somewhere will know this guy

someone must know him??

:confused: :gag: :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by star
OK IT MIGHT BE ME

I HAVE A RED SUBARU
I AM ASIAN
AND I HAVE FEW MATES THAT LIVE ON THE 'X' SO YES I WOULD HAVE REASONS FOR DRIVING AROUND THERE!

SO WHAT NEXT????

Originally posted by star
very true!

its a supid thread!

and i still don't know who 'crunchie' is!

joker Originally posted by crunchie
i saw him again today!

i want to know his name? or where he is from?
Originally posted by crunchie
ok

i want to know who he is cos i fancy him!

now please help me

Originally posted by star
crunchie send me a pm

and we'll meet up!

lol lol

Originally posted by star
lol lol

funny guy's!

this crunchie does seem to be rather wierd though!!!

but its friday today and i've got a that crunchie feeling!

Originally posted by crunchie
there is a possiblity it may be star actually or maybe spyro

Originally posted by star
i've sent cruchie a pm but no reply yet!!! lol lol

Originally posted by star
yes mine has 17" gold alloys!!! - with good tyres of course!!

lol lol lol

Originally posted by star
crunchie i am SURE it is me!

i've pm'd you a few times!

thats private message!! lol

or you could at least reply to this CRAZY thread that you created!! lol

Originally posted by star
i'm still trying to sell mine, getting loads of idiots wanting test drives! lol

might have to try the spyro tactic! lol

Originally posted by star
yes crunchie SPILL THE BEANS!! please!!

lol

cos i am sure it was me in the red subaru but u won't even reply to my pm's or anything!!

either i know you or you are one nutter!??!?

Originally posted by crunchie
YOU ALL READY FOR THIS??

MY NAME IS MARK AND I AM A FRIEND OF ANDY'S (STAR) AND I SET UP THIS THREAD AS A LAUGH AND JOKE! AND TO BASICALLY WIND HIM UP!!

BUT SOME PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY GOT INTO IT TOO MUCH!

HENCE THE 100'S OF REPLIES!!

REASON FOR THE CONFESSION IS THAT HE HAS SOLD THE CAR TO SOMEONE IN CHESTER SO YOU WILL NOT SEE IT FLYING ABOUT ANYMORE!

AND HE HAS BOUGHT HIM SELF A NEWER ONE!!

IT WAS FUN!

:thumbsup: :clap: :clap: :heyhey: :heyhey:

Originally posted by star
lol lol

mark you w@nker!

i thought it was you, i even asked you a few times!!

joker!

as for my car, yes i have sold the red subaru, upgraded to a new shape one!!

but i must admit it was the funniest thing that has happend on this forum since i have been registered!!

lol lol

How did we all miss this conversation between crunchie and star?

Now star, just one easy question for you to answer...... if you've upgraded to a new subaru..... what colour is it? I think we should be told! :hihi:

lol lol lol

funny guy's

my new subaru is SILVER!!

lol lol

Good work redrobbo - maybe you should be a detective?! Do you look like magnum or more like columbo?

:hihi:

Originally posted by justine125
Good work redrobbo - maybe you should be a detective?! Do you look like magnum or more like columbo?

:hihi:

Well, if Red has developed a squint from Subaru hunting at night and if he doesn't iron the strait-jacket......?!

Columbo! ;)

Originally posted by star
lol lol lol

funny guy's

my new subaru is SILVER!!

lol lol

has anyone spotted a silver subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

Oh no........not again! :help: Nurse! Nurse! Help me! :banana:

is this the silver sobaru that has all silver logo's and token blonde in the passenger seat..... If so saw it last night at shalesmoor.

lol lol lol

i've not been out today!!??

no mine has no stickers on it!

lol lol

Originally posted by gremlin_mick
Every 20 miniutes, a red and yellow vehicle with loads of people in it keeps driving past my house. Its easy to spot, as it has a number "6" on the front. Anyone else seen it?

Weird thing is, the people inside keep changing, probably to allay my suspicions

I think they're onto me... :suspect:

(Sorry admins! :) )

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by justine125
Good work redrobbo - maybe you should be a detective?! Do you look like magnum or more like columbo?

:hihi:

Orrrr what about that other slover of mistries.......Scooby Doo!




I'll get my coat :(

No need to get your coat - I thought it was funny! Or is it scrappy doo? :hihi: :hihi:

What say you redrobbo?

By the way Star - do you have a token blonde?

Originally posted by PhilipB
A married woman eh.

Mmmmmm how'd you fancy being taken on a magic carpet ride (well red Subaru actually) to S5 and there contemplate these last few weeks as we watch the sun slowly set.

Ahhhh.

Orrrrrrrr if the offers still on, we can go with your idea with the latex and slapping.
:love: :clap: :love: :clap:


I am trying to ignore you - though the magic carpet ride is tempting! Which one are you? Aladdin, the monkey or the genie? :hihi:

lol lol lol

no i don't have a TOKEN blonde!!!

are you blonde????????????? lol

No and I wasn't offering! Ha ha ha!

Im too old for you anyway! ;)

Just trying to establish what colour subaru we are looking for now and whether it has any passengers! :P

I hope you sold our red subaru to that guy who buys all the other famous motors like the batmobile, trotters three wheeler, starsky and hutch etc.
Any old pics just for those of us who didn't get to see it on tour in Sheffield?

lol lol

yeah i got pics but how do i post them on here??

Not sure, i think some forumers use photobox or something.
just don't take your new one up parson cross. PLEASE!

Originally posted by star
lol lol

yeah i got pics but how do i post them on here??

Would love to see it. You can put it on here if uve got pics. http://www.showoffyourcar.com/

I should have my new Impreza soon. Mines gonnabe black tho hopefully. I wouldnt dare get a red one again. :suspect:

nice one!

http://www.showoffyourcar.com/galleries.asp?carid=1790

click on the link above to view THE red subaru!

lol lol

Thats a beauty is that Star, Looks proper clean.

Although Id suggest that you get rid of the Number plate in paint or something then put the pics back up.

Cheers star, very nice and a fitting end to a weird thread:hihi:

Originally posted by Juicyb125
I am trying to ignore you - though the magic carpet ride is tempting! Which one are you? Aladdin, the monkey or the genie? :hihi:

Juicyb, I can be anything you want me to be.

:love: :love: :love:

i still have a laugh with star about this!

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by gremlin_mick
Every 20 miniutes, a red and yellow vehicle with loads of people in it keeps driving past my house. Its easy to spot, as it has a number "6" on the front. Anyone else seen it?

Weird thing is, the people inside keep changing, probably to allay my suspicions

I think they're onto me... :suspect:

(Sorry admins! :) )


What a lovely avatar !!!!

Originally posted by crunchie
i still have a laugh with star about this!

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

crunchie & star - you are two cheeky lads! You are not alone with fond memories of this thread......

........you should have been at the forum meet at the Dev Cat on Sun 02 Oct. At chucking out time, a whole gang of us were standing in the street, laughing out loud. The reason: Teresa and her mates were climbing into her new car...... and yes, you guessed it......it was a red subaru! (But Teresa ain't from Parson Cross!). :hihi: :heyhey:

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

what a classic case!

Just thought id let you know that I saw another Red Subaru today :clap:

:rolleyes:

This is the most amazing thread. You are all (we are all, ahem) bonkers..


:heyhey:

My mate's got a red Subaru impreza estate with silver wheels but I don't think he would be driving round making parsons cross, he's not the kind of person to deliberately annoy anyone.

Originally posted by waldershelf
....... parsons cross, ........

Please read my sig :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Scutts
Please read my sig :thumbsup:

Read the post again. My mate dosn't go round annoying priests, parsons, vicars, friars, abbots, fathers or any other men of the cloth either singly or in groups.

Hehe, too early in the morning to read correctly............that went right over my head :rolleyes:

Originally posted by crunchie
its always flying around parson cross at night
and no i don't know you star

its a r reg i think
Why didn't you mention it was flying before? I've been watching the road, Doh!! I'll look up tonight and get back to you.
Ps. Can I say Hi to my Galant as it's feeling a bit left out.

lol lol

i can't believe this thread still exists!!

lol lol

http://www.showoffyourcar.com/galleries.asp?carid=1790

click on the link above for the pics of this famous subaru!

lol lol lol

I genuinely cannot believe i have sat here and read this entire post?!? That is a good half an hour of my life i will never get back!! However it did make me chuckle so i thought i'd post to keep it at the top and let other bored suckers fall into its (currently) 26 page void!!!

Ps - own a blue vw lupo incase any one wants to spot that.....no i thought not.

Has anyone considered the possibility of aliens in this context?

The perusal of this thread could lead the whole of Shefield and its environs into a black hole.

This is like a recurring dream.
Like swimming against the tide, knowing you've got to keep going or else you'll drown but all the time knowing that you'll never get to where you want to be.

As one of the earliest contributors to this thread I was the one who admitted his addiction.
This has proved me right.
There is a conspiracy in S5 about red Subarus.

:suspect: :suspect:

i'm amazed people still remember this thread!

ahahahah

star - maybe i should change it to silver subaru alert now!

hahah

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by SHsheff
This is the most amazing thread. You are all (we are all, ahem) bonkers..


:heyhey:

Not all of us are bonkers! I've been in recovery for several months now. Doc says I'm doing nicely. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by spangler
Has anyone considered the possibility of aliens in this context?

The perusal of this thread could lead the whole of Shefield and its environs into a black hole.

Alien subarus? Sheffield falling into a black hole?

I'll PM spangler with the name of a really good doctor I can recommend. :hihi: Originally posted by crunchie
i'm amazed people still remember this thread!

ahahahah

star - maybe i should change it to silver subaru alert now!

hahah

:thumbsup:

crunchie and star - how can we ever forget this red subaru alert thread? It has a permanent fan club - that includes PhilipB & me! :heyhey:

Originally posted by redrobbo
Not all of us are bonkers! I've been in recovery for several months now. Doc says I'm doing nicely. :thumbsup:



Alien subarus? Sheffield falling into a black hole?

I'll PM spangler with the name a really good doctor I can recommend. :hihi:

crunchie and star - how can we ever forget this red subaru alert thread? It has a permanent fan club - that includes PhilipB & me! :heyhey:

Because of Redrobbo I have read this thread all the way through,
Now I am insane too. If one goes past my house I will let everybody know,
I live at the end of a cul-de-sac.

Well this may come as a shock to many on here but..... around 4.30 this morning i saw..... a ......

Shock/Horror :o

BLUE subaru COMING UP Deerlands Ave towards Halifax Rd.... or does that not count as its blue and not the average Red subaru alert...?:o

or should we now have a Blue subaru alert in sheffield thread??

Originally posted by madowl
Well this may come as a shock to many on here but..... around 4.30 this morning i saw..... a ......

Shock/Horror :o

BLUE subaru COMING UP Deerlands Ave towards Halifax Rd.... or does that not count as its blue and not the average Red subaru alert...?:o

or should we now have a Blue subaru alert in sheffield thread??


It all depends. What colour was this blue subaru? And what make and model was this Subaru?

WOrd has it that the driver of the Red Subaru has got rid of it due to the heat generated by this thread. I understand they now drive a SILVER Subaru, yes yes

yes yes mof!

silver subaru alert now!

lol lol lol

i've seen a white evo driving round waterthorpe today does anyone know the driver? the must do? i can't beleive ive just read all 26 pages of this, wow :loopy:

Originally posted by jossyboy
i've seen a white evo driving round waterthorpe today does anyone know the driver? the must do? i can't beleive ive just read all 26 pages of this, wow :loopy:

Wash your mouth out, there will be no talk about Evos on this thread. They are evil, and they are the dark side. spit :rant:


lol lol lol (as Star would say :rolleyes: )

sorry, but......................................i prefer them (cowers away)

Originally posted by star
yes yes mof!

silver subaru alert now!

lol lol lol I think we now need a multi-coloured subaru alert.....


;)

wow, a 27 page thread about red subarus.

I saw one this morning driving past Hillsborough footie ground at 8.15am.

Do I win a prize? :D

yes my son

you can have a blue peter badge for that!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :hihi: :heyhey:

Originally posted by crunchie
yes my son

you can have a blue peter badge for that!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :hihi: :heyhey:

Or how about a RED peter badge? :hihi:

Originally posted by redrobbo
Or how about a RED peter badge? :hihi:

Or a Red Peter badge with blue stips?

Originally posted by 12bore
Or a Red Peter badge with blue stips?

or stripes

Originally posted by 12bore
Because of Redrobbo I have read this thread all the way through,
Now I am insane too. If one goes past my house I will let everybody know,
I live at the end of a cul-de-sac.

