This is purley a hypotetical and anonymous poll. I am not expecting anyone to actually agree to be my girlfriend, only to see what the generality of opinion is.

I have made nearly 1000 posts by now so some people at least will have some idea of what i am like.

So - yes or no?

Is that you in your avatar?

You're quite a handsome devil :D

Could do with a shave, though.

could recommend a good hairdresser!

happy hunting slimsid - without being rude, if that is you, do think you could do with a bit of a haircut and shave though!!!

what age range u lookin 4 again?

He looks a little bit like that saddam fella don't you think?

Originally posted by slimsid2000

I have made nearly 1000 posts by now so some people at least will have some idea of what i am like.

So - yes or no?

Obviously, I'm not a girl, but if I was the answer would be no. Threads like this only make you look desperate.

I see someone has voted 'Yes' on the poll - do we know who this is ? :confused:

Originally posted by rtapper
I see someone has voted 'Yes' on the poll - do we know who this is ? :confused: someone called bin laden??:hihi:

Originally posted by ryan123
what age range u lookin 4 again?

I don't thing that age is an issue. A pulse may be handy though:suspect:

seriously, you can't kep posting these threads. Any semblance of a chance you may have had of meeting up with a woman from the forum has slowly ebbed away.

There are plenty of dicey chatrooms around which can easily get you some kind of woman for the evening

Slimsid,

I'm going to do something I rarely do. Offer unsolicited relationship advice. Uncle Joe is in the house.

Get out from behind the computer and get in to the world. It's full of people, some of whom you'll dislike, some of whom will dislike you and some of whom you will make friends with.

From the latter group, it's quite possible that you'll meet a pleasant member of the fairer sex who you will form a relationship with.

Seriously, join an evening course, join a club that has social events, go to the Forum meets, do anything that allows you to meet women in a social context, BUT GO IN TO THE WORLD AND MEET PEOPLE!

Sorry, I'm not meaning to be unhelpful but you will meet many more people if you walk away from the PC and participate more fully in the world.

Best of luck,

Joe

Well the thread must be working as there are now 2 Yes votes. May have to do a thread like this myself sometime :thumbsup:

Hmmmm. . . . Slim, I know plenty of ladies that would love to date you, they are mainly from Thailand and even have their own catalogue so you can choose to your hearts content.

For further information try googling in: 'Thai brides'.


p.s - this is not from personal experience I'll have everyone know!

its up to 4 now. I may have to amend my views:D

I am a bit concerned over a man that was found living in a hole:D

I have made nearly 1000 posts by now so some people at least will have some idea of what i am like.


And despite that some have still voted yes.:)

Seriously Sid, I agree with Joe - you've got to get out more!

I hope none of the "Yes" votes came from smokers.
Sid has violent tendencies concerning ashtrays and sideways insertions!

A 17% sucess rate so far. This is encouraging as in the real world it only takes one girl to say yes.

If anyone who has voted yes would like to PM then you would be very welcome, if not then thanks for the vote of confidence anyway.

Please everyone keep voting.:clap: :clap: :clap:

need to see a picture to decide :P

I voted YES :)

I think he should try everything before he makes his mind up.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
A 17% sucess rate so far. This is encouraging as in the real world it only takes one girl to say yes.

If anyone who has voted yes would like to PM then you would be very welcome, if not then thanks for the vote of confidence anyway.

Please everyone keep voting.:clap: :clap: :clap:

What exactly does "it only takes one girl in the real world to say yes"?

Then what?

Is you life going to be fulfilled because one woman will go out with you?

Yes its flattering when you meet someone you like who reciprocates your feelings, but don't imagine you will just meet one girl and live happily ever after. It works like that for some people I guess but the majority of us go through a lot of heartache between the meeting and the "happily ever after", and forming a lasting fulfilling relationship is not so straightforward as you seem to imagine.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
This is purley a hypotetical and anonymous poll. I am not expecting anyone to actually agree to be my girlfriend, only to see what the generality of opinion is.

I have made nearly 1000 posts by now so some people at least will have some idea of what i am like.

So - yes or no?

So let me just get this absolutely straight. It's a hypothetical situation with a hypothetical poll to decide whether a hypothetical relationship is feasible?

Sounds like a waste of precious time to me.

Your profile is very vague...How can we make a sensible answer with nothing to go on???
;)

I'm not Hypothetical, and I voted yes.
However, I smoke 80+ per day, drink double scotch's rapidly, but will go out with anyone who is picking up the bill.
Incidentally, I've read a lot of Sid's posts.

Originally posted by cruella
Your profile is very vague...How can we make a sensible answer with nothing to go on???
;)

true and a photo would be good:thumbsup:

look like slimsid2000 is attracting some double baggers out of the woodwork.... :gag:

Originally posted by cruella
Your profile is very vague...How can we make a sensible answer with nothing to go on???
;)

You mean the very existance of this thread doesn't tell you everything you need to know?? :heyhey:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
look like slimsid2000 is attracting some double baggers out of the woodwork.... :gag:

What is a double bagger.

Originally posted by BertieBasset
look like slimsid2000 is attracting some double baggers out of the woodwork.... :gag:

I hope you are not reffering to me Mr Basset...!
...You have no idea what i look like.

girls and boys who don't go for looks alone.... :hihi: Why don't u agree to meet steelcitybab in Kingdom?

If she was interested I might. I doubt she would be though.:hihi:

I politely said "some", not all.... :suspect:



Originally posted by cruella
I hope you are not reffering to me Mr Basset...!
...You have no idea what i look like.

Originally posted by BertieBasset
girls and boys who don't go for looks alone.... :hihi: Why don't u agree to meet steelcitybab in Kingdom?

Sorry you have lost me chuck...Double bagger something completely different.
Secondly..i wouldnt go anyway near Kingdom..im a sensible grown adult.

Originally posted by BertieBasset
girls and boys who don't go for looks alone.... :hihi: Why don't u agree to meet steelcitybab in Kingdom?

erm....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

what the hell?!

Bertie what you trying to do? :cry:

i only wanted a pic, to see what the guy looks like

cos he asking these daft questions and people know nothing about him or what he looks like... jeeeeeeeeeeeez:loopy:

at least she'll see what you look like then...

if you don't get along then at least you have lots of alcohol and other girls to experiment with your charms on.... :heyhey:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
If she was interested I might. I doubt she would be though.:hihi:

I don't like to put pictures of myself up on-line as I prefer to remain anonymous.

you asked about 2 or 3 times....looked a bit more than a passing interest :heyhey: what you got to lose, probably get a few free drinks out of it at least....and if it doesn't work out you can always give him the slip... :hihi:

Originally posted by steelcitybab
i only wanted a pic, to see what the guy looks like

cos he asking these daft questions and people know nothing about him or what he looks like... jeeeeeeeeeeeez:loopy:

At first, I thought this was quite a sad thread. After a little more thought, I'm beginning to think it's quite creepy.

No offense intended, but the question, without any surrounding information or reasoning, is just...wierd.

