Hi all,
just saying hello to kick things off. Hope to find some useful info and chat here.
Thanks

Hiya melv, welcome to the forum :wave:
Love your username, you're not my dad are ya :suspect:

When I was five I had a mate at school called Melvin, we used to sit on the bench in the playground at playtime and eat each others bogeys.

Other kids tried to muscle in on our act because our bogeys were quite quite tasty but we refused them, we didnt let them into our little snot-gobblers club and that, my little Poppet, caused a LOT of upset.

Eventually the teachers intervened and forbade us our little sweet meats and we had to resort to eating the nits out of the dirty kids hair- not that you have to be dirty to get nits, we just discovered that the dirty kids had more chewy dandruff than the clean ones.

Good days...

Welcome to the forum, have fun, get into lots of arguments and debates, wipe the occasional bogey onto your screen and DONT YOU DARE MAKE ONE SINGLE TYPO!!!

I hope Im not your dad! Im *cough* barely old enough. Its just a play on a nickname, my real names not Melvin.
Are the grammar Police on patrol round here then?:)

Welcome melvbot, yes there are grammar police everywhere. Pedants. Miserable pedants.

Welcome melvbot, lovely folks on here, just ignore Jabbers he's just trying to impress you :gag: He's harmless really, you'll get to know him and love him like we do :D