So, you've been in the pub a while and had a few drinks. The atmosphere is nice and relaxed and you're feeling good.

There's a bloke at one end of the bar who's been looking at you all evening with those come-on eyes, very dashing and looking wealthy. At the other end of the bar is a shapely female with legs up to her chin and a tight black dress who has also been checking you out.

The problem is you've been trying to get the attention of the border colley sat in front of the fireplace chewing his leg, he only looks up once in a while and has caught you looking a few times?... In the meantime the resident cat has been slinking it's way round and round your legs vying for your attention.

Come on, be honest? which do you go for?

check which toilet they use first , sounds like a well dodgey boozer to me .

Give me the woman in a tight dress anyday!!!!!:love::love:



Oh and I'm not confused, I'm fortunate:D

Tough call... I am a very confused individual. Just ask the ducks, they will tell you. Erm, not sure, but the border collie is looking good :suspect:

Go for the cat...you can always put them out when they start getting on your nerves!!