People biting ice lollies and baby milk powder going up my fingernails lol

baked beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The "fingernail experience" whilst changing nappies :gag:
Tracksuits tucked in socks.
Tight micro skirts with a massive roll of flesh bulging over the top.
Anybody wearing more gold than Mr T.
Orange people.
Peter Stringfellow.

Silver foil on fillings.
Ice cold water on sensitive teeth.
Knives scraping on plates.
Feet.
People fiddling with their contact lenses (but it's fine when I do it).
Moving something in the garden and having crawly things scuttle about.
Accidentally touching a slug. :gag:

men in shorts on a day like today

men in shorts on a day like today

Are men in shorts ever okay???

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More than one head covering.
thongs
hairy pits
swearing more than once within a sentence when the swearer is not angry

depends if they are wearing jesus sandles with socks or not lol

Treacle sponge (I've got a phobia about it), operations on telly (like on casualty...)

lol cheese graters :S ewwww

Nagging ..............................

Folk Music :o

Paper cuts, in theory and practice.

dirty old tramps who come in our shop with the typical flasher coat on !!with dirty stains all down the front :gag:and combed over greasy hair who insist on touching by mistake (yea right !) errrgggh meks my skin crawl BIG TIME !:gag::gag::gag:

Seeing Snakes or Sharks up close on TV, especially if they have their gobs open! :shocked:

I've been timid about Snakes for several years, ever since some idiot at School decided it would be funny to get me to "kiss" a 6 foot Python! :shocked:

I've been timid about Snakes for several years, ever since some idiot at School decided it would be funny to get me to "kiss" a 6 foot Python! :shocked:

:hihi:
I was the opposite, I was scared of 'em until I was at some lasses who unbeknown to me had a snake and put it round my neck when I wasn't expecting it.

women bending over in short skirts

Lilly livered, political correct, tree hugging, sandal wearing liberal do-gooders.............sadly they're all over the place (including here!) :suspect:

women bending over in short skirts


That's one of my favourite things! :hihi:


ooops sorry back to it..............................

MEN bending over in short skirts :D

cotton wool
pulling plasters off

Drunken pensioners in Wetherspoons

The thought of christmas :gag: