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gothic by ken russell

 

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I've never walked out of a film, regardless of how bad it is. The reason I suffer to the end is that there have been quite a few instances where the first half hour of a film have been dull, lifeless, terribly constructed messes, etc, but then the film turns the other way and becomes a lot better, to the point (in one or two cases) or a rewatch making me appreciate the opening confusion a lot more.

 

Now, there have been times when I wished I had walked out...most recent examples include Meet The Spartans (painful to watch), and Indy 4 (I should have left when the film nuked the fridge), but I suppose suffering an abomination to the end at least makes you appreciate the average films a lot more.

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I've never walked out of a film, but I'll admit that I came close to it with The X Files: I Want to Believe. That one was shocking. Such a disappointment after the TV series and the first film.

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Never walked out, wish I had on several occaisions though. Top of the list would be The Sweetest Thing, that was a horrible movie and I will never get the time spent watching it back. :)

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I too have never walked out of a film, however I remember taking my son to see "Lilo and Stitch" and having to fight a very strong urge to get up and leave.

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I found Cape Fear utterly dreary and would have walked out.

 

Also, Star Trek: Nemesis!

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Quantum of Solace, the latest Bond... If I hadn't fell asleep through a combination of tiredness/boredom I would've walked out, £4.50 (because it was before 12 PM at Cineworld) to see the worst movie this year?! Eh?! I wanted my money back in the end.

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I ve just walked out of The Reader. Yes the new one. It was like watching a low budget badly acted porn film with full frontal male nudity. Horrible.

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I have never walked out of a film but was very tempted to walk out of:

 

The Cell (Jennifer Lopez) - Dreadful film. Hey, lets have a near-naked J-Lo as the main 'character' and that brit artist Damien Hirst do the art direction, it's bound to be a winner. Plot? Nah, we don't need one of those.

 

Open Water - 16 hours (or so it seemed) of 2 annoying idiots screaming and crying in the sea.

 

The New World - One of the most beautifully shot films I have seen, also one of the most boring, think of it as moving wallpaper. It can't be a good sign when the other customers sighs, shuffles and mutterings is more entertaining than the film.

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Open Water because I was sick of the sight of the same 2 people stuck in the same water and I didn't care whether they were rescued or not.

 

The Producers which, to this very day, I think is the worst film I've ever seen

 

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Burn After Reading which had no real point, indulged in oddness for the sake of it and tried to coast along on the names of its actors.

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i nearly walked out on king kong, started of very slow for first hour then got good but after about 3hr 10 mins my bum was hurting lol.

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Never walked out but I have fallen asleep a number of times (not always to do with quality of the film I might add:hihi:)

I did have a great nap during the film Pret a porter though. :thumbsup:

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