Well, what would you have then?


I think I'd go for a mixed grill of rhino, lion and flamingo.

Do you mean to eat or for company?:suspect:

Do you mean to eat or for company?:suspect:

Either really, its just for fun.
Dont think I'd want to invite anything on my pate though :hihi:

Simple and boring....I would have a nice bit of lamb, and Gordon Ramsey could come round and cook it.

3 chimps and a gorilla as guests(cos it would just be like home) and a woolly mammoth steak on my plate(minus the wool of course) just cos I`m a greedy cow!

Hare.

But they're not easy to find in the shops, so we're having pheasant.

Hare.

But they're not easy to find in the shops, so we're having pheasant.

I have a huge hair here you can have, its a little bit curly though!

I could go for some moose...
Oh and a bit of horse too, penguins for company.

I'd go for some Eland in a stew. Had some in Africa (that had run into one of the electric fences, one of the guides took some cuts of the best bits for us, left the rest for scavengers). It was superb.

I would have, fish chimps and mushy bees :hihi:

I could go for some moose...
Oh and a bit of horse too, penguins for company.

Oh yeah, I could just p-p-pick up a Penguin right now with my cup of tea :hihi:

*gets coat*

Oh yeah, I could just p-p-pick up a Penguin right now with my cup of tea :hihi:

*gets coat*

I wasn't exactly going to sit around tucking into my moose and horse feast with chocolate biscuits propped up on the seats now was I rich. You must think I'm loopy...

I'd go for some Eland in a stew. Had some in Africa (that had run into one of the electric fences, one of the guides took some cuts of the best bits for us, left the rest for scavengers). It was superb.

Saw a picture of one earlier (Eland), first time I think I have heard of them today and now you mention it too.

Will definatly try it if I get the chance.

I think a small starter of tribble with a main course of unicorn stuffed with Tasmanian tiger.

Well, what would you have then?


I think I'd go for a mixed grill of rhino, lion and flamingo.

I'm not sure that the lion would taste so good actually- apparently carnivore meat is really not very pleasant when you're used to omnivore/herbivore meat.

I've eaten lots of different meats, but none of the above. Thompson's gazelle, impala and similar are all very nice, but I thought that the crocodile was overrated.

I don't think I'd like Crocodile either, it'd probably be a bit snappy!

Boom Boom! :hihi:

I'll get me coat.

I'd like to try what Jeremy Clarkson once had: Whale steak with some Puffin grated on it.

Well, what would you have then?


I think I'd go for a mixed grill of rhino, lion and flamingo.

I'm having a pig. Well a pork chop with yorkies, potatoes, and veg. Yum

I'm having a pig. Well a pork chop with yorkies, potatoes, and veg. Yum

:hihi: For a second then I envisaged you with a plate full of chops, tatos,veg and chocolate bars....doh :(

Dodo I think - if it was hunted to extinction for a food source it must taste pretty nice!

Dodo I think - if it was hunted to extinction for a food source it must taste pretty nice!

Nice and logical :thumbsup:

Char grilled Alistair Darling, for he is an enconomic animal and deserves to be burned on a stake. (am i sounding a little bitter?) :D

Today I fancy poached eagle egg.