My girlfriend has just eaten all in the space of 20mins:

- 1 packet of choc buttons
- 2 choc biscuit bars
- 1 Bakin boys bun
- Large slice of arctic roll
- 1 cereal bar
- 1 packet of jelly belly sweets

SHOULD I BE WORRIED!!!!!

Yep - someone's got to go and buy some more.

She must just be getting started, what's she having next.

nah shes on a diet mate, she had a cereal bar.

whats her weight

Sounds great. What's for afters?

no, not unless you like your women to be the size of a house

Is she likely to explode, should the rest of us be worried?

Is this level of eating a regular occurrence for her?!

My girlfriend has just eaten all in the space of 20mins:

- 1 packet of choc buttons
- 2 choc biscuit bars
- 1 Bakin boys bun
- Large slice of arctic roll
- 1 cereal bar
- 1 packet of jelly belly sweets

SHOULD I BE WORRIED!!!!!

I kinda would be, it is a lot of rubbish that she's just eaten. If she has a weight problem at the moment then maybe you should try talking to her about it and see if you can come to some sort of arrangement of exercise that you can do together.

If she's anything like me, buy more chocolate now or run for cover ;)

HAHA classic replies

We've been laughing so much when I read out the posts!

Shes only 8st dunno what she worried about
Getting all depressed now saying gonna get fat, gonna have to starve myself tommorow to makeup for it etc etc!!!!

That's where it starts 8st then goes up and up.

how can she eat all that and not be more than 8 stone

you lucky girl

from a woman p.o.v...... reasons for eating what she ate.....

shes a little bit horny,choc gives the same high as sex, its too cold for sex so ill eat - 1 packet of choc buttons.....

still not satisfied,so ill eat- 2 choc biscuit bars

all that chocosex has made me hungry, i usually have a cig after u know what but ill have - 1 Bakin boys bun instead

looks like the arctic outside, oooh i know ill have a - Large slice of arctic roll

did i have breakfast this morning? oh well...- 1 cereal bar

ooh look at my belly it looks like jelly, might aswell add to it while i can......- 1 packet of jelly belly sweets

shes got alot on her mind!

My girlfriend has just eaten all in the space of 20mins:

- 1 packet of choc buttons
- 2 choc biscuit bars
- 1 Bakin boys bun
- Large slice of arctic roll
- 1 cereal bar
- 1 packet of jelly belly sweets

SHOULD I BE WORRIED!!!!!

Jeeze...sounds like a serious case of munchies to me, ask her to slow down on the weed!

That's where it starts 8st then goes up and up.

oh god leave the poor girl alone shes always maintained her level of weight in 2 years of knowing her! shes far of being bed bound haha!!!

Yep - someone's got to go and buy some more.

she cant sh'es stuffed .

hahahahaha for now she is

from a woman p.o.v...... reasons for eating what she ate.....

shes a little bit horny,choc gives the same high as sex, its too cold for sex so ill eat - 1 packet of choc buttons.....

still not satisfied,so ill eat- 2 choc biscuit bars

all that chocosex has made me hungry, i usually have a cig after u know what but ill have - 1 Bakin boys bun instead

looks like the arctic outside, oooh i know ill have a - Large slice of arctic roll

did i have breakfast this morning? oh well...- 1 cereal bar

ooh look at my belly it looks like jelly, might aswell add to it while i can......- 1 packet of jelly belly sweets

shes got alot on her mind!


Think you need to talktofrank.com!!!

lol nice reply funny :D

i used to be 8stone, until i had kids now i cant get below 10stone. grr

is she preggers?!?!?!?!?? craving some sweet stuff?

binge eating then feeling remorseful and having to starve herself the next day?
8stone and worried about her weight?

you shouldn't be worried about what she's eating - but that she may stop eating - or what she may be purging.

if this is common - it could be an eating disorder brought on by low self esteme.
If you are putting thing like this on the computer then telling her about it and laughing at the responses, I think you can pin point where the low self worth comes from.

i'd go and get a pregnancy test mate

I'm sorry if I have got this wrong but I am now getting the impression that you are not really wanting serious replies to this thread????

is she preggers?!?!?!?!???

