In world where everyone seems to be conscious of causing others offence and where it seems almost everything is banned for one reason or another, I realised this very small matter could hold dire consequences.

Imagine you are sat in a public place, whether it be your place of work, on a bus, out in the street or just sat around the park and disaster strikes, you realise your underwangers or bra has slipped and is causing you some discomfort. You realise that something needs to be done, but dont want to cause offence or get yourself arrested, but it's a matter of life and death..... how would you deal with this situation?

A) Would you gently massage your offending item back into position over your clothes?

B) Same as above, but with hand under clothing?

C) Put up with the severe irritation until you find a nice tree or some other obsticle to hide behind?

D) Other?

I don't use underwear

I don't use underwear

Dont use it for what? :suspect:

I'm often adjusting myself in public places, I'd rather be seen adjusting in public than with my bits flying around

I would go with other, personally. I would employ someone to adjust my pants so that I was adequately comfortable.

I'm often adjusting myself in public places, I'd rather be seen adjusting in public than with my bits flying around

Flying around? :hihi:

I would go with other, personally. I would employ someone to adjust my pants so that I was adequately comfortable.

as if anyone would stick their hand near your bum-crack:gag:

as if anyone would stick their hand near your bum-crack:gag:

Some people enjoy that kind of thing, apparently. Anyhow, it's a job that someone would be willing to do in this current climate. Oh, and what are you saying about me with the above comment? :suspect:

as if anyone would stick their hand near your bum-crack:gag:

You could employ a long pair of tongs [as opposed to tongues] to effect the adjustment thus removing the unwanted proximity of hand and nethers :hihi::hihi:

Sort it out of course. Unless something major was required like a change of soiled pants...:o

Is this all because you had girls pants on last night Orange?:nod:

It adds a little thrill, I suppose, to going out on a Monday. :rolleyes:

I told you, I only wear girly pants at the weekend. It was Monday yesterday, if I recall, so therefore I was wearing manly pants. Anyhow, they drastically required an adjustment so I thought I would do it in front of you all :D

Is this all because you had girls pants on last night Orange?:nod:

It adds a little thrill, I suppose, to going out on a Monday. :rolleyes:

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i just stick my hand in my bra and re arrange when needed regardless to be honest :o:D

Imagine you are sat in a public place, whether it be your place of work, on a bus, out in the street or just sat around the park and disaster strikes, you realise your underwangers or bra has slipped and is causing you some discomfort. You realise that something needs to be done, but dont want to cause offence or get yourself arrested, but it's a matter of life and death..... how would you deal with this situation?

A) Would you gently massage your offending item back into position over your clothes?

B) Same as above, but with hand under clothing?

C) Put up with the severe irritation until you find a nice tree or some other obsticle to hide behind?

D) Other?

This happened to me when playing a charity football match, it was being videoed at the time, my boob scaffolding gave up the ghost and it was not a pretty sight - luckily a dear friend helped hook me back into the holsters but it was funny to watch back on video :hihi::hihi:

I told you, I only wear girly pants at the weekend. It was Monday yesterday, if I recall, so therefore I was wearing manly pants. Anyhow, they drastically required an adjustment so I thought I would do it in front of you all :D

give over! everytime i looked in your direction you were fiddling with em!!:o:suspect::hihi::hihi:

I told you, I only wear girly pants at the weekend. It was Monday yesterday, if I recall, so therefore I was wearing manly pants. Anyhow, they drastically required an adjustment so I thought I would do it in front of you all :D

Poppycock!
You spent your weekend watching this and then spent your Monday wearning these 0:36 and 1:12 (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vp08csjN_xI)

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i just stick my hand in my bra and re arrange when needed regardless to be honest :o:D

We noticed :hihi::hihi:

I'm often adjusting myself in public places, I'd rather be seen adjusting in public than with my bits flying around

thats the way girl ,dive straight in and get the job sorted:thumbsup:

I adjust wherever!! Gotta be comfortable haven't ya :D

I'd go and ask the nearest child politely to correct it for me. Then maybe offer him/her some sweets.

I'd go and ask the nearest child politely to correct it for me. Then maybe offer him/her some sweets.

WRONG haha :hihi:

Dont use it for what? :suspect:

Visible Pantie Line...not cool.:suspect::suspect:

Just remember the wisdom of Confucius Sidebottom:

Hungry Bum leads to Brown Fingers!

I would go with other, personally. I would employ someone to adjust my pants so that I was adequately comfortable.

Just out of curiosity, how much would a job like that pay? Hypothetically.

WRONG haha :hihi:

Perhaps propose an underwear exchange? :huh:

Just out of curiosity, how much would a job like that pay? Hypothetically.

I think £4.99 per adjustment would be sufficient. What you think?

I think £4.99 per adjustment would be sufficient. What you think?


Most generous, I think. But how often, on average, do you require adjustments? And would I -- erm, your personal assistant -- have the weekends off because you wear girl panties?

Most generous, I think. But how often, on average, do you require adjustments? And would I -- erm, your personal assistant -- have the weekends off because you wear girl panties?

Nah, the weekends would be spent washing and ironing my smalls. I might adopt foxy lady's approach and go commando at weekends instead :D

Nah, the weekends would be spent washing and ironing my smalls. I might adopt foxy lady's approach and go commando at weekends instead :D

Who irons their underpants?!

Who irons their underpants?!

Not me.... my personal assistant :D

We noticed :hihi::hihi:

well no one else offerd to do it! :( :hihi:

I hate it when I have disobedient underwear.....it just moves around and won't stay where its put.....or just plain irritates me by its very presence.

And does anyone else have disobedient socks.....they are both the same size but one keeps slipping down......even if I swap them over :rant:

:hihi::D:hihi: