I am considering starting a cockney rhyming slang night school course, probably over 30 weeks, normal tuitional fees apply. to allow those not familiar with that form of speak to fully understand the depth and meaning of such programmes as Only Fools, Eastenders and Bradley Walsh in Corrie. Although Bradley is more from Watford way.

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Ta me ole mucksparras

BobbinBruce - is it your home time yet mate?


Lor' luv a duck! Are yew takin' da eternal bliss?


So how much Becks and Posh will this cost? A kilkenny or a Plymouth Sound?