Just been watching a prog on mega tsunami which couldwipe out the human race. if you were told you only had five mins before the world ended what would you do with this time. without stating the obvious one whatand how would you react ?.:|

Id jump out of my house, steal the biggest car on my road and go on a rampage!
Remember when i told some of you that things will come back and bite u in the arse? :D I wasent jokin :twisted:

I'd just cuddle and hold my family....I hope it would never happen...I'd rather not know!!

:(

roll a phattie, break out a beer, don my shades and drink to the big one.

Search the internet for "what to do if you only have 5 minutes", prioritise the options, start a poll on here and take the most popular.

Put the kettle on and have a nice cuppa - and phone my daugher at the same time!

Originally posted by max
Search the internet for "what to do if you only have 5 minutes", prioritise the options, start a poll on here and take the most popular.

What? All in 5 minutes??

I don't think I'd do anything actually, I'd rather not know at all and if I found out that would mean I couldn't ring my family to tell them I love them in case they didn't know, I wouldn't want to upset them!

Plus, you wouldn't even be leaving anyone behind would you?

I know this isn't the best way to be a Christian, but I'd pray too. Make sure, I'd done everything I needed to with God before it ended! Sorry I'm very tired, so I can't write what I was going to, as I've fallen asleep three times whilst writing this reply!

I'd make sure the iron was turned off.

Wake my 7 year old daughter, cuddle up with her and her mother, tell them both how much i love them and tell them not to be scared and that we'll all be together again in a few minutes time, in a better place.

I'm not religious but given 5 minutes, it's the best i could do.

What about you brooksy?

Originally posted by vidster
Wake my 7 year old daughter, cuddle up with her and her mother, tell them both how much i love them and tell them not to be scared and that we'll all be together again in a few minutes time, in a better place.

Vidster, would you really?
you see, I wouldn't because if they didn't know, I'd rather leave it because otherwise I'd have thought it'd just upset a little 7 year old too much!

If I knew and my family didn't, I just wouldn't tell them, but then that's only me. I'm not picking faults, just very interested as we both have very different opinions!

I don't think i would go in to detail in the 5 minutes i had left. I think i would try to make sure my daughter knew we love her and that if 'something' happened, we would all still stay together, wherever that may be.
Bare in mind that all this is happening in the space of five minutes. I placed myself in that situation when the question was asked and i didn't allow for any time to think about it. My brothers,sister,mother and father never entered the equation at all. I only thought of my daughter and kblade.
My daughter would obviously know that something was wrong anyway. The more i could reassure her the better IMO

I would read this thread and knock off 25 minutes. HERE (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23917&highlight=minutes)

I gave you 30 Mins (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1039) good to see old threads making a come back

I would read my favourite poem, whilst cuddling up to my husband.
And pray that we would still stay together in 'a better place', as Vidster said.

I'd make some cheese on toast. Or I could go for my last ever Jimmy Riddle and not worry about leaving the bog seat up.

If I knew it was a tsunami, I'd be up in the loft looking for my 'Benidorm 1971' snorkel and goggles set.

Oh, and I'd telephone the Inland Revenue and say "This damnation is all your doing - and by the way, all my returns were a shed load of cobblers. I owe you 50 million pounds! Na-na-ne-na-naaaa!

"Adious".

Originally posted by Deavon
I'd make sure the iron was turned off.
you use a iron?? how?? :heyhey:

i dont wanna know when its my time i just want the light to go off...... if i did know and i was alone id just sit down and wait or if i was at home id just cuddle mi kids and tell them that i love them!

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
roll a phattie, break out a beer, don my shades and drink to the big one.

You read my mind...:cool:

I'd turn the gas off... Better be on the safe side.

"The world will end in five mins" what would you do?


I'd have sex :D three times:( and i'd have time for a fag after:mad:

When my mum was little, she heard on the radio that the world was going to end. (You know how you always got those end of world threats) so she went and emptied her piggy bank of all the money she'd saved up for weeks (possibly months) and went to the sweet shop, she spent the whole lot on sweets and then woke up in the morning! She thought 'oh no! I'm not supposed to wake up!'

My grandma went MAD!!!!

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Buy a lucky dip lottery ticket. The only time my friggin numbers would come up

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
roll a phattie, break out a beer, don my shades and drink to the big one.

Here here. Or wait, is it hear hear?

I think I would just cry, probably. Log onto the forum and start a thread about it.

I love it in Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, when they go into the pub, and ford tells the barman that the world is going to end. Theres an important footy match on and the barman says "good news for arsenal if it does!" and ford just looks confused and says "no, not really", it makes me laugh so much.
"Shouldn't we all, you know, lie down and put bags over our heads" "If you like, yes" "Will it help?" "Not at all"

Have sex 10 times.:thumbsup:

Yeah, I know, I'm just a stud at heart.:heyhey:

I guess it depends if everyone else knew or not. I mean, if there was a radio and TV announcement or something, then there'd probably be a bit of strain on the phone networks and a bit of a queue at the bar for the ultimate "last orders", and probably some craziness going on in the street. I wouldn't want to spend my last 5 minutes getting stressed so I'd probably just stick the kettle on.

On the other hand, if for some hypothetical reason only I knew of the impending doom, I couldn't exactly run up to a stranger in the street and say "the world's going to end, let's have sex". So I'd probably just stick the kettle on.

Sorry to spoil anyone's fantasies, fact is, we are all going to die and all these ideas are mostly whats going on anyway in a less hurried fashion. Ho hum.

Strip, run for the car and drive to the nearest airport and hope theres a helicopter for my to steal, then try and figure out how to fly it to a level high enough to avoid the wave.

I dont think id do all that in 5mins but what the hell. also not sure why id strip but im sure it would feel right at the time.

Try and ring President Bush and say ,

" Now , look , George , this is getting REALLY ridiculous ".

Might work ?

Ok if there was a huge wave on its way I would try and find sort of Surf Board (Ironing Board would suffice) and try to learn to surf very quickly.

Same as miniminch - but only manage to have sex once, and still have time to boil an egg.

have sex but i will be only a 1/4 of the way thru, :( cant we make it 20min!!!!!! :)

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I would shout, "Oh, f*** it!" Pour a last beer and sit down and wait for it.

Accept that my day is going to be one hell of a bummer :(

As we are 9 hours in front of you time wise, I would put a thread on the forum, giving you lot plenty of time to get your act together.

Depends where I am - if out in the lovely countryside I'd 'smell the flowers while I can' ... but knowing my luck I'd be stuck in a traffic jam on the Parkway though! :hihi:

If I had 5-15 minutes left I would rush to Chatanoooogas Pizza (opposite the Big Tree in Woodsesats) and order one of their "Special Kebab Delux Meals"

I once saw one being made:

It was based on a large cheesey garlic bread (instead of a pitta) and seemed to include about 4 lbs of kebab meat, chicken kebabs, loads of onion and cabbage, some undefined slop and (for good measure) a couple of beefburgers perched on top.

The whole thing looked like it weighs at about 4 kilos and would KILL you

i think i'd need a poo with all the nervous excitement. And it would have to be outdoors, amidst all the panicking plebs rushing around screaming.

ahh.

wouldnt even have to bother wiping:)

I would shout, "Oh, f*** it!" Pour a last beer and sit down and wait for it.


If the world was due to end in 5 minutes I would log on to an internet forum and ressurrect a 2 year old thread.

Adopt the brace position and kiss my arse goodbye

I'd probably review my life and think "Well, I made a right pig's ear of that!" :( :hihi:

StarSparkle

Boil an egg and eat it

..... run to the pub .........

im liking the roll a phattie option but i would stick wish you were here on and the rift should just kick in before the end!

Light a fag up ,chill and wait ....:hihi: :hihi:

Go to a posh restaurant, order the most expensive thing on the menu and feel very smug that the world would end before i had to pay the bill.

"The world will end in five mins" what would you do?


I'd have sex :D three times:( and i'd have time for a fag after:mad:

why leave the boy till last?

Just been watching a prog on mega tsunami which couldwipe out the human race. if you were told you only had five mins before the world ended what would you do with this time. without stating the obvious one whatand how would you react ?.:|

Move to Venus of course.

ummm!!!!!! (ask for a raincheck?)

I don't think you really could do a great deal in 5 minutes!!

I don't think you really could do a great deal in 5 minutes!!

it's a question of time and place perhaps

I'd declare war on France, raise an army, march on Paris and celebrate our final and ultimate victory over the cheeky surrender monkeys with a magnum of Champagne at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

I'd make my girlfriend feel like a women one last time.

Not that I'd need any ironing done.

I'd declare war on France, raise an army, march on Paris and celebrate our final and ultimate victory over the cheeky surrender monkeys with a magnum of Champagne at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

are you Speedy Gonzales?:o

I'd declare war on France, raise an army, march on Paris and celebrate our final and ultimate victory over the cheeky surrender monkeys with a magnum of Champagne at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Knowing the French that seems quite plausible!

Im glad Im not bisexual - I couldnt stand being rejected by men as well as women. ! :D

Im glad Im not bisexual - I couldnt stand being rejected by men as well as women. ! :D

remember you've only got 5 minutes pattricia

remember you've only got 5 minutes pattricia

Is sex dirty ? Only if its done right.!! Oh, 5 mins, yes, that weeding I had to do !! :D

Is sex dirty ? Only if its done right.!!

A women after my own heart ;)

Is sex dirty ? Only if its done right.!! Oh, 5 mins, yes, that weeding I had to do !! :D

what!!! 2 and a half minutes - halftime- change ends? pattricia pay attention in class!!!!:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

what!!! 2 and a half minutes - halftime- change ends? pattricia pay attention in class!!!!:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Yes, its that time in the afternoon when I get my silly spell on. 2 mins to end of the world.? Where is he ? Georgie boy Clooney, come to me baby !! ;)

Tsunami eh? Well I live in a tower block on top of a hill so I would go to the top with my inflatable dingy and float away unharmed and then become queen of the world!

i would hire a scuba divin gear roll a fat biffta n ride the waves on a surf boured wile u lot drown lol