Rarely have I had the misfortune to hear such a vomit inducing, vile piece of awfulness. Its the sort of record that makes you wish you were deaf. I look forward to the parodies that reduce this foulness to the joke it undoubtadly is.

Just for you to understand why its vile heres the lyrics

If I were a Boy
even just for a day
i'd roll out of bed in the morning
and throw on what I wanted and go
drink beer with guys
and chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
and I'd never get confronted for it
cuz they'd stick up for me

If i were Boy
I think I could understand
how it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cuz I know how it hurts
When you lose the one your wanted
Cuz he's taking you for granted
and everything you had got destroyed

If i were a boy
I would turn off my phone
tell everyone its broken
so they'd think that I was sleeping alone
I'd put my self first
and make the rules as I go
cuzI know that she'd be faithful
waiting for me to come home (to come home)

If I were Boy
I think I could understand
how it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cuz I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cuz he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

Its a little too late for you to come back
its ust a mistake to think I'd forgive you like that
if you thought I would wait for you
you thought wrong

But your just a boy
you don't understand (you don't understand)
how it feels to love a girl
somedays you wish you were a better man
you don't listen to her
you don't care how it hurts
until you lose the one you wanted
cuz you've taken her for granted
and everything you had got destroyed

but your just a boy..


Now, I realise i'm being a bit OTT about it but I'm sure you'll agree that every copy should be burned

Behold the next Poet Laureate

Really nice sharing

Yes it is garbage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtW_6FtJQ9E) :gag:

Now, I realise i'm being a bit OTT about it but I'm sure you'll agree that every copy should be burned
Only if all those with any responsibility for the song are placed on top of the fire.

A terrible record, send her round here and I'll give her a good stiff talking to.

Only if all those with any responsibility for the song are placed on top of the fire.What did you think we were going to fuel the fire with?!

Not heard it thank god, i hate 90% of stuff in the charts its pure drivel especially anything by akon.
I had the radio on the other day and heard i think it was disturbia by rhiana WTF is that all about sheer pantsness and what is disturbia anyway :confused:

I rather liked the one she did with Shakira, the lyrics were-


Beyonce, Beyonce,
Shakira, Shakira.



Pure genius.

I rather liked the one she did with Shakira, the lyrics were-


Beyonce, Beyonce,
Shakira, Shakira.



Pure genius.

Sounds meta. I like it.

If this doesn't prove the argument for euthanasia then there's summat wrong!

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Beyonce? If I had a bullet...

I've got 99 problems and this b&&$% ain't one of em.

God I HATE Beyonce with a passion:rant:

Like most Beyonce songs... I love watching them on MTV.

With the sound off.

ive just heard this song for the first time, its not as bad as you're all making out!!

ive just heard this song for the first time, its not as bad as you're all making out!!
I agree it'd even worse, principally because even though discodown had a good go it's difficult for mere words on a screen to communicate it's shear unmitigated awfulness.

What did you think we were going to fuel the fire with?!
The shear power and intensity of all right thinking peoples' anger at and hatred of this song perhaps?

It's pretty awful - what point is she making?

I thought she was suppose to be happily married anyway?!

ive just heard this song for the first time, its not as bad as you're all making out!!

Beyonce is evil! Just reading the lyrics almost made my eyes bleed!

I fear for if I have to hear the song too.

i really like this song (apologies dd...we normally like the same stuff! :))

and the message it tries to convey

one world for boys

one world for girls

don't you guys get it? :)

I thought she was suppose to be happily married anyway?!


jay z took his time about it though

definitely took her for granted

maybe they got married in an attempt to save the relationship?

this explains it better.....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W2lgA5v-ujU

Can I spank her. I'd love that.

Right! I've just heard the song and now I want to punch someone!

It really is so offensive to the ears that she needs to be put down!

I had the pleasure (:rolleyes:) of hearing it yesterday, and it really is as bad as everyone's making out (then again, what did I expect?)

heathens...the lotta yer! :D

Yeah I heard it on the radio to the other day on the train and I felt like yelling something obscene.

It's just what the world needs though, yet more "aren't all men s#%t!" drivel.... arse-gravy of the worst kind.

I'm personally offended as a male that she hates men so much. So here is our version that I found online:

If I were a Girl
even just for a day
I’d roll out of bed in the morning
and take hours to get ready
have boys buy my drinks
and blow them off
I'd kick my boys butt
and I'd never get confronted for it
cuz would he want another me?

If I were Girl
I think I could understand
how it feels to love a boy
I swear I'd be a better woman
I'd have sex with him whenever he wants
Cuz I know when I get married I’m done with that!
When you lose the one you wanted
Cuz she's eating and not exercising
and everything you had just got bigger

If I were a girl
I would turn on my phone
and still not answer it
so they'd think that I was shopping or something
I'd put myself first
and make the rules as I go
cuz I know that he can’t put up with anyone else like me
waiting for me to come home to yell at him

If I were Girl
I think I could understand his needs
how it feels to love a boy
I swear I'd be a better woman
I'd wear sexy outfits for him all the time
Cuz I know when I’m married I don’t have to anymore
When you lose the one you wanted
Cuz she's buying large clothes not petite
And everything you had just got bigger

Its a little too late for you to be a size 4
Its just a mistake to think you’ll actually care
if you thought I would go to fast food restaurant with you
you thought wrong fatty

But your just a girl
you don't like understand do you?
how it feels to love a boy
All days you wish you were a better woman
you don't listen to him
you don't care how big you get
until you lose like 50 pounds-heifer
cuz you've are embarrassed to take off your clothes
and see the jelly rolls

but your just a fat (not phat) girl..

The Lisa Lavie version is much better.

bit harsh bob, it sounds very personal, first person account maybe. I'm married and haven't got a problem with her weight!

girls are just as bad as men! Its just wrong for us to slag them off thats all. that would be cruel so we cant do it. They are after all always right

I don't mind slagging Beyonce off - she's awful and her music makes me want to be sick!

There, that was easy...