Here's how it went....

Ferocious 12inch Poodle
"yap!....yap!....yap!...yap!

Timid 20 stone bloke in a dirty off white vest
"SHUT THE F**K UP!!!! BL**DING DOG!!!"

*slap*.........................*crash*

Ferocious 12inch Poodle
yelp!...yelp!...yelp!

Baby
"gah gah mamamamamam"

Timid 20 stone bloke in a dirty off white vest
"BLOODY DOGS WOKE THE BABY UP NOW!!!!"

Baby
"WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!"

So, who did wake the baby up?

You could blame both the man and the dog to be fair to them both, or did the baby wake up because it had a mammoth sized follow through?

never thought of that Finbarr :huh: