Now I don't know if this is in the right section but I think it should stay here.

Ill admit ive done well over 20 of these in one night, can anyone top that? :P

Thirty reasons girls should call it a night.

1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.

2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car??

3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER.

4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (bitch...i ain't playin...).

5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.

6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.

7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.

8. Your slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.

9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house.

10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it when no one is looking.

11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.

12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).

13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings.

14. You become overly enthusiastic when someone offers you $20 dollars to make out with your friend (when you totally would have done it for free).

15. The man you're flirting with used to be your TA.

16. You've suddenly taken up smoking, and become really good at it.

17. Every conversation starts with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

18. Your make-up is smeared all over your face and somehow you have still managed to make out with 5 different guys. very classy.

19. The urge to take off articles of clothing becomes strangely overwhelming.

20. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own, so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

21. You yell at the bartender, because you think he cheated you by giving you lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

22. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.

23. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

24. You begin to think you're a really good dancer and anyone within arms reach becomes your new dancing partner.

25. You've taken off your shoes because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking.

26. You can't feel your phone vibrating in your pocket and then when you look to see what time it is, you find you have 7 missed calls from someone you "supposively" met at the last party.

27. One minute you're strutting your stuff, the next minute you're rolling on the ground, and you can't seem to remember the transition.

28. You can no longer feel your face or limbs so you flail your body about to try to regain feeling.

29. You call your ex-boyfriend 1,000 times and leave lots of really nice voicemails saying that you should both hang out more.

30. You start hugging strange people and having great converstations with strangers in a kebab shop.

I've done all 30 lol just not in one night!!! I can vividly remember number 4, after drinking Vodka and red bull all night (and not being used to vodka!), a group of 8 or 9 lads walked past me and my mate, and one of them elbowing me as he went past, well that was it, lil 5ft 3in me decides that I'm going to take 'em all on at once :D
It's a good job they just walked off laughing or I dread to think what would have happened!!!

:hihi: Im a bit like that then I wake up the next morning like, "oh dear, did I really do that?!"

Which one is you?


http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=74350&in_page_id=34

Oopsie. Never mind ey, I think its funny, its only a joke! Never slept on the floor though love my bed far too much!!

11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.



:o
You mean you're not really my friend after all?!

Oh. :(

Which one is you?


http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=74350&in_page_id=34

Funny is they think this is a new thing, I was going out and getting drunk to the extent of the above list 14 years ago, fell asleep in Kiki's toilets and woke up when they were cleaning it, flashed police men etc, nowadays I still have a good time, but generally stop before not being able to walk or talk :thumbsup:

I've done a few of them - no more than about 15 and I thought I was bad!!!!

Ive done all of those and more ! In fact I can remember waking up after a drinking do, with a strange pair of legs wrapped around my neck . It wasnt untill I got up to leave that I realised they were mine.!:rolleyes:

I must not be much of a party animal then. Think I have only done three of those things. Sad Git!!

Ive done possibly 17 of those, this was about 20 yrs ago though :D

Good its not just me then, was scared I was about to get an "irraiponsable" chat from half of the forum - im 19, im at that age :hihi:

Good its not just me then, was scared I was about to get an "irraiponsable" chat from half of the forum - im 19, im at that age :hihi:

Wait til your 20's! Much more fun! :D

it has to be 30's:D

it has to be 30's:D

Nay, 20s, when youre at your peak! :D

I see "Seducing a Jabberwock" isnt listed.

Im very hurt at that.

Nay, 20s, when youre at your peak! :D

Men maybe but not women, to be honest I think women are at their peak all there life as long as they are happy and confident about themselves:thumbsup::D

Men maybe but not women, to be honest I think women are at their peak all there life as long as they are happy and confident about themselves:thumbsup::D

Thirty is a nice age for a woman. Especially if she happens to be forty!:lol:

i've done 25 of those things :blush:

No.18 always makes me laugh, why do i pull when i am obv not in a fit state? one night i went out, got extremely drunk and managed to split my trousers, so someone at the cloakroom gave me a safety pin. i should have gone as you could see my pants, but nope silly me thought it looked ace. i then pulled a gorgeous guy, went back with him. well it was a trauma even getting me undressed as trousers were pinned to my pants, and i had on a backless top to which i'd sewn my bra into!

funnily enough i never saw the guy again, but i do wonder how guys can take home someone in such a state (physically and mentally!)

