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TheBlueDragon
10-06-2005, 16:19
Hi people.

Right my mum has gone on holiday and my brothers and sister have gone out so Im al alone. I havent ate since yesterday so I need food.

BUT.......I cant cook, I wont go anywhere near a pan of hot fat because of "Spooks". I cant have anything with wheat in because Im illergic to it.

SO....... I have decieded on Scrambled Egg, But I dunno how to do it. Please can someone do me a list of what to do?
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march
10-06-2005, 16:22
Not my recipe but I think it looks safe -

Put small pat of butter in a microwave-safe dish. Microwave on medium 20 seconds to melt butter. Break egg into bowl. Scramble. Cook on high 1 minute, stirring once during cooking.

tulip
10-06-2005, 16:35
You could find a selection of ready made sauces that don't contain any wheat at most supermarkets and they will have clear cooking instructions. Sainsbury's is good. Holland and Barrat is another good choice but a bit expensive. You can't live on scrambled eggs - too boring! How old are you, just out of curiosity?

Andy
10-06-2005, 16:36
I would use more than one egg - add a drop of milk and some salt and pepper too.

TheBlueDragon
10-06-2005, 16:48
im 18, 19 in july
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tulip
10-06-2005, 16:55
A youngster! I wasn't making any judgements but you really need to learn how to look after your stomach for when your'e in the real world, better to do it now before you leave home and get a shock:)

igm1
10-06-2005, 17:22
Not all 18 year olds are like this you know... :P

tulip
10-06-2005, 17:29
Originally posted by IanMitchell
Not all 18 year olds are like this you know... :P Did I say they were? I would imagine all 18 year olds are individuals. Plenty of people of all ages can't cook! :)

Andy
10-06-2005, 17:41
Originally posted by tulip
A youngster! I wasn't making any judgements but you really need to learn how to look after your stomach for when your'e in the real world, better to do it now before you leave home and get a shock:)

This is a consequence of Home Economics teaching going down-hill in school. All kids learn in Home Economics is how to make apple crumble and bake bread. Who can live on those?

Amusing story: In Home Economics at school we had to prepare a healthy meal within a certain budget. We could do anything we liked, but had to get permission from the teacher first. We had to supply our own ingrediants. My friend decided to make Shepherd's Pie. Imagine the look on teacher's face when he turned up with a ready made shepherd's pie from ASDA.

Andy
10-06-2005, 17:41
Originally posted by IanMitchell
Not all 18 year olds are like this you know... :P

Are we all invited to yours for tea then Ian? :clap:

john t
10-06-2005, 18:11
Well i think in this day and age its ab poor man/woman who cant at least do the simplist of cooking..I'm not on about a full blown sunday meal,just the simple things like bacon,egg,ect.

just my opion folks..
jt

Edd
10-06-2005, 20:46
Originally posted by Mainframe
Hi people.

Right my mum has gone on holiday and my brothers and sister have gone out so Im al alone. I havent ate since yesterday so I need food.

Sounds like natural selection at work to me ;) :P

JoeP
10-06-2005, 20:58
Hi there,

Delia Smith wrote a book (or maybe 2) that literally deals with cooking from the start. I believe she starts with how to boil an egg.

There's also a book called 'Cooking for Blokes'.

At this time of the year you can probably survive for a while on salads if all else fails. Just go and get some bags of salad, some tomatoes, cheese, etc. from the local supermarket and live off of those whilst you go and buy the cookbook.

If nothing else you'll be healthier and more 'regular' when your family return.

:)

Joe

muddycoffee
10-06-2005, 22:20
P pleasent -ish
O omniscient
T Telly Friendly
:D
N no new flavours just chicken and mushroom
O oooh you can dip bread into it.
O Obsolete that kebab shop.
D dee daar food!
L Line! fill up with Boiling watter
E Excelent for lazy and you wouldn't eat it when sober.

Joelc
10-06-2005, 22:44
Corned beef hash for one:

1x tin of corned beef
1x tin of carrots
1x tin potatos
1x oxo cube
1x small onion

Fry chopped onion till brown, cube up the corned beef, drop it in and fry till ti goes soft, add about half a pint of water, bung in your vegies (without juice) add a good squirt of tomato ketchup, and the oxo cube. if you like spicy foods, add some tobasco and cayenne, else just salt and pepper, simmer for 8-10 mins, stirring and keeping an eye on it. then serve. takes about 20 mins, lovely

Kids these days aint taught right, i could cook a full roast meal with all the trimmings at 15 :D

Joel

tulip
10-06-2005, 23:42
Originally posted by Andy
This is a consequence of Home Economics teaching going down-hill in school. All kids learn in Home Economics is how to make apple crumble and bake bread. Who can live on those?

Amusing story: In Home Economics at school we had to prepare a healthy meal within a certain budget. We could do anything we liked, but had to get permission from the teacher first. We had to supply our own ingrediants. My friend decided to make Shepherd's Pie. Imagine the look on teacher's face when he turned up with a ready made shepherd's pie from ASDA. We had to wash a pair of tights and make toast and a cup of tea!

Strix
11-06-2005, 00:12
See the thread on 'Stoodent food' for some simple recipes :thumbsup:

peterdo
11-06-2005, 03:23
I don't think there is any excuse for not being able to cook. If you can read and tell the time you can learn to cook. My mother died when I was 9 years old, that's when I learned. :thumbsup:

Chicago
11-06-2005, 06:33
Mainframe,

If you have not died of starvation yet or ran out of money eating take out, perhaps you may want to use the bachelor method of food preparation.

Breakfast: Cereal (pour in bowl with milk)

Lunch: Sandwich (Bread and filling)

Dinner: Salad (cut head of lettuce in half and put dressing on top. Eat over sink to reduce the number of dishes that need to be cleaned.)

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missb
11-06-2005, 10:31
A colleague announced the other day that her daughter was ecstatic ( or should I say eggstatic ) because she had managed to make herself an omellete! This was a shock because the daughter is 19! Here the problem lies. My colleague is a fussy mother who runs around after her daughter picking up after both her daughter and the daughter's boyfriend, washing, cooking and cleaning for them both. She then complains when they expect her to do everything for them! It's her own fault and I told her so. She hasn't taught her daughter any basic skills to arm her for fending on her own.

I have a teenage son who can cook, clean and tidy up after himself because I have taught him what to do.

I'm not being awful but when your parents return you might want to have a few lessons in home economics.:thumbsup:

Funky Dave
11-06-2005, 10:54
Assuming you've still got the energy to leave the house, why not go out for a meal?

mslotus
11-06-2005, 11:10
My 14 year old daughter makes a mean spa bol, she also cooks shepherds pie and macaroni cheese from scratch as well as being able to do bacon eggs etc. Am going to teach her to make curry next. My son is 22 and he can also cook lots of things, having done some cooking at school and watching me in the kitchen. Best thing to do is watch and learn. Good luck.

Colonel
11-06-2005, 11:20
Just make things that are simple to make. I love making myself omlette (if thats how you spell it). How about...

Ready to cook meals. Simple and easy. Or what about a fresh salad. mmmm!

Just experiment :D

foxy027
11-06-2005, 11:52
I'd be ashamed if i were you!!

Suerly there is something you can cook its not rocket science or brain surgery

Kthebean
11-06-2005, 13:28
I was actually shocked at the amount of people who turn up at university completely unable to cook the simplest thing. How did they imagine they were going to survive?

My sister was one of them but before she left home to go to Uni (shes older than me) I taught her how to make stir fry, spag bol and sausage and mash, I think shes been living on those three dishes ever since!