Keep the faith 12bore.
You are not alone. There's redrobbo and myself who know just how you feel.
Most important is that you lock all the doors and windows at night.
Under no circumstances whatsoever are you to be alone when there's a full moon over S5.
If you hear a strange vroom vroom in the middle of the night DO NOT try to see from whence it came.
All who've seen the ghostly form of the phantom red Subaru are no longer sane of mind.

subaru drivers and their click cars.:rolleyes:

Oh my, my favourite thread is back AGAIN :love:

woohoo....I've missed this thread :wink:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

all i want for christmas is a red subaru :thumbsup:

Subaru's are noted for being good jn snow, the red rear can be seen plainly in deep drifts(just in case). For the 1st time this yr I could be wrong, but I think somone is moving to northern Scotland this winter .

What a great way to waste half an hour..great thread

I had my blue fiesta van stolen tonight from Medeowhall retail park, so can all you scooby watcher's keep an eye out for some chav's burning around in a blue van!?! :rant:

I'll be walking round a bit more for a while, will let you know if i sed the red scooby.

No good this thread if your colour blind tho mate? you sure it's red...:D

Crunchie, 20000 strikes on an odd ? you must still be in shock, I know I was with 3500 with such a?.But I'm sure you've noticed most of your replys come at 3 a.m when the mind begins to wander and one see's fairys dancing in the moonlight

Originally posted by PhilipB
Keep the faith 12bore.
You are not alone. There's redrobbo and myself who know just how you feel.
Most important is that you lock all the doors and windows at night.
Under no circumstances whatsoever are you to be alone when there's a full moon over S5.
If you hear a strange vroom vroom in the middle of the night DO NOT try to see from whence it came.
All who've seen the ghostly form of the phantom red Subaru are no longer sane of mind.

I have been laying down in a dark room since this post, has the scooby gone past yet?

12bore, Subarus don't "go past", they materialise out of the mist then with a vroom vroom are gone.

Just who brought this thread back to life?
Thought all my daftness had gone and now I'm back in S5 looking for bl**dy red scoobies.
:loopy:

Originally posted by PhilipB
12bore, Subarus don't "go past", they materialise out of the mist then with a vroom vroom are gone.

Just who brought this thread back to life?
Thought all my daftness had gone and now I'm back in S5 looking for bl**dy red scoobies.
:loopy:

PhilipB, thanks for the description, I will now go and lie down in another dark room. Only trouble is I’m now seeing re scoobies in my dreams!!!

Or is it a nightmare? Is this a real life or is this just fantasy.

Blame Redrobbo, he told me to read this thread.

Only trouble is I’m now seeing re scoobies in my dreams!!!

lol lol

:clap: :thumbsup:

Originally posted by crunchie
Only trouble is I’m now seeing re scoobies in my dreams!!!

lol lol

:clap: :thumbsup:

Youve brought it back to life Crunchie :love:

It's Christmas day and I've just looked in my garage and Santas left a red Subaru in there. Unfortunately it's not a new Impreza STi it's an old Justy that needs two rear wings and a clutch!!

Merry Christmas to all other devotees.

MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FANS!

:thumbsup: :hihi: :clap: :heyhey: :heyhey:

this deserves a bump!

It deserves a bump alright... Bumping-off! ;)

The aliens are back surveying us again. They come in red .........

all i want for christmas is a red subaru :thumbsup:

Looks like Santa went to the wrong address then......?


It's Christmas day and I've just looked in my garage and Santas left a red Subaru in there. Unfortunately it's not a new Impreza STi it's an old Justy that needs two rear wings and a clutch!!

Oh, and I do hope 12bore has now recovered......?
PhilipB, thanks for the description, I will now go and lie down in another dark room. Only trouble is I’m now seeing re scoobies in my dreams!!!

Dreams? Some of us have had nightmares and a mental breakdown after reading this thread! And.... it still keeps coming back to haunt us! :hihi:

Looks like Santa went to the wrong address then......?




Oh, and I do hope 12bore has now recovered......?


Dreams? Some of us have had nightmares and a mental breakdown after reading this thread! And.... it still keeps coming back to haunt us! :hihi:

Red,
you’ve been playing Mah Jong too much.
You’ll be seeing red subaru’s on the tiles.:hihi:
Just when I thought that I had recovered, I now have had a relapse. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

i want to know the driver is for personal reasons

i just thought someone somewhere will know this guy

someone must know him??

:confused: :gag: :confused: :confused:
could it be colin mcrae? who knows could have got lost in rac rally!!:)

Maybe the Paris/Dakar has been rerouted round Parson's X with a pit stop at the Parson's X hotel........

Jim:thumbsup:

(Yes I know its Parson Cross!)

Here's a picture of a rather happy man with his red subaru (http://members.nasioc.com/UserPics/1359/MEandCar.jpg)

I saw a black subaru last Friday evening on the M18.
It was operating as a plain clothes police car (with blue lights flashing) and was chasing a high speed motorist - who was crazily weaving in and out of all three lanes of traffic whilst tying to avoid his pursuers. The driver eventually pulled over onto the hard shoulder, and the cops jumped out of the black subaru to nick the guy. Everyone was driving past peeping their horns :thumbsup:

It was nearly as exciting as reading this whole thread!:hihi:

I saw a guy in a silver Subaru recently who looked a lot like a guy I saw a while ago in a red Subaru who i think I saw before that in a similar red Subaru with a big ruddy rat painted down the side of it. He's always smiling he is.

one of my neighbours on parson cross owns a red subaru

http://www.showoffyourcar.com/galleries.asp?carid=1790

click on the link above for the pics of this famous subaru!

lol lol lol

now got a silver new shape one! u must have at least seen this flying around the cross! go there nearly every day! lol

should change the title to silver subaru alert!

I just bought an sti V6 RA engine for my car!

as you were! :)

Having read the majority of this post (man i must have been bored lol)

I just want to and my thought on Subaru's etc

While I'm sure they are great cars, why Oh Why do people who drive them think that we want to hear their cars from 7 miles away

and why do they always seem to drive past my house every night just as my kids are going to sleep ?

It really winds me up, Cant wait for the speed bumps to be put on our road lol

that should slow em down

While I'm sure they are great cars, why Oh Why do people who drive them think that we want to hear their cars from 7 miles away

Im assuming you are talking about Imprezas here :roll: We dont 'think' you want to hear them, we 'KNOW' you want to hear them :hihi: Us Subaru drivers know that you love the purrrrrrrring sound of our engines ;)

and why do they always seem to drive past my house every night just as my kids are going to sleep ?

We know where you live :thumbsup: :roll:

It really winds me up, Cant wait for the speed bumps to be put on our road lol

that should slow em down

Think again. Subarus are off road rally cars ;) (well theyre not really, but we can dream) :D

Red Impreza type Sooby spotted in Sheffield City Centre Car Park!!!:headbang: :wow:
Got gold bits!:thumbsup:


It's an estate though.
No one was in it at the time.

agree mate. said car has nick name. its called clitoris.... why, cos it`s red and every c--- got one ...

Hate scoobys much prefer french or german cars.

Hate scoobys much prefer french or german cars.

:rant: :rant: :rant:

why does this thread keep growing?????

let me just say that i a proud owner of yet another RED subaru WRX! lol lol

My brother has a brand new scooby, hes joined the clit:thumbsup:

let me just say that i a proud owner of yet another RED subaru WRX! lol lol

Same here, bought myself yet another Red Scooby a couple of months back :thumbsup:

I prefer the greater performance and sound of a big rumbly V8.:P

let me just say that i a proud owner of yet another RED subaru WRX! lol lol

I thought you had a silver one?? lol lol lol . Proper surveyors car..

Holy thread revival batman!

Ever since this thread I've been on the lookout for a red Impreza but have only seen one in Rotherham previously. Now today, finally I've seen it live in the flesh in Sheffield. It must be the one. 8:45 ish on the Prince of Wales Eastbound.

Not an Impreza expert but it looked like an My94-96 sti with 2.5 diameter stainless exhaust. Would have liked a play, but within the built up section of the ring road this wasnt going to happen unfortunately.

GET A Grip This Threads Old Hat Sure It Can Be Closed Now

Was it fire engine red or signal red?

Unwashed red? Hard to tell at night.

Apologies to anyone who clicks on every single thread in the listing, but this mission never had a satisfactory ending to my mind.

Clearly the owner went 'dark' once he realised there was a forum conspiracy to track his movements and has only just resurfaced.

http://www.showoffyourcar.com/galleries.asp?carid=1790

click on the link above for the pics of this famous subaru!

lol lol lol

now got a silver new shape one! u must have at least seen this flying around the cross! go there nearly every day! lol

should change the title to silver subaru alert!

wow! what a thread! i bet the owner is well proud!

lol

i can't believe this thread still exists!

http://www.showoffyourcar.com/galleries.asp?carid=1790

this is the car which i sold spprox 18 months ago!!

haha, why is this thread back?

