right
ive just had not one but TWO queries (fnarr) about my sexuality today.
so id like to announce that mel the bell is male and loves the ladies :D
so shut up and gis a kiss :)

maybe your a little gay or in denial lol

right
ive just had not one but TWO queries (fnarr) about my sexuality today.
so id like to announce that mel the bell is male and loves the ladies :D
so shut up and gis a kiss :)
Yeah go on then.:hihi:

nope im definitely not far off 6 foot so not a little gay

I can vouch for his sexuality!

He said the same to me the other night.


when we were in bed together.






heh heh heh

right
ive just had not one but TWO queries (fnarr) about my sexuality today.
so id like to announce that mel the bell is male and loves the ladies :D
so shut up and gis a kiss :)


Never in doubt;)

I can vouch for his sexuality!

He said the same to me the other night.


when we were in bed together.






heh heh heh
TCH
you said you wouldnt mention that, yer big gay bear

TCH
you said you wouldnt mention that, yer big gay bear
Tell us more !!!

Tell us more !!!

I met him at the candy stooooooooooore
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (Yes, we see.)

That's when I fell for Mel the bells fine crack!

I met him at the candy stooooooooooore
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (Yes, we see.)

That's when I fell for Mel the bells fine crack!

now that's showing your age http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa4WzE_CrdY&feature=related

I thought you were gay :huh:

I thought you were gay :huh:

TCH!!!
*gets coat*

TCH!!!
*gets coat*

errrrrrrrrrrrrm
*throws down richs batman cape and picks up own coat*

TCH!!!
*gets coat*

hehe just messing :hihi:

I met him at the candy stooooooooooore
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (Yes, we see.)

That's when I fell for Mel the bells fine crack!
Get the picture now.:hihi:

I thought you were Tri-sexual. :hihi:

hehe just messing :hihi:
why i outta

*prepares to spank*

errrrrrrrrrrrrm
*throws down richs batman cape and picks up own coat*:thumbsup::banana: sarcy, but hillarious :thumbsup:

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be yet another of those "I'm throwing my dummy out and leaving the forum" threads! :cool:

I met him at the candy stooooooooooore
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (Yes, we see.)

That's when I fell for Mel the bells fine crack!

You two-timing swine, you've broken my heart :rant::rant:

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be yet another of those "I'm throwing my dummy out and leaving the forum" threads! :cool:
I too thought he was leaving but glad he's still with us.:)

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be yet another of those "I'm throwing my dummy out and leaving the forum" threads! :cool:
nah i just quietly close my SF tab in opera for an hour - a couple of days but no bugger sees me doing it

lol

You two-timing swine, you've broken my heart :rant::rant:

Theres more than enough of me to go around! I may be slim N slender but theres more than enough of me to go around!

Theres more than enough of me to go around! I may be slim N slender but theres more than enough of me to go around!
specially his breasts :love:

oh wait
remember not gay not gay

specially his breasts :love:

oh wait
remember not gay not gay
Want evidence but will have to be on facebook because this is a family friendly forum.:hihi:

How verrry dare you –

Just because a man uses a little foundation and has a handlebar moustache, and leather chaps,…. And a Bat Man Cape - doesn’t me he belongs to the “Marrow Strokers Society”.

Judge ye not
:o:suspect:

dammit - so not only do i have to remember it isn't "Melt the Bell" but now I have to remember you're male too! I always thought you were a girl :hihi:

why i outta

*prepares to spank*

Shut up and kiss me you wild untamed thing :hihi::hihi:

Shut up and kiss me you wild untamed thing :hihi::hihi:
Go girl :hihi:

specially his breasts :love:

oh wait
remember not gay not gay

Will you kindly stop flirting with my Mr Wocky. He's easily led astray by anyone/any whelk/any sheep. :hihi:


PS: I'm buying him a waxing kit for his boobies as a wedding present!