No!!!!!!!!

Its only problematic if its frequent.

I'd be more worried about the guilt she seems to be feeling - that's much more harmful than one pig out!

that was a firm no alex lmao, are you sure, for definate!!!!!!

all that choc, sweets and buns she could have a "bun in the oven"!!

Your average cereal bar wouldn't satisfy a gerbil, and given how the size of sweetie packets have been shrinking over the years, she can't have had more than about five choccie buttons. The arctic roll was clearly just to celebrate the cold weather.

Tell her to have a diet coke, because the rest of the calories will be absorbed by that. Honest :D .

binge eating then feeling remorseful and having to starve herself the next day?
8stone and worried about her weight?

you shouldn't be worried about what she's eating - but that she may stop eating - or what she may be purging.

if this is common - it could be an eating disorder brought on by low self esteme.
If you are putting thing like this on the computer then telling her about it and laughing at the responses, I think you can pin point where the low self worth comes from.


Haha lol we both started this is a joke

Look I appreciate everyones careful stance on this thread and I understand that someone could genuinly come on and say im worried about my girlfriend but this was a joke thread!

I repeat again for anyone who skim reads THIS THREAD IS A JOKE!

I would eat that whilst looking in the fridge for what to have. Go and get her a kebab.

binge eating then feeling remorseful and having to starve herself the next day?
8stone and worried about her weight?

you shouldn't be worried about what she's eating - but that she may stop eating - or what she may be purging.

if this is common - it could be an eating disorder brought on by low self esteme.
If you are putting thing like this on the computer then telling her about it and laughing at the responses, I think you can pin point where the low self worth comes from.

Spot on my thoughts exactly!

I would eat that whilst looking in the fridge for what to have. ...
:hihi:...................

question to alex...... were the sweets packets...mansize, medium or party pack size.

youve said the arctic roll was large.
how big was the bun? cupcake or monster muffin?

were the choc bars double finger bars or single like penguins etc.

Your average cereal bar wouldn't satisfy a gerbil, and given how the size of sweetie packets have been shrinking over the years, she can't have had more than about five choccie buttons. The arctic roll was clearly just to celebrate the cold weather.

Tell her to have a diet coke, because the rest of the calories will be absorbed by that. Honest :D .

Exactly this is a cool answer

They were all pretty small portions but LARGE from her point of view lol!

Like the artic roll thing it was a tiny slice in my view but she said its large!

And jelly bellys were about 30

Choc buttons were those mini packs but 2 so I just said 1 normal sized one

LOL

Haha lol we both started this is a joke

Look I appreciate everyones careful stance on this thread and I understand that someone could genuinly come on and say im worried about my girlfriend but this was a joke thread!

I repeat again for anyone who skim reads THIS THREAD IS A JOKE!

yup - and I bet in 3 months time, she'll still be laughing when she is bent over the toilet with her fingers down her throat. :hihi:

My girlfriend has just eaten all in the space of 20mins:

- 1 packet of choc buttons
- 2 choc biscuit bars
- 1 Bakin boys bun
- Large slice of arctic roll
- 1 cereal bar
- 1 packet of jelly belly sweets

SHOULD I BE WORRIED!!!!!

YES YOU SHOULD! the poor girl is starvin!!! :D

is she worried?

durr - was taking it seriously

is she worried?


hell yeah she is, the size of those packets if alex eats one shell starve, she allocated 20 mins to eat the little snack before alex could even ask for a button.

I repeat again for anyone who skim reads THIS THREAD IS A JOKE!

*puts on mod hat*

perhaps you should have posted it in the joke section then?

eating disorders are no laughing matter- i dont see the funny side.


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is she worried?

No!!

