Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.

The trouble is I've been dragged so far down the road of the deviant that I have become lost and need help to pull me back into the light.

So good people of Sheffield and beyond, I am throwing myself upon your mercy.

Please advise me on the best way to get back onto the path of purity:)

I'm afraid I shall have to opt out of the purity path guide job...I'm as rancid and depraved as they come. Besides, it's more fun in the gutter :hihi:

Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.

The trouble is I've been dragged so far down the road of the deviant that I have become lost and need help to pull me back into the light.

So good people of Sheffield and beyond, I am throwing myself upon your mercy.

Please advise me on the best way to get back onto the path of purity:)


Yes my child ..turn your face from all that evil temptation. Come with me and we will walk the path of righteousness together and flee these dreadful sinners.

Or you can just come round mine and we'll get leathered and swear.

Yes my child ..turn your face from all that evil temptation. Come with me and we will walk the path of righteousness together and flee these dreadful sinners.

Or you can just come round mine and we'll get leathered and swear.


Oh yeah? What's that about then?

Yes my child ..turn your face from all that evil temptation. Come with me and we will walk the path of righteousness together and flee these dreadful sinners.

Or you can just come round mine and we'll get leathered and swear.

I will trust that you mean sip sacramental wine and swear on the bible to be good honest girls that will spread the way of purity and light to all we meet?

I will trust that you mean sip sacramental wine and swear on the bible to be good honest girls that will spread the way of purity and light to all we meet?

Exactly! And of course it will be imperative to the saviour of our souls my dear, that we sacrifice young pretty boys to the altar of......well.....I'll make an altar out of something if you bring the pretty boys.

Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.



Well it makes a change from what you usually spread, if the graffiti in the Gents at the Harlequin is to be believed.
:P

Well it makes a change from what you usually spread, if the graffiti in the Gents at the Harlequin is to be believed.
:P

Well as you were so kind to gift me with Chlamydia, I thought it only fair to carry on giving the gift to others!

Well as you were so kind to gift me with Chlamydia, I thought it only fair to carry on giving the gift to others!

i did so enjoy meeting Chlamydia. She was a laugh wasn't she?

i did so enjoy meeting Chlamydia. She was a laugh wasn't she?

Such a darling girl, although how she ever put up with Basil is beyond me.

Tch, what sort of forum is this? it used to be such a nice place, back in the days...

I may be able to help you there. Im as pure as the driven slush arent I ?:)

Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.

The trouble is I've been dragged so far down the road of the deviant that I have become lost and need help to pull me back into the light.

So good people of Sheffield and beyond, I am throwing myself upon your mercy.

Please advise me on the best way to get back onto the path of purity:)

Am on my way round to bathe you and cleanse you.
I will purify you body and soul.:heyhey:

Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.

The trouble is I've been dragged so far down the road of the deviant that I have become lost and need help to pull me back into the light.

So good people of Sheffield and beyond, I am throwing myself upon your mercy.

Please advise me on the best way to get back onto the path of purity:)

Beer is the answer.

Am on my way round to bathe you and cleanse you.
I will purify you body and soul.:heyhey:

The wiggly eyebrows seem to make that offer seem a little sordid, I'm not sure I trust your motives:suspect:

Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.

The trouble is I've been dragged so far down the road of the deviant that I have become lost and need help to pull me back into the light.

So good people of Sheffield and beyond, I am throwing myself upon your mercy.

Please advise me on the best way to get back onto the path of purity:)

Don't bother, get upstairs and enjoy yourself. You're only young once. ;)

Don't bother, get upstairs and enjoy yourself. You're only young once. ;)

I'm not sure the people in the flat above would be happy with that situation:hihi:

I'm not sure the people in the flat above would be happy with that situation:hihi:

To say nothing of the fact that you're so knackered with depravity that you probably haven't got the strength to climb the stairs. :hihi:

To say nothing of the fact that you're so knackered with depravity that you probably haven't got the strength to climb the stairs. :hihi:

I have been energized by the love and warmth of purity, I have the energy, but choose to use it in more wholesome ways:)

Prim and proper is so out of fashion :hihi:

Prim and proper is so out of fashion :hihi:

Fashion is for the vain:)

vain, moi? I only own 1 mirror :hihi:

Of late my life has been taken over with smut and filth and impurity. I, boys and girls, am being led astray by creatures of depravity.

We from today I'm fighting back, mummies little angel will once more spread her wings and let you all bask in the glow of her pure and chaste heart.

The trouble is I've been dragged so far down the road of the deviant that I have become lost and need help to pull me back into the light.

So good people of Sheffield and beyond, I am throwing myself upon your mercy.

Please advise me on the best way to get back onto the path of purity:)


What's the rush? I recommend that you wait to repent until you're on your deathbed. Renounce your wicked ways with your last breath -- and you're in the Pearly Gates, no problem! (It pays to read the fine print in the Catholic catechism book.):thumbsup:

Oh yeah? What's that about then?

she meant lathered

ooh, wait, i mean

sorry moji ive gone back to the gutter

You know my thoughts on this.

Dozy is back - hooray, back to lead us the way into the paths of delight

she meant lathered

ooh, wait, i mean

sorry moji ive gone back to the gutter

I'll get the vicar to pray for you later when he comes to pray for me, at least he said he was a vicar:suspect:

I'm glad my example of chaste purity and clean living has finally led you to repent of your sinful and deviant ways.

I'm glad my example of chaste purity and clean living has finally led you to repent of your sinful and deviant ways.

You are, in fact, my hero :love:

What time did the Holy Spirit pin you to the shag pile and pour Pinot down your neck then?

What time did the Holy Spirit pin you to the shag pile and pour Pinot down your neck then?

At about 10 pm, it was all in the name of purifying my soul. Today I am more prim and proper than ever!

At about 10 pm, it was all in the name of purifying my soul. Today I am more prim and proper than ever!


A damnably fine effort :hihi:

A damnably fine effort :hihi:

I'm thinking of taking up baking and housework!:o:o

Don't forget you have to do good works as well, by which I mean going out among the sinful masses and spreading your purity around. [You can always bash them with a scone if they're especially impure]

At about 10 pm, it was all in the name of purifying my soul. Today I am more prim and proper than ever!

If anyone asks you to blow Gabriel's Horn do not necessarily take it at face value. ;) :P

If anyone asks you to blow Gabriel's Horn do not necessarily take it at face value. ;) :P

Now he tells me!!:suspect:

Now he tells me!!:suspect:

Better late than never, cheeky chops.