Oh well, good luck in your hunt for a suitable g/f (but I hasten to add you're looking in totally the wrong place).

Can we safely assume that these 11 'people' who have said yes don't actually know what slimsid2000 looks like, and only know him through his previous 1000+ posts?

Quite scary when you think about it...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
you asked about 2 or 3 times....looked a bit more than a passing interest :heyhey: what you got to lose, probably get a few free drinks out of it at least....and if it doesn't work out you can always give him the slip... :hihi:

i asked twice, cos he didn't reply.
im nosey cant help that...
n i wouldn't do that for a free drink. lol
he's probably old enough to be me dad :gag:

Not meant to be either creepy or sad but rather a chance to glean some idea of what % of girls MIGHT be interested in me.

Originally posted by steelcitybab
i asked twice, cos he didn't reply.
im nosey cant help that...
n i wouldn't do that for a free drink. lol
he's probably old enough to be me dad :gag:

Is age an issue with you? If so then fine.

I'm 34 for anyone who is interested. Maybe some people voted yes without knowing this so I include it to make things clearer.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Is age an issue with you? If so then fine.

I'm 34 for anyone who is interested. Maybe some people voted yes without knowing this so I include it to make things clearer.

yes when im 19:loopy:
some girls may not mind that gap, but i do

why not pick BertieBasset on west st for a few?

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Not meant to be either creepy or sad but rather a chance to glean some idea of what % of girls MIGHT be interested in me.

The fact you're asking means that percentage is rapidly diminishing.

Slimsid

Let me ask you a question

Imagine there was a girl on the forum who created lots of posts about her failure to get a boyfriend. She asked questions about men who slept around a lot and what you thought about them, She decried her single state and the fact that no-one had ever wanted to sleep with her etc

Then she asked if hypothetically any blokes would go out with her.

How do you think you would respond? What do you think other blokes would say?

Do you think you might think that this girl had a scent of desperation about her?

Do you think that might put you off?

Would you think to yourself that she would do much better if she kept quiet about her virginity, general unpopularity etc.

Would you advise her to just get out there and be chatty and see what happened?

Now see if you can advise yourself .

(Not that there is anything wrong with virginity but I know that young men feel it is a plague on them for as long as they keep it).

Slimsid looks interested....and if you're nosey u'll be able to satisfy your curiosity for what he looks like.....I can see that you're curious about his age now too...so that's 2 reasons to meet him...

Suggest you both wear red carnations and stand at the bar sipping blue lagoons from cocktail glasses with yellow umbrellas stuck in them while chewing at your cherries on a stick....that way there's no doubt who you both are.... :hihi:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
If she was interested I might. I doubt she would be though.:hihi:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I don't like to put pictures of myself up on-line as I prefer to remain anonymous.

Why not put up pictures of your various features (nose, mouth, ears, hair, fingers etc) that interested parties can then put together in a special slimsid jigsaw extravaganza?

Anonymity is preserved and you may come across a lovely divorcee lady.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Not meant to be either creepy or sad but rather a chance to glean some idea of what % of girls MIGHT be interested in me.

Sid, it's not a statistical game. There is no statistical chance! It's not a case of matching up your ages and computing that there is a 23% chance that she will be interested. There is no 'analysis' you can do to solve this, but as you keep trying I suggest you get some professional analysis - therapy might help you deal with some of these questions you have about the world and yourself. I'm not kidding - I'm deadly serious.

I think you need to see women a little less like they are computers or machines for being your girlfriend, I'm not entirely sure from reading a selection of your 1000+ posts that you even see women as people to be honest.

And I'd be very surprised if someone read your posts and thought "oh there's a nice self confident man I'd like to go out with"!

Originally posted by theflyingfish

And I'd be very surprised if someone read your posts and thought "oh there's a nice self confident man I'd like to go out with"!

Nah, that's me, but I'm already accounted for.

Oh well, life's a bummer and all that.:o :o :o

Of course I'm desperate. I don't see any point in being dishonest about my situation. The fact that i am desperate does not mean however that I would not make a perfectly good boyfriend for a girl, just as many other men would.

I am not a terrible person who has two heads or something. I am just a man who had very little peer group contact as a teenager and consequently never got into the 'dating game' at that time. I am trying to make up for lost time.

I am well aware that I am a late starter and that this makes it harder to get into it than those younger than me. I may be older than quite a few girls here but only in terms of age not experience. I have not yet reached the typical experience of a 16 (or younger) year old.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I may be older than quite a few girls here but only in terms of age not experience. I have not yet reached the typical experience of a 16 (or younger) year old.

:help: ?

Can I just offer one tiny morsel of advice for starters (since everyone else is doing it!), you may come across better if you changed your avatar to something a bit more friendly! ;)

What you need Slimsid is confidence but you're obviously not going to get it until you get out into the real world and meet real people!

If anything, this thread will leave you feeling worse off and probably isolated.

In the friendliest of senses, you need some help, mate.

How many timesdo you have to be told??:loopy:

This is not they way to go about getting a girlfriend!! A large percentage of your 1000 posts have been about this very thing and every god-damnded person gives you the same advice.

Go out more
Stop judging people
Lighten up
Join groups

Now just stop banging on about it or you may as well cut it off as it will be of no use to you for the rest of your life.

The next post i want to see of yours mentioning a girlfriend should be' Yaay, ive got one' that is your only chance.

Sid!! Get yerself along to Woodseats tonight to the Woodseats Forum Meet. 8pm. Weatherspoons.

There you will be analysed, inspected, interviewed and given a refreshingly frank observation on your personality, looks and general social skills should you require it.

We could mark you points out of 10 on the following;

1. Looks
2. General presentation
3. Intellect
4. Social skills
5. Conversation
6. Eagerness to buy drinks
7. Quality of arse
8. Snogability factor.

Or! You could get away from your computer, squint out into the daylight, meet some real people, try chatting to one or two of them and possibly make some new friendships which in turn may lead to other friendships, hence widening your social circle and consequently, possibly, maybe, crossing your path with some young female who may want to get to know you further.

Sod the poll. Sod asking the questions. Stop worrying and whittling. Stop analysing yourself and others reactions to your self. Get out and meet people. Do it tonight!

Originally posted by msbehavin
Sod the poll. Sod asking the questions. Stop worrying and whittling. Stop analysing yourself and others reactions to your self. Get out and meet people. Do it tonight!


Gosh, I love it when you're angry.:) :thumbsup:

If I was female, which may I add I am not :p

I wouldn't go out with you purely because of your wimpish sympathy craving attitude. If you have such a problem finding a lady there must be something wrong with you.

If not then go out there and find one yourself instead of moaning 24/7 about being a loner.

Originally posted by msbehavin

Or! You could get away from your computer, squint out into the daylight, meet some real people, try chatting to one or two of them and possibly make some new friendships which in turn may lead to other friendships, hence widedning your socialcircle and consequently, possibly, maybe, crossing you path with some young female who may want to get to know you further.



This is the only way. Top notch advice. Although sadly I have seen you mention in threads that you have spurned friendships becasue they aren't 'girlfreind material'. What a shame you never met their sister.

Ok I've changed the avatar.

As for spending all my time in front of a computer - I don't. I am in a amateur dramatics group and a creative writing group. Iam also in various classes at uni. I alsogo down town on a fri or sat night (occasionally).

I also have other interests in life apart from trying to get a girlfriend although this may not come across.

I don't think honesty is the best policy here...you're going to have to help yourself a lot to dig yourself out of this rather than complaining about it....

Why not make yourself "social secretary" at work or something, arrange lots of nights out and you might then gain the attraction of someone and take it from there....alternatively ask if any of your friends can encourage any of their female friends to go out on dates with you....

I think you need to try a few irons in the fire to see which works best....


Originally posted by slimsid2000
Of course I'm desperate. I don't see any point in being dishonest about my situation. The fact that i am desperate does not mean however that I would not make a perfectly good boyfriend for a girl, just as many other men would.

I am not a terrible person who has two heads or something. I am just a man who had very little peer group contact as a teenager and consequently never got into the 'dating game' at that time. I am trying to make up for lost time.

I am well aware that I am a late starter and that this makes it harder to get into it than those younger than me. I may be older than quite a few girls here but only in terms of age not experience. I have not yet reached the typical experience of a 16 (or younger) year old.

Originally posted by Ousetunes
Gosh, I love it when you're angry.:) :thumbsup:

Well he needs a proverbial kick up the ass and I dont care! LOL

Dya know - I feel like sending you a PM Sid to organise a date just so I can sit and rant at you for a good hour or so (over a few drinks of course!!) You need sorting out laddie and I know just the woman to do it!

Fancy it then? Nothing booked for me Saturday night yet....:thumbsup:

i voted no.. you come across desperate and not that i ever would but if i did meet you i would be scared of you stalking me if i refused any advances!
sorry sid but i would start going out and enjoying life rather than worry about being single.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Ok I've changed the avatar.

Oh god! :rolleyes:

Not quite what I had in mind...

and remember Msbehavin also promises to flash some cleavage for you.... :heyhey:

you're half way there!


Originally posted by msbehavin
Sid!! Get yerself along to Woodseats tonight to the Woodseats Forum Meet. 8pm. Weatherspoons.

There you will be analysed, inspected, interviewed and given a refreshingly frank observation on your personality, looks and general social skills should you require it.

We could mark you points out of 10 on the following;

1. Looks
2. General presentation
3. Intellect
4. Social skills
5. Conversation
6. Eagerness to buy drinks
7. Quality of arse
8. Snogability factor.

Or! You could get away from your computer, squint out into the daylight, meet some real people, try chatting to one or two of them and possibly make some new friendships which in turn may lead to other friendships, hence widedning your socialcircle and consequently, possibly, maybe, crossing you path with some young female who may want to get to know you further.

Sod the poll. Sod asking the questions. Stop worrying and whittling. Stop analysing yourself and others reactions to your self. Get out and meet people. Do it tonight!

brave girl!


Originally posted by msbehavin
Well he needs a proverbial kick up the ass and I dont care! LOL

Dya know - I feel like sending you a PM Sid to organise a date just so I can sit and rant at you for a good hour or so (over a few drinks of course!!) You need sorting out laddie and I know just the woman to do it!

Fancy it then? Nothing booked for me Saturday night yet....:thumbsup:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
alternatively ask if any of your friends can encourage any of their female friends to go out on dates with you....



Tried this but they were unwilling to do it.

Originally posted by msbehavin
Fancy it then? Nothing booked for me Saturday night yet....:thumbsup:

Hmmmm... I was wrong - maybe you have the right idea. Although taking 30 years to get your first date might be too slow moving for some

if Sid comes to the Woodseats Meet tonight I promise I will buy him a drink and we will all make him as welcome as possible. (AFter we have slapped him round the face a bit first).

So - what ya reckon Sid? There are unattached girls in Woodseats too you know!

Someone please go out with him for gods sake!
I don't know how many more polls or desperate threads I can deal with!
:help:

is this a climbdown on your other offer....? :hihi:

you were offering Sid a date a few posts ago.... :heyhey:

don't backdown now...

Originally posted by msbehavin
if Sid comes to the Woodseats Meet tonight I promise I will buy him a drink and we will all make him as welcome as possible. (AFter we have slapped him round the face a bit first).

So - what ya reckon Sid? There are unattached girls in Woodseats too you know!

Sid, I don't know how many times u need to be given friendly advice on this subject - get out and meet real people.

Not by yourself, but go out with a male friend and have some fun, chat and be sociable.

Come to the forum meets - there are 2 a week. Go to the woodesats meet tonite.

What have u got to lose??

The more of these poles and threads you put up, the more people are going to find it creepy and concerning, regardless of how you mean it to come across.

Neepsend - about 10pm tonight




I guarantee you will find a woman willing to go out with you (do something for you at any rate!)

Originally posted by BertieBasset
is this a climbdown on your other offer....? :hihi:

you were offering Sid a date a few posts ago.... :heyhey:

don't backdown now...

Am willing to meet with Sid for whatever he constitutes as a 'date' if he chooses to take me up on this. I dont need to PM him to show my interest. I am doing it here. I want a date with SlimSid of the Forum and I want it soon. Right. Sid has the offer of a date. In public. Over to you then Sid.

presumably that will involve a larger outlay of money than he was prepared for...


Originally posted by floyd77
Neepsend - about 10pm tonight




I guarantee you will find a woman willing to go out with you (do something for you at any rate!)

We could all chip in couldn't we?

well, it appears that Sid's unique way of pulling has finally come up trumps....

hear what she says Sid, she wants it soon.....a date that is.... :heyhey:

Originally posted by msbehavin
Am willing to meet with Sid for whatever he constitutes as a 'date' if he chooses to take me up on this. I dont need to PM him to show my interest. I am doing it here. I want a date with SlimSid of the Forum and I want it soon. Right. Sid has the offer of a date. In public. Over to you then Sid.

This is kinda getting a bit cruel now isn't it!? :(

Originally posted by BertieBasset
well, it appears that Sid's unique way of pulling has finally come up trumps....

hear what she says Sid, she wants it soon.....a date that is.... :heyhey:

Yes. :confused:

I'm not sure I will take it too seriously.

According to the poll I get around a 17% sucess rate which is probably (?) no less than most people.

The question is though, would this be replicated in the 'real world'.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Yes. :confused:

I'm not sure I will take it too seriously.

Oh for the love of God, just go to Woodseats tonight and spare us this endless charade...

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Yes. :confused:

I'm not sure I will take it too seriously.

Why the hell not - People stopped taking you seriously long ago. Get yourself round there to the woodseats meet and get in amongst it.

More chance there than anything you've tried before - plus you may get some constructive critisism there if you actually turned up in person. All you're doing here is putting forward a good case that you may well be the biggest loser in the history of mankind, with post after post of this crap.

look you've got your starter for ten here, it's up to you now to make the best of your chance.... perhaps she's a bit of a fox and you've struck lucky!

At least give it your best shot, wouldn't it be good if she doesn't recognise the Sid that she's expecting and she gets a self confident, amusing, well dressed individual.....

Good luck

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Yes. :confused:

I'm not sure I will take it too seriously.

Aaaargh! Not a no smoking venue!
I wanted to see the Ashtray Trick

I see msbehavin has gone very quiet on this one now....perhaps she's come to her senses and has stuck her head in the gas oven..... :hihi:

I just want him to come along because I think he should start by meeting people then take it from there.

To be honest I am imagining some kind of freakish elephant man type thing if he turns up so I know I will be pleasantly surprised for starters.

If Slimsid wants to meet up with me at any time for even a chat and a coffee and maybe a bit of advice then he is very welcome. I have met some great people off the Forum and have made some good friends through it. That is all I am asking Sid to do. To come along and meet some of us so that maybe, hopefully, we can help him sort out whatever situation he finds himself in.

I am not trying to be nasty. I am trying to help. Thing is though - it's hard to help someone who won't help themselves..

(oh and Bertie..I AM a bit of a fox actually. In fact a lot of one...;) )

I have to agree, MsB is quite fab.

Have fun tonite.x

ok then so you're saying that you've got big ears and a bushy tail then.... :hihi:

you need to be fair to Sid and turn up in your dating gear, flashing the cleavage you mentioned, not your !I'm willing to be your mate" gear...... :heyhey:
Originally posted by msbehavin
I just want him to come along because I think he should start by meeting people then take it from there.

To be honest I am imagining some kind of freakish elephant man type thing if he turns up so I know I will be pleasantly surprised for starters.

If Slimsid wants to meet up with me at any time for even a chat and a coffee and maybe a bit of advice then he is very welcome. I have met some great people off the Forum and have made some good friends through it. That is all I am asking Sid to do. To come along and meet some of us so that maybe, hopefully, we can help him sort out whatever situation he finds himself in.

I am not trying to be nasty. I am trying to help. Thing is though - it's hard to help someone who won't help themselves..

(oh and Bertie..I AM a bit of a fox actually. In fact a lot of one...;) )

why not come along too BB? would be good to see ya again hunny bun

Right - am gonna move over and let someone else use my computer. I can do no more than tell Sid he is very welcome tonight at 8pm weatherspoons Woodseats. Have said all I can say on the matter.

See you there then Sid x

I could smell this offer coming a mile off....I've got other plans for tonight thanks, and I don't think you've seen me before.... :suspect:

Originally posted by msbehavin
why not come along too BB? would be good to see ya again hunny bun

I can't tonite darlin, I have a girls nite in - or poss out if i can persuade her after a few glasses of fizz.

Another option for u sid is speed dating. I have been and although I haven't found any nice men, I have made some great girl friends, one of which is now one of my best friends.

Everyone there is in the same boat and all are chatty so you can find some friends as well as possibly a date.

Have a think about it.

Originally posted by BertieBasset
I could smell this offer coming a mile off....I've got other plans for tonight thanks, and I don't think you've seen me before.... :suspect:

It was to Brucies Babe ya daft clart!

How silly does BertieBasset feel right now! lol :hihi:

course it was...good luck on the blind date. My money's on Sid turning up in a 1970s green parka with loads of train spotting books.....so prove us all wrong Sid!!

In your check list you mentioned kissing, so does that mean you're planning to give old Sid a good snog with tongues to see if he scores highly on that one....? :gag:


Originally posted by msbehavin
It was to Brucies Babe ya daft clart!

I wonder how many guys will turn up tonight pretending to be Sid in order to potentially snog MsB ? :P

Originally posted by rtapper
I wonder how many guys will turn up tonight pretending to be Sid in order to potentially snog MsB ? :P


Hey, now that's an idea!! lol :hihi:

there it is as number 8 on the last, saving her fav till last I imagine......IMO she must put up or shut up.....wonder what Sid is having for tea.....I guess Msbehavin will find out before long........ :hihi:

Originally posted by msbehavin
Sid!! Get yerself along to Woodseats tonight to the Woodseats Forum Meet. 8pm. Weatherspoons.

There you will be analysed, inspected, interviewed and given a refreshingly frank observation on your personality, looks and general social skills should you require it.

We could mark you points out of 10 on the following;

1. Looks
2. General presentation
3. Intellect
4. Social skills
5. Conversation
6. Eagerness to buy drinks
7. Quality of arse
8. Snogability factor.

Or! You could get away from your computer, squint out into the daylight, meet some real people, try chatting to one or two of them and possibly make some new friendships which in turn may lead to other friendships, hence widening your social circle and consequently, possibly, maybe, crossing your path with some young female who may want to get to know you further.

Sod the poll. Sod asking the questions. Stop worrying and whittling. Stop analysing yourself and others reactions to your self. Get out and meet people. Do it tonight!

I see Sid has gone quiet...:rolleyes:

probably troughing down some liver, tripe and onions in readiness for tonguing you later......:gag:

take some gum just in case.... :hihi:

Originally posted by msbehavin
I see Sid has gone quiet...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
probably troughing down some liver, tripe and onions in readiness for tonguing you later......:gag:

take some gum just in case.... :hihi:

a very vivid imagination if I may say...but then they do say that those who aren't doing it shouteth the loudest....:hihi:

yes, you are quite right "liver, tripe and onions" aren't my bag baby!

Originally posted by msbehavin
a very vivid imagination if I may say...but then they do say that those who aren't doing it shouteth the loudest....:hihi:

Waiting for mommy to come home from work, so he can ask permission to go out.
She can then check him out, clean underwear, fresh hanky, ears scrubbed, and hair brushed. Ask where he will be, and what time he needs picking up (Rescueing)

i guess you and SlimSid will be shouting from the rooftops tonight then.... :hihi:

Originally posted by msbehavin
a very vivid imagination if I may say...but then they do say that those who aren't doing it shouteth the loudest....:hihi:

WER R U VIEWIN A PIC OF SLIMSID?

IS THERE A LINK?

OR AM I BLIND

Originally posted by rtapper
I wonder how many guys will turn up tonight pretending to be Sid in order to potentially snog MsB ? :P

I've got a mental pic of a "Spartacus" script going on at Woodseats tonight now...

"I'm Slimsid!"
"No! I'm Slimsid"

Originally posted by Siân
I've got a mental pic of a "Spartacus" script going on at Woodseats tonight now...

"I'm Slimsid!"
"No! I'm Slimsid"

Does that make Chesterfield Road the Appian Way?

And will they all get crucified? ;)

Joe

Wow....the suspense is actually killing me.

I wasn't planning on going out tonight (was in Fox & Duck for a ridiculous five and a half hours today being chatted up by some Americans) and have never been to a forum meet before but this is OH SO tempting!!!

Cripes!

Miss just behaving has made her date for the day
Arranged in a peculiar way
No doubt the forum
Will just form a quorum
Can't wait to hear what they say?

Originally posted by noseyrosie
Wow....the suspense is actually killing me.