Haha weeni that made me laugh, you sounded delightful! Pinned your trousers to your pants :hihi:

i was only 18 at the time :blush: 5 years later and i would kill to be able to wear the backless top, even if my pants were on show!

Frontless tops are more fun on women.

Frontless tops are more fun on women.

tbh this top was almost not there. On the pic below, look at Kimberly's dress (far left) and it was the same as that

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2005/11/the_47_hottest.html

Wow reeni, your soo brave I could never do that and im only 18 now..19 on monday though. Im going out tonight and planning on getting v. drunk as an early bday celebration, ill keep count!

tbh this top was almost not there. On the pic below, look at Kimberly's dress (far left) and it was the same as that

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2005/11/the_47_hottest.html

The second from the end on the right.... the one in the pale blue dress...

She could have me, the lucky girl.

The second from the end on the right.... the one in the pale blue dress...

She could have me, the lucky girl.

Does Nicole take your fancy?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/990/nicola2pwgq6.jpg

Ah, red hair big thighs. I get it!

Does Nicole take your fancy?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/990/nicola2pwgq6.jpg

Ah, red hair big thighs. I get it!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DAMN!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DAMN!

Dude, she's narsty. :gag:

Bet No-ones Fell Asleep In A Cats Litter Tray Though And Did'nt Realise It Until They Woke Up, With You Know What Stuck To My Arse

Dude, she's narsty. :gag:

No, no she isnt.... shes... God shes gorgeous! Shes always a little different from the rest too, when they dance shes always a second behind or doing her own thing. Watch the band on youtube or something and youll see what I mean, shes... she wants me.

Oh yes.

Bet No-ones Fell Asleep In A Cats Litter Tray Though And Did'nt Realise It Until They Woke Up, With You Know What Stuck To My Arse

Sticky thats realllly bad. I've never really done anything THAT bad..that I can remember. I've slept with my clothes and shoes on numerous times but thats about it.I think!

Does Nicole take your fancy? http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/990/nicola2pwgq6.jpg Ah, red hair big thighs. I get it!They are big thighs? :o: :help:

They are big thighs? :o: :help:

They would be if I had my way! Theyd be all bitten and swollen!

They would be if I had my way! Theyd be all bitten and swollen!JABBERS!! family forum and all that, hon! :o

Thirty reasons girls should call it a night.

1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.YES. I once texted my mate 20 times with the same message but typed lovingly twenty times. Where are you? I said where are you? Where are you? Where r u? etc.

2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car?? Sort of I frequently forget where i've parked.... esp if it's a new town.

3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER. Yes. Haven't we all

4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (bitch...i ain't playin...). Yes once when I was having a row about drugs with a male friend and we got into a very heated debate.

5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.YES Always in the taxi... but mainly it's Abba songs and that's 70's .
6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.YES, it can be embarrassing if you are on a date and it starts.
7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.
YES stop slow down, I want to get off.

8. Your slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about. That's most days these days!

9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house. No but yes but no. Not for a long while.

10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it when no one is looking.YES Agent Orange, I drank yours the other week at the Casbah. I'm not sorry.

11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends. Sometimes people tell me nice things and I just nod. It's easier that way.

12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).
I've never been written on.

13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings. YES I once peed in Yorkshire Television grounds, when they were floodlit as it was more private than kirkstall road. Last time I did it was the last Halloween meet.

14. You become overly enthusiastic when someone offers you $20 dollars to make out with your friend (when you totally would have done it for free). We don't have American money here.

15. The man you're flirting with used to be your TA. What's a TA?

16. You've suddenly taken up smoking, and become really good at it. Lol. Yes the other month, I decided to smoke having never smoked before in my life. All the time I was going urgh it's disgusting, give me more.

17. Every conversation starts with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..." No I never say that but I do say BASICALLY"

18. Your make-up is smeared all over your face and somehow you have still managed to make out with 5 different guys. very classy. "Ha I wish!"

19. The urge to take off articles of clothing becomes strangely overwhelming.Yes. My strip teases when drunk are legendary that they bemuse me somewhat the next morning.

20. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own, so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. YES

21. You yell at the bartender, because you think he cheated you by giving you lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka. YES but with coke

22. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor. YES The bed has spun in the past.

23. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. YES but have you met my best friend? She'd take me down anyday! My twirling is better.

24. You begin to think you're a really good dancer and anyone within arms reach becomes your new dancing partner. Lol Yes my nickname in Gig goers is Twirly Whirly for this reason.

25. You've taken off your shoes because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking. Yes... always a bad idea.

26. You can't feel your phone vibrating in your pocket and then when you look to see what time it is, you find you have 7 missed calls from someone you "supposively" met at the last party.

27. One minute you're strutting your stuff, the next minute you're rolling on the ground, and you can't seem to remember the transition. Lol Yes

28. You can no longer feel your face or limbs so you flail your body about to try to regain feeling. Yes. I've slapped myself before.

29. You call your ex-boyfriend 1,000 times and leave lots of really nice voicemails saying that you should both hang out more. Mm I once declared undying love to someone I perhaps shouldn't have but I did that sober too.

30. You start hugging strange people and having great converstations with strangers in a kebab shop.Yes People always like to talk to me for some reason in toilets more than kebab shops.

May I just point out I don't drink very often!

JABBERS!! family forum and all that, hon! :o

Theres nothing family unfriendly about biting peoples legs! Whats the name of that footballer who bit peoples legs...?

Twelve.

All the innocent ones...wanting to smack someone (rare, but has happened), texting people I REALLY shouldn't as I don't even like them, talking to randoms in kebab shops and a bit of brown nosing sometimes etc...!

ACTUALLY - I have just bothered reading this properly. All on one night. Ok.....not many then. I am an angel most of the time! :)

One, maybe two. I must be so much more innocent than I thought!!

Now I don't know if this is in the right section but I think it should stay here.

Ill admit ive done well over 20 of these in one night, can anyone top that? :P

Thirty reasons girls should call it a night.

1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.

2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car??

3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER.

4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (bitch...i ain't playin...).

5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.

6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.

7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.

8. Your slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.

9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house.

10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it when no one is looking.

11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.

12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).

13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings.

14. You become overly enthusiastic when someone offers you $20 dollars to make out with your friend (when you totally would have done it for free).

15. The man you're flirting with used to be your TA.

16. You've suddenly taken up smoking, and become really good at it.

17. Every conversation starts with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

18. Your make-up is smeared all over your face and somehow you have still managed to make out with 5 different guys. very classy.

19. The urge to take off articles of clothing becomes strangely overwhelming.

20. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own, so you keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

21. You yell at the bartender, because you think he cheated you by giving you lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

22. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.

23. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

24. You begin to think you're a really good dancer and anyone within arms reach becomes your new dancing partner.

25. You've taken off your shoes because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking.

26. You can't feel your phone vibrating in your pocket and then when you look to see what time it is, you find you have 7 missed calls from someone you "supposively" met at the last party.

27. One minute you're strutting your stuff, the next minute you're rolling on the ground, and you can't seem to remember the transition.

28. You can no longer feel your face or limbs so you flail your body about to try to regain feeling.

29. You call your ex-boyfriend 1,000 times and leave lots of really nice voicemails saying that you should both hang out more.

30. You start hugging strange people and having great converstations with strangers in a kebab shop.


OMG :o I think I've done most of them in my time, a long long time ago though I may point out !!