Well I own a red subaru,and its a supeficial silly girl magnet. When I occaisoaly drive it, i get constant looks from the girls. When I'm on the bus or walking I notice I don't get nearly the amount of interest.

They have become the new iconic motor of drug dealers.

So that's why Spyro bought one :hihi:

Well I own a red subaru,and its a supeficial silly girl magnet. When I occaisoaly drive it, i get constant looks from the girls. When I'm on the bus or walking I notice I don't get nearly the amount of interest.

Well there's someone in our road with one and he's a right t*at. Known amongst the neighbours as "the oldest boy racer in town" he's fat, balding, wears glasses and drives like a maniac. We live on a narrow road with a blind bend and lots of kids playing out on bikes, skateboards etc. and he comes blasting down it like the brainless idiot he is. The only looks he gets are people pointing and laughing. Sooner he does himself some damage in it (without hurting anyone else) the better.

yeah well, its not me. You could tell crunchie though she might be interested.

So that's why Spyro bought one :hihi:

Why else :cool:

yeah well, its not me. You could tell crunchie though she might be interested.

you need to read the whole thread mr buttie!!

Hmm, I read your post this morning, and thought about it as I used to go through it every day when I was at Chaucer, only to notice a bus on Archer road at lunchtime, with Parsons Cross on the destination..... :loopy:

Sorry, but the bus company is WRONG.

Sorry, but the bus company is WRONG.


Are you posting on the correct thread? :huh:

Are you posting on the correct thread? :huh:

Please dont bump the thread Robbo

Just seen it now!

Anyone seen a red truck, white/yellow stripes 4/5 or even 6 guys in it, can be heard going wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo or neeew naaaw as it passes. Usually travelling at high speed, ignoring red lights etc?

GET A Grip This Threads Old Hat Sure It Can Be Closed Now


As one of the original contributors, couldn't agree more.
This has run its course.
Give it a rest.

I saw a posh car in Sheffield too the other day -wow anyone would think this was Manchester or Leeds or even down South !!

i just wondered if anyone knew the driver thats all!>?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:loopy: u asked for that :hihi: crunchie

Anyone seen a red truck, white/yellow stripes 4/5 or even 6 guys in it, can be heard going wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo or neeew naaaw as it passes. Usually travelling at high speed, ignoring red lights etc?

OMG I think ive just seen it:hihi:

Crunchie, Is It Your Car And He's Nicked It. Lol

Crunchie, Is It Your Car And He's Nicked It. Lol

i sold this 18 months ago to guy from cheshire! lol

Can't believe how old this thread is.. HOWEVER,

I am selling my red subaru impreza. So if anyone would like a lovely 03 red sports wagon PM me!

I am not going to even post a reply to this thread..its very silly!:rolleyes:

i want one now!!

has anyone spotted a red subaru in sheffield, near parsons cross cos i have seen it driving around lots of times. seen it 4 times today!

crunchie

Its probably my neighbour, but we dont live on the cross..
I didnt think he ever went out in it though. He usually just sits on the drive revving the a*se of the noisy thing!:rant:

Get over it. the car has been spotted and noted. Now leave it well alone.

As one of the original contributors, couldn't agree more.
This has run its course.
Give it a rest.
I am really bored with this now so please lets forget the red sub.

If anyone should see a SILVER PEUGEOT 307 with a PINK RIBBON its ME!!!:loopy:

I know of a red Subabru Impeza that lives in Hillsborough....noisy thing! Dont know the driver though, just the car..

ok her goes i jut sat and red through this post my kids think i gone mad but it was one hell of a laugh.. maybe the reason this red subaru driver aint posted on this post is that he sold his pc to tax his subaru... the end

Sorry to be pedantic here but it's not Parsons Cross....it's Parson Cross :hihi:

you muppet the sign reads PARSON CROSS!!!!

ok her goes i jut sat and red through this post my kids think i gone mad but it was one hell of a laugh.. maybe the reason this red subaru driver aint posted on this post is that he sold his pc to tax his subaru... the end

So pleased you enjoyed it marshy2! :thumbsup:

It has brought back happy memories of a much treasured thread, which gripped SF readers during its hey-day.

