Just a little poser for people to reply to. You can be as annonymous as you like.

"I am Heteroman; post-metero-sexual, retro-hairy but still sensetive and caring bloke!"

But seriously!:thumbsup:

where is metrosexual?

and 'asexual' ?

Originally posted by scottf
where is metrosexual?
Usually up their own *rse...:hihi:

And what about genderless eunachs?:clap:

are there any greedy people then?

I chose heterosexual... although I'm still inclined to believe that nobody on this planet is 100% straight, i think were all a bit gay whether we like it or not... same as no person is 100% homosexual either...

but hey, thats my two penneth! I don't really give a flying f**k if I am a bit gay, I am who I am and if you don't love me then sod off :P lol

Originally posted by xafier
I'm still inclined to believe that nobody on this planet is 100% straight, i think were all a bit gay whether we like it or not... same as no person is 100% homosexual either...
I'm not saying this to provoke an argument, but I've never come over a bit gay so far...always been after the ladies.

Maybe I have that to look forward to in my advancing years?

Originally posted by xafier
nobody on this planet is 100% straight,

i have to dissagree- tom jones and david hasslehoff!!! :D :D :D

Originally posted by Carmine
I'm not saying this to provoke an argument, but I've never come over a bit gay so far...always been after the ladies.

Maybe I have that to look forward to in my advancing years?

Was that meant to be a joke? If so you got it completely wrong! Its "come over a little quire" .... "come over a bit gay" makes no sense!

Oh and I know this is a bit un-PC but im only quoting some comdian ... cant remeber his name .... I think he might have been gay :D

Originally posted by scottf
i have to dissagree- tom jones and david hasslehoff!!! :D :D :D
Are we sure they're from this planet?

I've never seen any official documentation that proved they were members of the human race and not the advance scouts for some kind of outer space potatomen intent upon collonizing the Earth?

Originally posted by scottf
where is metrosexual?


thats is so you. definately. :)

Was that meant to be a joke? If so you got it completely wrong! Its "come over a little quire" .... "come over a bit gay" makes no sense!

"come over a little quire" doesnt make much sense to me either - am I missing the joke or should it be a " a little queer"?

Even then I dont see why all the vertically challenged poofs should have all the fun :confused: surely there must be tall gays who love being 'come over'??:suspect:

Originally posted by Lee1979
thats is so you. definately. :)

i know :D :D

Omnisexual
One who will have sexual relations with anything: male, female, intersex, androgynous, animal, child.

Pansexual
A person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender. A person who is fluid in sexual orientation and/or gender or sex identity

Its all too complicated for me :rolleyes:
I just like women :P

Originally posted by scottf
i have to dissagree- tom jones and david hasslehoff!!! :D :D :D

thank god they're straight.

think i'm a lesbian.
when i saw 2 girls kissing my dad said they were lesbians & as i like kissing women i must be lesbian 2.
does that qualify & not being 100% heterosexual?

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Just a little poser for people to reply to. You can be as annonymous as you like.


Why ?

I'm a hetro kind of guy.

Originally posted by venger
Why ?

he has a point...why?

Tri sexual on menstrual cycle - Try anything and got transport

Originally posted by floyd77
"come over a little quire" doesnt make much sense to me either - am I missing the joke or should it be a " a little queer"?

Even then I dont see why all the vertically challenged poofs should have all the fun :confused: surely there must be tall gays who love being 'come over'??:suspect:

It's gay, not poof. Poof is offensive. Your attempt at a joke was also unfunny.

I'm gay.

im bi and i do not mind who knows it,

friend just call me too greedy or ask if i can one day make up my mind of who i want.

Originally posted by redrobbo
It's gay, not poof. Poof is offensive. Your attempt at a joke was also unfunny.

I'm gay.

so do you change channels when four puffs and a piano do there bit on the jon ross show on a friday night

not having a go just curious

Originally posted by panda79
so do you change channels when four puffs and a piano do there bit on the jon ross show on a friday night

not having a go just curious

You pose a fair question panda79. Although I don't actually possess a television, I am aware of whom you are referring to.

