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DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 10:35
I know we've had other threads about what winds you up, but today I need to get this off my chest.

People that park in the NCP car park (particularly at Atkinsons, but where ever is also true). There are clear signs that say No Pedestrians on the Ramps, it's there for a ****ing reason people.
It's so people like me don't get irate with people like you when you're walking down or up them at your snails pace when I need to get parked/leave the building. It's safety for you not to get crushed under my 4 wheel drive vehicle.

You have pedestrian walkway ramps/lifts and stairs... make ****ing use of them. Otherwise don't complain to me when I'm almost crushing your ankles with my car :rant:

End of :D

21steve
22-06-2005, 10:48
this doesnt make me mad, i actually enjoy trying to hit things while looking for a parking space

neeeeeeeeeek
22-06-2005, 11:21
Things that make me mad.

Walking down the ramp at the Atkinson's car park and idiots in their, 'I've got a small penis so need a giant off road 4x4 even though I live in the middle of Sheffield' come steaming up the ramp as if they own the place, then race round the car park, scaring old people and children because they need to get out with in the hour to save 25pence.

:D

spiffymonkey
22-06-2005, 11:29
Originally posted by 21steve
this doesnt make me mad, i actually enjoy trying to hit things while looking for a parking space

If you're feeling particularly malicious and there is a slow walker on the ramp in front of me who is also completely oblivious of the possibility of motor vehicles being there too (usually the case), it can be fun to see just how close behind them you can get before they go into headless chicken mode :twisted:

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 11:30
Originally posted by neeeeeeeeeek
Things that make me mad.

Walking down the ramp at the Atkinson's car park and idiots in their, 'I've got a small penis so need a giant off road 4x4 even though I live in the middle of Sheffield' come steaming up the ramp as if they own the place, then race round the car park, scaring old people and children because they need to get out with in the hour to save 25pence.

:D
Yeah... I know what you mean :lol:

Zamo
22-06-2005, 11:32
Originally posted by neeeeeeeeeek
Things that make me mad.

Walking down the ramp at the Atkinson's car park and idiots in their, 'I've got a small penis so need a giant off road 4x4 even though I live in the middle of Sheffield' come steaming up the ramp as if they own the place, then race round the car park, scaring old people and children because they need to get out with in the hour to save 25pence.

:D

I agree. DB, be more patient you dickless wonder. :D

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 11:32
Originally posted by spiffymonkey
If you're feeling particularly malicious and there is a slow walker on the ramp in front of me who is also completely oblivious of the possibility of motor vehicles being there too (usually the case), it can be fun to see just how close behind them you can get before they go into headless chicken mode :twisted:
Ha ha.... that's quality!
At the end of the day it's for their own safety which is why they're not meant to be on the ramps.

Ignore it and on your own head be it.

JBee
22-06-2005, 11:33
Originally posted by neeeeeeeeeek
Things that make me mad.

Walking down the ramp at the Atkinson's car park and idiots in their, 'I've got a small penis so need a giant off road 4x4 even though I live in the middle of Sheffield' come steaming up the ramp as if they own the place, then race round the car park, scaring old people and children because they need to get out with in the hour to save 25pence.

:D

But didn't you figure that about DA Bouncer from his name?

P.I.M.P. Daddy?

Snigger.

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 11:33
Originally posted by Zamo
I agree. DB, be more patient you dickless wonder. :D
Av less Zamo, before I knock your southern shandy drinking ass back to Landan mate ;)
I can't help being so ****ing hard that I need to 4x4 just fit my ego in with me :P

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 11:34
Originally posted by JBee
But didn't you figure that about DA Bouncer from his name?

P.I.M.P. Daddy?

Snigger.
*insert - like I give a toss smilie here* ;)

Greybeard
22-06-2005, 11:42
neeeeeeeeeek I hate 'em too. There's loads of these 4x4s come out here on Sundays in the summer, thundering along the lanes at 60 mph...lanes that are barely wide enough for two minis to pass comfortably, yet they expect the smaller cars to get out of their way by pulling onto the verge. I think it's because the 4x4 drivers don't like to get their wheels dirty. :hihi:

The big black ones with loads of shiny chrome and darkened windows are the worst. Can't imagine why they bother because they can't see the countryside through the windows. :rolleyes:

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 11:46
Thanks for turning my thread into a 4x4 driver bashing thread :roll:

Any chance we can get back to the topic at hand? Or it that just :loopy: of me :P

Belle
22-06-2005, 11:58
*Thinks DaB is fab and wont have a word said against him*

;)

Speaking as one of those people who do occasionally walk up and down the ramps that forbid pedestrians, I should say in my defence that I know I am taking a risk.

I know that I might get run over, but it is the quickest or easiest route so that is what I am going to do and hang the consequences...
:P

alchresearch
22-06-2005, 12:03
The ramps don't reek of p*ss.

Zamo
22-06-2005, 12:09
Originally posted by alchresearch
The ramps don't reek of p*ss.

Not until you're run over by a 4X4 and the contents of your bladder are splashed over the "No Pedestrians" sign.

teeb
22-06-2005, 13:03
what winds me up is people who can't say a sentence without f....ing swearing! :hihi:

robbie
22-06-2005, 13:18
Originally posted by neeeeeeeeeek
Things that make me mad.

Walking down the ramp at the Atkinson's car park and idiots in their, 'I've got a small penis so need a giant off road 4x4 even though I live in the middle of Sheffield' come steaming up the ramp as if they own the place, then race round the car park, scaring old people and children because they need to get out with in the hour to save 25pence.

:D

lol

and people who seem to thing that as they are in a car and wanting to turn into another road the fact that someone is walking across said road is irrelevent because they are far superior as they are driving.

If you attempt to run be over I will dent your car.

also cyclists who seem to think that they are far superior to other road users and can ignore the highway code because they are Guardain readers with their shiny helmets

;)

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 13:20
The difference is Robbie people already crossing have right of way so you're in the right there.
People walking on the ramps are not since they're told No Pedestrians on the Ramps.

It's petty I know, but FFS learn to read, understand and implement.

sally_sheff
22-06-2005, 13:26
so take heed people, when you see a 4 x 4 whizzing down atkinsons ramp like he's on a race track, you know its Da Bouncer, little brain, big ego, just one of life's minions.

robbie
22-06-2005, 13:28
Originally posted by DaBouncer
The difference is Robbie people already crossing have right of way so you're in the right there.
People walking on the ramps are not since they're told No Pedestrians on the Ramps.

It's petty I know, but FFS learn to read, understand and implement.

I wasn't saying it was right for pedestrians to walk down ramps but just laughing at the response (basically the complete opposite of your argument)

DaBouncer
22-06-2005, 13:36
Originally posted by sally_sheff
so take heed people, when you see a 4 x 4 whizzing down atkinsons ramp like he's on a race track, you know its Da Bouncer, little brain, big ego, just one of life's minions.
Big ego... probably. Little brain... well I suppose it would take one to know one ;)

Life's minions... seriously Sally... get a life :P