I think he should persuade Mars Ltd to change the name of their top selling chocolate bar "Snickers" back to "Marathon", thus reversing the disastrous mistake of the original Bush Administration in 1987 that I'm convinced lies at the root of much of the Anti-Americanism here in the UK.

What do you think his first act as President should be?

Extradite BasilRathbon to Guantanamo bay for the Heinous crime of intelectual terrorism

Get a cat. The whitehouse needs one.

He's gonna buy a puppy for his kids.

Ban pornographic snowboards should take priority over anything else, including the crisis in the D.R. Congo.

Enslave the white race and paint the Whitehouse black!

Sack Hank Paulson

Stick George W in guantanamo.

I think his first action will be to re-place Judge Clarence Thomas. :mad:

What do you think his first act as President should be?

Make it so you can park outside Rhythm N Booze.

I hope that this helps :thumbsup:

I think his first action will be to re-place Judge Clarence Thomas. :mad:


Not to worry, Poppins. Supreme Court justices can only be replaced if they die or retire (or, rarely, are impeached for gross misconduct). I think Clarence is safe for a while.

I think Obama's first move should be to appoint Oprah as official White House hostess. Then, he should hire an adviser who knows something about running a country.

Not to worry, Poppins. Supreme Court justices can only be replaced if they die or retire (or, rarely, are impeached for gross misconduct). I think Clarence is safe for a while.

Thanks HH, I didn't know that :thumbsup:

to strip of naked and do a jig on his new presidential table!

now there's a motion!

Arrange for a likeness of George W Bush to be carved on Mount Rushmoor at the earlest possible opportunity.

Find a slimsid a woman (I think he should start with the hard tasks first, before moving on to the relatively easy tasks of solving the global economic crisis and withdrawal from Iraq).

Arrange for a likeness of George W Bush to be carved on Mount Rushmoor at the earlest possible opportunity.

facing the wrong way of course

What do you think his first act as President should be?

Already in progress

Thank Little Britain USA, for showing the President as a Black guy thus prophsising his (and the rest of any right thinking peoples) victory

Thank Little Britain USA, for showing the President as a Black guy thus prophsising his (and the rest of any right thinking peoples) victory

The prophesy would have been considerably more accurate had they depicted the future president as a half white/ half black caramel-coloured guy raised largely by his white grandparents.

The prophesy would have been considerably more accurate had they depicted the future president as a half white/ half black caramel-coloured guy raised largely by his white grandparents.

They still portrayed him as a black guy, rather than a guy too old to even appear on Last of the Summer Wine with a bible bashing, gun toting loon as VP

:D