REUTERS TODAY did not report that Sir Cliff Richard was found dead in the lavatory of his church.

Furthermore their reporter did not discover that he had been having a torrid love affair with Camilla Parker Lady Penelope (out of Thunderbirds) since 1967.


Infact it would seem that Sir Cliff is alive and well and possibly thinking about making another christmas number one in the next year or so.

(These alligations are totally unfounded and made up by me because I was bored ) :hihi:

Odd, but we never see you and Cliff on here posting at the same time (Cox and Box?)

i would have so loved that to be true :(

OP = Fail.

Some "jokes" just AREN'T funny! :rant:

this is a typical im very bored thread