Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

Originally posted by joe23
Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

Wow I wish I was as smooth as you.

Originally posted by joe23
Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

Hehe, no wonder all the girls are taken up if everyone wins one over with chat up like that :clap: If you get a reply Joe23 let me know I may have to use that myself :hihi:

ive heard of direct, but this..... ha ha

Yeah, think you lost the ladies with the last line!

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I`m looking for a lady but even i didnt try this route.... shall i try also?

So did you have any luck Joe?

Riz ;)

urgh! Yuck!!! I feel quite queesy now.

Originally posted by joe23
Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

Yeah you're on mate! if you don't mind the fact that i haven't shaved for three days! I'll do owt for a pint of stella or sixteen!:gag:

Joe, have you ever met slimsid? mayeb you could go out on the pull together?!

Originally posted by miniminch
Yeah you're on mate! if you don't mind the fact that i haven't shaved for three days! I'll do owt for a pint of stella or sixteen!:gag:

he said 'girls' dearest....:rolleyes:

and they say romance is dead ...

Originally posted by Hubert
and they say romance is dead ...

Not dead - just in intensive care!

You're coming across as desperate, as opposed to smooth, matey. There's plenty of sheep by the A57 that are up for a bit of rumpy pumpy, no questions asked. The farmer may have something to say, admittedly, but I'm sure you can out run him.

come out of your shell m8 not bad for 7th post looks like its 99 change hands for you m8:D :D :help:

Originally posted by joe23
Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

did I dream the original post ? I'm sure it was even more suave and suffistikated than it is now ....:rolleyes:

I'll fight you for him ruby :)

Originally posted by kathythebean
I'll fight you for him ruby :)

I take it loser has to put up with him?

Joe, I've just spotted your post in the Lions match thread:

Come to my house i have sky and ya can watch the games there. any one who wants to come and watch feel free

You really aren't fussy who you couple up with, are you? Stop trying so hard, little fella! Friends'll come along, you'll see. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by rubydazzler
did I dream the original post ? I'm sure it was even more suave and suffistikated than it is now ....:rolleyes:

Nope, definitely didn't dream it! Different words, same meaning...!

who does this guy think he is

I'm surprised a group of you girls don't assemble and make him take you ALL out at the same time, I'm quite sure you could put him off girls for a very long time. Drag him into the ladies and remove his outer clothing perhaps or pin him down and take it in turns to dribble into his mouth. I'm sure the fertile female mind could think up even worse tortures.

Originally posted by joe23
Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

HA HA POST OF TEH YEAR!!!!!1!

Do we still have a "member" of the month award???? ;) :P :D

Originally posted by rubydazzler
did I dream the original post ? I'm sure it was even more suave and suffistikated than it is now ....:rolleyes:

No you didn't ;)

I thought "night of passion" sounded v old fashioned if not romantic. It conjures up mental pictures of passion wagons (with heated seats) dead classy :D

At least the guy was being honest... bless!

Originally posted by ANGELUS
At least the guy was being honest... bless! Yes and honesty can get you nowhere sometimes.... :(

Riz

Originally posted by joe23
Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30

Whats that, 18 to 30 Stone?:hihi:

aw bless, id like to know the progress now, i bet hes only only young 2, try hookin up wi slim sid, always good! come on, we need an update!

Originally posted by ryan123
aw bless, id like to know the progress now, i bet hes only only young 2, try hookin up wi slim sid, always good! come on, we need an update!

Poor kids never made anymore postings since this one...maybe we will never hear from him again...or there again he may still be working his way through the heaps of PM's off all the young, available young ladies!! :hihi: :heyhey:

Originally posted by Shiesh
Poor kids never made anymore postings since this one...maybe we will never hear from him again...or there again he may still be working his way through the heaps of PM's off all the young, available young ladies!! :hihi: :heyhey:

indeed, think al give his procedure a try in a couple a week see what hapens?

Originally posted by Rizvan
Yes and honesty can get you nowhere sometimes.... :(

Riz

Very true, very true!
:D

Originally posted by joe23
Any girls wanna go on a date with me for a great night out Dinner, Drink Then Back To My Place For A night Of Passion. 18-30


Pants - if the 18-30 refers to age I'm too old.

And it has to be the best offer on the forum this month.

Strix - hope you did a search for that link and it's not on your favourites list. Utterly vile.

I am so intrigued as to whether this approach actually worked!

A tad scary I thought!

Originally posted by samc
Strix - hope you did a search for that link and it's not on your favourites list. Utterly vile.
Er, actually I don't think I read it, it was the first thing htat came up on Google.
I'll remove it