Vote for you top 5 mingers in football.
Heres Mine:

1: Peter Beardsley
2: Matt Le Tissier
3: Harry Redknapp (i know hes a manager but Damn hes scary)
4: Ian Dowie
5: Steve Bruce........have u seen his nose???

Any Arsenal player from the early nineties. Take yer pick from these handsome devils :heyhey:

Paul Merson
Tony Adams
Ian Wright
Nigel Winterburn
Kevin Campbell
John Jensen
Martin Keown
Ray Parlour

Got something against Arsenal have you? :D

What about Alan Smith and Martin Hayes?

Originally posted by Lickszz
Got something against Arsenal have you? :D



Yes. They're all incredibly ugly. And they beat the Owls in both cups a decade ago, starting the downfall that we're only just beginning to recover from (albeit £30 million in debt) :mad:

Originally posted by Lickszz
What about Alan Smith and Martin Hayes?

Alan Smith! How could I have forgotten that minger?! Never heard of Martin Hayes though.

Originally posted by Abdul
Yes. They're all incredibly ugly. And they beat the Owls in both cups a decade ago, starting the downfall that we're only just beginning to recover from (albeit £30 million in debt) :mad:



Alan Smith! How could I have forgotten that minger?! Never heard of Martin Hayes though.

I thought it might have had something to do with the 93 cup finals. The best bit was when Morrow broke his arm falling off someones back while trying to celebrate. :D

I think Martin Hayes is from the late 80's. He played up front with Niall Quinn.

I'll take this opportunity to add a few other ugly mugs that haven't been mentioned.

Luke Chadwick
Steve Ogrizovic
Martin Hodge
Ronaldinho
David Dodds

I heard a great comment about Iain Dowie a while ago. I think it was Adrian Chiles on MOTD 2 who said "Your mother always told you that your face would stay as it was if the wind changed too quickly. I think he's the living proof!"

Sam Allardyce by far and away the ugliest player and manager IMHO.

iain dowie, how could anyone be uglier than him?

Originally posted by Robbie_Lovin
iain dowie, how could anyone be uglier than him?

You may have a point there. What is that strange thing (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40473000/jpg/_40473007_dowie.jpg) on his head? Oh, it's his face

Ill give you ugly players:

Luke Chdwick
Martin Keown
Christian Ziege
Oliver Kahn
Ronaldinho
Recoba
Ed de Goey
Phillip Neville

1 - iain dowie

2 - martin keown

3 - peter beardsley

4 - nobby stiles

5 - steve ogrizovic

I've always thought that Harry Rednapp's face resembles a brown paper bag filled with hard-boiled sweets.

The impressive gobber that is El Hadji-Diouf looks like a smeared thumb-mark (with saliva). Sir Alex Ferguson makes me think of bacon.

But for sheer ugliness, I'd go along with Luke Chadwick, Ian Dowie (the guy looks perpetually startled) and Ronaldo, simply because he looks as if he's about to start crying. Maybe it's because all his face flies off when he runs, like a pizza tied to a rocket, bits of cheese and pepperoni flying off.

Whilst on the subject of football, I think Mark Pougatch of BBC TV and radio should get a mention for his brilliant surname.

Cristiano Ronaldo is an ugly git, he looks a bit like a horse...

Originally posted by IanMitchell
Cristiano Ronaldo is an ugly git, he looks a bit like a horse...

have you seen him in that advert?

definately not an actor

mind you, hes good at acting on the pitch

Originally posted by IanMitchell
Cristiano Ronaldo is an ugly git, he looks a bit like a horse...



Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy???:clap:

Originally posted by blademan
I heard a great comment about Iain Dowie a while ago. I think it was Adrian Chiles on MOTD 2 who said "Your mother always told you that your face would stay as it was if the wind changed too quickly. I think he's the living proof!"

See Iain Dowie and Soccer am have managed to get Bouncbackability into the latest Collins dictionary.

Football, has to be Ronaldo. Looks like Red Rum on a bad day.
Strange how all the ugly £100,000 a week guys get stunning women.
Presume it's their personalities.

I know that the money attracts the women but in there case is that all?

Originally posted by desy
I know that the money attracts the women but in there case is that all?

Well, someone said Ronaldo looks like a horse.

Maybe, when it comes to attracting the opposite sex, it's not the money but another horse-like feature that he boasts?

(Maybe the weight of it swinging between his legs is why he falls to the floor at the merest touch?)

Also, probably doesn't so much as wear a box as have to travel in one...,

Originally posted by IanMitchell
Cristiano Ronaldo is an ugly git, he looks a bit like a horse...

he is one of these people who can either be really ugly/good looking!!

some days he will look like a right munter, other times he looks a well decent young man

Iain Dowie (scary),Peter Beardsley and Matt Le Tissier spring to mind.......Although It must be nice to be rich even though your ugly!!

Originally posted by foxy027
Iain Dowie (scary),Peter Beardsley and Matt Le Tissier spring to mind.......Although It must be nice to be rich even though your ugly!!

OK then, what would you rather be, rich or ugly?

Suppose if you were rich then you'd have as much cosmetic surgery as you'd need.

Anyone that has ever played for sheff utd, that shirt makes everyone look ugly.:hihi:

Alex Sabella.
Sheffield united player in the late 70's does not look too good nowadays LOOK HERE (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/viking99/forums/unitedite.jpg)

Last time you linked to that photo you said it was owdlad!

Originally posted by Longcol
Last time you linked to that photo you said it was owdlad!

And the time before that I said It was a united ite.
Still makes me smile though. :hihi:

Peter Beardsley
Carlos Valderrama
luke Chadwick
Shrek

Originally posted by viking
And the time before that I said It was a united ite.
Still makes me smile though. :hihi:

Actually it looks a lot like Jimmy Sirrell who was one of United's managers in the 70's. He must have been a contender for ugliest manager of all time.

Originally posted by Longcol
Actually it looks a lot like Jimmy Sirrell who was one of United's managers in the 70's. He must have been a contender for ugliest manager of all time.

Yeh he made Peter Beardsley and Luke Chadwick good lucking:gag:

Ugliest looking team of all time must have been the Middlesbrough team that Jack Charlton managed when they got promoted to the old first division back in the 70's,

Players like Craggs, Murdoch, Boam, Foggon.........they looked like they could eat ten times as many pies as Kevin Pressman, sup a couple of gallons a night and still have room for fish and chips on the way home.

Originally posted by spyro2000

Shrek

Surely Tottenham's manager Martin Jol is the greatest Shrek lookalike of the modern game. :)