I wasn't planning on going out tonight (was in Fox & Duck for a ridiculous five and a half hours today being chatted up by some Americans) and have never been to a forum meet before but this is OH SO tempting!!!

Cripes!

you never know it could be true love:D

Originally posted by noseyrosie
Wow....the suspense is actually killing me.

I wasn't planning on going out tonight (was in Fox & Duck for a ridiculous five and a half hours today being chatted up by some Americans) and have never been to a forum meet before but this is OH SO tempting!!!

Cripes!

and American men are funny. I spent one night at uni pretending to be 15 women's boyfriends (and getting a snog in the process:thumbsup: ) and the American lad didn't twig :confused:

I'm dying to know - did he turn up ??? :heyhey:

Me too. Argh come on guys wheres the goss?!

Lol ! Just been in the chat room and apparently he didn't turn up. Surprise surprise !:hihi:

I have an idea about what your like, and to offer yourself like this the word slapper springs to mind, as well as desperate. Why would anyone fancy you???

You asked, honest reply.

You might guess i'm a NO

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I don't like to put pictures of myself up on-line as I prefer to remain anonymous.

Why not put yourself up on Hot or Not (with or without adding yourself to the Sheffield Forum board) using a completely different username. That way you'll get a rough idea of how attractive you are to the opposite sex in terms of looks, without surrendering your anonymity. Be sure to post your findings on this thread!

Good idea, t020. And good luck with the quest, Sid.

Originally posted by Joey
Lol ! Just been in the chat room and apparently he didn't turn up. Surprise surprise !:hihi:



so he does at least have some shame then....:hihi:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
so he does at least have some shame then....:hihi:

I'm starting to wonder if maybe he is actually really good looking but feels that all the girls just flock to him because of his stunning looks. Maybe he is just trying to find out if anyone would fancy him for his personality alone. I've not spoken to him yet so can't judge for myself but I'm getting the feeling from the posts on here that he'd better stick to his looks !!!!:heyhey: :D :thumbsup:
(Sorry Sid, only kidding x)

i guess msbehavin is emotionally in pieces after his "no show"..... :hihi:

Or perhaps she's just VERY tired from all the Sid's she was 'having' to snog last night! ;)

He didn't come. Can't do any more than I have can I? You try to help some people and, well.....

If I see any more posts from SlimSid saying he has trouble meeting a girlfriend I will give him what for!:rant:

I already have a posting on Hot or Not under a different name and score an average of between 5 & 6. Could be better but could be worse.

No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.

This does not mean that I am ungreatful for any offer that may have been made but I am not sure just how serious it was.

maybe that's what he's really after.... :heyhey:

Originally posted by msbehavin
He didn't come. Can't do any more than I have can I? You try to help some people and, well.....

If I see any more posts from SlimSid saying he has trouble meeting a girlfriend I will give him what for!:rant:

what did you expect her to do....rip all your clothes off in the middle of a crowded pub????

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I already have a posting on Hot or Not under a different name and score an average of between 5 & 6. Could be better but could be worse.

No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.

This does not mean that I am ungreatful for any offer that may have been made but I am not sure just how serious it was.

im guess this is him
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLBERSK&key=LRV&sid=NZ

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I already have a posting on Hot or Not under a different name and score an average of between 5 & 6. Could be better but could be worse.

No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.

This does not mean that I am ungreatful for any offer that may have been made but I am not sure just how serious it was.

Sid, NOONE goes on a first date thinking it is serious, you plonker!

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I already have a posting on Hot or Not under a different name and score an average of between 5 & 6. Could be better but could be worse.

No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.

This does not mean that I am ungreatful for any offer that may have been made but I am not sure just how serious it was.

sid you confuse me, you want to meet people but you want to be annonymous??? wtf:loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

the forum meets are safe as they are in a group situation, you could go along and remain annon if you wish or make up a name so noone knows who you are.
i think you should come to some of the meets just to make some friends, from there you could go out with them and maybe meet a nice young lady. there has been a lot off good (and some bad) advice given to you so take it.
i wish you all the luck:D

I just know I'm going to get flack for this, but I don't honestly give a toss.

Perhaps its time everyone backed off a little. There's been more than a couple of posters blatantly taking the **** out of him, which is hardly supportive. He's after a girlfriend, but is obviously inexperienced, and is going totally the wrong way about it. Many of the posts wont exactly be boosting his low self confidence, and seemed designed to boost the posters' feelings of superiority.

My advice is, for what its worth, to get yourself well involved with groups where you'll be closely involved with plenty of members of the opposite sex, and if you like someone, try a little flirting. You'll occassionally make an arse out of yourself, but its all part of the learning curve.

I totally agree Ant but you have to realise he doesn't seem to take any notice of the good advice he gets over and over again and keeps posting similar threads. You get to a stage when its pointless to respond sensibly

Then perhaps we all ought to ignore the threads? That way he may just revisit his past threads and take some of it in. Or maybe not. But I do think slimsid is being used as a bit of a SF punchbag, and its time to stop. I may be being overly dramatic, but it smacks a little of playground taunts and bullying.

i think he plays up to it and loves the attention he gets, he's been given lots of the same advice but chooses to ignore it and post more of the same threads....perhaps he should just go and buy a blow up doll and that could be the end of it...

Originally posted by Ant
Then perhaps we all ought to ignore the threads? That way he may just revisit his past threads and take some of it in. Or maybe not. But I do think slimsid is being used as a bit of a SF punchbag, and its time to stop. I may be being overly dramatic, but it smacks a little of playground taunts and bullying.

Originally posted by steelcitybab
im guess this is him
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLBERSK&key=LRV&sid=NZ


I thort so to,but it is not him,as i just looked on some post and found this.you want to look at the 2nd post down and open the link
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46367

there is a Sidla and SFAvalon who both fit into the score category.

Originally posted by robbie
there is a Sidla and SFAvalon who both fit into the score category.

They're both other members of the forum. I'm guessing slimsid wouldn't have added himself to the Sheffield Forum scoreboard.

I have a mental picture of SlimSid resembling Mr Muscle from the eponymous commercial on TV....

Originally posted by BertieBasset
I have a mental picture of SlimSid resembling Mr Muscle from the eponymous commercial on TV....

I think you a bit obsessive with this guy!
You trying to declare your love subtly

there's stiil a lot of comedy left in this.... :hihi:


Originally posted by steelcitybab
I think you a bit obsessive with this guy!
You trying to declare your love subtly

Originally posted by BertieBasset
I have a mental picture of SlimSid resembling Mr Muscle from the eponymous commercial on TV....

Well, we all have all sorts of mental pictures don't we?:heyhey:

If you want to indulge in prejudice and stereotyping that is your perogative. This was intended to be a serious thread to discover what % of girls may just be prepared to date me. I don't know why some people find it so funny (in every sense).

well I guess other peoples' mental picture of me may well resemble one of liquorice allsorts cobbled together.... :hihi:

one too many and u just might turn Bertie!

You surely can't expect to run a poll of that nature and not get a few comedy replies....

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Well, we all have all sorts of mental pictures don't we?:heyhey:

If you want to indulge in prejudice and stereotyping that is your perogative. This was intended to be a serious thread to discover what % of girls may just be prepared to date me. I don't know why some people find it so funny (in every sense).

I think its more the case that he thinks women would make the choice to date him from reading a few scattered threads

Originally posted by slimsid2000
No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.


As advice goes, thats about the crappest ive ever heard. You're a grown man ffs! By all means be cautious, but to never ever meet anyone who you meet online is taking paranoia to the extreme. :roll:

Erm, where's the pic?

Originally posted by Edd
As advice goes, thats about the crappest ive ever heard. You're a grown man ffs! By all means be cautious, but to never ever meet anyone who you meet online is taking paranoia to the extreme. :roll:

So you want a girlfriend, but you dont want to meet her :confused:

How does that work?

EDIT: I was of course meant to have quoted slimsid2000
saying he doesnt want to meet anyone

Maybe, and just maybe you're destined to be alone forever?

she'll have "inflate to 35lbs" on her packaging.... :heyhey:

Originally posted by spyro2000
So you want a girlfriend, but you dont want to meet her :confused:

How does that work?

I think you need to stop ****ing to free porn on the web, get yoursen down to the pub, and talk to these things call "real ladies"

Jesus man, anyone can pull a bird in town, you cant go wrong!

Originally posted by SteveWilson
I think you need to stop ****ing to free porn on the web, get yoursen down to the pub, and talk to these things call "real ladies"

Jesus man, anyone can pull a bird in town, you cant go wrong!

If it so easy perhaps you could share your secret with me. I obviously don't have your natural gift:heyhey: :heyhey:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
This was intended to be a serious thread to discover what % of girls may just be prepared to date me. I don't know why some people find it so funny (in every sense).

They find it funny because they probably cannot begin to understand how you could reasonably expect anyone to date you without knowing a thing about you!

It isn't taken seriously because the whole thing is ludicrous and your posts about being unable to find a girlfriend are getting more and more bizarre with each one.

You will meet women online but not in real life. You post a poll on here yet say you don't meet people you have met online. What then is the point of asking if they will go out with you if you don't intend to meet any? You won't come to meet any of us in real lfe so I really don't see where you think you are going to meet this potential girlfriend. I have offered to meet you for a coffee and chat and then hopefully you may feel better about coming to the meets, but you said you don't meet people off the internet.

Am really at a loss to know what to suggest to you to be honest. I do think people started off trying to help you with this Find-A-Girlfriend thing you have, but to be honest when they keep coming up against your protestations then they quite frankly get tired of it.

Either come to a meet and get to know some of us or talk about something else - perrrleazzze.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I already have a posting on Hot or Not under a different name and score an average of between 5 & 6. Could be better but could be worse.

No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.

This does not mean that I am ungreatful for any offer that may have been made but I am not sure just how serious it was.

This is just getting ludicrous.
Are you scared that MsBehavin is really a 45 year old truck driver who was going to abduct you? Or that the forum meet is a cover for a group of canabilist.
Has anyone ever attended a meet and subsequently stopped posting.... I think not.

If you lack enough confidence to go for a coffee with someone who appears to be a genuine and friendly person then you're going nowhere in your quest for a girlfriend.

this still going on? thread number 42 Slimsid and his relentless search for a girlfriend

you're all still buying into it though, seemingly

This thread is a complete wind up.

This guy is surely not that sad. Even the ugliest people can get laid. This guy's a wind up merchant

Originally posted by dylan_61
This thread is a complete wind up.

This guy is surely not that sad. Even the ugliest people can get laid. This guy's a wind up merchant

I don't believe that is true:D

Originally posted by Cyclone
This is just getting ludicrous.
Are you scared that MsBehavin is really a 45 year old truck driver who was going to abduct you?

now you mention it:D

Originally posted by robbie
now you mention it:D

well, there's little danger of him finding out isn't there? Seeing as how he won't meet anyone off the Forum...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by msbehavin

It isn't taken seriously because the whole thing is ludicrous and your posts about being unable to find a girlfriend are getting more and more bizarre with each one.

Am really at a loss to know what to suggest to you to be honest. I do think people started off trying to help you with this Find-A-Girlfriend thing you have, but to be honest when they keep coming up against your protestations then they quite frankly get tired of it.

I agree - a number of people have offered sensible, well meaning advice but you appear hell bent on ignoring all of suggestions and just repeatedly creating threads on the same old topic. For your own sake please move on, and start working on building your confidence and getting to know people. Good luck Sid :thumbsup: :)

Originally posted by dylan61
This thread is a complete wind up....<snip>... This guy's a wind up merchant

I had wondered about the possibility of this being true too ;) I doubt it though - I think Sid is genuine but just going about things in the wrong way :)

Originally posted by slimsid2000
If it so easy perhaps you could share your secret with me. I obviously don't have your natural gift:heyhey: :heyhey:

The method i use is a secret thing call "beer"!

Have a few "beers" and you will find yourself being able to talk to any woman you like. also these "beers" have the magical effect on women to, they seem to make any woman into a supermodel look-a-like.

Also if you still havent got with a woman by this time, this magical fluid "beer" will make you into the greatest dancer on thie face of the earth. NO woman will be able to resist!

I seem to recall inding "beer" in mysterious places called "pubs".

See if you have any luck.........

Slim's an online tease who loves the attention he gets (will he wont he etc) ....that's why he persists with the same theme carved up slightly differently each time... :loopy:

People who genuinely wanted to make a change related to their "problem" would tend to do something with the consensus of advice they received rather than blatently ignoring it...

Originally posted by msbehavin
They find it funny because they probably cannot begin to understand how you could reasonably expect anyone to date you without knowing a thing about you!

It isn't taken seriously because the whole thing is ludicrous and your posts about being unable to find a girlfriend are getting more and more bizarre with each one.

You will meet women online but not in real life. You post a poll on here yet say you don't meet people you have met online. What then is the point of asking if they will go out with you if you don't intend to meet any? You won't come to meet any of us in real lfe so I really don't see where you think you are going to meet this potential girlfriend. I have offered to meet you for a coffee and chat and then hopefully you may feel better about coming to the meets, but you said you don't meet people off the internet.

Am really at a loss to know what to suggest to you to be honest. I do think people started off trying to help you with this Find-A-Girlfriend thing you have, but to be honest when they keep coming up against your protestations then they quite frankly get tired of it.

Either come to a meet and get to know some of us or talk about something else - perrrleazzze.

Since the poll only has 2 options... yes or no... in order to view the results you have to vote one way or the other. Slimsid knows the results so must have voted - what did you vote for sid?!

Originally posted by t020
Since the poll only has 2 options... yes or no... in order to view the results you have to vote one way or the other. Slimsid knows the results so must have voted - what did you vote for sid?!

That's a very good point - shouldn't there have been an option for men who just wanted to view the results? A surprising number of male forummers seem to know the current status of the poll, so they must have voted too :P

Originally posted by TracieJC
That's a very good point - shouldn't there have been an option for men who just wanted to view the results? A surprising number of male forummers seem to know the current status of the poll, so they must have voted too :P

Yeah I voted "no", I wouldn't go out with him!! Voting whether or not you'd go out with yourself though....

