Now that Neighbours is as stale as a week old kangeroo burger and as flat as a leaking can of Fosters is the return of the world's most beautifully buttocked Australian to the show the only thing that can save it?

http://www.scifidesktop.org.uk/gallery/albums/actresses/%3DOthers/Other/Kylie_Minogue_001.jpg

She wouldn't know anybody, there's nobody in it any more that was in it in her days, Madge is in Emmerdale, Jim Robinson's in 24, Harold's gone to visit Sky... There's only Paul left of the Robinsons.

Oh and you might want to find another link to your story, the link in the OP... Linky no worky! :lol:

There's no reason why she'd ever return. She never even came back for Madge's funeral.

She shouldnt return to anything, she is a slime ball.