Start the thread says Alchresearch, easy for him to say, he doesnt have to phrase it!

Okay, we are all familiar with misheard lyrics

Bryan Adams hit, the summer of 69 has been sung along to by countless young folks with too many thoughts of spring on their mind

Honestly, he really is NOT singing

"I got my first real sex dream, honey at the five and dime"

- now Alchresearch has promised to post up the intro in a downloadable format so you can decide for yourself

Here (http://alchemistresearch.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/temp/) it is. Sorry, took me a little longer than I thought.

This one always sticks in my mind from Bananarama's Love In The 1st Degree. Do they really sing "Only you can set me free. 'Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a DRUNKEN BEE!"

...of course it doesn't help that the next line is

"played it till my fingers bled"

:o

Originally posted by andy1702
This one always sticks in my mind from Bananarama's Love In The 1st Degree. Do they really sing "Only you can set me free. 'Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a DRUNKEN BEE!"

Stuck that one on the same page as well!

Me too. Only my sister used to sing 'drunken priest' rather than drunken bee...

Mind you she also used to sing "Oh fish strolling in from the sea" to Mull of Kintyre (to the bit that's really "Oh me strolling in from the sea" :D

I always remember the Sisters of Mercy singing "Soap, Soap, Liquid Soap".... I think the track was either 'Alice' pr 'Floorshow'.

The actual lines were "slow, slow, quick, quick, slow"

Sounds to me like: ''I got my first real six string, bought it at the five and dime. Played it till my fingers bled, It was the summer of '69".

And Bananarama: "Only you can set me free, cos I'm guilty; Guilty as a girl can be"


Or am I just missing summat?

Have a look at this site:

www.kissthisguy.com

Funny as!

Near the end of the Queen tune One Vision i am sure that he says " Fried Chicken! ":loopy:

Queen's "Somebody to Love" starts with "each morning I get on my toilet" and as it reaches the chorus Freddie sings "I spin on my ears and believe in you."

Blondies "Picture This" has the line "I've got frogs on my lips and you pee on your skis".

J Geils Band "My Angel is a Cennapod?

Bruno Brookes used to play these at 6.45 on Thursday evenings way back in the dim distant past of 1986, anyone remember?

does anyone remember

"im blue dab ba dee daba di a dab a di dab die daba die aba die die die" ??

i always thought it went "im blue bada die aba die if that was me i would die if that was i would die die die"

what do you think??

Fletch

I'm blue, in Aberdeen I will die, in Aberdeen I will die, in Aberdeen I will die.

this is fantastic!!!!!!

http://www.rathergood.com/alf/

When I lived in France I remember being in a club and a whole gang of people next to me were singing "I'm norny, norny norny norny"...

They really didn't get it!

alf garnet rofl that is so funny my sidess hurt now from laughing lol i must be staying in 2 much.

I always substitute the words to Whitney Houstons 'Saving all my love for you' to 'I m shaving off my **** for yooooooou'

Go on, what rhymes with Love ?? (I hope I haven't offended anyone here...:P)

Originally posted by alchresearch
Blondies "Picture This" has the line "I've got frogs on my lips and you pee on your skis".

Of course there is no real pleasure in misheard lyrics if people insist on telling you what they really should be...

...but I too dont know what she sings at this point

I thought it might be something to do with

"You've got snow on your lids and you're a stray on the street"

which is probably equally wrong

You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids

Full lyrics here: Picture this (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/cgi-bin/frames.cgi?http://www.lyricsdownload.com/blondie-picture-this-lyrics.php4?r=1)

If it werent for your job at the garage??

GARBAGE!!

Whoever has made up those lyrics has no better idea than Alchresearch or me, and I have only been listening to it for 25 years

laughing my head off, this is why this topic is such a good one

There is NOTHING about garages in that song, even if Debbie Harry herself tells me that is what she was singing, I still wont believe it

Until very recently I always thought Radiohead's Creep went:

"But I'm a creep. I'm a widow. What the hell am I doing here?"

Now I'm told it's... "I'm a weirdo"

But I think widow sounds better (and let's face it after so many years of singing it that way I'm not gonna change now).


On a more sublime note; listen again to Kylie's 'Shocked'.
Come on, you know you have it somewhere...

She was shocked by the power,
oh, oooh,
Shocked by the power of love,
She was ****ed to her very foundation.
Shocked by the power.
Shocked by the power.

:o

Originally posted by Siân
Me too. Only my sister used to sing 'drunken priest' rather than drunken bee...

Mind you she also used to sing "Oh fish strolling in from the sea" to Mull of Kintyre (to the bit that's really "Oh me strolling in from the sea" :D

It's actually neither of those. The real line is:

"Oh, mist rolling in from the sea"

Originally posted by NutroniC
Near the end of the Queen tune One Vision i am sure that he says " Fried Chicken! ":loopy:

Depending on which version you're listening too he does actually sing 'gimmie, gimmie, gimmie fried chicken' right at the end :)

The famous 'The girl with colitis goes by' from Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

Originally posted by alchresearch
Bruno Brookes used to play these at 6.45 on Thursday evenings way back in the dim distant past of 1986, anyone remember?

I certainly remember Bruno playing misheard lyrics on his show (but 1986?! Blimey).

I recall a couple which have probably shown up on other threads about this subject.

Culture Club had a hit in 1986 with Move Away. Boy George can be heard telling us all to 'Move, move, move away from the toilet', not, as you'd have thought to 'Move, move, move away from me darling'.

A famous one is the Bee Gees track More Than A Woman, from 1978's OST Saturday Night Fever. The Tavares covered this tune also (a better version IMO). However, one listen to the toothy brothers' version will have you believe they're talking about a Bald Headed Woman.

Meatloaf: Bat out of hell says "Im screaming down the highway like a battering ram and a cilla black fan on a bike"??