I have always really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really badly wanted to be a stormtrooper!! They are so cool.

I was searching on eBay and for just a replica helmet the prices started at £155!! :o

One day I'll turn to the dark side and then I shall splash out and have one!! Mu ha ha ha!

I also share this passion, i was so dissappointed when i discovered the very same thing.

Apparantly there is this club down near london, they are like a re-enactment group, but stormtroopers, they get hired out to star wars conventions.

They were at the premiere in london, could be viewed upon as being pretty sad though.

And I thought I was sad!

(Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?:P )

Got to be the complete Darth Vader get up for me (my gf has a real thing for DV!)

Also one hundred billion pounds would be quite nice!

If this is solely Star Wars related then it'd be the restraint of mind when I see the Jedi's fire up the light sabres to not mentally go "Vvvvvoooommmm!".

If I can state things unrelated to Star Wars then I'd plump for a TVR Chimera...... now that just goes Vroooooooooom! :hihi:

I really want an endless pool. A small swimming pool which is like a treadmill for runners and can be fitted to any house. Allso can use as a splash pool or heat up and have the jets going to make into a big hot tub.

However with a price tag of £10k we won't be getting one

www.endlesspools.co.uk

I wouldnt mind a lightsabre, they would have to be the coolest accessories.

what about one of those racers in the phantom menace. i wouldnt mind one of those to get to work one - beats the bus!

I want a Masterpiece Optimus Prime.

Yes, I'm a sad geek who still likes Transformers in his late twenties...

I'd love a twelve inch pianist.

I could take him everywhere with me...and what music we could make.

I want a rooftop garden. Give me another couple of years.

I desperately wanted a computer battlehips game when I was a kid, but never got one, then I saw one at a carboot salee and bought it.

It's crap.

Originally posted by nick2
I desperately wanted a computer battlehips game when I was a kid, but never got one, then I saw one at a carboot salee and bought it.

It's crap.

:hihi: Thanks for that, nick2, you've really cheered me up!:hihi:

I have an image of Andy Pitkin mouthing the infamous catchphrase with a computer battleships game in his lap!:clap:

I'd kill to get my hands on the M.U.S.C.L.E. figures that are still missing from my collection...and in the original pink, not those annoying ruddy colours they brought in later on! :thumbsup:

What I want now that I'll probably never have is a flat stomach :(

Originally posted by nick2
What I want now that I'll probably never have is a flat stomach :(

A bout of Montezuma's Revenge can see to that! :D

I always wanted a Fuzzy Felts when I was little. Never had one though I used to ask for one every birthday and Christmas for years until I was way too old..

Never got one ( and I dunno why they weren't that expensive dad!). So decided we'll have lots of kids and buy them the toys we wanted and never got.

Originally posted by samc
I always wanted a Fuzzy Felts when I was little. Never had one though I used to ask for one every birthday and Christmas for years until I was way too old..

Never got one ( and I dunno why they weren't that expensive dad!). So decided we'll have lots of kids and buy them the toys we wanted and never got.

I had a fuzzy felt set...believe me, their wonders were finite. :D

Originally posted by Carmine
I had a fuzzy felt set...believe me, their wonders were finite. :D
Mmm, yes. Even with three or four sets, you soon begin to run out of ideas.

But did you ever sample the delights of Stickle Bricks? it was like spikey lego and far more fun as you were less restricted in your construction methods........ eeeeeeh, those were the days.

Originally posted by DanSumption
Mmm, yes. Even with three or four sets, you soon begin to run out of ideas.

Yup.

Dog bites man, man shoots dog, dinosaur eats man and remains of dog and drives off in F1 racing car.

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
But did you ever sample the delights of Stickle Bricks? it was like spikey lego and far more fun as you were less restricted in your construction methods........ eeeeeeh, those were the days.

Ah yes!

Anyone remember those crappy lego men that had no legs and really long arms?

I would really like a tank. The kind that chased Clarkson in his Land Rover Sport on Top Gear, if you saw that.

I can just picture myself, rolling down the moor :)

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
But did you ever sample the delights of Stickle Bricks? it was like spikey lego and far more fun as you were less restricted in your construction methods........ eeeeeeh, those were the days.
Hmm, for some reason I could never get the hang of that either, all I ever managed to produce was "rectangle stuck to other rectangle, slightly off-centre, topped by semi-circle, also off-centre".

That off-centre business used to rankle so much. I think I never actually made anything worthwhile with stickle bricks because I spent all my time trying to work out whether it was possible to stick something on and not have it off-centre.

I've just realised one other thing I want SO BADLY but will probably never have... stickle bricks which stick directly on top of one another, centred.

Originally posted by kathythebean
I would really like a tank. The kind that chased Clarkson in his Land Rover Sport on Top Gear, if you saw that.

I can just picture myself, rolling down the moor :)

Did anyone see the show where Jeremy Clarkson ponced about in a sportscar he claimed could evade the targetting system of an attack helicopter?

I was just praying that the pilot would "slip" and blow the curly-topped tw*t to pieces with a ground-to-air missile. :clap: :hihi: :D

Originally posted by Carmine
I was just praying that the pilot would "slip" and blow the curly-topped tw*t to pieces with a ground-to-air missile. :clap: :hihi: :D
Oh yeees! Another thing I want SO BADLY and will probably never have!

Originally posted by Carmine
I had a fuzzy felt set...believe me, their wonders were finite. :D

All you need is someone with a 0-crop haircut and you can have hours of fun sticking it to their head, well it kept my niece entertained, I often turned-up at the pub with a fuzzy-felt animal stuck to my head.

Originally posted by nick2
All you need is someone with a 0-crop haircut and you can have hours of fun sticking it to their head, well it kept my niece entertained, I often turned-up at the pub with a fuzzy-felt animal stuck to my head.

LOL!!!:hihi:

You got me again!:thumbsup:

Originally posted by DanSumption
Oh yeees! Another thing I want SO BADLY and will probably never have!

Hear Hear :clap:

If I ever got my tank I'd be straight round jezza's for a bit of 'friendly fire' :)

:hihi: The fellow is quite the comsumate w*nker!:hihi:

I think a replicator (out of Star Trek) would be nice. I have this vision of sitting on the sofa shouting STELLA, COLD, PINT.

Though a holo-deck has potential, but I think I'd only use it for "rude" things.

Originally posted by nick2
I think a replicator (out of Star Trek) would be nice. I have this vision of sitting on the sofa shouting STELLA, COLD, PINT.

Though a holo-deck has potential, but I think I'd only use it for "rude" things.

As the stand-up comic said at the Star Trek convention: "They'd never have gotten me out of there as a teenager. Picard would have walked in on me potholing and demanded that I go see Councellor Troi. But this is Councellor Tori I'd reply."

A replicator would be nice as well...Tea, earl grey...nah, best make it a g&t.:clap:

Originally posted by nick2
All you need is someone with a 0-crop haircut and you can have hours of fun sticking it to their head, well it kept my niece entertained, I often turned-up at the pub with a fuzzy-felt animal stuck to my head.



I soooo want a fuzzy felt set now!!! Wish I'd have been stood behind you at the bar. I could have pinched the animal and started my own set.

Ha ha - that's my big giggle of the day from the forum.:clap:

I want a movie memorabillia deluxe Batman costume, but they're like $300 on moviehut.com, which works out at about £150-175 at current exchange rate, and I can't afford to borrow Dad's credit card for that kind of money when I'd have to pay it back eventually :(

Originally posted by Rich
I want a movie memorabillia deluxe Batman costume, but they're like $300 on moviehut.com, which works out at about £150-175 at current exchange rate, and I can't afford to borrow Dad's credit card for that kind of money when I'd have to pay it back eventually :(


Have you got the Batman muscles to wear the garment?

Originally posted by Rich
I want a movie memorabillia deluxe Batman costume, but they're like $300 on moviehut.com, which works out at about £150-175 at current exchange rate, and I can't afford to borrow Dad's credit card for that kind of money when I'd have to pay it back eventually :(

I went to college with a guy who had a Sylvester suit (as in Loony Tunes) and used to wear it to seminars and around Loxley College.

Anyone else think he was dropped on his head as a child?:loopy: :D :hihi:

One of my mates is obsessed with wanting a smoking jacket?!

One day I would really like to make someone scared of me - not just in a ooo-you-gave-me-a-right-fright-then kinda way, more in a wow-this-girls-crazy-and-shes-probably-going-to-kill-us-all-Tarantino-classic sort of way :)

Originally posted by kathythebean
One of my mates is obsessed with wanting a smoking jacket?!

One day I would really like to make someone scared of me - not just in a ooo-you-gave-me-a-right-fright-then kinda way, more in a wow-this-girls-crazy-and-shes-probably-going-to-kill-us-all-Tarantino-classic sort of way :)

Good luck!

Originally posted by Carmine
Good luck!

Thanks! I'm hatching a plot as we type. I'm trying to decide whether to go mafia hitman or bond villain...

Originally posted by kathythebean
Thanks! I'm hatching a plot as we type. I'm trying to decide whether to go mafia hitman or bond villain...
Which Bond villain?

Originally posted by Carmine
I'd love a twelve inch pianist.

I could take him everywhere with me...and what music we could make.

I'd go for a properly-proportioned version myself. I can span more than an octave for those big, crashing chords. Can your 12-inch pianist do that?

Originally posted by joyphil
I'd go for a properly-proportioned version myself. I can span more than an octave for those big, crashing chords. Can your 12-inch pianist do that?
You'd be amazed at the lengths to which a 12-inch pianist can stretch!:hihi:

Or the depths to which he can sink...

Originally posted by joyphil
Or the depths to which he can sink...
That too.

Oh, for fugue's sake.

Originally posted by kathythebean
One day I would really like to make someone scared of me - not just in a ooo-you-gave-me-a-right-fright-then kinda way, more in a wow-this-girls-crazy-and-shes-probably-going-to-kill-us-all-Tarantino-classic sort of way :)
You scare me!

I'm disappointed by the number of people on here who want to be somebody else - Stormtrooper, Darth Vader, Batman... why not just be a super version of yourself?

Originally posted by DanSumption
You scare me!

I'm disappointed by the number of people on here who want to be somebody else - Stormtrooper, Darth Vader, Batman... why not just be a super version of yourself?

Super-puff ?

Doesn't sound very scarey.

I want to be able to play a piano, but overnight.

Originally posted by poppins
I want to be able to play a piano, but overnight.

Your neighbours will love you for that!

Anyone who has read a recent thread of mine will know what mine would be.

Originally posted by poppins
I want to be able to play a piano, but overnight.

Perhaps one day you'll wake up on a beach, dripping wet, forgetting you are Poppins, but capable of playing Chopin and Mozart to a high standard

Originally posted by nick2
Super-puff ?

Doesn't sound very scarey.

I thought you said "sugar puff" for a second and I was taken back to the Biffa Bacon strip in Viz where he tells his parents that he wants sugar puffs for breakfast.

They beat him senseless because sugar is bad for his teeth and they don't like being called poofs. :hihi:

Originally posted by slimsid2000
Anyone who has read a recent thread of mine will know what mine would be.
Conversely, anyone who hasn't won't.

Something I SO BADLY want and will probably soon have is to know what it is that slimsid2000 SO BADLY wants but will probably never have.

Originally posted by LordChaverly
Perhaps one day you'll wake up on a beach, dripping wet, forgetting you are Poppins, but capable of playing Chopin and Mozart to a high standard

Yeah, i heard of people doing that, wouldn't that be nice ?

Originally posted by poppins
Yeah, i heard of people doing that, wouldn't that be nice ?

We could call you 'Pianowoman'

After today I think I'm changing my mind from my earlier post and am now opting for "the will to carry on". The intranet's crashed, my suppliers are all liars, I've been in since 6.45, my customers have unrealistic demands and I've had too much coffee .............. AAARRGGH!

"Waitress! A bottle of will to carry on to table 4 - pronto!"

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
After today I think I'm changing my mind from my earlier post and am now opting for "the will to carry on". The intranet's crashed, my suppliers are all liars, I've been in since 6.45, my customers have unrealistic demands and I've had too much coffee .............. AAARRGGH!


