Ringworm for me. Loved the purple glow of a good ringworm treatment. Better than the insipid girly pink of the scabies treatment anyday.

Ringworm for me. Loved the purple glow of a good ringworm treatment. Better than the insipid girly pink of the scabies treatment anyday.

cant beat a good dose of crabs:thumbsup:

got to be good old scabies mmmmmmm was that a sweetie.....:thumbsup:

i prefer tapeworm, now thats filling

i prefer tapeworm, now thats filling

always found they shrink when you fry them

whats the difference between crab and lobsters , .....crabs walk sideways ,.....my god I've got lobsters .

nothing tastes as sweet as ear wax...delicious..:thumbsup:

Is it the winner of the Walkers Crisps "Name your own flavour" competition?

i think i was sick in my mouth just a little

Is it the winner of the Walkers Crisps "Name your own flavour" competition?

OMG I wish I'd entered now...Ear Wax Flavour a sure winner..:D

OMG I wish I'd entered now...Ear Wax Flavour a sure winner..:D

Nah....you'd have to balance it with another flavour to be a hit....
Ear Wax and Earex...

I found that more kids tended to be off school with ringworm when I was a kid because their mums couldn't spell 'scabies'.

I found that more kids tended to be off school with ringworm when I was a kid because their mums couldn't spell 'scabies'.

talking of school -nits ,they were tasty

talking of nits...mmmmm so crunchy :love:

talking of nits *scratch scratch*

talking of nits...fine tooth comb and agony :mad:

Talking of nits, MR BENN, shaznay (twice), melthebell. :hihi: