Whats your thoughts on Bolton Wanderers?

Do they scare you?

Personally, I'm petrified!:shakes:

Why?

Do they hide under your bed and growl at night? :confused:

Originally posted by Strix
Why?

Do they hide under your bed and growl at night? :confused:

Big Sam scares me.

He's the guy in the wardrobe then?

They dont scare me, although i can understand your fears of Big Sam.

I tend to be friendly with the trotters for fear of victimisation and reprisals.

Originally posted by Strix
He's the guy in the wardrobe then?

No he's the guy in the dug out. Or sometimes in the stand. His sidekick has a nasty habit of spitting.

I thought his name was Sam, where has Dug come in to it.

Originally posted by EyeSpy
They dont scare me, although i can understand your fears of Big Sam.

I tend to be friendly with the trotters for fear of victimisation and reprisals.

Would you have relations with the blue and white boys of S6?

Originally posted by EyeSpy
I thought his name was Sam, where has Dug come in to it.

Dug is his older brother. Big, but not as big as Sam.

Originally posted by Clockedit
Would you have relations with the blue and white boys of S6?

No, certainly not. i prefer the game of rugger old bean. A mans game played by real men (with odd shape balls).

Originally posted by EyeSpy
No, certainly not. i prefer the game of rugger old bean. A mans game played by real men (with odd shape balls).

Egg chaser then??

Originally posted by Clockedit
Egg chaser then??

In the school sports bazaar yah! Could never quite grasp the 3 legged race when despite all attempts of attaching you with some less fortunate athlete by means of a coit. You still had 4 legs.

Can I borrow your spoon? You sound a dab hand at the old egg and spoon race!

I can use the spoon to fight off Big Sams next attack!

If you like, perhaps you might like to borrow my ladel.:heyhey:

I LIKE SAM, HE'S SO STRONG AND FORCEFUL. THERE SHOULD BE MORE MEN AROUND LIKE HIM.

Bolton Wanderers are particularly scary, however, peterborough utd can help carm any nerves, as they have Barry Fry, who, incidentally saved my life by getting me back with my ex-wife!:hihi:

Barry Fry swears a lot and i dont like that. :rant:

Originally posted by EyeSpy
If you like, perhaps you might like to borrow my ladel.:heyhey:

Good gosh no!! You know thats contrary to rule 13a paragraph 17 of the rules and regulations of the English National Association of Junior School Sports Days Activities (ENAJSSDA for short), strictly forbidding any use of kitchen utensils in the play field? Dessert spoons or smaller in the interests of health and safety of course!!

Now your just stirring.

Originally posted by Camp_Man
Barry Fry swears a lot and i dont like that. :rant:

Does he really, I never knew that, perhaps a bar of imperial leather would do the trick, however, he is still in my top 3 amusing football icons.

Originally posted by Camp_Man
Now your just stirring.

Ba Bum!:clap:

Originally posted by Clockedit
Good gosh no!! You know thats contrary to rule 13a paragraph 17 of the rules and regulations of the English National Association of Junior School Sports Days Activities (ENAJSSDA for short), strictly forbidding any use of kitchen utensils in the play field? Dessert spoons or smaller in the interests of health and safety of course!!

I think you will find that the updated version of the ENAJSSDA, copyright 2005. Permits the use of all utensils that can be associated with an egg. Fortunately, a ladel can be used to carry an ostrich egg.:clap:

Providing it is of sound construction and purchased from a reputable retailing outfit, not from Bolton.

Originally posted by EyeSpy
I think you will find that the updated version of the ENAJSSDA, copyright 2005. Permits the use of all utensils that can be associated with an egg. Fortunately, a ladel can be used to carry an ostrich egg.:clap:

Aren't Ostrich eggs really expensive??

And more to the point, aren't Ostrich eggs really rare??

I doubt this would set a good example to our felow children.

Originally posted by AUGGIE
Providing it is of sound construction and purchased from a reputable retailing outfit, not from Bolton.

Why not Bolton? Does it scare you?

I know a man who keeps an ostrich egg in his airing cupbaord, his name is barrington fortune, he has nurtured it for a long time, however it never hatched.

Originally posted by AUGGIE
Providing it is of sound construction and purchased from a reputable retailing outfit, not from Bolton.

Why what's wrong with Bolton? Just because they have an intimidating football team lead by a scary manager and devilish older brother, doesn't mean they are unable to produce kitchen utensils of a different grade of equine!

Most definately. Not disimilar in scariness to the southern town barnstaple.

Once had a terrible night in Bolton. Only good thing is it is a short journey from Manchester and the north's premier gay area. In fact Manchester is full of gays and i love it. Sheffield should be more open with its sexuality and stop being so down right pretentious.

Originally posted by Camp_Man
Once had a terrible night in Bolton. Only good thing is it is a short journey from Manchester and the north's premier gay area. In fact Manchester is full of gays and i love it. Sheffield should be more open with its sexuality and stop being so down right pretentious.

get back there then.

Originally posted by EyeSpy
get back there then.

Hear hear:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Camp_Man
Sheffield should be more open with its sexuality and stop being so down right pretentious.
That sounds contradictory :confused:

I contradict myself all the time, this normally happens when im in the middle of an argument about whether I think bolton wanderers are scary or not. They arent really you know.


Bolton does scare me tough.

Originally posted by AUGGIE
I contradict myself all the time, this normally happens when im in the middle of an argument about whether I think bolton wanderers are scary or not. They arent really you know.


Bolton does scare me tough.



Now that DOES sound contradictory:nono:

I persoanlly like Shrewsbury Town, know why? But staying in Sheffield i like the Blades.

Shrewsbury Town?? Surely Brighton and Hove Albion would better suit camp_man??

They re a good team and they have just proved that by getting into Europe.

I like their style of play i.e. long balls, it buts teams under pressure but most importantly Sam puts teams out to win.

In all, let's not forget their Players.

How can you find a team with a nickname 'The Trotters' scary

:clap:

Don't let big sam hear you say that

i think BW are pretty class, they should be something like the next middlesboro/tottenham