The four gay guys self-style themselves as puffs (poofs?, whichever). They have reclaimed an offensive word for themselves. Similarly, some gay guys describe themselves as queer, which is another reclaimed offensive word. The subtle difference is that whereas gay people can choose to describe themselves with any words they choose, generally speaking, such words are usually used in a derogatory or offensive way by other people, e.g., the post by floyd77.

Yawn. Yet another sexuality thread. Surely this has been done to death now? :roll:

Can I just add my two penny piece about...

excuse me, Anthony (Big Brother) has just started exercising... (in his pants!)

I agree.They are starting to get repetitious. :nod:

Originally posted by peterdo
I agree.They are starting to get repetitious. :nod:

what, his crunches?

(sorry).

Originally posted by Deavon
Can I just add my two penny piece about...

excuse me, Anthony (Big Brother) has just started exercising... (in his pants!)

I just saw that too. I don't fancy him at all though! I can obviously see why people would but I hate the whole over-groomed thing and he is so metro-sexual! I really hate it.

98% gay

I have always head a leaning towards Jane ASHER though !"!!(must be her cakes!)

Originally posted by Kristian
Yawn. Yet another sexuality thread. Surely this has been done to death now? :roll:

I agree Kris. Makes you wonder why there's all this interest in the subject from "straight" people?

So, Kristian, what do YOU think of straight people?

Originally posted by xafier
I chose heterosexual... although I'm still inclined to believe that nobody on this planet is 100% straight, i think were all a bit gay whether we like it or not... same as no person is 100% homosexual either...

but hey, thats my two penneth! I don't really give a flying f**k if I am a bit gay, I am who I am and if you don't love me then sod off :P lol

I have found this to be true. No one is 100% straight, or the other way round. I have had a relationship with someone who claimed they were straight and only interested in women, and later got married and had a kid. I have also had a relationship with a person who said they were straight, but later turned out to be a complete to***r and a raving homo! :confused:

Originally posted by redrobbo
The four gay guys self-style themselves as puffs (poofs?, whichever). They have reclaimed an offensive word for themselves. Similarly, some gay guys describe themselves as queer, which is another reclaimed offensive word. The subtle difference is that whereas gay people can choose to describe themselves with any words they choose, generally speaking, such words are usually used in a derogatory or offensive way by other people, e.g., the post by floyd77.

nigga please :roll:

Originally posted by redrobbo
You pose a fair question panda79. Although I don't actually possess a television, I am aware of whom you are referring to.

The four gay guys self-style themselves as puffs (poofs?, whichever). They have reclaimed an offensive word for themselves. Similarly, some gay guys describe themselves as queer, which is another reclaimed offensive word. The subtle difference is that whereas gay people can choose to describe themselves with any words they choose, generally speaking, such words are usually used in a derogatory or offensive way by other people, e.g., the post by floyd77.

And which part was derogatory then??
If you like I could start being derogatory and offensive so your accusation fits, ya big pink raving homo.

What makes you think im straight anyway?

Originally posted by floyd77
Ya big pink raving homo.

Nice one! You gotta love it...:clap:

Originally posted by floyd77
What makes you think im straight anyway?

Most people assume that most people are straight...its the way of the world unfortunatley....

Originally posted by redrobbo
It's gay, not poof. Poof is offensive. Your attempt at a joke was also unfunny.

I'm gay.

I don't find poof offensive, but then again me and my mates call each other "bummer" or "homo" in public, so I guess I wouldn't.

Well I am actually straight - but he went off on a bit of a crusade without considering I could be gay...

Oh and I've e-mail Jonothan Ross to let him know how offensive he's being by saying the words '4 poofs and a piano' every week when he introduces them, or constant 'poof' references every time he talks to them. To the best of my knowledge he's straight (ish) so he must be being derogatory.

Originally posted by floyd77
And which part was derogatory then??
If you like I could start being derogatory and offensive so your accusation fits, ya big pink raving homo.
What makes you think im straight anyway?

