Our lass has done it again. She's just come back from Netto and has picked up the wrong bag. Underneath what appears to be small packets of flour are bundles of £20 notes, about 10 bundles 6 to 8 inches thick. If you can give me the serial numbers Ill let you have them back .Perhaps you picked up her bag? Its got a frozen chicken in it. its for tea tonight,her mother is comming around and likes a bit of chicken

it's the little bags of, er, flour I want back!

Your not going to believe this ,the dog has scoffed all the flour and has started acting really wierd, must be the gluten?

Er, yeah - gluten - that'll be it.

Can I buy your dog's poo?

I think your dog just flew over our house using a Netto bag as a parachute.

I've just got back from work,the house is covered in white powder The wife is fast asleep in bed with the dog ,The baby was in the oven and theres a note on the table from my daughter saying she's gone christmas shopping with her gran to New york. I cant find the money either ,do you think the dog ate it?

yeah spent £500 in casino gutted, then lost aload on stock exchange!

I think your dog just flew over our house using a Netto bag as a parachute.

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