This is to be taken in jest people!!



Its Christmas time, all the owls should be afraid
At Christmas time, they let in goals and then badly fade

And while the Blades have plenty
They are stuck with all their debt

And their fans will all have left, before full time.

But say a prayer
Pray for the poor old owl
At Christmas time, it’s hard and he’s not having fun

As he trudges down to Hillsboro
It’s a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas fixtures tell him
That his team are bound to lose
Well tonight thank God it’s them, instead of you

And there won’t be crowds at Hillsboro this Christmas time
The only gifts they’ll get this year will be

When Woods and Beavers go
And more knocks for Akpo

Do they know it’s Christmas time at all

Here’s to owls, raise a laugh for everyone
When they lose, in their empty stadium

Do they know it’s Christmas time at all

Poor old owls
Poor old owls
Poor old owls
Let them know their football club’s a joke

Poor old owls
Let them know their football club’s a joke

To the tune of When A Child Is Born (quick reply version)

A ray of hope flickers at the sty
A lot of Blades expecting to fly high
All across the Lane dawns the Blackwell gloom
This comes to pass cos promotions doomed

la la la la la la la la la

It's all a dream an illusion now,
It won't come true no-way and no-how,
All across the Lane dawns a Blackwell gloom,
This comes to pass cos promotions doomed.

Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas to one and all !

Shut Up Halfbake

we do need aid -but for a club millions in debt , no players , have not spent a penny on a player for 18 months to be only 3 places and 4 points behind a club who have spent millions on so called premiership players on massive wages aint too bad . makes you wonder which eam has the bigger problems:D

Shut Up Halfbake

Lost ya Christmas spirit already ? Ya big girls blouse :hihi: :hihi:

Lets disect brownieblades name

brownieblade
brownie
chocolate fudge brownie
fudge
fudgepacker

And the truth shall set you free!

we do need aid -but for a club millions in debt , no players , have not spent a penny on a player for 18 months to be only 3 places and 4 points behind a club who have spent millions on so called premiership players on massive wages aint too bad . makes you wonder which eam has the bigger problems:D


but over the years wendy have spent much more on players only in 2008 to be 4 points behind their neighbour's. and it does'nt make you wonder who has the most problems if you have a brain.

right off to ride my new motorbike in longley park ;)

Lets disect brownieblades name

brownieblade
brownie
chocolate fudge brownie
fudge
fudgepacker

And the truth shall set you free!

quality:hihi::thumbsup:

but over the years wendy have spent much more on players only in 2008 to be 4 points behind their neighbour's. and it does'nt make you wonder who has the most problems if you have a brain.

right off to ride my new motorbike in longley park ;)

dont get it siezed andcrushed mate -that would be unlucky

Anyone remember that poem about Boxing Day, it went summit like:

Twas Boxing Day at Hillsborough
All were full of Christmas cheer
The Kick Off was an early one
So the fans could get no beer

Loads of verses after that but I can't remember them!