This goes into the file of things we always wondered but didnt ask :D

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

BRILLIANT!!!
We should all keep fart journals and compare them, mine would be huge!!!

Jabbers should be here shortly :hihi:

It's all hot air!! :rolleyes:

very interesting-love it

Lets have some fun!!

http://www.createfarts.com

When done there...........

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

:D

I'd love to comment, but as you know women don't F##T!

I'd love to comment, but as you know women don't F##T!

No we kinda go "pumpf" dont we ?:)

No we kinda go "pumpf" dont we ?:)

I FART!!!:hihi:

I FART!!!:hihi:

I fart and follow through! DELIBERATELY!

I fart and follow through! DELIBERATELY!

:hihi::hihi:
Why am I not that surprised?:hihi:

ohhhh yak!!!!! Thank god its not scratch and sniff!! :gag:

Ive never done a proper fart have I ?:)

Ive never done a proper fart have I ?:)

I`ll bet you do some right rippers pat!:suspect:

When it is cold outside and you fart, can you see it like you can see your breath?
(Question submitted by Anderson G.)

Now, that's an interesting idea! My guess would be yes, since farts are nice and moist like our breath, but this is one question that I'm not in a position to answer. I live in the tropics, and it never gets cold here.
Several people have tried the experiment and have written to tell me the results. Most people said that they could indeed see their farts, but one person said that he couldn't see it even with his pants off.

Here is what anywhere32 reported: "In the boys' locker room after morning water polo practice it was cold out and one of the players only had on his speedo and let out a fart. About four of us saw it and couldn't contain our laughter for the rest of the day."

John of the UK said, "Farts expelled in cold air leave what can only be described as a long bushy
tail. This is quite funny waiting on a train station platform on a cold dark frosty morning. A person will move away from everyone to a safe distance, and then release a long quiet fart, only to have a sudden and dramatic long bushy white tail coming from their anus; it goes down a little way and slowly curves up ending in a point, just like a dogs tail!"

I never laughed so hard in my LIFE!

I'd love to comment, but as you know women don't F##T!Ah dont be shy,we all know you guys do :D

Why have the links stopped working?

How can one cover up a fart?

Why would you want to? :D

Why have the links stopped working?They all work for me mate :)

The most musical farts were produced early in the 20th century by a professional artist called Le Petomane--look him up! quite an interesting gentleman.

Also there is the light French pastry called Pet de Nonne (= Nun's Farts)