Slim would have voted NO as he's told us he's not into "online" dating.... :hihi:

Originally posted by t020
Since the poll only has 2 options... yes or no... in order to view the results you have to vote one way or the other. Slimsid knows the results so must have voted - what did you vote for sid?!

Originally posted by t020
Since the poll only has 2 options... yes or no... in order to view the results you have to vote one way or the other. Slimsid knows the results so must have voted - what did you vote for sid?!

Unless he signed out and checked the results that way. Still, it's more amusing to assume that he voted.

Originally posted by robbie
I don't believe that is true:D

Which part don't you agree with?

The part about sid not being as sad as his portrayal in this thread?

Or the bid about ugly people seeing action?

Sid can't be as desperate as he comes across, he's been courting attention, which isn't the actions of such a desperate indervidual

wonder how long he procrastinated over the "yes" or "no" decision, and what factors he took into account..... :heyhey:

Originally posted by Andy78
Unless he signed out and checked the results that way. Still, it's more amusing to assume that he voted.

Possibly the palm to girth ratio

Originally posted by Andy78
Unless he signed out and checked the results that way. Still, it's more amusing to assume that he voted.

Doubt it, he never signs off in the gallery in the union. The number of times I've checked the forum and I've been logged in as slimsid

apparently Pam and her five sisters now wish to change their vote to "no"..... :hihi:

Originally posted by Hook
Doubt it, he never signs off in the gallery in the union. The number of times I've checked the forum and I've been logged in as slimsid

so this whole thread could be from an imposter!

Originally posted by dylan_61
Which part don't you agree with?

The part about sid not being as sad as his portrayal in this thread?

Or the bid about ugly people seeing action?

Sid can't be as desperate as he comes across, he's been courting attention, which isn't the actions of such a desperate indervidual

I don't believe its a wind up or as easy for some people to meet girls they WANT to go out with as some people seem to think.

as this is a hypotetical question, do you want a hypotetical answer?

Originally posted by robbie
I don't believe its a wind up or as easy for some people to meet girls they WANT to go out with as some people seem to think.

I think it's the way he continously comes up with reasons to studiously ignore the best advice we can give him, then starts another thread on the same topic, that suggest to some people that it's a wind up.

Maybe slimsid doesn't really exist and it's just whoever finds a machine at the university with him left logged in. A kind of ongoing group joke.

Alternatively, maybe someone can use this knowledge to identify the elusive sid.

Originally posted by Cyclone
I think it's the way he continously comes up with reasons to studiously ignore the best advice we can give him, then starts another thread on the same topic, that suggest to some people that it's a wind up.

Maybe slimsid doesn't really exist and it's just whoever finds a machine at the university with him left logged in. A kind of ongoing group joke.

Alternatively, maybe someone can use this knowledge to identify the elusive sid.

Maybe I should track him down when I'm back tommorrow :-"

Originally posted by t020
Since the poll only has 2 options... yes or no... in order to view the results you have to vote one way or the other. Slimsid knows the results so must have voted - what did you vote for sid?!

Yes fair point. I vote NO of course as I can hardly go out with myself. Perhaps i should have put a 'view only' option in. My fault.

Well, you can't go out without yourself Sid!

Originally posted by feargal
Well, you can't go out without yourself Sid!

Because no matter where you go, there you are!

I voted yes so I could see the reply.

Yoou might want to subtract that from the results

Originally posted by dylan_61
I voted yes so I could see the reply.

Yoou might want to subtract that from the results

I voted no just to see the results! I hope too many people didnt do this, else the poll is meaningless...

Originally posted by nightrider
I voted no just to see the results! I hope too many people didnt do this, else the poll is meaningless...

Bit late for that...

Ok - if I put my teeth in, wear my best toupee, cover up all my carbuncles and hunched back, shave the hair of my palms, take my anti-flatulance medicine, eat 17 packets of extra strong mints to disguise my bad breath and promise to stop gurning and howling like a wolf for a whole evening - would Steelcitybab go out with me then?

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

she's already told you that there is too much of an age gap, she's 19 and you're 34, you need to find someone with things in common with, getting a g/f isn't about getting a trophy, not if you want it to last anyway!

Msbehavin was keen to meet you, why not try her?

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Ok - if I put my teeth in, wear my best toupee, cover up all my carbuncles and hunched back, shave the hair of my palms, take my anti-flatulance medicine, eat 17 packets of extra strong mints to disguise my bad breath and promise to stop gurning and howling like a wolf for a whole evening - would Steelcitybab go out with me then?

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Ok - if I put my teeth in, wear my best toupee, cover up all my carbuncles and hunched back, shave the hair of my palms, take my anti-flatulance medicine, eat 17 packets of extra strong mints to disguise my bad breath and promise to stop gurning and howling like a wolf for a whole evening - would Steelcitybab go out with me then?

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

NO!!!!! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS (p.s. i was shouting!!)

Originally posted by steelcitybab
NO!!!!! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS (p.s. i was shouting!!)

I don't know. Some girls are so hard to please.:hihi: :hihi:

Slimsid and Steelcitybab up a tree, k i s s i n g.......:heyhey:

Don't be put off Sid, when girls say yes they mean no, so given she's said no she really means YES, and given that it was a "NO" (and she was shouting) I would take that as a very strong "YES", "YES", "YES"..... :heyhey:


Tuck in.... :heyhey:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
Slimsid and Steelcitybab up a tree, k i s s i n g.......:heyhey:

Don't be put off Sid, when girls say yes they mean no, so given she's said no she really means YES, and given that it was a "NO" (and she was shouting) I would take that as a very strong "YES", "YES", "YES"..... :heyhey:


Tuck in.... :heyhey:

please it'll be like kssing my dad.

when slim was my age i was 4:gag:

you wouldn't have been match making back then would you BertieBasset... :loopy:

age is less of an issue once you're both past a certain age...perhaps you look slightly older than your age (as many girls do) and Slim looks slightly younger. (nuff said)...this would reduce the perceived age gap....he's already told you he's working on the halitosis, what more can a girl expect....? :hihi:


Get out of that one Steelcitybab.... :heyhey:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
age is less of an issue once you're both past a certain age...perhaps you look slightly older than your age (as many girls do) and Slim looks slightly younger. (nuff said)...this would reduce the perceived age gap....he's already told you he's working on the halitosis, what more can a girl expect....? :hihi:


Get out of that one Steelcitybab.... :heyhey:

haha erm no...

we all know you secretly want him, it's obvious!! You're the only one still obessessing with this topic. I popped on when you pm'd me about it.

GET A LIFE may be more appropiate

not saying he's obsessive, but perhaps your avatar has now been printed off, enlarged and stares down from his bedroom ceiling at him....hahahahaha

imagine that.....:heyhey:

face it you're in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve with him.....:hihi:

Originally posted by BertieBasset
not saying he's obsessive, but perhaps your avatar has now been printed off, enlarged and stares down from his bedroom ceiling at him....hahahahaha

imagine that.....:heyhey:

face it you're in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve with him.....:hihi:

im not going to dignify that with an answer :P

PMSL......:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
I already have a posting on Hot or Not under a different name and score an average of between 5 & 6. Could be better but could be worse.

No, I didn't go to the meet up last night as i have already said I like to remain anon on-line. As far as I am aware this is what people are advised to do anyway (ie, not meet up with people met on-line for safety reasons). I am not decrying those of you that do but I am a very cautious person by nature.

This does not mean that I am ungreatful for any offer that may have been made but I am not sure just how serious it was.

well if you met in a crowded pub shes hardly going to murder you is she?!! You never know (and never will now....maybe thats the lesson for next time...) she might be as witty and fun in real life as she sounds on the board! if you have nothing in common, well theres no harm done is there?

god damn it man. I can't pull. do I resort to tryting to pull poeple on a forum when you wont show them what you look like/meet anyone?

NO

how do you think you are going to meet these girls without either meeting them or showing them what you look like.?

would steelcitybab go out with me if I randomly asked her out on a forum and she didn't know squat about me?

Of course she wouldn't.

look, we may take the micky but show yourself man. we are only pulling your leg. I'm sure most people on here would be quite happy to help you if you gave them a fighting chance.

you are 34 right? How do you propose that you are going to find someone without making the effort? You have to expose yourself in order to meet somone.

go to a meet. Hell, I would rather take a very painful colonic irrigation session than go to a meet but I'll offer this to you now.

GO TO A MEET ON A SUNDAY AND A WEDNESDAY AND i'll go with you as well. I'll even meet you beforehand.

I really am not the person to want to go to that kind of thing but I'll do it if it helps you out.

Originally posted by nightrider
she might be as witty and fun in real life as she sounds on the board!

She is.:D

he's probably already bought the raincoat.... :hihi:


Originally posted by robbie


you are 34 right? How do you propose that you are going to find someone without making the effort? You have to expose yourself in order to meet somone.

Sid you muppet, you should have taken MsB up on her offer. I bet their are loads of blokes who are waiting for an offer like that:loopy:

Originally posted by robbie
god damn it man. I can't pull. do I resort to tryting to pull poeple on a forum when you wont show them what you look like/meet anyone?

NO

how do you think you are going to meet these girls without either meeting them or showing them what you look like.?

would steelcitybab go out with me if I randomly asked her out on a forum and she didn't know squat about me?

Of course she wouldn't.



I would have thought that even a German who had recieved a humourectomy would have seen the irony in that post.

I think she made her feelings well and truely known before then so it was hardly a serious offer, rather a bit of fun at her expense (and perhaps my own). No harm intended.

Originally posted by Duffer
Sid you muppet, you should have taken MsB up on her offer. I bet their are loads of blokes who are waiting for an offer like that:loopy:

To be fair to Sid here, he has in fact PM'd me and sent me a link to his photo, so he is now making more of an effort.

I still stand, however, by my previous posts which say that the only way to meet a girlfriend is to be out in the 'real' world meeting people in all types of social situations. If he stops looking so hard and worrying about it and instead just relaxes then he may find he is more successful. Just my humble thoughts. :thumbsup:

love at first sight then...? :heyhey:


Originally posted by msbehavin
To be fair to Sid here, he has in fact PM'd me and sent me a link to his photo, so he is now making more of an effort.

I still stand, however, by my previous posts which say that the only way to meet a girlfriend is to be out in the 'real' world meeting people in all types of social situations. If he stops looking so hard and worrying about it and instead just relaxes then he may find he is more successful. Just my humble thoughts. :thumbsup:

Fair enough, it just seems that he keeps asking for advice and getting it but then asking again.

Originally posted by msbehavin
To be fair to Sid here, he has in fact PM'd me and sent me a link to his photo, so he is now making more of an effort.



What did you give him out of 10?

still in rehab I guess.... :gag:

Originally posted by t020
What did you give him out of 10?

Ok Bertiebasset, if you are Gods gift to women as you seem to think you are and find my situation so amusing and ripe for ridicule lets hear about your love life.

If you have had any failures in it then I can have a good laugh at your expense and make some jokes about you.

I've heard he likes allsorts...

Whether he's very naive but has good intentions or if all this fodder is fed to him for his own amusement (of course, he may be genuine, about a 7% chance of that) to be fair, Slim Sid has taken alot of ridicule on these threads and has rarely given rise to the bait.

or actually, perhaps that's evidence itself as to his perverse (in the legal not the weirdo sense :) ) objectives

my head hurts :(
i realise that i am now becoming embroiled in Slims potentially rather shady plans. Slim Shady. ha.

Bertiebasset gets a massive buzz out of this subject, but have we ever seen a photo of this perosn (dunno the sex of them either).

I've had numerous pm's from Bertiebasset about this topic... just for a laugh. Sad :loopy:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Ok Bertiebasset, if you are Gods gift to women as you seem to think you are and find my situation so amusing and ripe for ridicule lets hear about your love life.

If you have had any failures in it then I can have a good laugh at your expense and make some jokes about you.

yeah, agree wiv above.. u were actually doing my ed in, come on lets hear it!!

what you write is just soooo funny, sorry if you're getting upset with some of the comments but there is a lot of humour in what you write, it's not meant with malice...

I've never said I'm God's gift to women. I think if you post some of the stuff that you tend to do then you're opening yourself to whatever people feel like responding...

There has been debate as to whether you're winding us all up or whether you're actually genuine, which should give some kind of consensus opinion as to the general way in which your comments are being taken....you also don't seem to follow any of the serious advice, and this point is mentioned by many repeatedly!



Originally posted by slimsid2000
Ok Bertiebasset, if you are Gods gift to women as you seem to think you are and find my situation so amusing and ripe for ridicule lets hear about your love life.

If you have had any failures in it then I can have a good laugh at your expense and make some jokes about you.

haha....not playing along with you anymore....
:hihi:
Originally posted by steelcitybab
Bertiebasset gets a massive buzz out of this subject, but have we ever seen a photo of this perosn (dunno the sex of them either).

I've had numerous pm's from Bertiebasset about this topic... just for a laugh. Sad :loopy:

Sid why don't you try on-line dating sites hun?

I'm surprised no-one else has suggested them. That way, you'd be talking (online) to girls who themselves are looking for a partner. When you find someone you like talking to online, you can talk on the phone then arrange to meet up if you want to.

As regards being concerned about the safety aspects about meeting up, most of the sites have advice on this. It tends to be common sense, like meet in a public place, tell someone where you're going, don't give out your address or landline number, go with your gut instincts about the person.

Sure, you're best to post a pic on dating sites. But you'll prefer to talk to girls who post pics too - because looks do matter. Not whether a person is good/bad looking, but whether the two of you find the other attractive.

Good luck m8e! But do something positive about it. You ain't going to find a girlfriend on here, y'know............

:thumbsup: