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slickwitch
23-09-2008, 13:15
I'd insist on No Beards Or Moustaches, cyclists, ramblers and Sherlock Holmes Wannabes!
discodown
23-09-2008, 13:15
Anybody who complained about anything would be out
Tricky
23-09-2008, 13:16
No Slappers!
foxforcefive
23-09-2008, 13:17
No complaining. I'm a firm believer in do what I say not as I do.
foxforcefive
23-09-2008, 13:17
Anybody who complained about anything would be out

Chuffnuts, you beat me to it.
BasilRathbon
23-09-2008, 13:24
I'd let me guests do exactly as they pleased and be only too happy to cater for their every whim.

If anyone feels differently, maybe they should question whether the accommodation business is the right career for them.
Chopsie
23-09-2008, 13:28
I'd let me guests do exactly as they pleased and be only too happy to cater for their every whim.

If anyone feels differently, maybe they should question whether the accommodation business is the right career for them.

I think you're confusing 'B&B' with 'brothel'...
BasilRathbon
23-09-2008, 13:30
I think you're confusing 'B&B' with 'brothel'...

There's a difference? :huh:
poppins
23-09-2008, 13:32
I think you're confusing 'B&B' with 'brothel'...

Now there's a good idea, a Brothel....early retirement :thumbsup:
splodgeyAl
23-09-2008, 13:32
I think you're confusing 'B&B' with 'brothel'...

That's an easy mistake to make tho
slickwitch
23-09-2008, 13:33
Now there's a good idea, a Brothel....early retirement :thumbsup:

Funny. I have always thought how nice it would be t run a brothel/beauty salon where I employed good looking men who could apply beauty treatments and "massage" for discerning ladies.

Just a little dream of mine.
Chopsie
23-09-2008, 13:33
There's a difference? :huh:

Maybe that's why the landlady on one of your many other B&B threads had to stop serving breakfast at 9am - to get the harnesses up before 9.30am?