Ignorance + insensitivity. Instead of stopping to think and consider for a minute, you post again with deliberate derogatory remarks. Case proved m'lud.

'Oh, for something witty to say...' = would that be true.

'ding ding' - the offended bus is leaving. :wave:

"What did I do in life before the sheffield forum.."

Sat in a darkened room and cried if your intolerance to reading remarks without being offended is anything to go by.

Sorry, but black rappers have the monopoly on using words 'willy nilly' that cant be uttered by others.

Stop being such a poof, and get over it:suspect: oops!

Originally posted by floyd77
Well I am actually straight - but he went off on a bit of a crusade without considering I could be gay...

There was no crusade in my response to your original post. It was quite apparent that you were not gay - as you stated you didn't get the first joke, and thought you were missing something. Plus your attempt at an unfunny joke "vertically challenged poofs" at the expense of gay people.

Originally posted by floyd77

Oh and I've e-mail Jonothan Ross to let him know how offensive he's being by saying the words '4 poofs and a piano' every week when he introduces them, or constant 'poof' references every time he talks to them. To the best of my knowledge he's straight (ish) so he must be being derogatory.

I suggest you re-read my reply to panda79. As these entertainers describe themselves with a reclaimed word, then it is perfectly ok for the host of the show (and anybody else for that matter) to refer to them by their self-chosen name.

What is it with some of you hetero guys that you are so intrigued about gays?

Originally posted by floyd77
[B
Stop being such a poof, and get over it:suspect: oops! [/B]

Now that is funny! Your humour is improving, and even I could laugh at that. :thumbsup:

This is me not listening any more.....

yawn....................PEOPLE PUTTING OTHERS INTO LITTLE BOXES.............

MY dog is epileptic,
my best friends' sister is dying
I am moving house
my carpets need cleaning
I have forgotton a friends birthday
i need a shave

there isnt ordinary life more interesting than this post?

I suggest that redrobbo calms down a bit. When i was younger i had a friend who i later had a relationship with who called me "poof" constantly...i got really mad but then one day thought "who cares?". People are gonna call you all sorts in your life and "Poof" is probably the least thing you need to worry about!

Originally posted by crowefan
yawn....................PEOPLE PUTTING OTHERS INTO LITTLE BOXES.............

MY dog is epileptic,
my best friends' sister is dying
I am moving house
my carpets need cleaning
I have forgotton a friends birthday
i need a shave

there isnt ordinary life more interesting than this post?

Epileptic Dog? Poor thing...and you're best friends sister too...

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If there are any more then I'll simply ban the poster concerned.

Keep things civil, please.

Thanks,

Joe

this is a silly poll.
Where's the option for mind your own f***in buisiness? :D

Originally posted by JoePritchard

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Joe

I hope this wasnt aimed at me? If so then i apologise if i have caused offence!

Originally posted by robbie
he has a point...why?

Why not? There's polls about gender, age, etc etc. No need for anyone to get defensive or "touchy".

Originally posted by Avalon
I suggest that redrobbo calms down a bit. When i was younger i had a friend who i later had a relationship with who called me "poof" constantly...i got really mad but then one day thought "who cares?". People are gonna call you all sorts in your life and "Poof" is probably the least thing you need to worry about!

Avalon, can I just ask, are you gay?

Originally posted by Avalon
Joe

I hope this wasnt aimed at me? If so then i apologise if i have caused offence!

Not aimed at anyone in particular, just noticed a few postings that were getting out of hand.

joe

Originally posted by t020
Why not? There's polls about gender, age, etc etc. No need for anyone to get defensive or "touchy".

To be fair, RedRobbo is the least "touchy" person I've ever met. And I've got to say, I'm getting bored of threads that are deliberately started to entice people into being able to air their predjudices - over and over and OVER again. And they aren't even constructing well thought out arguments... it's just an excuse for playground name calling.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
And I've got to say, I'm getting bored of threads that are deliberately started to entice people into being able to air their predjudices - over and over and OVER again. And they aren't even constructing well thought out arguments... it's just an excuse for playground name calling. [/B]

As the tread starter I have to say that I didn't start it with the intention of airing any prejudice or to intice others to do so.

My main reason for starting the thread (apart from boredom) was to test the theory that 90% of people are stright and 10% gay. I also deliberately included a couple of other options. I think the latest poll results show that a large majority are hetrosexual although not as high as 90%.

Originally posted by slimsid2000
As the tread starter I have to say that I didn't start it with the intention of airing any prejudice or to intice others to do so.

My main reason for starting the thread (apart from boredom) was to test the theory that 90% of people are stright and 10% gay. I also deliberately included a couple of other options. I think the latest poll results show that a large majority are hetrosexual although not as high as 90%.

Yeah, I'm not totally having a go at you as you've not really been prejudiced. But the truth is, you KNOW who the gay people are on the thread, you have an idea in your head of who's going to reply and what percentage they make up, and therefore is it really necessary?

Is your poll really going to be as acurate as something you've read, that was obviously carried out by statisticians on a bigger scale than yours?

Why not just accept what you've read, that 90% of people are straight? You must have known that at some point, some biggots are going to start name calling?

Perhaps it would be better to close the thread now then.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Avalon, can I just ask, are you gay?

I respectfully decline to answer that question, as i do not see how it is relevant.

It's relevant to find out if you know, as a gay man, what it feels like to be called a poof? Or whether your only experience of being called a poof is as a straight man.

I can see the relevance.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
It's relevant to find out if you know, as a gay man, what it feels like to be called a poof? Or whether your only experience of being called a poof is as a straight man.

I can see the relevance.

Very well, if it helps i am gay. And i no longer see "Poof" as offensive. I used to take it to heart but i dont care any longer.

as another "gay bloke" I am neither upset or angered at words given to describe my exciting sexuality ( and boy is it exciting----NOT)

I am more upset with HOW people talk to me, ( ie with respect) that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME

Originally posted by crowefan
as another "gay bloke" I am neither upset or angered at words given to describe my exciting sexuality ( and boy is it exciting----NOT)

I am more upset with HOW people talk to me, ( ie with respect) that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME

Seconded.

Well I can't believe that as a gay man, that you wouldn't feel slightly offended, or even a bit frightened if, say, a big gang of testosteroned straight males came up with malice in their voice, calling you a "poof". There's a world of difference between that, and your mates calling you one. That is the point that RedRobbo is making about the word being reclaimed.

I've no doubt that as a gay man, both RedRobbo and yourself have had to deal with prejudice, surely you can see his reasons for wanting to speak up against it?

Originally posted by crowefan
as another "gay bloke" I am neither upset or angered at words given to describe my exciting sexuality ( and boy is it exciting----NOT)

I am more upset with HOW people talk to me, ( ie with respect) that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME

Well, fair enough then. I'm not going to fight the corner for someone who doesn't want me to.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Well I can't believe that as a gay man, that you wouldn't feel slightly offended, or even a bit frightened if, say, a big gang of testosteroned straight males came up with malice in their voice, calling you a "poof". There's a world of difference between that, and your mates calling you one. That is the point that RedRobbo is making about the word being reclaimed.

I've no doubt that as a gay man, both RedRobbo and yourself have had to deal with prejudice, surely you can see his reasons for wanting to speak up against it?

I can see you point here BoroughGal. There is a world of difference between the two scenarios you describe. I would of course feel threatened and upset if scenario number 1 happened. But if i was walking down the street and someone shouted "ya poof" at me i wouldnt care. Similarly if my mates called me "poof" i wouldnt mind uless there was real malace invloved. There is a differnce between "you poof" and "YOU POOF"

But do you not feel that some of the posters on here ARE saying YOU POOF?

I THINK POOF is rather an old fashioned sixties throwback of a word....

like I said I have been called a poof by the man doing our decorating, but it was done with respect ( "you poofs have nice taste" etc etc

if a group of beer spilled soaks yeslled at me "poof" I would be offended......whats more important is the way it is done and meant

I would prefer to be called a poof than common.....!!!!