Will you kindly stop flirting with my Mr Wocky. He's easily led astray by anyone/any whelk/any sheep. :hihi:


PS: I'm buying him a waxing kit for his boobies as a wedding present!
Are we invited- party:partyhat:

Shut up and kiss me you wild untamed thing :hihi::hihi:

That's it, love, you distract him for me while I get Mr Wocky under control.

Here's some music (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U)to inspire you. :hihi:

I knew mel before this SF malarky....I'm telling you...screaming woofter :hihi: :P

Are we invited- party:partyhat:

But of course, my dear! All the SF harpies lovelies are invited. :hihi:

I can vouch for his sexuality!

He said the same to me the other night.


when we were in bed together.




There's a mental image that will be hard to erase.

There's a mental image that will be hard to erase.

I'm going to try one of these (http://www.ferrois.com/Ferrois/EngSite/EngProduct.aspx?Cat=13)and plenty of carbolic soap!!! :hihi:

dammit - so not only do i have to remember it isn't "Melt the Bell" but now I have to remember you're male too! I always thought you were a girl :hihi:

yeah it's all so confusing I thought that too just shows you never know with this place.

Nice playlist by the way Mel.

I'm going to try one of these (http://www.ferrois.com/Ferrois/EngSite/EngProduct.aspx?Cat=13)and plenty of carbolic soap!!! :hihi:


Let me know if it works, Dozy. I keep imagining Mel slowly unzipping Jabber's peach frock; I'll have to sleep with my lights on.:gag:

Let me know if it works, Dozy. I keep imagining Mel slowly unzipping Jabber's peach frock; I'll have to sleep with my lights on.:gag:That won't even slow jabbers down!

OOOPS! Lights you said! Sorry...

right
ive just had not one but TWO queries (fnarr) about my sexuality today.
so id like to announce that mel the bell is male and loves the ladies :D
so shut up and gis a kiss :)

"You're not gay, you're probably just a little bit puffy aren't you?" (Daffyd - Little Britain)

Are there any other gays in your village by the way?

There goes all my fantasies.....

Let me know if it works, Dozy. I keep imagining Mel slowly unzipping Jabber's peach frock; I'll have to sleep with my lights on.:gag:

Now that is a truly disturbing thought. :o:hihi:

GAH! back in the bloody im bored section yet again

GAH! back in the bloody im bored section yet again

So are you a bored gay woman?:confused:

I'm one of the few who has had the pleasure of meeting Mel the Bell and I'd just like to say, definitely.

;):P

I'm one of the few who has had the pleasure of meeting Mel the Bell and I'd just like to say, definitely.

;):P

definitely?

gay or not gay? lol

hmmmmm lets look at others that have met me shall we?

rubydazzler = left
roy james = left (erm i think)
kneetrembler/BJ = barely see them about
purdyamos = gone?
loads of "bit part players" lol = gone?
taxman = WAS, banned for life, hmmmm

He 'visits' me occasionally elsewhere and I'd say emphatically STUD!!

definitely?

gay or not gay? lol

hmmmmm lets look at others that have met me shall we?

rubydazzler = left
roy james = left (erm i think)
kneetrembler/BJ = barely see them about
purdyamos = gone?
loads of "bit part players" lol = gone?
taxman = WAS, banned for life, hmmmm

Are you trying to hex me Melle Mel? :suspect:

Are you trying to hex me Melle Mel? :suspect:
lol
not trying to get rid of you
BUT............
the facts speak for themselves?
now, shall i meet rivelin this weekend, see if she vanishes?

i hear you swing both ways

i hear you swing both ways

Is he the oldest swinger in town ? :)

Is he the oldest swinger in town ? :)

not far off ;)

i do swing both ways...once those hips start rotating theres no stopping it............i can knock walls down with it

errrrrrrrrrrrm

*gets coat*
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and medication

So Melthebell's a man but what sort of man? A man's man, a lady's man, a fisherman or the candyman????????

mel ur gay? wait till i tell ppl on ukcb :D