Red

PS I was eventually released from hospital fully recovered. :hihi: :roll:

I saw a yellow lexus is200 the other day

Should i start a new thread? :)

Craig7777.... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

is it dark red or light red?

OK, which idiot resurrected this bloomin thread....I thought we were all just about red subaru'd out....and on......just a minute.....is it MY red subaru you are all on about..





ONLY JOKING......:D

OK, which idiot resurrected this bloomin thread....I thought we were all just about red subaru'd out....and on......just a minute.....is it MY red subaru you are all on about..





ONLY JOKING......:D

Might be if you've had it since 2005 lol

Subra-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Subra-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
crunchie looking for you now.
Come on subaru, I see you... pretending your in sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, I'm the only 1 who can see ya !!!.

Why do people keep resurrecting this thread?

Why do people keep resurrecting this thread?

Welcome back to the forum spyro2000 - you (and the red subaru thread) have been missed for far too long.

Red

Welcome back to the forum spyro2000 - you (and the red subaru thread) have been missed for far too long.

Red

Cheers Red ;)
Had to make my first post on the forum in months in the Subaru thread :D

Cheers Red ;)
Had to make my first post on the forum in months in the Subaru thread :D

So I noticed! :D

Funnily enough, I read this thread all the way through again last month... it's one of my all-time favourite threads!

Nice to see you back on the forum again Spryo.

I saw a red subaru impreza in leeds today it was either a T or Y reg
It looked really nice :)

I saw a red subaru impreza in leeds today it was either a T or Y reg
It looked really nice :)

lmao, this thread is just a absolute classic! lol lol

lmao, this thread is just a absolute classic! lol lol

It wasn't a joke mate

i saw it earlier and it reminded me of this thread :)

They dont look good in red. Silver looks slick

They dont look good in red. Silver looks slick

Silver ones are nice

I also like the blue ones but they are just so common now

not keen on the gold alloys though

I much prefer the lancer evolution :)

Silver ones are nice

I also like the blue ones but they are just so common now

not keen on the gold alloys though

I much prefer the lancer evolution :)


Gold alloys do look pants. The Lancers ok, but I prefer the Scoobs - and i dont see a thread as long as this about no Lancer!! Everyone loves a scooby whether they like to admit it or not.... lol

Gold alloys do look pants. The Lancers ok, but I prefer the Scoobs - and i dont see a thread as long as this about no Lancer!! Everyone loves a scooby whether they like to admit it or not.... lol

Your probably right mate :)
I just prefer cars that you don't see so often
for my next car i want a renault clio v6 as you hardly ever see them around and i like been different :)

editttttttttttttttttttttt

editttttttttttttttttttttt

Ya what?:confused::confused::confused:

lol

what is this thread all about??

crunchie do i know you???

Something about a red subaru but I cant be sure.

Red subaru (http://www.netwidemotors.com/search/images/22/SL631195.jpg) wooooooo hooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just thought you might know what's happening...I'm stood on my balcony looking down onto this big black flat thing beside the pavement, it's got long white lines on it :confused:, anyway...so far I have seen a blue mondeo, red volvo, red seat, 2 black cabs and a 4 buses, 3 of which are first buses....

Does anyone know what's happening, I was thinking there might be a raid or maybe alien life-forms have landed :hihi: :loopy:

Come on people, this is getting BEYOND ridiculous now, one of these days a car is going to drive down the road without becoming a subject of discussion on here, I certainly hope so seeing as cars are so yesterday.

This section of the forum is going downhill at such a rapid pace

OMG: Just realised how old this thread is, I was thinking this is just a recent matter of boring threads but looks to have been going on for some time.

Just thought you might know what's happening...I'm stood on my balcony looking down onto this big black flat thing beside the pavement, it's got long white lines on it :confused:, anyway...so far I have seen a blue mondeo, red volvo, red seat, 2 black cabs and a 4 buses, 3 of which are first buses....

Does anyone know what's happening, I was thinking there might be a raid or maybe alien life-forms have landed :hihi: :loopy:

Come on people, this is getting BEYOND ridiculous now, one of these days a car is going to drive down the road without becoming a subject of discussion on here, I certainly hope so seeing as cars are so yesterday.

This section of the forum is going downhill at such a rapid pace

What kind of Red seat was it?
Arosa, Leon, Ibiza?
Let me know and i will start a new thread to see if people have seen it? :)