(shouts to replicator) - STELLA, COLD, GALLON

I've changed my mind again - I want a replicator! :hihi:

Originally posted by nick2
(shouts to replicator) - STELLA, COLD, GALLON

Use the holodeck and have an Orion Slavegirl bring it to you!:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Carmine
Which Bond villain?

Dr Bean, perhaps? :) I don't know about the bond idea actually. Have you seen that film where they're growing all the weed and everyone thinks that girl who has fallen asleep is just a pile of coats then at the end she gets up and shoots everyone in the room with a massive automatic gun? I think thats more my style!

YES! DanSumption is scared of me! Grrrr....

(btw Dan what SlimSid wants SO BADLY is a lady to want him SO BADLY ;) )

Haven't seen that one!

I have a cunning plan - (shouts to the replicator) Seven of Nine, Stella, Cold, Gallon!

In reality I may have to make do with Carte Dor, Jedi outcast and ciggies.

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
I have a cunning plan - (shouts to the replicator) Seven of Nine, Stella, Cold, Gallon!

In reality I may have to make do with Carte Dor, Jedi outcast and ciggies.

Is that cold Stella or cold Seven of Nine?:hihi:

Originally posted by kathythebean
Dr Bean, perhaps? :) I don't know about the bond idea actually. Have you seen that film where they're growing all the weed and everyone thinks that girl who has fallen asleep is just a pile of coats then at the end she gets up and shoots everyone in the room with a massive automatic gun? I think thats more my style!



No sorry Carmine, that wasn't the best explanation of what happens, was it! I think it is Lock Stock or Snatch? They nick loads of weed of a big black man then try and sell it back to him?

Maybe I should stick to tanks. After all, I do want one REALLY BADLY!

Last thing I want is a cold Seven of Nine ............ I'd stand no chance of being assimilated then :hihi:

Originally posted by kathythebean
No sorry Carmine, that wasn't the best explanation of what happens, was it! I think it is Lock Stock or Snatch? They nick loads of weed of a big black man then try and sell it back to him?

Maybe I should stick to tanks. After all, I do want one REALLY BADLY!

Doesn't sound like Snatch, that involves diamonds, gypsies and boxing!

Originally posted by Carmine
Doesn't sound like Snatch, that involves diamonds, gypsies and boxing!

In that case I will become a boxing gypsy diamond theif. That ought to scare a few ;)

Originally posted by kathythebean
No sorry Carmine, that wasn't the best explanation of what happens, was it! I think it is Lock Stock or Snatch? They nick loads of weed of a big black man then try and sell it back to him?
Yeah, I think it is Lock Stock.

i would like lfe with no complications and no hassle, but it wont happen

the yellow lotus elise they were selling at heeley bridge garage for only 13 grand! however someone nabbed it so now i can't even gawk in idolisation anymore :mad:

Things you 'SO BADLY' want that you'll probably never have.




No probably about it.



I want one of these (http://ftp.arl.army.mil/ftp/historic-computers/jpeg/ymp.jpg).. Could build the ultimate network around this as the hub!

Originally posted by sccsux
Things you 'SO BADLY' want that you'll probably never have.




No probably about it.



I want one of these (http://ftp.arl.army.mil/ftp/historic-computers/jpeg/ymp.jpg).. Could build the ultimate network around this as the hub!

Imagine playing spider solitaire on that!:thumbsup:

It's kinda Up in Smoke meets Goldfinger, baby. Kinda.

Originally posted by sccsux
I want one of these (http://ftp.arl.army.mil/ftp/historic-computers/jpeg/ymp.jpg).. Could build the ultimate network around this as the hub!

Not bad, I like the Crays that have liquid cooling, and it is cooled by being poured down a big water-feature thing in the middle.

Like this : http://www.bonnieramthun.com/schreiver_pictures/cray_waterfall.jpg

Originally posted by nick2
Not bad, I like the Crays that have liquid cooling, and it is cooled by being poured down a big water-feature thing in the middle.
The Cray twins have liquid cooling and a water-feature thing? Coo, I want that SO BADLY in my coffin when I go as well. Funkier than cryogenics. :D

I want an E-type Jag but with modern engine, brakes and suspension.

Come to think of it . . . I wouldn't mind one of these:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40081000/jpg/_40081368_gal_girls.jpg

Any of them will do except the nasty liverpudlian one.:hihi:

Originally posted by Carmine
I went to college with a guy who had a Sylvester suit (as in Loony Tunes) and used to wear it to seminars and around Loxley College.

Anyone else think he was dropped on his head as a child?:loopy: :D :hihi:

Sufferin' Suckatash! (sp?)

Originally posted by Lestat
Come to think of it . . . I wouldn't mind one of these:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40081000/jpg/_40081368_gal_girls.jpg

Any of them will do except the nasty liverpudlian one.:hihi:

4 of them are my "freebie" list, with elisha cuthbert.

dey is lurrrvly jurrrbly!

a girlfriend...........:D

I want an Mi-26 helicopter.

A family that i can agree with:hihi:

My own little shop selling sugary & spicey things. And for some inane reason, to write a Mills & Boony type piece of published rubbish. :D

Motivation...

God thats so emo isn't it?

Wilf

I wanted to be in the Marines..but I won't ever be there :(

I had a fuzzy felts kit when I was little..infact I had about 4 kits I think

Originally posted by BrainThrust
Motivation...

God thats so emo isn't it?

Wilf

I could do with some of that at the moment. Goes and puts some My Chemical Romance on (I also could use a hammer)

The ultimate in traffic jam evasion- a Lynx helicopter, with all of the weapons of course. Nowhere to park- just land on top of something!

I'd like to live in St Ives, a derelict looking gothic mansion with a bit of land for the horses & dogs (worth millions of course)

Real smokey coil fires and bedrooms with big 4 posters and burgundy & ivory silk throws and just sumptous debauched luxury, books and music from floor to ceiling and have friends helicoptered in when they're feeling a bit glum to come and have a smoke/beer and just chill.

I'd have a fleet of cars no one else ever really likes, Citreon 2Cv's and such, and an Aston Martin DB9 (well come on...)

My Main transport though would be a little collection of motorbikes (i'd have bike meets and auto jumbles, and a bikers cafe etc too...in one wing :D )

Ahh...I'd also be able to NETWORK TWO COMPUTERS TOGETHER WITHOUT LOSING MY MIND....and relax...

A winnin lottery ticket.

peace and quiet.

A 32-34 inch waist.

A photo of Wednesday after winning the European cup.:rolleyes:

Well I can dream can't I ?:loopy: :heyhey:

Mi best chance is wi the furst un innit.:loopy:

Ooh, cancel the helicopter and make mine No 9 St Nicholas Court, St Ives. One in the block of a similar size but not as good view sold last year for a little under £1m. A bit out of my league, but a lovely dream.

And perfect health

And good eyesight

And weighing a lot less

And 3 inches shorter (still be 6')

And the ability to have babies

And hair that's either straight or curly, but not in between

Am I being a bet greedy now?

To be the richest person the world has ever known. Wealth = power! What I could change with that :D

Failing that, a CD player that hasn't jammed!

I want this (http://uk.geocities.com/xboxlord2/images/1001.jpg) from Ebay but I can't afford it... I'd look so cool in it at the Fright Night meet.

Anyone able to lend me £70 for it? :D

Well if we're playing that game. ;)

http://www.alternative-footwear.co.uk/shop.html?lang=en-uk&target=front.html

(EVERYTHING on the site please)

i want happiness.....

...but failing that i'll settle for a ****-load of cash and a big house in a foreign country....




.. with a pet dog that can woof the theme to eastenders

:cool:

Peace of mind.

Happy Marriage.

Just the truth.

Dragon

Originally posted by Rich
I want this (http://uk.geocities.com/xboxlord2/images/1001.jpg) from Ebay but I can't afford it... I'd look so cool in it at the Fright Night meet.

Anyone able to lend me £70 for it? :D

Careful rich somebody else might just have £70 and steal it from you lol :D