Meet Mel Sterland

Signing copies of Boozing, Betting and Brawling: The Autobiography of Mel Sterland

WATERSTONE'S SHEFFIELD ORCHARD SQUARE

Saturday, 18 October 2008, 2:00PM - 4:00PM

nope. not bothered.

Meet Mel Sterland

Signing copies of Boozing, Betting and Brawling: The Autobiography of Mel Sterland

WATERSTONE'S SHEFFIELD ORCHARD SQUARE

Saturday, 18 October 2008, 2:00PM - 4:00PM

Nice one :thumbsup: Will try to get there to see one of the Wednesday legends.

Theres a thing going on in Crookes or Crosspool I think at the end of the month with David Hirst, Mark Bright and afew other ex Owls. I saw a poster for it the other day... will try to get more details on it. :thumbsup:

doesn't he mention football ?.

nope. not bothered.

Bovvered. Am I bovvered?

Spoken like a true blade chav.

nope. not bothered.

Thought he captained the Blunts to an FA Cup final after beating Man Utd at Bramall Lane in the semi? :huh:

Oh wait then again that might have been some really **** film :D

Bovvered. Am I bovvered?

Spoken like a true blade chav.

you said it Irregular botty , not bladebloke .

you said it Irregular botty , not bladebloke .

I was merely providing a translation.

I was also mocking him.

You know what mocking is don't you?

It's why your parents kept you away from school. It's why you cry yourself to sleep every night. It's caused by your fat, ugly, stupid 'typical blade' face. :hihi:

What happened to the title FLYING PIG Nick ?

Serious question by the way

I was merely providing a translation.

I was also mocking him.

You know what mocking is don't you?

It's why your parents kept you away from school. It's why you cry yourself to sleep every night. It's caused by your fat, ugly, stupid 'typical blade' face. :hihi:

charming :hihi: coming from who looks like a cross between hitler and una stubbs and has his plopping tool on the wrong part of his swines carcase ,

charming :hihi: coming from who looks like a cross between hitler and una stubbs and has his plopping tool on the wrong part of his swines carcase ,

Car park, NOW!

Hitler I can live with. But Una bl***in Stubbs!!! That's so out of order.

nowt wrong with aunt sally . get ready .

I was merely providing a translation.

I was also mocking him.

You know what mocking is don't you?

It's why your parents kept you away from school. It's why you cry yourself to sleep every night. It's caused by your fat, ugly, stupid 'typical blade' face. :hihi:


stick to picking on unregistered front bottom.

Reply to Canadablade: We decided against that title as Wednesday fans failed to appreciate the reference to the pink farmyard animal even though 'The Flying Pig' was a nickname given to Mel by Jack Charlton.

True, the only person who ever called him the flying pig was Jack Charlton, due to his size and the fact that Mel "flew" down the motorway to catch up the team coach after he'd been left behind once. That's the reason according to the book anyway!

The book should simply have been called "Zico" from the start.

True, the only person who ever called him the flying pig was Jack Charlton, due to his size and the fact that Mel "flew" down the motorway to catch up the team coach after he'd been left behind once. That's the reason according to the book anyway!

And due to the fact he also played for wednesday so was a Pig anyways ;)

stick to picking on unregistered front bottom.

The thing about picking on Unregistered is that he knows he is an irritating git.

Whereas you come here talking yourself up and acting as though you're some kind of wise old prophet with all this wealth of knowledge on the blades and local football in general (although it's often proven that you actually know jack - i.e. quotes about parts of Hillsborough being derelict etc.).

And then you momentarily drop your guard and the chavvy blade pops out. (see post 2 above).

The thing about picking on Unregistered is that he knows he is an irritating git.

Whereas you come here talking yourself up and acting as though you're some kind of wise old prophet with all this wealth of knowledge on the blades and local football in general (although it's often proven that you actually know jack - i.e. quotes about parts of Hillsborough being derelict etc.).

And then you momentarily drop your guard and the chavvy blade pops out. (see post 2 above).

that unregistered is really a sore point with you is'nt it front bottom.

i dont need to talk my self up to you sunshine. the fact that you let a bloke get to you on a football forum says more about you than me. and asking other people not to talk to him makes you sound a tad pathetic. who are you to try and dictate to others who we can and can not respond to.

also show me where i've been wrong about the blades 38 years up and down the land following them is the route to my knowledge not reading papers.

and that corner is derelict.

come back unregistered your missed :thumbsup:

Yes, Unregistered is a sore point. He's like a bloke I know - doesn't have the b*lls to support a team but thinks he's got the right to snipe when Wednesday do bad. I hate that more than I hate you blades.

I didn't ask anyone not to talk to unregistered - a lot of other suggested it on his pathetic thread he had running - I just thought it might be funny to put it in my signature - it's called humour.

And as for that corner of Hillsborough. Would that be the same corner that they had the Sky box built on this weekend? Pretty good for derelict. So much for you never humiliating yourself by being wrong.

And in terms of unregistered coming back - I think you'll see a nice post from him here http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410086 taking the mick out of your hapless flapping keeper. Welcome back unregistered!

Most people didn't respond to this thread as they either acknowledged it or it wasn't applicable. Some had the intelligence and whit to post some banter. You don't have the intelligenece to post proper banter - you just showed what you really are - Catherine Tate in donkey jacket.

Not Bovvered.

Yes, Unregistered is a sore point. He's like a bloke I know - doesn't have the b*lls to support a team but thinks he's got the right to snipe when Wednesday do bad. I hate that more than I hate you blades.

so much hatred fb



I didn't ask anyone not to talk to unregistered - a lot of other suggested it on his pathetic thread he had running - I just thought it might be funny to put it in my signature - it's called humour.

you thought it might be funny?. well its not .



And as for that corner of Hillsborough. Would that be the same corner that they had the Sky box built on this weekend? Pretty good for derelict. So much for you never humiliating yourself by being wrong.

it could take the weight of a wooden tv gantry. not 1,500 fans




And in terms of unregistered coming back - I think you'll see a nice post from him here http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410086 taking the mick out of your hapless flapping keeper. Welcome back unregistered!

he does'nt bother me. he's entitled to his opinion.



Most people didn't respond to this thread as they either acknowledged it or it wasn't applicable. Some had the intelligence and whit to post some banter. You don't have the intelligenece to post proper banter - you just showed what you really are - Catherine Tate in donkey jacket.


so i hate united is chat from an interlectual is it fb.

catherine tate in a donkey jacket !!! you know how to hurt mate

Not Bovvered.
oh but you are.

I can just about work out what you are trying to say.

Other posters commented on the humour of my signature at the time. You might not find it funny, but then you aren't known for your humour are you (see your lack of humourous posts in the past - all your posts are bitter digs at Wednesday, even when you are second best).

I'll change it straight away though, just for you.

You said our corner was derelict. Now you say it a bit derelict - enough to take a gantry but not 1500 fans. Where are you getting this info from? Please let us know, as you are never wrong are you.

The 'Not bovvered' was translation of what you were really saying - you're of chav stock - it shines through.