It only did this cause I said you can start any thread on sheffield forum and she said well say I just eaten XYZ and we got a good laugh at some of the replies

So obviously people on sheff have a good sense of humour

*puts on mod hat*

perhaps you should have posted it in the joke section then?

eating disorders are no laughing matter- i dont see the funny side.


x

I didn't know there was a jokes section sorry can move if you want

*puts on mod hat*

perhaps you should have posted it in the joke section then?

eating disorders are no laughing matter- i dont see the funny side.


x

good call.

Apologies like I said didn't know there is a joke section I thought you could just talk about most subjects in this area seeing as sometimes dicussion goes off-topic

I only thought there was just like this section and the rest was groups, free ads etc..

Shall I delete my thread?

BUT someone in the thread above me put

Tesco home delivery a joke

Shouldn't that be in the "jokes" section then?????

*puts on mod hat*

perhaps you should have posted it in the joke section then?

eating disorders are no laughing matter- i dont see the funny side.


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To be fair he didnt originally make a joke about eating disorders. He made a joke about his girlfriend pile munching her way through the cupboards. An eating disorder is an illness that extends far beyond raiding the fridge. Other peoples replies were about eating disorders. The Ops original post made no intention of mocking eating disorders just his girlfriend.

BUT someone in the thread above me put

Tesco home delivery a joke

Shouldn't that be in the "jokes" section then?????

Tescos tinned spaghetti bolognese should. :gag:

From the title I thought you were a cannibal.

To be fair he didnt originally make a joke about eating disorders. He made a joke about his girlfriend pile munching her way through the cupboards. An eating disorder is an illness that extends far beyond raiding the fridge. Other peoples replies were about eating disorders. The Ops original post made no intention of mocking eating disorders just his girlfriend.

Thanks :) I now realised i'm in the right :D[/U]

Have some e-love

xxx

Some people are being far too serious. It was obvious from the OP it was a joke.

Some people are being far too serious. It was obvious from the OP it was a joke.

My point exactly!

Just wanted to prove how serious the internet can get sometimes!!

http://www.slaphappysusan.com/files/internet_serious_business_framed.jpg

I didn't know there was a jokes section sorry can move if you want

nope...im not a mod! i just didnt want to end up reporting the thread as replies became more inappropriate.

To be fair he didnt originally make a joke about eating disorders. He made a joke about his girlfriend pile munching her way through the cupboards. An eating disorder is an illness that extends far beyond raiding the fridge. Other peoples replies were about eating disorders. The Ops original post made no intention of mocking eating disorders just his girlfriend.

youre right, but maybe the OP should perhaps have been clearer in the manner that he posted to start with.


x

Thanks :) I now realised i'm in the right :D[/U]

Have some e-love

xxx

Well its probably hard to see the funny side if you have gone through something like it I guess. Just shrug it off. You had no intention of being offensive so Just get back to your funny thread. :thumbsup:

Not being rude but all these replies are quite funny but as I don't know the girl I have to ask, 8stone...eating majorly...only young girls can do that and not put weight on unless she spends most of her time in a gym, if she eats like that regulary i'd be worried. Sounds like bulemIa...

You should be worried.

It looks like you'll be having crackers with celery and onion for tea, as thats all that is left.

Not being rude but all these replies are quite funny but as I don't know the girl I have to ask, 8stone...eating majorly...only young girls can do that and not put weight on unless she spends most of her time in a gym, if she eats like that regulary i'd be worried. Sounds like bulemIa...

not really at my heaviest apart from when I was pregnant I am about 8 and a half stone. I eat the same as my partner if not more. I think if you eat regularly and sensibly you do maintain a decent wait.

Stop worrying about her, she wont get fat 'cos it's not food that makes you fat, it's a virus, innit:?::suspect::hihi:

I suggest keeping her hands busy :heyhey:

What was everyone thinking then :o I meaning she could take up knitting :hihi:

Is she worried or upset? You should talk to her.