Originally posted by BoroughGal
But do you not feel that some of the posters on here ARE saying YOU POOF?

Hmmm...some people may well be....bu ti believe that others are just playing at it.

We're all agreed then! My job is done.... :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Avalon
But if i was walking down the street and someone shouted "ya poof" at me i wouldnt care.

If I was a bit p*ssed, and I thought I would win should I fight start, I'd have a go back, and have done several times, usually with quite hysterical "Oh, I didn't mean you mate" explainations been offered once you confront them.

Well good on you Nick, but not everyone is as hard as you.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
To be fair, RedRobbo is the least "touchy" person I've ever met. And I've got to say, I'm getting bored of threads that are deliberately started to entice people into being able to air their predjudices - over and over and OVER again. And they aren't even constructing well thought out arguments... it's just an excuse for playground name calling.

I was speaking to Robbie and venger who asked "why" to begin with. I don't think this thread was started with that intention. I would find it interesting to see whether the portion of homsexual users on this forum is higher or lower than the national average (widely thought of as 10%), for no other reason than intrigue.

PS. If Avalon hasn't already said so (I can't be bothered to read all the posts when there are 5 pages), he is gay as he has stated this before in other threads.

my worst insult as a gay bloke was when I was helping a guy recover from a huge liver operation............... he looked at me post op,and said through the oxygen mask

"fu"K me its jeremy speight from airport"

not nice

Originally posted by BoroughGal
Well good on you Nick, but not everyone is as hard as you.

Perhaps I should start a "Tough Poof" class at the gym ?

Originally posted by t020
PS. If Avalon hasn't already said so (I can't be bothered to read all the posts when there are 5 pages), he is gay as he has stated this before in other threads.

Yes, and Yes several thousand times!

I too am getting bored with the playground name-calling. I feel sorry for the people who obviously are frightened by gay people and therefore have to call them names.

I agree with Kristian - surely this has been done to death?

Perhaps I should start a "Tough Poof" class at the gym ?

What a good idea! I think you should patent that before someone else does....

:clap: :clap: :clap:

avalon

i agree just smile gentley and walk into the sunset

i'm gay but still find women very attractive and do get sexual feelings for em everynow and then so i strongly agree with the post earlier on saying that no one is 100% gay or straight

Originally posted by crowefan
avalon

i agree just smile gentley and walk into the sunset

Me too.

*Smiles gentely, and walks into the sunset...*

Originally posted by damo
i'm gay but still find women very attractive and do get sexual feelings for em everynow and then so i strongly agree with the post earlier on saying that no one is 100% gay or straight

This is something that interests me, as I still fancy women occasionally. Which women exactly (I mean famous women, not people who work in the local Spar) do you like ? Personally I think Uma Thurman is gorgeous.

**links arms with all the poofs and walks into the sunset**

EDIT: but not in a fag-hag sort of way.

Originally posted by BoroughGal
**links arms with all the poofs and walks into the sunset**

Surely we would skip ala Wizzard OF Oz ?

ok ok ok i cannot spell gently

and I never skip.................

Originally posted by BoroughGal
I've got to say, I'm getting bored of threads that are deliberately started to entice people into being able to air their predjudices - over and over and OVER again. And they aren't even constructing well thought out arguments... it's just an excuse for playground name calling.

Whilst acknowledging that slimsid2000 subsequently explained that he didn't start his poll to allow people to air their prejudices, nevertheless this poster couldn't resist airing his prejudices......
Originally posted by floyd77

I dont see why all the vertically challenged poofs should have all the fun

and again here.....

Originally posted by floyd77

If you like I could start being derogatory and offensive so your accusation fits, ya big pink raving homo.



IMO, deliberately offensive, prejudiced, intolerant and ignorant.
I really feel quite sad for the guy.

well nick uma thurman is v nice i find jennifer aniston, jennifer elison, davina mcall, britney spears ferne cotton and certain other famous women attractive davina mainly for her personality..

but when i go out i see loads of very nice women kinda makes me regret me being gay lol people like sparklesista and angel05 are cuties too and they know it hehe :)