Which female television personalities do you think are passed their sell by date,and who really make you cringe.
I would say Cilla Black for a start.

Agree about Cilla, she should have called it a day back in the 80s....
I don't like Vanessa Feltz and Joan Rivers is gruesome.
Oh one more cringeworthy celeb ... Tara Palmer Tomkinson.

Davina.....

Oh no, just put 8 out of 10 cats on C4 +1 and the first face I saw was Tara Palmer Tomkinson ..... Ulrika's on though, she's ok.

Claudia Winkleman - needs erasing and replacing with the rather lovely Caroline Flack. Drool :love:

Fern Cotton and her gastric band. They made a few good albums in their time, but they've outstayed their welcome now.

Davina.....

Another for Davina, I really can't stand her.

Fiona phillips, Lorraine Kelly, Fern wotsername, Eamon Holmes..could go on:mad:

Fiona phillips, Lorraine Kelly, Fern wotsername, Eamon Holmes..could go on:mad:

Contrary to appearances Eamon Holmes is in fact a man, a straight man and a father at that.

I agree about Fiona Philips and Lorraine Kelly,they are like a pair of silly little girls fawning all over the guest on G.M.T.V and giggling,when are they going to be able to do a proper interview?:gag:

Are you lot really that repulsive old munter, Michael Winner using multiple ids?

He was banging on about something on this theme the other day, I remember reading ... what a prat he is :gag: :hihi:

Contrary to appearances Eamon Holmes is in fact a man, a straight man and a father at that.

Sorry it is hard to type, when the world is a red mist of rage:D Shouldn't say i hate hime really as i can't see all of him, my telly isn't a widescreen

Old Mother Osbourne and daughter surely the most repulsive women on the planet.

Old Mother Osbourne and daughter surely the most repulsive women on the planet.

A good choice, I forgot those pair, add them to my list.

Ruby Wax, she does my head in!

The female (and i use that term loosely) Osbournes, danni minogue, cheryl (i need to cry) cole, Cilla, Vanessa Feltz, Christa Ackroyd (https://www.tstshop.co.uk/images/retrohopper.jpg).

Cilla Black all the way finest female personality ever

Davina annoying Mcall, Myleene :gag: Class, Holly lalala Willoughby, Cat stay in America Deeley, Kelly I cant present Brook & O.M.G people Denise you are soo pass your sell by date Van Outen!

Sandy Toksvig or whatever the no-necked, man-voiced, not funny pile of mess is called.

Sandy Toksvig or whatever the no-necked, man-voiced, not funny pile of mess is called.

She is vile, she looks like a hamster eating the entire worlds supply of wasps.

She is vile, she looks like a hamster eating the entire worlds supply of wasps.

For every minute that her face is on the television, another knife is plunged into my heart. Even if I'm not watching.

And it hurts.

Is it true that Triggers (Only Fools & Horses) brother impregnated her with a turkey baster ?

Is it true that Triggers (Only Fools & Horses) brother impregnated her with a turkey baster ?

It's hard to know the truth with these wild living celebrities isn't it?

I'd ask her myself but if I ever saw I'd turn purple and start silently seething whilst losing the ability to speak.

Denise Van Outen & Davina McCall

Looks like Davinas got her nose infront at the moment !

Kerry Katona. Common as muck.

Definitely Tara Palmer-wotsit, famous for doing sod all, and knows it.

As for Cilla Black, she doesn't look bad for her age IMO (and no, I wouldn't before anyone asks, even I'm not THAT desperate)

Also Trisha Goddard... Why?! Everyone know's she's the female equivalent of Jeremy Kyle, her show is just as full of chavs as his is, in fact probably moreso.

Jenni Falconer, Fiona Phillips (she mumbles) Katie Derham (jaw like David Coulthards, Gillian McKeith, the 'other fat woman' cook

Sharon Osbourne got famous by being Ozzys other half, apart from that she has no obvious talent at all
Cilla Black was past her sell by date in the 60s-what a gruesome singing voice
Victoria Beckham, told her kids after the spice girls reunion she wanted her kids to see she was a pop star- I do hope they wore ear plugs at the concert

Well I make it
Cilla Black, Davina McCall and Old Mother Osbourne 4
Fiona Philips, Kelly Osbourne, and Sandy Toksvig 3
Vanessa Feltz, Tara Palmer Tomkinson, Lorraine Kelly and Denise Van Outen 2
Joan Rivers, Fern Cotton, Ruby Wax, Danni Minogue Kerry Katona, Trisha Goddard and Jenni Falconer 1. (Michael Winner and Eamon Holmes each recieve 1 well done boys) and it's 1 for Claudia Winkleman, Fern Whatsername, Cheryl Cole, Gillian McKeith, Katie Derham, Victoria Beckham Myleen Class, Holly lalala Willoughby, Cat Deeley and Kelly Brook whoever they are. COME ON OLD MOTHER OSBOURNE THA CAN LICK THIS LOT!

another for Mylene Klass (what's all the fuss about the bikini when she looks as if she's been hit in the face with a pan)

I would never have put that if there was chance she might have seen it btw


and Natasha Kaplinsky, she would look like a man without make-up, seriously

Apparently Mylene is going to do a new show with Gok wan. Miss Naked Beauty. Woohoo ! Details here: http://www.uknetguide.co.uk/Entertainment/Article/Gok_and_Mylene_team_up_for_beauty_hunt.html

I'll give Davina another one !

I'll give Davina another one !

Is that a vote

Lauren Laverne gets on my nerves. This peroxide bint is out of her depth on The Culture Show, contrary to popular belief she is not by any stetch of the imagination 'attractive' and I suspect she only gets work through being 'in the know' - her husband is a producer. Her band Kenickie were crap too.

Katie Derham (jaw like David Coulthards
Oh no, she's lovely. (Romilly Weeks is the one with the very strong jaw-line).

My vote goes to Michael Winner in a dress.

Just googled them both, they both have strong jawlines, Romilly is more smiley though, if you ever watch lunchtime news they do close-ups of K.D. and she stares into the camera too much

Definitely Tara Palmer-wotsit, famous for doing sod all, and knows it.



Nonsense - surely you haven't forgotten that reality show on UK Living where she tried to raise animals in the wild - "Tara Palmer Llama Farmer"?

Oh no, she's lovely. (Romilly Weeks is the one with the very strong jaw-line).

My vote goes to Michael Winner in a dress.

Ha! I'm confused now which one it is who has the strong jaw line but whichever girl it it is I always thought she looked liked the prince from Shrek!

Edit: thinking about it I think it is Romilly Weeks.

Any of them on Loose Women what a bag of ****

that Gina woman (thats supposed to be funny) she turns up on panel shows and is just annoying as hell

Sharon Osbourne had liposuction. She had fat sucked out of her, then pumped into her daughter. I think thats cruel. quote:mark lamarrr.

Judy Finnigan! I don't know what Richard Madeley sees in her, she looks even more like a horse than Camilla Parker Bowles and that's saying summat! :lol:

Judy Finnigan! I don't know what Richard Madeley sees in her, she looks even more like a horse than Camilla Parker Bowles and that's saying summat! :lol:

So speaks the "magnet"!

Do a little googling and see how she looked in her earlier days.

The girl on the Test Card has aged well.

Christa Akroyd

Fearne Cotton doesn't make me cringe - I quite like her but the DRESS she wore to last weeks NTA's did. I nearly choked on my tea the other night browsing through heat to find she'd taken to wearing what can only be described as a silver boob tube with a giant white MERKIN attached. It was like an albino beefeater had taken off his hat and given it to her to wear. There were two photos and it was NOT a good look. :suspect: